Ace and Gary
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couple Ace and Gary?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ambiguously_Gay_Duo
Iroically, they were actually quite entertaining...
Ace
You should've posted a clip. Pictures spell it out much better than
wordy words
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEAYcR8w_tE
A mighty funny coincidence. If only they had been named Mr. V and
Gary, then there'd be an astonishing parallel.
However, most rivals usually have at least some repressed sexual
tension simmering in the background. Isn't it fun having a behavioral
scientist on board?
A*
Mr. V
What a hoot!
I'd never heard of it before.
"Ace" and "Gary."
Small world.
Life imitates Art ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOjsHv3ZjnU
Ace
Wow, this is really opening a can of emotional worms. Are Gary and I
secretly in love? Himm....
A*
jerry the jerk
It's easy to find out ace. Just stand in front of a mirror and check your
lips for blisters. Then you will know.
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Mr. V
> Wow, this is really opening a can of emotional worms. Are Gary and I
> secretly in love? Himm....
>
> A*
"The love between the uglies is the most beautiful love of all."
--- Todd Rundgren
Ace
<snif> I need a tissue.
A*
]v[etaphoid
"Ace" <x...@gobot.com> wrote in message
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Generalising such an erronious comment as "most rivals usually have at least
some repressed sexual tension simmering in the background", is the type of
masturbatory gibberish one might expect from an internet no-lifer trying to
convince the world he is actually a behavioural scientist. Which as far as
titles go, is only slightly less wanky than the very concept of someone
actually needing the services of a behavioural scientist, as opposed to just
developing people skills.
I do however, suspect that in this particular case, I'm preaching to the
choir-molesting priest...
Ace
> Generalising such an erronious comment as "most rivals usually have at least
> some repressed sexual tension simmering in the background", is the type of
> masturbatory gibberish one might expect from an internet no-lifer trying to
> convince the world he is actually a behavioural scientist. Which as far as
> titles go, is only slightly less wanky than the very concept of someone
> actually needing the services of a behavioural scientist, as opposed to just
> developing people skills.
>
> I do however, suspect that in this particular case, I'm preaching to the
> choir-molesting priest...
You misspelled; generalizing, erroneous and behavioral. Which I only
mention 'cause it really tosses a monkey wrench into your "I'm an
intellectual" routine. Press restart and try again.
Brain G. Kelley, PhD, Behavioral Science.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behavioral_science
A*
]v[etaphoid
"Ace" <papami...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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I'm confused. Are you "Brain Kelley" or are you citing his work? It goes
without saying that a spelling nazi like yourself would not have misspelled
his own name, so I'm left to presume that it was obviously a freudian slip
rather than just a typo - you're clearly far too clever for that kind of
rudimentary mistake, Father.
Unfortunately, unlike your imagined self, I'm neither an intellectual, nor a
behavioural scientist - although I'm sure either would have a field day with
your assertion that "generalising" and "behavioural" were misspelled because
they used proper English protocols, rather than adopt American conventions
on spelling.
Regardless, thanks for the link. For the record, I never doubted that
behavioural science existed, only that it needn't if it's only contribution
were theories such as the one you proposed earlier. Unless of course, you've
only engaged me in this latest pissing contest of yours through your
selfless desire to help us both work through the obvious sexual tension
which drew us together in the first place. In which case I thank you...
Ace
>
> I'm confused. Are you "Brain Kelley" or are you citing his work?
See, already you're at a huge disadvantage. Try my Google profile for
starters, slick. Bottom line; you've put your foot in it. I'm going to
be on you like white on rice. YOU ASKED FOR IT.
Ask Andrew B. Chung MD/PhD, what happens when you bumble into avlv and
attract my attention in this way. It's lesson time....
A*
Split the Eights
You're in for a good leg-humping mr. ]v[etaphoid... lil' ace is the
master!!
Ace
No, it's going to be full throttle Usenet cyber stalking. Everywhere
he goes, I'll be there. Trust me, it's what he wants.
A*
Mr. V
>
> No, it's going to be full throttle Usenet cyber stalking. Everywhere
> he goes, I'll be there. Trust me, it's what he wants.
