Bumper Stickers
Alfred Albiston
In Richmond the other day, I saw a bumper sticker:
Don't Blame Me, I voted for Jeff Davis.
This started me thinking about other bumper stickers for awcu:
Let me tell you about platoon bridges.
U. S. "I cruise without booze" Grant
Don't blame me, I voted for McClelland
This truck guarded by a 2/4
Longstreet, Where were you at Gettysburg?
I brake for minnie balls
Where the hell is Fort Sumter anyway?
Well, I am sure you get the idea.
Cheers to all,
Al
Mark T Pitcavage
In article <1996May17.0...@leo.vsla.edu>,
This is sheer Pitcavage-bait.
How about:
Mothers Against Frontal Assaults
My Other Corps Commander is Reynolds
My Child is a Standard-Bearer in the Iron Brigade
I'm a Copperhead and I vote!
Secessionists for Pro-Choice
I Lost Mit Sigel
Tennessee Reb
On May 17, 1996 01:18:20 in article <Bumper Stickers>,I'll buy one of these. Suggest you customize them,
e.g. "This Cadillac Guarded by a 2x4". Not all
crackers drive a truck, ya know...
T. Reb
Ed Jackson
If you're really into Southern history, you might appreciate seeing these
on the car in front of you:
"John C. Calhoun: Man Most Likely to Secede"
"Zouaves: Real Men Don't Wear Grey"
Robert Toombs: "I'm Sorry"
Ed Jackson
Lynn Berkowitz
On 17 May 1996 18:23:40 GMT, mpit...@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark
T Pitcavage) wrote:
:This is sheer Pitcavage-bait.
:
:)
:How about:
:
GEORGIA FIRST -- We'll lay waste the other states later
I Propose to Move Immediately Upon Your Breastworks
My child is a Newmarket Veteran from VMI
WE WANT EMANCIPATION NOW!!
YANKEE GO HOME
I Brake For Bummers
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Lynn Berkowitz lynn...@ix.netcom.com
"When my ancestors were receiving the Ten Commandments from the
immediate hand of Deity, amidst the thunderings and lightnings
of Mt. Sinai, the ancestors of my opponent were wearing animal
skins & blue paint in the forests of Great Britain."
-- Judah P. Benjamin
Mark T Pitcavage
In article <319feba9...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>,
Lynn Berkowitz <lynn...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>On 17 May 1996 18:23:40 GMT, mpit...@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark
>T Pitcavage) wrote:
>
>:This is sheer Pitcavage-bait.
>:
> :)
>:How about:
>:
>GEORGIA FIRST -- We'll lay waste the other states later
>I Propose to Move Immediately Upon Your Breastworks
>My child is a Newmarket Veteran from VMI
>WE WANT EMANCIPATION NOW!!
>YANKEE GO HOME
>I Brake For Bummers
Or
If You Don't Like My Foraging Call 1-800-SHERMAN
James F. Epperson
Cump Happens
:-)
JFE
Mark T Pitcavage
In article <Pine.SUN.3.91.960520094119.19422B-100000@s10>,
James F. Epperson <eppe...@math.uah.edu> wrote:
>
>Cump Happens
>
>:-)
>
>
>JFE
>
>
You're back! I hope the rest of your trip went well...?
Brian Blakistone
mpit...@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark T Pitcavage) wrote:
>Mothers Against Frontal Assaults
>My Other Corps Commander is Reynolds
>My Child is a Standard-Bearer in the Iron Brigade
>I'm a Copperhead and I vote!
>Secessionists for Pro-Choice
>I Lost Mit Sigel
These were great!
McClellan's car:
I brake for rumors.
Sherman:
Warning, this army conducts wide right flanking maneuvers.
Danger, inflammable substance on board.
Forrest:
Yes, as a matter of fact, I do own the whole damned battlefield!
Hell on hooves.
Brian
Scott Marsden
jac...@igs.cviog.uga.edu (Ed Jackson) wrote:
>"John C. Calhoun: Man Most Likely to Secede"
>"Zouaves: Real Men Don't Wear Grey"
>Robert Toombs: "I'm Sorry"
Oh how about:
"Help Preston Brooks: Support the March of Canes"
efr...@cc.memphis.edu
In article <Pine.SUN.3.91.960520094119.19422B-100000@s10>, "James F. Epperson" <eppe...@math.uah.edu> writes:
>
> Cump Happens
Ouch.
I Brake for Bushwhackers
Don't Blame Me--I Voted For Breckenridge
If You're Close Enough To Read This Then
Obviously You're A White Southerner With
A CSA Battleflag On The Grille Of Your Semi.
Ed "Fergit, Hell!... Ooops, already used" Frank
RStacy2229
In article <319feba9...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>, lynn...@ix.netcom.com
(Lynn Berkowitz) writes:
>How about:
>:
>GEORGIA FIRST -- We'll lay waste the other states later
By the way, are y'all carpetbaggers through with us yet? Might we convince
you to go pave some other previously-livable community now? Madison,
Wisc., perhaps?
Robert Stacy McCain
Rome GA -- Please don't send Sherman back here!
RStacy2229
I'd rather be wenching in the quarters
or
Have you whipped your slaves today?
RStacy2229
WAIT, NOW I'VE GOT IT:
My Yankee ancestor subjugated an entire region and
all I got was this lousy bumper sticker!
Dave Smith
mpit...@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark T Pitcavage) wrote:
mostly snipped
>I'm a Copperhead and I vote!
or
Copperheads Are Snakes in the Grass!
