Attmay's Panic coming soon!
Matthew Anscher
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/6560/panic.html
is the site to see on 10/1/97 if you want humor and really peculiar but
usually true facts. It is a web-zine called
ATTMAY'S PANIC!
It will feature really kewl links, stories, facts, and humor and will be
updated every month. Tell all of your friends and enemies about this
electronic silliness.
Remember that date: OCTOBER 1, 1997
The same day on which Julie Andrews turns 62 (she still doesn't look a
day over 35, I wish I could say the same for me; I'm 14)
Hayden Brockett
Wow a 14 year-old spammer!
--
The above address is faked in order to thwart spammers.
"Just because something can't be, doesn't mean it isn't." -Me (as far as
I know)
Hayden Brockett red...@hotmail.com
ISAAC
In article <340CC1EB...@not.hotmail.com>, Hayden Brockett <red...@not.hotmail.com> writes:
>
>Matthew Anscher wrote:
>>
>> Remember that date: OCTOBER 1, 1997
>> The same day on which Julie Andrews turns 62 (she still doesn't look a
>> day over 35, I wish I could say the same for me; I'm 14)
>Wow a 14 year-old spammer!
I'm both disappointed and impressed with this young prodigy of the canned
lunchmeat known as junk email. Disappointed (obviously) by the spam.
Impressed by the fact that he's so comfortable with his homosexuality at such a
young age....hey, the fact that the kid knows Julie Andrews' birthday says a
lot!!
Isaac
Hayden Brockett
Matthew Anscher
> Wow a 14 year-old spammer!
> The above address is faked in order to thwart spammers.
> "Just because something can't be, doesn't mean it isn't." -Me (as far as
> I know)
> Hayden Brockett red...@hotmail.com
do I have the capability, to spam anybody.
Matthew Anscher
ISAAC wrote:
>
> In article <340CC1EB...@not.hotmail.com>, Hayden Brockett <red...@not.hotmail.com> writes:
> >
> >Matthew Anscher wrote:
> >>
> >> Remember that date: OCTOBER 1, 1997
> >> The same day on which Julie Andrews turns 62 (she still doesn't look a
> >> day over 35, I wish I could say the same for me; I'm 14)
>
> lunchmeat known as junk email. Disappointed (obviously) by the spam.
> Impressed by the fact that he's so comfortable with his homosexuality at such a
> young age....hey, the fact that the kid knows Julie Andrews' birthday says a
> lot!!
>
> Isaac
am gay. I am not Gay. I only posted it there for the exposure.
And I am not a spammer Either!!
Matthew Anscher
Dave Garner wrote:
>
> Matthew Anscher <ansc...@acpub.duke.edu> writes:
>
> >http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/6560/panic.html
>
> >is the site to see on 10/1/97 if you want humor and really peculiar but
> >usually true facts. It is a web-zine called
>
> >ATTMAY'S PANIC!
>
>
> >It will feature really kewl links, stories, facts, and humor and will be
> >updated every month. Tell all of your friends and enemies about this
> >electronic silliness.
>
>
> >Remember that date: OCTOBER 1, 1997
> >The same day on which Julie Andrews turns 62 (she still doesn't look a
> >day over 35, I wish I could say the same for me; I'm 14)
>
> even have an asshole. Or genitalia....
>
> d.
> --
>
> --
No I do not, you depraved, prejudiced piece of horse shit.
Andrew Gill
Matthew Anscher <ansc...@acpub.duke.edu> wrote in article
<341077...@acpub.duke.edu>...
> No, I am not a spammer. This is an honest-to-god e-zine. I will not, nor
> do I have the capability, to spam anybody.
So you're telling me that you can't do what you just did?
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Matthew Anscher
Hayden Brockett wrote:
>
> ISAAC wrote:
> >
> > In article <340CC1EB...@not.hotmail.com>, Hayden Brockett <red...@not.hotmail.com> writes:
> > >
> > >Matthew Anscher wrote:
> > >>
> > >> The same day on which Julie Andrews turns 62 (she still doesn't look a
> > >> day over 35, I wish I could say the same for me; I'm 14)
> >
> > I'm both disappointed and impressed with this young prodigy of the canned
> > lunchmeat known as junk email. Disappointed (obviously) by the spam.