>
> A*
Uhhh ... then why give him what he wants?
_______________________
"Hit me!" begged the masochist.
"No!" sneered the sadist.
Split the Eights
Lil' ace lives for the attention... any attention!!
Split the Eights
So much for that plonk there lil' ace...
Ace
>
>
>
> > No, it's going to be full throttle Usenet cyber stalking. Everywhere
> > he goes, I'll be there. Trust me, it's what he wants.
>
> > A*
>
> Uhhh ... then why give him what he wants?
I was being sar-cas-tic.
A*
Ace
>
> Lil' ace lives for the attention... any attention!!
No you fool. Reaction. I enjoy reaction. Like a psychotic child
torturing insects and small animals. 'Cept, I'm an adult now.
A*
]v[etaphoid
"Ace" <avlvsv...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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I'm not hear to educate you, Ace. Your indiscriminate snipping betrays your
fear and no amount of capitalisation will convince anyone any differently.
But then you'd already know that, my behavioural scientist friend...
The only thing that avlv archives demonstrate is your steadfast inability to
stop digging when the myriad of posters repeatedly kick your arse. You you
really need another?
]v[etaphoid
"Split the Eights" <argu...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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LOL! I'm emotionally erect at the mere thought...
]v[etaphoid
Is this declaration of online rivalry the mark of the secual tension you
imagine exists between us?
]v[etaphoid
You are indeed doubly fortunate to live in a country which apparently has
such liberal views on both cyber stalking and incest.
Please tell your mother and father that ]v[eta says "hey".
Ace
> "Ace" <avlvsvery...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
No, there is no secual (sic) tension between us. However, I have
engaged in prison rape fantasy where you squeal like a pig.
A*
]v[etaphoid
Careful not to fall for the trap for young players and reach for the soap
there, my slippery friend...
Ace
> "Ace" <avlvsvery...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:c6d75704-f12d-44d6...@21g2000prv.googlegroups.com...
> On Jan 4, 8:34 pm, Split the Eights <argus...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > Lil' ace lives for the attention... any attention!!
>
> >No you fool. Reaction. I enjoy reaction. Like a psychotic child
> >torturing insects and small animals. 'Cept, I'm an adult now.
>
> You are indeed doubly fortunate to live in a country which apparently has
> such liberal views on both cyber stalking and incest.
I only cyber stalk withing the boundaries of Usenet. So far. Although
as many will tell you, I find the idea of a face to face
confrontation, is quite stimulating.
> Please tell your mother and father that ]v[eta says "hey".
I murdered my parents when I was 6.
A*
]v[etaphoid
> On Jan 5, 12:30 am, "]v[etaphoid" <m...@phoid.con> wrote:
>> "Ace" <avlvsvery...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>
>> news:c6d75704-f12d-44d6...@21g2000prv.googlegroups.com...
>> On Jan 4, 8:34 pm, Split the Eights <argus...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>> Lil' ace lives for the attention... any attention!!
>>
>>> No you fool. Reaction. I enjoy reaction. Like a psychotic child
>>> torturing insects and small animals. 'Cept, I'm an adult now.
>>
>> You are indeed doubly fortunate to live in a country which
>> apparently has such liberal views on both cyber stalking and incest.
>
> I only cyber stalk withing the boundaries of Usenet. So far. Although
> as many will tell you, I find the idea of a face to face
> confrontation, is quite stimulating.
Many will tell me that?
One person is confessing illusions of grandeur, and more than a passing hint
of penis envy...
>> Please tell your mother and father that ]v[eta says "hey".
>
> I murdered my parents when I was 6.
Seldom do victims get the better side of the bargain. Congrats on sparing
them a lifetime of disappointment...
Ace
>
> Careful not to fall for the trap for young players and reach for the soap
> there, my slippery friend...
Fall for it, I invented it.
A*
Ace
> > I murdered my parents when I was 6.
>
> Seldom do victims get the better side of the bargain. Congrats on sparing
> them a lifetime of disappointment...
Too bad you couldn't do the same for your folks, loser who can't
spell.
