>Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>Nadegda, in <news:firstname.lastname@example.org> did thusly write:
>> On Sat, 20 Oct 2012 23:58:50 -0500, The Drunken Kook Masquerading As Ex-
>> FNVW (aka Fred Hall) wrote:
>>> On Sun, 21 Oct 2012 03:42:07 +0000 (UTC), Nadegda
>>> <nad318b...@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>>>>[ ]= Coward of the Month Award; Nominated by kensi
>>>>(<k522h8$9r...@speranza.aioe.org>); Second by persent
>>>>(<y4mdnbzyBuwfEunNnZ2dnUVZ_oKdn...@giganews.com>) [ ]= Loony Maroon
>>>>Award; Nominated by Nadegda (<k57pcj$q1...@dont-email.me>); NOT SECONDED
>>>>[ ]= Sheldon Ko0ker Compulsive Behavior Award; Nominated by Nadegda
>>>>(<k57p4e$q1...@dont-email.me>); Second by kensi
>>>>[ ]= Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart; Nominated by Nadegda
>>>>(<k4e3mq$qq...@dont-email.me>); Second by Andrew Wilson
>>> That's it, Paul?
>> Sorry, Ferd, but, as you've been told repeatedly, there's nobody here by
>> that name, despite your delusional beliefs to the contrary.
>>> I command you to do better.
>> Sorry, Ferd, but not only don't the Tetrarchy take orders from you,
>> but ... well, how do I break this to you?
>> Oh, I'll just say it straight out.
>> You just haven't been kooky enough this month.
>> You've emptied your bag of kook tricks and scraped the bottom and it
>> seems we've seen all you can do. You're not very amusing anymore.
>> So, while the Tetrarchy will not be quitting or plonking you like
>> cowards, we also may not dignify many of your disjointed ramblings with
>> replies anymore, other than to occasionally remind you, and anyone else
>> that needs reminding, that you're a delusional nutjob and not the FNVW,
>> and perhaps sometimes to debunk specific false k'lames you might make.
>> You may, of course, still receive the odd kook award from time to time,
>> but that's it until such time as you either achieve levels of lameness
>> that land you in the GKF (and then no more awards at all); or else
>> display some new and interesting streak of kookiness previously
>> unsuspected, or have a really major meltdown (and then you might get a
>> big batch again).
>> But for the most part, I expect, you'll just scurry around (and sometimes
>> beneath) our giant boot-heels, largely ignored, because I don't think you
>> have what it takes anymore to attain your former glory as a spectacular
>> foam-spewing mega-kook racking up nominations left and right.
>> You're spent. Exhausted. A has-been in all areas, including as a fake
>> FNVW and as a kook. A dried out, hollow husk of a kook, what's left over
>> when all the foam has been wrung out of a kook. Still kooky, but really,
>> how many times can any kook expect to win the Kook of the Month Award for
>> the same damned unchanging, stale delusions and wacky behaviors, or the
>> Pickett for repeating the same charge for the umpteenth time, or the
>> Custer for screeding on and on as part of the same old ongoing failed
>> campaign? Seriously?
>> The fact is, us kookologists, after studying any particular kook for a
>> while, eventually run out of anything new to discover about said kook,
>> and will generally have little to say anymore about that kook, and little
>> new to nominate him for, from then on. And you're no exception in that
>> regard, kook.
>> Your day in the spotlight appears to be done.
>Nah, ol' Fat Fred's got a few kookouts left in him, so he'll receive
>at least a few more batches of awards. We're just not poking him with
>pointy enough sticks, is all.
>Come on, Drunken Goatfucking Pissbum, shows us what you've got, you
>old, worn out, bottom-of-the-bottle, whiskey swilling, cat food
>eating, gotta crap in a hole outside because your ass is too big for
>your rent-assisted single-wide trailer's toilet, gotta wipe yourself
>with a rag on a stick because you're too fat to reach back there,
>gotta ride a mobility scooter because your cankles can't hold your
>bulk anymore, gotta pay the local crack whore to wash you once a month
>in an inflatable wading pool because you're too fat for the bathtub,
>gotta pay for sex from nasty ragged-out toothless emphysema-afflicted
>chain-smoking whores (who still insist that he take a bath before
>touching him) then can't get it up so you just cry inconsolably
>instead, sleeps on a ratty bedbug-infested sofa found at the dump,
>food stamp mooching, sucking hard at the welfare teat, will die and no
>one will care or even notice until the stench of rot fills the air,
>pretends to be a FNVW but knows he's just a...
Great foamage, [Tard]. Projection noted and guffawed at.