After the Whacking
Richard Cranium
what comes next. After the pi�ata has been mercilessly whacked into
oblivion and is left a shattered, shapeless mess by its multitude of
whackers, what is the next logical step? Do the whackers simply go on
to play without diversion. Do they play with the full knowledge that
they successfully defeated a mindless, spineless, shadow figure hung
out specifically for them to beat the crap out of, or, do they seek
out places where the next pi�ata may be hanging - especially if said
pi�ata is made by the same peson who constructed the original? It's
not difficult to locate that manufacturer because his trademark is
always evident.
Richard C.
news:4a1e842b...@newsgroups.bellsouth.net...
: We all know the form and function of a pi�ata. My question is about
: what comes next. After the pi�ata has been mercilessly whacked into
: oblivion and is left a shattered, shapeless mess by its multitude of
: whackers, what is the next logical step? Do the whackers simply go on
: to play without diversion. Do they play with the full knowledge that
: they successfully defeated a mindless, spineless, shadow figure hung
: out specifically for them to beat the crap out of, or, do they seek
: pi�ata is made by the same peson who constructed the original? It's
: not difficult to locate that manufacturer because his trademark is
: always evident.
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Dark Matter is the pi�ata from HELL! ( a zombie pi�ata?)
He will not die because a sociopath can NEVER recognize his problem.
Archimedes' Lever
As A Bat Total Retard Cranium) wrote:
>
>We all know
You don't know shit.
This new, pathetic post authoring session proves that beyond doubt.
It also proves that you are the immature little adolescent minded piece
of shit that I have always touted you to be.
It was your ass that was handed to you, dumb fucktard... for months
running now.
Archimedes' Lever
wrote:
>Dark Matter is the pi�ata from HELL! ( a zombie pi�ata?)
>He will not die because a sociopath can NEVER recognize his problem.
Bwuahahahahahahahaah! PKB epitomized!
Richard Cranium
Why not call for a vote from ANY group in which you have posted for
six months or more. Bet you take the top asshole prize every time!
You're ugly, your dick is small, and everybody fucked your mother.
The Mighty TB
> Why not call for a vote from ANY group in which you have posted for
> six months or more. Bet you take the top asshole prize every time!
>
> You're ugly, your dick is small, and everybody fucked your mother.
And now everyone is shitting on her afterbirth aka Archtard.
Doug Jacobs
> We all know the form and function of a pi?ata. My question is about
> what comes next. After the pi?ata has been mercilessly whacked into
> oblivion and is left a shattered, shapeless mess by its multitude of
> whackers, what is the next logical step? Do the whackers simply go on
> to play without diversion. Do they play with the full knowledge that
> they successfully defeated a mindless, spineless, shadow figure hung
> out specifically for them to beat the crap out of, or, do they seek
> pi?ata is made by the same peson who constructed the original? It's
> not difficult to locate that manufacturer because his trademark is
> always evident.
At least pinata's are filled with tasty sweet candy.
I don't know, nor care to find out, what's inside a no-life internet
troll. Somehow, I doubt it's as nice as the candy from a pinata.
Also, the pinata has the good sense to know it has been defeated when you
rip off its head and pour its candy on the floor for the kids. The troll,
meanwhile, is like that Black Knight from Monty Python after having its
arms and legs chopped off, only more pathetic and tiresome.
--
It's not broken. It's...advanced.
Archimedes' Lever
wrote:
We are all bozos on this bus. You couldn't achieve escape velocity
from your stupidity if you tried, boy.
Richard Cranium
<OneBi...@InfiniteSeries.Org> wrote:
<<<<<Snip>>>>>
> We are all bozos on this bus.
Speak for yourself Archie. You're ugly, your dick is small, and
everybody fucked your mother.
The Mighty TB
> We are all bozos on this bus.
You sit at the back of the bus, clowny.
Richard Cranium
That's a historical fact!
Archimedes' Lever
wrote:
That is because my inflatable shoes are so large. You circus flea
pussies get to sit wherever you want.
You whimpy wussies don't stand a chance against me.
The Mighty TB
> That is because my inflatable shoes are so large. You circus flea
> pussies get to sit wherever you want.
No thanks Krusty, I'll let you have your imaginary bus all to yourself and
you can toddle off to magic fairy candyland on your own.
> You whimpy wussies don't stand a chance against me.
That's "wimpy" you fucking moron.
