Kurt
Hey, I have a new email address:
Drop me a line!
-Big Mikey AKA LVSeminoleman
Oh joy. Another Big Mikey emailed me post. You forgot to point out
he's fat, stupid and a liar though.
Gosh, darn....
M
"Dr. Brian" <avlvsv...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Email some veiled threats - that'll really get 'em all going.
A*
Don't know what else to do with that email...
Sorry guys. I rarely use myspace anyway, I guess they missed the business.
I can't figure out the use of Twitter either. What is its purpose?
M
"Ace*" <avlvsv...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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I'm not sure, but I've heard it has a hundred and one uses.
A*
> I can't figure out the use of Twitter either. What is its purpose?
>
> M
It's for twits..you should use it often.
Kurt
Big Mikey,
It makes sense that you would have no use for Twitter. Twitter is useful
for people who have *friends* who want to keep up on what their
*friends* are doing. It's a *social networking* site. But since you have
no friends and no one wants to know what you're doing, it makes sense
that you'd have no use for Twitter.
That said, you should keep the avlv informed when you decide to update
your Facebook page. Watching that same video run is getting kind of
boring. Still funny in the same way listening to you rant on and on
against David Berman doubles me over in riotous laughter, but boring.
Gary
--
"Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own
father can make you live forever if you telepathically tell him you
accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul
that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a
talking snake to eat from a magical tree..... yeah, makes perfect sense."
>"Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own
> father can make you live forever if you telepathically tell him you
> accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul
> that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a
> talking snake to eat from a magical tree..... yeah, makes perfect sense."
Interesting sig line, reminds me of what some of our Founding Fathers had to
say about Christianity:
"The truth is that the greatest enemies to the doctrines of Jesus are
those calling themselves the expositors of them, who have perverted
them for the structure of a system of fancy absolutely
incomprehensible, and without any foundation in his genuine words. And
the day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme
being as his father in the womb of a Virgin Mary, will be classed with
the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter."
-- Thomas Jefferson
"Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for
every noble enterprise, every expanded prospect."
-- James Madison
"Had you [Thomas Jefferson] and I been forty days with Moses on Mount
Sinai and admitted to behold, the divine Shekinah, and there told that
one was three and three, one: We might not have had courage to deny it,
but we could not have believed it. The thunders and lightnings and
earthquakes and the transcendent splendors and glories might have
overwhelmed us with terror and amazement, but we could not have
believed the doctrine."
-- John Adams
M
"Chef Kurt" <kingofk...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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"Gary" <Gar...@Yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Not that I am doubting you, but I do find these interesting.
M
"octoad" <dav...@sonic.net> wrote in message
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LOL! Whatta Maroon!
Big Mikey,
You know. The one you refer to as being on "facebook".
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.channel&vanity=lvseminoleman
Are you ever going to update that one? Don't your friends and family
want to know what's new with you? You have all that high tech computer
equipment there in your office and it's all going to waste.
But.. there are no friends or family to send it to, are there Mikey? No
one is subscribed. No one responded. 4 months later and the only people
who have seen it are avlv'ers out for a laugh. And laugh we do.
And Mikey, why do you lie about your status on these websites?
http://www.aarp.org/community/lvseminoleman
Says you are "divorced", but you told us you've never been married.
Or this one, where you hint that you have a carry permit, but you don't.
http://www.usacarry.com/lvseminoleman
http://www.usacarry.com/forums/nevada-discussion-firearm-news/3624-nonresident-florida-ccw-permit-has-arrived.html
Or here, where 2 years later no one trusts you or your opinion
http://www.epinions.com/user-lvseminoleman
I like this entry, as your "GF" must also.
http://www.myspace.com/lvseminoleman
I have been lucky enough to meet a lot of interesting people in my life
already including 4 former US Presidents. I have trained some famous
celebrities how to use a computer; tossed knives with Martin Yan; argued
politics with Tony Snow (how I miss him); and continue to be friends
with T. Boone Pickins (read his plan). I would love to meet Sean
Hannity, John McLaughlin and Don Imus. A date with Ann Coulter, dinner
and the lights down low with Ann Margaret, and dancing slow and real
close with Julia Roberts. Sitting on a couch with Carol Burnett,
exercising with Shirley MacLaine or Jane Fonda; being in a hot tub naked
with Pam Anderson, or waking up in bed with Eva Langoria.
That one also says you have both a BA and a "Masters degree". More about
that in a second.
Speaking of your "GF", does she know about your dating site entries?
http://www.matchdoctor.com/profile_lvseminoleman.html
You were on this one 3 months ago and still listed yourself as both
"divorced" and seeking a woman 40-60. How is that search going for you?
And how come you list only the BA on that site? Did you forget your
"Masters degree" when you filled it out? It's hard to remember having a
Masters degree, isn't it Mikey? You also list yourself as living with
"roommates". Is that what you say when you rent a room in someones house?
Here's another singles ad site. Is that the only shirt you own? Kind of
gay if you ask me. You're wearing it on Myspace, PoF and AARP. I guess
it's better than the pink shirt you wore to the MSS event. At least the
flower shirt fits. Is that a XXXL or a 4XL?
And Mikey, how come your video of your dead cat got tos'ed by Myspace?
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.splash&rt=13
I really liked the picture of you and Larry Jones. The weight loss
program doesn't seem to be working out for you.
http://picasaweb.google.com/themasarskygroup/Mikey2#5088164878194319378
But the best one is still the myspace video, or "facebook" video as you
call it.