> > Impressed by the fact that he's so comfortable with his homosexuality at such a
> > young age....hey, the fact that the kid knows Julie Andrews' birthday says a
> > lot!!
> >
> > Isaac
> The above address is faked in order to thwart spammers.
> "Just because something can't be, doesn't mean it isn't." -Me (as far as
> I know)
> Hayden Brockett red...@hotmail.com
anywhere near my site, Nazi. I don't like Hitler. I hope you get raped.
I only posted to a.p.h because I knew it existed and the exposute. I
wish you the very worst.
Psycho
Matthew Anscher wrote:
*snip a bunch of crap*
> You are an asshole. You suck. I hope you get spammed. I don't want you
> anywhere near my site, Nazi. I don't like Hitler. I hope you get raped.
> I only posted to a.p.h because I knew it existed and the exposute. I
> wish you the very worst.
First, I just thought this was another pathetic spammer. After I saw a
few of his posts, though, I decided he was an idiot as well. Now I see
that he is an idiot, a spammer, and an asshole.
Matthew, you are obviously not ready for dealing with the internet.
People here are not always nice, and being a kid isn't going to help
you. If you can't handle being flamed, switch to Nintendo. Either
that, or grow up a little. And if you put a fucking cross-post on my
newsgroup again, I will flame you so bad you'll need therapy.
--
Psycho
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UIN: 2493981 (If you don't know what this means, ask me.)
homepage out of service until late September
Don't let me slow your search for someone who's interested. - Dogbert
Hayden Brockett
Matthew Anscher wrote:
>
> Hayden Brockett wrote:
> >
> > ISAAC wrote:
> > >
> > > In article <340CC1EB...@not.hotmail.com>, Hayden Brockett <red...@not.hotmail.com> writes:
> > > >
> > > >Matthew Anscher wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> Remember that date: OCTOBER 1, 1997
> > > >> The same day on which Julie Andrews turns 62 (she still doesn't look a
> > > >> day over 35, I wish I could say the same for me; I'm 14)
> > > >Wow a 14 year-old spammer!
> > >
> > > I'm both disappointed and impressed with this young prodigy of the canned
> > > lunchmeat known as junk email. Disappointed (obviously) by the spam.
> > > Impressed by the fact that he's so comfortable with his homosexuality at such a
> > > young age....hey, the fact that the kid knows Julie Andrews' birthday says a
> > > lot!!
> > >
> > > Isaac
> > And his obvious poor taste in attractive women says even more!
> > --
> > The above address is faked in order to thwart spammers.
> > "Just because something can't be, doesn't mean it isn't." -Me (as far as
> > I know)
> > Hayden Brockett red...@hotmail.com
> You are an asshole. You suck. I hope you get spammed. I don't want you
> anywhere near my site, Nazi. I don't like Hitler. I hope you get raped.
> I only posted to a.p.h because I knew it existed and the exposute. I
> wish you the very worst.
Hey dude, chill out I'm from a.f.m-p k? It seems everytime you get mad
at spammer they call you a Nazi. That comment was about Julie Andrews
looks, I couldn't care less about you sexuality...
st95...@pip.cc.brandeis.edu
And BTW - there are PLENTY of kids who would know who Julie Andrews is --
remember a movie called Mary Poppins - so popular that The Simpsons did a
whole episode about it? I'm not gay, and I knew who she was from that
movie for years.
Jason
Patrick Keegan
>Remember that date: OCTOBER 1, 1997
>The same day on which Julie Andrews turns 62 (she still doesn't look a
>day over 35, I wish I could say the same for me; I'm 14)
>
And now a little something for ISIRTA fans:
Who is the one who sets our temperature soaring?
Who is the one that sets our passions roaring?
Who is the queen of the silver screen that we all dream about?
Who is the moll, the living doll that we all dream about?
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiits Julie Andrews! (Ahhh ahh ahh)
When I breathe your name,
Julie Andrews (Ahhh ahh ahh)
It sets my heart a flame!
I can hear a heavanly choir,
you have set my soul on fire.
Julie Andrews, Julie Andrews, I love you
Julie Andrews (Ahhh ahh ahh)
Your perfect as can be,
Julie Andrews (Ahhh ahh ahh)
Your pure as TCP
So hygenic, so disinfected, so anemic
Julie Andrews, Julie Andrews, I love you
O Julie, Julie forgive me for feeling this way about you
when your so, so clean.