Richard Cranium
Your inflatable shoes match your inflatable girlfriend. Oops ... I
almost forgot - you're celibate - right Archie.
" ... don't stand a chance against me."
Ha! THAT is one of the funniest statements you've ever made on Usenet
Archie. You've been getting your ass kicked for months now - and I'm
only referring to a few of the groups in which I've seen your sorry
crap posted. Everywhere you go, you become the groups' whipping boy.
You are a joke; a laughing stock; the group pi�ata in every sense. I
delight in watching you make a fool of yourself by refusing to explain
your celibacy. I chuckle at your refusal to attempt to solve the
puzzle - and every group is aware of your fear of failure there. The
only truth is that people don't stand a chance against you when it
comes to being a fucking moron on Usenet.
Archimedes' Lever
<XOX...@unknownmailingaddress.com> wrote:
>No thanks Krusty, I'll let you have your imaginary bus all to yourself and
>you can toddle off to magic fairy candyland on your own.
I figured you wouldn't get the reference.
It is FireSign Theater fare. I am miles above you, little girl.
Archimedes' Lever
My posts in the thread were to one group. This group. If you, in all
your immature little mental midget glory, decided to cross post your
little wussy boy wines into other groups, that's your problem, retard
boy.
Grow up, Retard Cranium, your ass is showing again.
Richard Cranium
<OneBi...@InfiniteSeries.Org> sprouted his typical drivel:
<<<<<Snip>>>>>
> Grow up, Retard Cranium, your ass is showing again.
Well then, I owe you a big "Thank You".
The last thing I would ever want is for my ass to be showing when you
are in the vicinity. "Never tempt a faggot" is a worthwhile credo.
orville...@personal.ro
wrote:
> On Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:58:01 GMT, du...@bunghole.com (RichTard The Mental
>
>
>
>
>
> Midget Retard Cranium) wrote:
> >On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 21:56:01 -0700, Archimedes' Lever
> ><OneBigLe...@InfiniteSeries.Org> wrote:
>
> >>On Wed, 03 Jun 2009 03:59:32 GMT, du...@bunghole.com (Richard Cranium)
> >>wrote:
>
> >>>On Tue, 2 Jun 2009 08:54:47 -0700, "The Mighty TB"
> >>><XOX...@unknownmailingaddress.com> wrote:
>
> >>>>"ArchiTard Loser" cried:
>
> >>>>> We are all bozos on this bus.
>
> >>>>You sit at the back of the bus, clowny.
>
> >>>That's a historical fact!
>
> >> That is because my inflatable shoes are so large. You circus flea
> >>pussies get to sit wherever you want.
>
> >> You whimpy wussies don't stand a chance against me.
>
> >Your inflatable shoes match your inflatable girlfriend. Oops ... I
> >almost forgot - you're celibate - right Archie.
>
> >" ... don't stand a chance against me."
>
> >Ha! THAT is one of the funniest statements you've ever made on Usenet
> >Archie. You've been getting your ass kicked for months now - and I'm
> >only referring to a few of the groups in which I've seen your sorry
> >crap posted. Everywhere you go, you become the groups' whipping boy.
> >delight in watching you make a fool of yourself by refusing to explain
> >your celibacy. I chuckle at your refusal to attempt to solve the
> >puzzle - and every group is aware of your fear of failure there. The
> >only truth is that people don't stand a chance against you when it
> >comes to being a fucking moron on Usenet.
>
> My posts in the thread were to one group. This group. If you, in all
> your immature little mental midget glory, decided to cross post your
> little wussy boy wines into other groups, that's your problem, retard
> boy.
>
>
> - Show quoted text -
Cranium is correct; you are showing signs of anger whenever you
respond. You are the one who delights in pointing out whenever
someone posts a typo, uses poor grammar, spells a word incorrectly,
etc. - even if the meaning comes through loud and clear. You seem to
feel that it makes you a superior being. Best example was your recent
tirade against John Larkin is some of the PC groups that you've
retreated to after a steady diet of being lambasted here. Why did you
say " ... wussy boy wines into other ... " in the above posting? Why
are you ignoring the Cranium puzzle? Look at it this way - if you
successfully complete the puzzle solution, Cranium will be shut up
forever. I fail to see how you cannot take the shot since you have
nothing at all to lose. That is unless Cranium is correct in his
assertion that you fear failure so much that you will not take any
risk. What a shame if that is true because there really is no risk.
