I received a mysterious email last night.

Observant Lurker

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Jun 13, 2013, 1:40:23 PM6/13/13

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Last night about 1030PM, I checked my email and found a mysterious message.

It was from "no one @nowhere.org and this person told me, that a "certain
federal organization" has been monitoring my email and online postings.
Right away, I thought of the NSA, since they have been in the news lately
about collecting emails and text messages. Then again, it could be from
someone at the IRS, since they probably monitor people like me, who rake
in over 50K a year and pay not a dime in taxes.

I was warned, that I better cease the remarks I have made in the past;
such as referring to Obama as a FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT OR A TURD OR A
NIGGER. or the wrath of God could descend on me. They didn't use the word
God, because that would be promoting a religion and would violate the
Obama mandates, he has made to the "sheep", but I got the drift. Someone
must feel that I have taken my 1st amendment rights to its limit. Maybe.
Maybe not.

Anywho, I got the message and although, it borders on discrimination by,
my not being able to refer to Obama as a FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT OR A TURD
OR A NIGGER, I feel in the interest of cooperation with our
socialist/muslin regime, I must comply.

Therefore, I have a morphed into a new "ME" and I promise to be a good
citizen both on and off the internet and to better filter my remarks. So,
if I should slip and begin referring to Obama as a FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
OR A TURD OR A NIGGER, please gently remind me, that I have turned over a
new leaf and please watch my language.

Have a good day.

Corey

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Jun 13, 2013, 4:20:48 PM6/13/13

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To: Observant Lurker
Re: I received a mysterious email last night.
By: Observant Lurker to alt.vacation.las-vegas on Thu Jun 13 2013 10:40 am

well, not really the rath of god, but the secret service can make your life
fun.

Observant Lurker

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Jun 13, 2013, 8:15:39 PM6/13/13

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I have my worn copy of the constitution and I'm ready to do battle.
As Bush once said..."bring it on".

DocBGK

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Jun 15, 2013, 11:56:55 AM6/15/13

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It was a prank email sent to simple minded people like yourself.

double....@hotmail.com

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Jun 17, 2013, 5:08:19 PM6/17/13

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On Jun 13, 7:15 pm, "Observant Lurker"

> As Bush once said..."bring it on".

And how many kids died as a result in Iraq while he stayed at home all
safe and snug behind his Secret Service detail.
You know Bush was the dumbest President we've ever had and definitely
the WORST in my lifetime (and that includes Nixon!).

Observant Lurker

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Jun 17, 2013, 8:15:15 PM6/17/13

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I don't think bush was so bad. 95% of the senate approved what he did and
that included most democrats, who talk out of both sides of their mouths.
Kerry was the prime example. "I voted for it before I voted against it" or
some such bullshit.
Then, when no WMD were found, they all claim that they were against going
into Iraq.
BTW...both the senate and bush reviewed the same flawed intelligence
reports.
It wasn't bush's fault; it was the fault of the intelligence community.

]v[etaphoid

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Oct 8, 2013, 9:38:00 AM10/8/13

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Hi JP,

Any update on this most unconstitutional email.

I am aghast that not only has Ace been masquerading as you, but also
that somehow your posts have come to the attention of higher powers.

What would Eric Cartman do?