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Dave Smith Always Store Beer in a Dark Place
Villa Hills, Ky -- Lazarus Long
url http://users.aol.com/dmsmith001/
url http://users.aol.com/CintiCWRT/
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Southern Witch
"Friends Don't Let Friends Drive on Richmond"
"South Carolina Is For Looters"
Kathie Fraser
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"The South is a land that has known sorrows...a land of legend,
a land of song, a land of hallowed and heroic memories."
--Edward Ward Carmack
Mark T Pitcavage
In article <kfraser-2105...@as7s49.erols.com>,
Southern Witch <kfr...@erols.com> wrote:
>"Friends Don't Let Friends Drive on Richmond"
>
>"South Carolina Is For Looters"
Those are some good ones!
David Middleton
In article <4npseo$d...@charm.magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu>,
mpit...@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark T Pitcavage) wrote:
> In article <319feba9...@nntp.ix.netcom.com>,
> Lynn Berkowitz <lynn...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> >On 17 May 1996 18:23:40 GMT, mpit...@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (Mark
> >T Pitcavage) wrote:
> >
> >:This is sheer Pitcavage-bait.
> >:
> > :)
> >:How about:
> >:
> >GEORGIA FIRST -- We'll lay waste the other states later
> >I Propose to Move Immediately Upon Your Breastworks
> >My child is a Newmarket Veteran from VMI
> >WE WANT EMANCIPATION NOW!!
> >YANKEE GO HOME
> >I Brake For Bummers
>
> Or
>
> If You Don't Like My Foraging Call 1-800-SHERMAN
Nice one Mark!
"My other car is a 4 horse team, caisson and 12 pounder!"
"Seccession: Back by popular demand."
"
--
Dave "Neo-Copperhead" Middleton <dm...@ctp.com>
James F. Epperson
I hope someone is archiving the better bumper sticker comments for future
reference and amusement. So far my favorites (I haven't seen them all,
being out of town) were Kathie's "South Carolina is for looters" and
Chuck TB's "How's my foraging? Call 1-800-SHERMAN." And, of course, my
own "Cump Happens."
JFE
Mark T Pitcavage
In article <Pine.SUN.3.91.960522132255.17490A-100000@zonker>,
That's mine, not Chuck's!!!!!!
Yuko...@concentric.net
aalb...@leo.vsla.edu (Alfred Albiston) wrote:
>In Richmond the other day, I saw a bumper sticker:
>Don't Blame Me, I voted for Jeff Davis.
If you have a good idea for a bumper sticker talk to Addison Jessup at
Jessup's Mercantile at the next reenactment you go to. If Addison
likes it he will have it made. Sulter's are always looking for new
idea's so talk to your local sulter about it. Jessup's Mercantile
also have the largest selection around for bumper stickers as well.
Who do you think had this bumper sticker made??
>Don't Blame Me, I voted for Jeff Davis.
Hint: Addison Jessup
Kris Overstreet
American For Now, Southern For Life, Texan Forever
Lee/Jackson in '96... who needs Davis anyway?
This Car Makes Wide Flanking Movements
Oh Look, Here Come Those Damn Yankees Again
Hell With Gettysburg- We Wanted Washington!
or for the non-Southerners present...
I Came South on a U. S. Grant
Father, Let Us be Thankful for the Butt-Whipping We are About to Recieve
That's Mr. Damn Yankee To You
Funny, I Thought _WE_ Won the War
Sherman's Caterers- YOU Bring the Food, WE Bring the Guests
The South Had Beauregard, We Had Butler- Let's Call It Even
My Favorite Fashion Model is Jefferson Davis
Sorry, the Southern Border of the US is NOT the Potomac
and for both sides
Win or Lose- We'll Fight Like Hell
Red White and Blue- Three Things North and South Agree On
The Loser Gets the Indian Territory
(or more modern)
The Loser Gets New Jersey
and one final version, adaptable for North or South
The (Union/Confederate) Army- $13 a Month and All the (Rebels/Yankees) You
Can Shoot
Kris Overstreet
Kris Overstreet
Obligatory web plug:
http://www.txdirect.net/users/redneck
The Redneck Gaijin Art Gallery at:
http://www.txdirect.net/users/redneck/gallery.html
Dennis Maggard
aalb...@leo.vsla.edu (Alfred Albiston) wrote:
>In Richmond the other day, I saw a bumper sticker:
>Don't Blame Me, I voted for Jeff Davis.
>This started me thinking about other bumper stickers for awcu:...
Trying avoid duplications....
Save Our Republic, Impeach Roger Taney
I'm Pro-Slavery and I Vote
Bummer on Board
I'd Rather Be Corn Husking
Zouaves Have More Fun
Join the Navy and See the Mississippi (USA)
Join the Navy and See the James (CSA)
Dennis
James F. Epperson
OOPS!!!!
[Much shame and embarassment, along with amused wonder at who is most
maligned by the error -- Mark, or Chuck?]
JFE
Dave Smith
dmag...@access.digex.net (Dennis Maggard) wrote:
snips
This isn't original, but seems to fit:
"Damn it Nelly, Why Didn't You Marry Hill?"
Dave
Mike Behrent
RStacy2229 wrote:
> you to go pave some other previously-livable community now? Madison,
> Wisc., perhaps?
> Robert Stacy McCain
> Rome GA -- Please don't send Sherman back here!
I hate to break this to you but Madison, Wisc. is already pretty well paved.
BTW, don't worry about Sherman. Mr. Peabody has a leash on him <G>.
--
Regards;
Mike Behrent (mbeh...@tpo.org)
SCV-SUVCW, An American Heritage of Honor and Pride
Lynn Berkowitz
IMPEACH MARY TODD