On 5 May 2012 07:13:13 -0700, in alt.war.vietnam Bill Clarke
Well, I thought all of that was covered in basic.
You know, the standard stuff right outta the FAQ:
"How do you shoot innocent women and children?"
"Do you have anything to trade for my ham and Lima beans?"
"How does your sister enjoy her dancing lessons?"
"Why is there a notch in my dogtag?"
"Why should we pull our mattress over our bodies... will a
mattress stop an incoming 122?"
And my personal favorite:
< scenario >
"You're trapped on a ledge with a raging river below you, an
NVA hunter-killer team closing in from above... and all you
have is a B2 can of peaches and a P-38; what should you do?"
< /scenario >
Others worthy of mention:
Questions about Jane Fonda and the notes from the POWs.
Questions about "Operation Tailhook" and the island in the
South Pacific.
Questions about the same island and the incurable strain of
VD... wasn't it the same island?
(I *still* recall the time you told Suzi that story!)
Others less worthy:
"How come they say: 'Shoot the whole nine yards'?"
"Is it 'cut mustard' or 'cut muster'?"
"Can you find 'The Boonies' on a map?"
"Where was a 'free fire zone'?"
"What is Hitler?"
"Why is Spain?"
"Where are the Ed Combs of yesterdear?"
Jones