On 2 Jan 2012 21:35:52 -0800, in alt.war.vietnam Bill Clarke
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Bill_...@newsguy.com> wrote:
>I remember the bees but not sure about the ducks. My memory is fading. My god,
>you didn’t molest a Vietnamese duck did you? Was this atrocity reported? Was
>it good for the duck?
>Bill Clarke
Well, sir... I was walking one day out in the jungle, and a duck flew
by my head. It was doin' what most ducks do... you know, the old,
"quack quack" thing.
But, me bein' lost in the moment, I thought it said: "quark quark!"
Now, we all know what goes "quark quark," right?
Yup, it was a quantum duck... aka a Depleted-Uranium Duck (DUD), and
we *all* know how dangerous DUDs are.
Is anybody listening to my story?