On 25 Jan 2008 19:14:23 GMT, gregvk <g...@nospam.okthx> wrote:
>Onideus Mad Hatter <use
...@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>
news:5vckp3d3t9i1jcqifsq3jkdvj5a25sh7jb@4ax.com: >> On Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:55:12 -0500, St. Jackanapes
>> <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>> I dunno. When was the last time you visited a really old person's
>>>> home? Seems like most of the ones I've ever been to reeked of
>>>> stale piss and various medicinal compounds. Would a pot plant
>>>> survive in that atmosphere?
>>>From what I've seen, people can't even survive in that situation, much
>>>less pot. Once their homes get to that stage, the atmosphere will at
>>>away at them and they'll be dad in no time at all. And to make matters
>>>worse, they become paranoid and won't open up any windows to let fresh
>>>air in. They just sit in there, windows tightly shut, and keep re-
>>>breathing their own carbon dioxide, stale piss fumes, cat piss ammonia
>>>that's so bad that it will make your eyes go blind, and medicinal
>>>fumes. Those people live in toxic hothouses. You know that underneath
>>>those piles of newspapers lurks some killer mold. IT's a wonder those
>>>folks last as long as they do!
>> Just remember...that's going to be me someday...I mean, it's not like
>> I have anybody in the real world he even cares about me, so it's
>> either living like that or sending myself off to live in a nursing
>> home, take your pick.
>Fixed a few typos. No need to thank me.
friends and family:
http://www.myspace.com/onideus
...you uh...you don't. You're a lonely, pathetic, abused little snit,
already living in squalor, barely above the poverty line, not even
living paycheck to paycheck, but rather hittin up the local
Check-into-cash lender every few weeks, looking to pay for groceries.
It's entirely your fault though, I mean you're a mouthy little
ignorant fuck who manages to make people angry at you simply by
yapping off in that annoyingly stupid way you've come to perfect. To
the point where you have to go online to try and hide your hideous,
malformed, dejected self. Online no one can hear how pathetic and
nasally you sound, online no one can see how pathetic and fat you
look, encrusted with pimples and looking like a ginger kid reject,
online no one can physically slap the living fuck out of you for being
such a retarded little moron, online you can hide like the pathetic
coward you are and lash out at random strangers, not having to worry
about the consequences you face in the real world when you yap off at
the stupid.
Your desperate need to try and relieve all that pent up frustration
from your pathetic life is *SO* obvious. I mean one needs to look no
farther than your posting history to see how you lash out in
desperation at nearly every person you encounter, trying as hard as
you can to "pick a fight" with them over the most inane, fuckwitted,
retarded reasons imaginable, hoping to try and feel better about
yourself by projecting your own miserable failings into those you
flail at in drunken stupidity.
Pretty much people online like you are just about as pathetic as it
gets. But that's okay, you'll be punished for eventually, when you
die cold and alone, with no one even bothering to give your sorry
existence a second thought. History won't even bother acknowledging
your sentience outside of maybe a list of names in some forgotten
family tree. Simply put...you don't count for anything, you don't
matter to anyone.
...you can cry now, Leslie...I know you need to. *nods*
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
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