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Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by 
Checkmate! 

First, check out what The Void Era Man said:


> 
> bit...@aukhistory.org (Bit Rot)
> La Kookfart meltdown from Squiggles the Assworm% <pers...@gmail.com>:
> Bit Rot wrote:
> >that says it all , yer just yell'ah like i said all along
> How are you going to meet me 2000 miles from where you are now Assworm,
> you'd be arriving by wheelchair? And just how will you traverse the
> Rockies in 4' of snow on yer disability scooter? And assuming you did
> overcome all the obstacles of the Trans Canada Hiway, the blackflies,
> wolves, grizzly bear and did arrive at my luxury condo, how would I look
> bitch smacking an old fatass troll with types 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and 9
> diabetes, and a stump for a foot, eh Assworm?
> This obviously isn't a plan you've thought entirely through, please get
> back to me when you have...Assworm%.
> 
> wow, %, that is some serious smackdown.
> is there any trvth in it?
> should i pass it on to RSPW?
> 

It's true.  perscent is an obese, partially disabled shut-in who scoots 
around on a Hoveround and babbles incoherently on Usenet 23 hours a day.  
It's sad, really, but at least now he has [tard] Penix {1 of 4} to keep 
his asshole clean.


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