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Re: West Virginia: A small poor state with a population of 2 million

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Dick Cheney

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May 13, 2008, 12:53:19 PM5/13/08
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"West Virginia: A small poor state with a population of 2 million"

And a median adult education level of 8th grade.

Only the leftover and conveniently forgetful CLINTON fans of the 1990s
(pre-Monica) "admire" or "love" the ever DEVISIVE and always play-
acting Hillary.

"WEST VIRGINIA, WILTED

AND WOEFUL"

Raymond

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May 13, 2008, 1:07:10 PM5/13/08
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On May 13, 12:53�pm, Dick Cheney <lilhor...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> "West Virginia: A small poor state with a population of 2 million"


West Virginia: A small poor state with a population of 2 million ....
and they are all related to each other

"West Virginia Love Poem"

Sally Lee done fell in love,
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all,
She told her Pappy so.

Pappy told her, "Sally Gal,
You'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo' maw don't know,
but Joe is yo' half-brother."

So Sally put aside her Joe,
and planned to marry Will.
but, after telling Pappy this,
he said, "There's trouble still.

You cain't marry Will, my gal,
and please don't tell yo' mother,
but Will and Joe and several mo'
I know is yo' half-brother."

But Mama knew and said
"My Child, just do what makes yo' happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe,
cause you ain't no kin to Pappy!"

(Submitted by: Glynn Sirpless)

The Pope Wears Prada

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May 13, 2008, 1:27:06 PM5/13/08
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*Shame and Scandal*
Blues Busters
Jamaica - 1964

Woe, misery
Shame and scandal in the family
Woe, misery
Shame and scandal in the family

In Jamaica there was a family
With much confusion as you will see
It was a momma and a papa and a boy who was grown
Who wanted to marry, have wife of his own
Found a young girl suited him nice
Went to his papa to ask his advice
His papa said: "Son, I have to say no,
That girl is your sister, but your momma don't know"

A week went by and the summer came round
And soon the best cook in the island he found
He went to his papa to make a day
His papa shook his head and to him he did say
"You can't marry this girl I have to say no
The girl is your sister, but your momma don't know"

He went to his momma and covered his head
And told his momma what his papa had said
His momma she laughed, she says: "Go man, go
Your daddy ain't your daddy, but your daddy don't know."

Roger "woger" Wiseman

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May 12, 2010, 3:34:52 PM5/12/10
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"Dick Cheney" <lilh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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How do you know toothpaste was invented in West Virginia?
Because if it were invented anywhere else it would have been called
teethpaste.


Roger Wiseman

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Jun 29, 2010, 4:26:46 PM6/29/10
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"Raymond" <Bluer...@aol.com> wrote in message
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"West Virginia Love Poem"

(Submitted by: Glynn Sirpless)

> ? ? ? ?AND WOEFUL"
>
>
The ducks fly over my house upside down cuz there aint nuthin worh crappin
on!


Lardassed Lloyd Davies

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Jun 29, 2010, 7:12:42 PM6/29/10
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On Jun 29, 4:26 pm, "N0VFP" Lloyd Austin Davies of Athens, AL
<puncegot...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> West <plagiarism>

Alabama, named for where one goes to chop weeds.

Main article: Demographics of Alabama-Wikipedia

The United States Census Bureau, as of July 1, 2008, estimated
Alabama's population at 4,661,900,[2] which represents an increase of
214,545, or 4.8%, since the last census in 2000.[43] This includes a
natural increase since the last census of 121,054 people (that is
502,457 births minus 381,403 deaths) and an increase due to net
migration of 104,991 people into the state.[43] Immigration from
outside the United States resulted in a net increase of 31,180 people,
and migration within the country produced a net gain of 73,811 people.
[43] The state had 108,000 foreign-born (2.4% of the state
population), of which an estimated 22.2% were illegal immigrants
(24,000).


Lloyd Austin Davies, has to live in the ghettos of Athens, AL .
He sure can't pay his rent on time, just like the other denziens of
his neighborhood, a run down section just over the railroad tracks.

kb9rqz

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Jun 30, 2010, 5:39:48 PM6/30/10
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