A*
]v[etaphoid
You invented a ruse so you could sodomize men?
]v[etaphoid
Why would I want to kill my parents?
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]v[etaphoid
Ace* old bean, you have to understand that I'm an intillectuall. I am
the verytable King of one uppers. I shall cut you to the quick, I
shall...
Ace
You say that as if it were a bad thing.
A*
Ace
>
> Why would I want to kill my parents?
No you idiot, should kill yourself to spare them a lifetime of
disappointment. Try making the suicide note legible.
A*
]v[etaphoid
First insults about typos, now you're faking posts?
I've sure stumbled on a mighty Usenet foe in you, 'lil Acey. I'd best make
haste and lock up the gerbils...
Ace
Whatever. We' have a year together to find out.
A*
]v[etaphoid
> On Jan 5, 12:50 am, "]v[etaphoid" <m...@phoid.con> wrote:
>> Ace wrote:
>>> On Jan 5, 12:38 am, "]v[etaphoid" <m...@phoid.con> wrote:
>>
>>>> Careful not to fall for the trap for young players and reach for
>>>> the soap there, my slippery friend...
>>
>>> Fall for it, I invented it.
>>
>> You invented a ruse so you could sodomize men?
>
> You say that as if it were a bad thing.
I'm more a consentual intercourse kind of guy - but whatever floats your
boat, 'lil Acey...
]v[etaphoid
Arguing with oneself is the mark of a desparate man, 'lil Acehole. Do you
truly feel that you are that far behind already?
Ace
>
> First insults about typos, now you're faking posts?
>
> I've sure stumbled on a mighty Usenet foe in you, 'lil Acey. I'd best make
> haste and lock up the gerbils...
You enjoy sticking gerbils up your bum. Thought so.
A*
Ace
> Arguing with oneself is the mark of a desparate man, 'lil Acehole. Do you
> truly feel that you are that far behind already?
You misspelled "desperate".
A*
]v[etaphoid
LOL!
How would a behavioural scientist rationalize telling a man he's stumbled
into a battle of wits with a Usenet bohemoth, before promptly retreating to
a toolbox of spelling nazism, fake posts and gay insults?
You're projecting Ace, and doing a poor job of it.
Careful what you wish for, young fella...
]v[etaphoid
LOL! Go to bed Ace. You're running out of white flags already...
Ace
> I'm more a consentual intercourse kind of guy - but whatever floats your
> boat, 'lil Acey...
That's for me to know and you to find out.
You misspelled "consensual" Not a typo. Atrociously poor spelling
skills. Too bad. Really mucks up your gimmick.
A*
Ace
Do you shave the gerbils first?
A*
]v[etaphoid
Humiliating Usenet gimps is not a gimmick.
An anal-retentive behavioural scientist projecting homosexual fantasies is a
gimmick...
]v[etaphoid
Do I shave their first what?
Ace
> Ace wrote:
>
> Humiliating Usenet gimps is not a gimmick.
>
> An anal-retentive behavioural scientist projecting homosexual fantasies is a
> gimmick...
Tell me more about your passion for sticking gerbils up you bum.
A*
]v[etaphoid
Meh.
Just because I'm seeking a seeking a creature with hairier orifices and more
rat-like features than your mother, needn't mean I want to shag a gerbil.
Ace
Most gerbilphiliacs like you, shave the gerbil before inserting it
anally. Just wondering if you're a type A or type B gerbilphiliac. My
interest is purely scientific.
A*
Ace
> Meh.
>
> Just because I'm seeking a seeking a creature with hairier orifices and more
> rat-like features than your mother, needn't mean I want to shag a gerbil.
So you're saying you think about your mother when you insert the
gerbil up your bum.
A*
]v[etaphoid
Crikey. How on earth did you learn so much about gerbils, 'lil Acey?
Ace
>
> Crikey. How on earth did you learn so much about gerbils, 'lil Acey?
From dialoging with you of course.
A*
]v[etaphoid
From doing what with me?
Is that another made-up word from the spelling nazi?
]v[etaphoid
"Your mother".