These puzzles often have convoluted solutions that are pure trickery
that no one could hold anyone responsible for missing. Still, there
is also the chance that you will come up with the right answer and
Cranium with his supporters would have to back off completely. You
would then be in a position to issue your own challenge to them.
Richard C.
news:ltfe25p5irjcflk2l...@4ax.com...
:
: Grow up, Retard Cranium, your ass is showing again.
========================
Yes, you are!
The Mighty TB
>>No thanks Krusty, I'll let you have your imaginary bus all to yourself and
>>you can toddle off to magic fairy candyland on your own.
>
> I figured you wouldn't get the reference.
>
> It is FireSign Theater fare. I am miles above you, little girl.
It's not that I didn't "get it," you simpleton, it's that I don't care.
BTW, it's a sure sign of latent homosexuality when you refer to another male
as a "girl."
Archimedes' Lever
wrote:
> Best example was your recent
>tirade against John Larkin is some of the PC groups that you've
>retreated to after a steady diet of being lambasted here.
You're a fucking idiot. I have been posting in the electronic design
group for years. The thread was cross posted to the PC groups, which I do
not frequent. I post there every day. Sometimes I posts here every day
while I chastise the two (now three) retards that have been jacking off
their brains here.
If you were any more retarded, I'd swear that you were nothing more
than yet another iteration of RichTard the Utter Retard Cranium.
As it stands, you are nothing more than a stupid, interloping twit that
cannot even make a valid observation of events, much less make a valid
assessment thereof.
Grow up. Get off you retarded little high horse, and oh yeah... Fuck
off and die as well, you pathetic excuse for civil intelligence.
Nobody asked you for your retarded, 4-F level assessments.
Archimedes' Lever
Stop acting like a little adolescent bitch then. Pretty simple, ya
dippy bitch.
Richard Cranium
<OneBi...@InfiniteSeries.Org> wrote:
>
> Nobody asked you for your retarded, 4-F level assessments.
But you gotta admit he knows you like a book Archie. You're a fucking
moron in every newsgroup in which you participate. Every group knows
about your claim of celibacy - which you continue to avoid explaining.
Every group knows that you're scared to death of the puzzle challenge
and do not have the balls to try it. Every group recognizes you as a
phony and a whipping boy, useful for diversionary playing at times.
You're ugly, your dick is small and everybody fucked your mother.
Richard C.
But...please go for it anyway!
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"Archimedes' Lever" <OneBi...@InfiniteSeries.Org> wrote in message
news:lctg2515srfuead0d...@4ax.com...
: On Thu, 4 Jun 2009 05:41:01 -0700 (PDT), orville...@personal.ro
Richard Cranium
some kind of a protest?
The Mighty TB
> And when Archie finally does blow, do you think the NAACP will issue
> some kind of a protest?
Depends on who he blows.
T.B.
Archimedes' Lever
Sub-4-F Retard Cranium) wrote:
>>
>> Nobody asked you for your retarded, 4-F level assessments.
>
>But you gotta admit he knows you like a book Archie.
You obviously have no clue what 4-F refers to. That is no surprise,
considering that your level is beneath that of a 4-F twit like the other
bastard is.
Archimedes' Lever
<XOX...@unknownmailingaddress.com> wrote:
>Depends on
Current PSP UMD releases? Top line flicks, you retarded piece of shit.
You have yet to make a valid statement in this group.
Your brains are in your Depends. Yes, that is what the stench is.
The Mighty TB
>
>>Depends on who ArchTard blows.
>
>
> Current PSP UMD releases? Top line flicks, you retarded piece of shit.
>
> You have yet to make a valid statement in this group.
>
> Your brains are in your Depends. Yes, that is what the stench is.
Friday night, ArchTard hits the pipe before the sun even sets. Too funny.
Richard Cranium
1. What about explaining your claim of celibacy?
2. Why are you so afraid of trying the puzzle challenge?
Why not stop skipping over these two questions and respond to them
honestly.
Richard C.
:
: Current PSP UMD releases? Top line flicks, you retarded piece of shit.
:
: You have yet to make a valid statement in this group.
:
: Your brains are in your Depends. Yes, that is what the stench is.
===============================
Why do you always talk to yourself?
Bungalow Bill
wrote:
>"Richard Cranium" <du...@bunghole.com> wrote in message
>news:4a1e842b...@newsgroups.bellsouth.net...