But I've been like this ever since I saw you in Mary Poppins,
and you floated dwon with that crimalin spread out around you
and I had an uncontrolable desire to look up!
O Julie, Julie, your more veluptous than Twiggy,
more primative than Katie Boyle.
Your sexier, sexier by far than Raymond Baxter.
Every night, I have the same dream that we are alone together,
I watch as you take off your habit and wimple (?),
and I say, "Shall we?",
and you say "Shall we what?",
and I say "You know"
and you say "I don't"
AND YOU DON"T!!
Julie Andrews, (Ahhh ahh ahh)
Untouched by human hands
Julie Andrews, (Ahhh ahh ahh)
When you speak I understand,
every word filled, with romance
let me hear your dance dance dance
Julie Andrews, Julie Andrews, we love you.
Everyone!
Julie Andrews!
Oh you goddess of passion!
There are twinkles in your eyes
Julie Andrews!
Oh take me, take me Julie
You are a devil in disguise
We could care for, noone else
We'd even give up Racquel Welch
Julie Andrews, Julie Andrews, IIIIIIIIIII looooooooooove youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Andrew Gill
Patrick Keegan <kee...@iafrica.com> wrote an ode to Joooolie Andrews in
article <01bcbb06$bb3f0a80$561f07c4@default>...
AArgh! What does this have to do with laserdisc, The Simpsons, sitcoms,
homosexuality, conspiracies, Monty Python, movie production, beavis and
butthead, Itchy and/or Scratchy (cross-posts)?
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: "The newsgroups are going to
hell in a handbasket!" (Don't even bother asking me where I've been...)
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Although, it is a conspiracy.
Patrick Keegan
Andrew Gill <fruadman_tru...@juno.com> wrote in article
<01bcbb0c$5a041570$7c11ba92@axg26>...
>
> Patrick Keegan <kee...@iafrica.com> wrote an ode to Joooolie Andrews in
> article <01bcbb06$bb3f0a80$561f07c4@default>...
>
> AArgh! What does this have to do with laserdisc, The Simpsons, sitcoms,
> homosexuality, conspiracies, Monty Python, movie production, beavis and
> butthead, Itchy and/or Scratchy (cross-posts)?
>
> I've said it before, and I'll say it again: "The newsgroups are going to
> hell in a handbasket!" (Don't even bother asking me where I've been...)
>
feautured Graham Chapman and John Cleese, thereafter every series except
the 7th I think had John Cleese. Both Michael Palin and Eric Idle regularly
contributed to ISIRTA so HOW DO YOU FEEL!!!!!!!!!!
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A totally brilliant MP page:
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Spidersoft Enterprises
Matthew Anscher (ansc...@acpub.duke.edu) wrote:
: You are an asshole. You suck. I hope you get spammed. I don't want you
: anywhere near my site, Nazi. I don't like Hitler. I hope you get raped.
: I only posted to a.p.h because I knew it existed and the exposute. I
: wish you the very worst.
Buddy, you've got Vikings singing your praises to Valhalla and back!
PTB.
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Wildcat
Psycho wrote:
> First, I just thought this was another pathetic spammer. After I saw a
> few of his posts, though, I decided he was an idiot as well. Now I see
> that he is an idiot, a spammer, and an asshole.
> Matthew, you are obviously not ready for dealing with the internet.
> People here are not always nice, and being a kid isn't going to help
> you. If you can't handle being flamed, switch to Nintendo. Either
> that, or grow up a little.
Or you can flame right back with flames from hell....
> And if you put a fucking cross-post on my
> newsgroup again, I will flame you so bad you'll need therapy.
do you mean the alt.politics.homosexuality group?
Matthew Anscher
I was starting an e-zine. Is that too much to ask?
And I would like to tell everybody who has flamed me that they make
idiotically contradictory posts. For example:
People here are not always nice, and being a kid isn't going to help
you. If you can't handle being flamed, switch to Nintendo. Either
that, or grow up a little. And if you put a fucking cross-post on my
newsgroup again, I will flame you so bad you'll need therapy.
I wanted to post to alt.politics.homosexuality because it was the PC
thing to do and I knew it existed and people read it.
I ask that you stop flaming me, that you respect my right to cross-post,
and that you just let me do what I want to do with this
Mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!