Devil's in the detail, Ace. It's what keeps most of us being fathered by
incestuous parents we feel obliged to murder at age six...
Ace
So you're saying your mother and father are brother and sister and
that's what prompted you to start inserting gerbils up your bum.
A*
]v[etaphoid
Why are you so committed to trying to convince other avlv posters that they
are also gay?
Do incompetent "beavioural scientists" get disbarred for projecting?
Ace
>
> Why are you so committed to trying to convince other avlv posters that they
> are also gay?
>
> Do incompetent "beavioural scientists" get disbarred for projecting?
So what else can you tell avlv about yourself beyond you being an
inbred gerbilphiliac?
You misspelled "behavioral" again.
A*
]v[etaphoid
How much does it bother you that you are an outcast in your own group?
Ace*
>
> How much does it bother you that you are an outcast in your own group?
You're saying that you're already an outcast here. True.
A*
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]v[etaphoid
> On Jan 5 2011 2:46 AM, ]v[etaphoid wrote:
>
>>
>> How much does it bother you that you are an outcast in your own
>> group?
>
> You're saying that you're already an outcast here. True.
When you bravely declared that I was going to be your project this year, did
you envisage boing-flick insults and spelling errors as your weapons of
choice?
Anyways, exactly how many usenet accounts have you got, Captain Clearwire?
Ace*
> >> group?
>
>
> When you bravely declared that I was going to be your project this year
So far you're reacting exactly the way I wanted you to.
A*
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]v[etaphoid
> On Jan 5, 2:14 am, "]v[etaphoid" <m...@phoid.con> wrote:
>> Ace* <avlvsveryo...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> On Jan 5 2011 2:46 AM, ]v[etaphoid wrote:
>>
>>>> How much does it bother you that you are an outcast in your own
>>>> group?
>>
>>> You're saying that you're already an outcast here. True.
>>
>> When you bravely declared that I was going to be your project this
>> year
>
> So far you're reacting exactly the way I wanted you to.
You've already responded to this post, Jack.
From now on, I'm going to have to insist that you limit yourself to one
response, per post, per netkook. Note that this rule applies equally to
posts you pretend are from me or any one else you imagine as back up to your
flailing arguments...
--
]v[etaphoid
- alternately educating/spanking Usenet dullards since 1999
Ace*
> "Ace" <avlvsv...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
> > So far you're reacting exactly the way I wanted you to.
>
> You've already responded to this post, Jack.
>
> From now on, I'm going to have to insist that you limit yourself to one
> response, per post, per netkook. Note that this rule applies equally to
> posts you pretend are from me or any one else you imagine as back up to your
> flailing arguments...
>
> --
> ]v[etaphoid
> - alternately educating/spanking Usenet dullards since 1999
So far you're reacting exactly the way I wanted you to.
"I'm not here to educate you Ace" - ]v[etaphoid
A*
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]v[etaphoid
> On Jan 5 2011 1:21 AM, ]v[etaphoid wrote:
>
>> "Ace" <avlvsv...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
>>
>>> So far you're reacting exactly the way I wanted you to.
>>
>> You've already responded to this post, Jack.
>>
>> From now on, I'm going to have to insist that you limit yourself to
>> one response, per post, per netkook. Note that this rule applies
>> equally to posts you pretend are from me or any one else you imagine
>> as back up to your flailing arguments...
>>
>> --
>> ]v[etaphoid
>> - alternately educating/spanking Usenet dullards since 1999
>
> So far you're reacting exactly the way I wanted you to.
>
> "I'm not here to educate you Ace" - ]v[etaphoid
Wow! You're really clever mister!
I can't believe you correctly predicted I'd have you repeating yourself and
using "I'm rubber - you're glue" insults on night one! No wonder you're one
of the top ten unemployed behavioural scientoligists in Nevada...
Ace*
>
> Wow! You're really clever mister!
>
> I can't believe you correctly predicted I'd have you repeating yourself and
> using "I'm rubber - you're glue" insults on night one! No wonder you're one
> of the top ten unemployed behavioural scientoligists in Nevada...
So far you're reacting exactly the way I wanted you to.