>: We all know the form and function of a pi�ata. My question is about
>: what comes next. After the pi�ata has been mercilessly whacked into
>: oblivion and is left a shattered, shapeless mess by its multitude of
>: whackers, what is the next logical step? Do the whackers simply go on
>: to play without diversion. Do they play with the full knowledge that
>: they successfully defeated a mindless, spineless, shadow figure hung
>: out specifically for them to beat the crap out of, or, do they seek
>: out places where the next pi�ata may be hanging - especially if said
>: pi�ata is made by the same peson who constructed the original? It's
>: not difficult to locate that manufacturer because his trademark is
>: always evident.
>
>===================
>Dark Matter is the pi�ata from HELL! ( a zombie pi�ata?)
>He will not die because a sociopath can NEVER recognize his problem.
The goddamned retarded babies are at it again.
Grow up, idiots. You are the only losers in this group. Your corpses
are beginning to stink. It can be detected from miles away.
Maybe God will make lizards out of you, so you can bask on a rock, in
all your stupidity, in your next life.
Richard Cranium
Don't read it if you don't like it. Complaining like you are doing is
silly and a waste of your valuable time. And forget about that lizard
crap. I spoke with God this morning and she is really pissed at
stupid Brits.
The Mighty TB
>>>===================
>>>Dark Matter is the pi�ata from HELL! ( a zombie pi�ata?)
>>>He will not die because a sociopath can NEVER recognize his problem.
>>
>> The goddamned retarded babies are at it again.
>>
>> Grow up, idiots. You are the only losers in this group. Your corpses
>>are beginning to stink. It can be detected from miles away.
>>
>> Maybe God will make lizards out of you, so you can bask on a rock, in
>>all your stupidity, in your next life.
>
>
> Don't read it if you don't like it. Complaining like you are doing is
> silly and a waste of your valuable time. And forget about that lizard
> crap. I spoke with God this morning and she is really pissed at
> stupid Brits.
This is simply the coward ArchTard posting with yet another dumb screen
name. Maybe he wants us to call him "Bunghole Bill" from now on.
T.B.
Richard Cranium
<XOX...@unknownmailingaddress.com> wrote:
>
>This is simply the coward ArchTard posting with yet another dumb screen
>name. Maybe he wants us to call him "Bunghole Bill" from now on.
>
>T.B.
>
Of course it is. Duh! Been away for a bit and didn't see a "retard"
reference, so I wasn't thinking of Archie. My bad.
I apologize Archie - I'll try not to forget you again. In the
interim, just fuck off.
Richard C.
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"Bungalow Bill" <Bugal...@AbbeyRoad.UKCOM> wrote in message
news:i2td351s2sc4o8k7k...@4ax.com...
: On Thu, 28 May 2009 08:52:22 -0700, "Richard C." <post...@spamcop.net>
Bungalow Bill
<XOX...@unknownmailingaddress.com> wrote:
Yet another adolescent retard response from yet another adolescent
headed retard that thinks his numerical age is what makes him a man. It
is not. You are not a man, you are an immature little retarded wussy boy.
Richard Cranium
Nothing like the mature, well-thought-out, rational crap emanating
from your orifices, eh Archie?
The Mighty TB
>>This is simply the coward ArchTard posting with yet another dumb screen
>>name. Maybe he wants us to call him "Bunghole Bill" from now on.
>>
>>T.B.
>
> Yet another adolescent retard response from yet another adolescent
> headed retard that thinks his numerical age is what makes him a man. It
> is not. You are not a man, you are an immature little retarded wussy boy.
So you prefer to be called "Bunghole Bill" now? That's a pretty big step up
from "ArchTard." HAHAHA!
T.B.
Freddie@aol.com Fagboi Freddie
Archie, from one poofter to another, I just wanted to tell you how
much I admire you for batting away all the cruel jibes from Dick Head
and his retarded cohorts. They should all shut up and leave you in
peace to carry on with your vital task of making the world a better
place.
Just the thought of you sitting in front of your hugely powerful PC
and its seven screens, with your rippling muscles and your fetching
leather thong simply fills me with desire. In fact you've got me
sooooo horny I must have a wank! Here goes. Knob out... slowly does
it... uh......uh....uh.... Quicker now, uh..uh..uh.......hnnnnnnnnng!
Phew!!
Archie, I think I love you.
Freddie