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Spanish and white mix w/ brown air and big brown eyes. 34d-26-34
I offer incall and outcall massage sessions to the metro Las Vegas
area and the strip. My specialties are:
- FBSM
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- Therapeutic Massage
- Tantric Sessions
Visit my website today to schedule a session, screening is required.
Anybody have a coupon for this?
Complete ad forwarded to LVMPD.......
>Complete ad forwarded to LVMPD.......
Why? Sure it's spam, but don't you think that's a little extreme?
--
Andrew <-- Is it SPOORGY yet?
"gut instincts takes priority over facts anyday"
- John Payton shares his disdain for thinking (and grammar) in AVLV.
>>Complete ad forwarded to LVMPD.......
>
> Why? Sure it's spam, but don't you think that's a little extreme?
It will be summarily ignored.
When I was on the receiving end of LVMPD complaint mail I received one
from some uptight cat in Salt Lake City who wanted the cops to look in on
a couple who were running some bisexual swing club out of their house. I
had to wonder exactly what this guy was googling to "discover" such things.
The best was the series of letters from the woman who know that Metro was
hiding in her walls and roof. She said she could recognize them from their
ninja outfits. She wasn't upset that they were there, just that they
smoked and would leave tracks on her carpet when they would raid the
fridge in her absence.
Just visited her web site. I think she is a nice girl. If I need a massage
or a guided tour, I will call her.
Ar Q
Ronald Emerson
5’1, 125 pounds
Time to get on the treadmill, plenty of time before my March Trip to
get in shape..
john/mass
Complaints from people with the last name "Buttsnort" always take
priority. I'm sure the LV SWAT has already busted into her crib Waco
Style.
> 5’1, 125 pounds
>
> Time to get on the treadmill, plenty of time before my March Trip to
> get in shape..
Mrs. Nonny and I decided that we needed to go on a diet about 6 weeks
ago. Both of us carried a few extra pounds from too many smoked ribs,
pulled pork butt sandwiches, fried livers/gizzards and many other foods
that make it worthwhile waking up in the morning. It was especially
difficult this past weekend, because we had some cruise friends from the
newsgroup rec.travel.cruises here in town visiting, and I cooked up a
storm for the visit.
The good news is that we ate the same food as the others, but in very
strong moderation. Today was weigh-in day for us and we both continued
our gradual decline. I'm down from 230 to 214 this morning and Mrs.
Nonny is . . . "pleased" . . .with her loss as well. I graduated from
high school at 190, was 200 in college and when married, so my guess is
that about 205-210 would be a fair weight for me 40 years or so later.
The fun part is breaking out the 36-32 jeans again and being able to
button them. <grin>
Nonny
--
---Nonnymus---
No matter how large your boat,
the person you are talking with will
have a close friend with a larger one.
---Observation by my son
and she will rob you blind is you fall asleep during or after.
Corey
Out Of Mass
yeah, eatting too much pork butt will give you a pork butt.
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Complaints from people with the last name "Buttsnort" always take
This post just earned you a spot on my newsreader coveted Watch List.
Thomas W.
>
> This post just earned you a spot on my newsreader coveted Watch List.
>
> Thomas W.-
Ja, what's up with that, Thomas W? One of your posts came in red with
a little pair of specs. Most unusual newsreader happening since
CyberHog lost his little thingie.
> > >
> > I'd have to see her green card before I would do anything, that would have
> > to stay in Vegas...if you get my drift?
> >
> > john/mass
>
> and she will rob you blind is you fall asleep during or after.
>
Poor John Payton. When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose.
Gave that line to Bob Zimmerman back in our Hibbing High days. (Just
trolling for dead Red Sox baseball players.)
Not true. The poor girl is just trying to make a living. It's a cruel world
out there. Give her a break...please.
john/mass