A*
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]v[etaphoid
> On Jan 5, 3:03 am, "]v[etaphoid" <m...@phoid.con> wrote:
>
>>
>> Wow! You're really clever mister!
>>
>> I can't believe you correctly predicted I'd have you repeating
>> yourself and using "I'm rubber - you're glue" insults on night one!
>> No wonder you're one of the top ten unemployed behavioural
>> scientoligists in Nevada...
>
> So far you're reacting exactly the way I wanted you to.
Crikey - you're a good behavioural scientologist, you are.
No wonder you are reknowed throughout Usenet as the mastermind who cracked
Andrew B. Chung. Your intellect is truly dizzying...
Gary111
>> Uhhh ... then why give him what he wants?
>>
>> _______________________
>>
>> "Hit me!" begged the masochist.
>>
>> "No!" sneered the sadist.
>
> Lil' ace lives for the attention... any attention!!
Split the Eights,
He certainly does.
Gary
"Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own
father can make you live forever if you telepathically tell him you
accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul
that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a
talking snake to eat from a magical tree..... yeah, makes perfect sense."
Gary111
>
> So much for that plonk there lil' ace...
Split the Eights,
Shhhh, don't remind him. He was only telling a joke.
Mensa member.
Gary111
> I was being sar-cas-tic.
>
> A*
Little Ace*,
Another "joke" that no one got.
Loser.
Gary111
> No you fool. Reaction. I enjoy reaction. Like a psychotic child
> torturing insects and small animals. 'Cept, I'm an adult now.
>
> A*
Little Ace*,
Self described "adult psychotic".
Gary111
> On Jan 5, 12:45 am, Ace<avlvsvery...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> On Jan 5, 12:41 am, "]v[etaphoid"<m...@phoid.con> wrote:
>>
>>>> I murdered my parents when I was 6.
>>
>>> Seldom do victims get the better side of the bargain. Congrats on sparing
>>> them a lifetime of disappointment...
>>
>> Too bad you couldn't do the same for your folks, loser who can't
>> spell.
>>
>> A*
>
> Ace* old bean, you have to understand that I'm an intillectuall. I am
> the verytable King of one uppers. I shall cut you to the quick, I
> shall...
Little Ace*,
You never tire of creating new sock puppets to talk to yourself.
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So sad.
Ace
>
> Little Ace*,
>
> You never tire of creating new sock puppets to talk to yourself.
Liar Gary,
"Try and keep me away. I'll not only be there, I'll setup to be 4 or 5
different people all at the same time. All with different IP addresses
and all with different screen names" - Gary
A*
]v[etaphoid
"Ace" <black...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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You could learn from him Ace.
That way if you plan of faking my posts so that you can actually feel like
you a winning an argument, you might actually learn how to fake the headers,
or at least remove your sig from posts which are supposed to come from me...
]v[etaphoid
"Gary111" <Gar...@Yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> On 1/4/2011 8:35 PM, Split the Eights wrote:
>
>>
>> So much for that plonk there lil' ace...
>
> Split the Eights,
>
> Shhhh, don't remind him. He was only telling a joke.
>
> Mensa member.
LOL!
How long have you guys been tortunring the gimp?
You seem to have done a wonderful job. He's already a fractured, dribbling
mouth-breather - the online equivalent of a one-legged, slightly less
masculine Andy Dick.
Ace
>
> You could learn from him Ace.
Indeed. But many like you are too stupid.
A*
<]v[et@phoid.con >
And yet it was your wife that you managed to trick into marrying you?
Ace*
>
> And yet it was your wife that you managed to trick into marrying you?
There is no trick you can come up with, that will ever get anyone to marry
you.
A*
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<]v[et@phoid.con >
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> ]-[emorrhoid misspelled:
>
>>
>> And yet it was your wife that you managed to trick into marrying you?
>
> There is no trick you can come up with, that will ever get anyone to
> marry you.
Most people don't use tricks for such things, Brian.
That must be a behavioural scientist ploy. Speaking of which, what kind of
woman is typically attracted by unemployed behavioural scientists?