bush twins volunteer for war on iraq
Carl Hatchell
cowards on your ass.
Carl Hatchell
"Ricefart Ken" <Anonymous...@See.Comment.Header> wrote in message news:2O6S8QQ33771...@anonymous.poster...
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> bush twins volunteer for war on iraq; other politicians' children follow
> by The Dissociated Press - April 01, 2003
> President George Bush announced Tuesday that his two children--twins Barbara and Jenna--have
> joined the Army in order to take part in the military action against Iraq.
>
> “They want to help their country,” said Bush during a press conference. “They’ve heard me and my
> administration talk about how Saddam Hussein is a very bad man. A mad man. A sad man. Behind
> blue eyes. Won’t get fooled again.
>
> “He has nucular weapons and sarin gas and anthrax and West Nile and nerve gas and all kinds of
> other stuff. And he’s going to use it to destroy the world, including the greatest country in
> history, the one that is closest to my heart. And after he attacks Israel, he might even attack
> the United States. Of America.
>
> “That’s why my daughters have volunteered to join the Army. They’re going to put their money
> where my mouth is by defending this great land of ours. I’m so proud that they’re following in
> my footsteps by joining the military at their country’s time of need. But they won’t be
> defending the skies of Texas from the Viet Cong, like I did for a little while before skipping
> my last year of service. They’re actually going to be in Iraq, flying troop-transport
> helicopters behind enemy lines. Me and Laura call them ‘our little bullet-stoppers.’”
>
> Reached for comment at the Kappa Omega fraternity house, Jenna Bush said, “Yeah, I’m so totally
> geeked about going over there! I’m sure there’s lots of mad cute guys in the Army. It’s gonna be
> tight.”
>
> Barbara Bush commented from the payphone at the Flying Saucer Bar and Club: “When my dad decided
> that American kids needed to invade Iraq, I was like, ‘I want to go!’ I’m all about attacking
> Iraq. I mean, I can’t let other people my age kill and die for this country and, you know, not
> go myself.”
>
> The actions of the First Twins evidently inspired other young members of the Bush clan. Noelle
> Bush, daughter of Florida Governor Jeb Bush, has signed up for the Air Force. At first, it
> appeared that Noelle’s well publicized drug arrests might prohibit her from military service,
> but her father stepped in. “We’ve pulled strings for Noelle so many other times,” said Governor
> Bush, “we figured, why not this time? She wanted to join so bad. So I called [Secretary of the
> Air Force] Jim Roche, and it was a done deal.”
>
> Jeb Bush’s son, George P. Bush, who famously drew comparisons to Ricky Martin when he campaigned
> for his uncle, emerged from the Marine recruitment center in Austin, Texas, brandishing his
> paperwork. “I’m in! I’m a Marine!” he yelled to gathered reporters. “I’m so excited that I’m
> going to serve my country. I can’t wait to kick Saddam’s f------ ass!”
>
> The war fever has spread beyond the Bush family. Two of Deputy Defense Secretary Paul
> Wolfowitz’s three children have enlisted in the military in the past week. Wolfowitz spoke
> ruefully of his younger son, Jerry, who didn’t sign up. “I’m very upset with him. I told him
> he’s acting like a coward. As I’ve constantly said for over a decade, it is absolutely
> imperative that we topple Hussein and liberate Iraq. It must be our immediate, pressing
> priority. Every able-bodied young American should join this crucial fight. Refusing is like not
> going into the military during Vietnam. It’s unpatriotic, and I’m ashamed that I raised such a
> yellow-belly.”
>
> Last night, Jerry Wolfowitz appeared on the Fox News talk show The O’Reilly Factor to defend his
> decision not to join the military. As he tried to ask why host Bill O’Reilly never served in
> Vietnam, O’Reilly cut him off by yelling: “Shut up! Just shut up! You’re a disgrace to your
> father! I hope Mrs. Wolfowitz isn’t watching this! Turn of his mic[rophone]! Get out of my
> studio before I tear you to f------ pieces!”
>
> Earlier today, Vice President Dick Cheney released a statement regarding his oldest
> granddaughter, who volunteered for the Navy. It read, in part: “Lynne and I couldn’t be more
> proud. Although I had other priorities during the Vietnam era, it’s encouraging to see that Mary
> Junior is going to fight in a war. We know she’ll make us and our country proud. We hope she
> comes back alive and in one piece.”
>
> Proving that the war fever is bipartisan, Chelsea Clinton volunteered for the Marines. Senator
> Hillary Clinton's office released a statement: "I fully support President Bush's policy toward
> Iraq. Thus, I fully support my only child joining the fight. Her father does, as well. Chelsea
> has told us that as soon as she gets back from hobnobbing with Madonna in London, she'll be on
> the first troop-transport plane to the Persian Gulf."
>
> In related happenings, Andrew Perle has joined the Green Berets, and Jane Rumsfeld enlisted in
> the explosive ordnance disposal unit of the Marines. In an unusual twist, Ann Coulter herself
> tried to join the Army, but, at age 40, she’s well past the Army’s maximum enlistment age of 34.
> “I’m not afraid to get some blood on these pampered, manicured hands,” said the conservative
> commentator. “I'm not afraid to muss up this $150 'Friends' hair-do. I really wanted to go over
> there, kill Iraq’s leaders, and convert the people to Christianity, but I’m too old.” Coulter
> added that she’s so anxious to fight on the ground at the front lines, she’s filed an official
> request that the Army waive its age limit and gender restrictions in her case.
>
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Charlie Wolf
(Ricefart Ken) wrote:
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>bush twins volunteer for war on iraq; other politicians' children follow
Interesting. I remember seeing a similar article in the 90's about
Chelsea joining a whorehouse to show similar support for her father's
actions...
Regards,
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