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Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar  
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From: "Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar" <ytjohn...@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 5 Oct 2012 03:13:59 +0000 (UTC)
Local: Thurs, Oct 4 2012 11:13 pm
Subject: In which Tom begins his AUK education
"Tom Swift Sr." <thomas.swift.sen...@gmail.com> wrote in news:0f649fa7-7d91-4832-b63b-168bbaca0016
@e18g2000yqo.googlegroups.com:

> Okay.

> So exactly where *are* all these different Official Ballots located???

> Please prove links to each.

> Thanks.

Hey Tom, are you always a cunt, or are you putting on a special show for AUK today?

You've been told, not a few times, that the real ballots are to ones posted by the real FNVW posted through
databasix.com.  That fact won't change, no matter how many times you ask, or no matter how many times
you demand some kind of proof.

Based upon the evidence available right now in AUK, you're stupid enough to be a Google Group user,
which means, Dear Tom, that you should be quite capable of doing a Google search on AUK to verify that
which you have been told.

If, OTOH, what you're really looking for is to have your ass handed to you Usenet style, please do continue
with your present strategy.

HTH, HAND

--

You there: Fuck off.  And when you get there, fuck off from there, too.  Then fuck off some more.  Keep
fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again.


 
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Discussion subject changed to "--> HELP!!! Which is the REAL a.u.k Offical Ballot???" by Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar
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From: "Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar" <ytjohn...@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 5 Oct 2012 03:14:41 +0000 (UTC)
Local: Thurs, Oct 4 2012 11:14 pm
Subject: Re: --> HELP!!! Which is the REAL a.u.k Offical Ballot???
Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote in news:k4lgti$jo5$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

> On Fri, 5 Oct 2012 02:38:24 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Wrangler {One Of Four} <F...@altusenetkooks.co> wrote:

>>So you say

> Organization: X-Privat.Org NetNews site - Http://www.x-privat.org

> tee hee

Indeed, why ever has there been this change of host?

--

You there: Fuck off.  And when you get there, fuck off from there, too.  Then fuck off some more.  Keep
fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again.


 
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Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar  
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From: "Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar" <ytjohn...@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 5 Oct 2012 03:16:18 +0000 (UTC)
Local: Thurs, Oct 4 2012 11:16 pm
Subject: Re: --> HELP!!! Which is the REAL a.u.k Offical Ballot???
Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote in news:k4lh2f$jo5$3@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

The coward sock appears to be in distress.  The poor thing.

--

You there: Fuck off.  And when you get there, fuck off from there, too.  Then fuck off some more.  Keep
fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again.


 
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From: Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 04 Oct 2012 22:19:57 -0500
Local: Thurs, Oct 4 2012 11:19 pm
Subject: Re: --> HELP!!! Which is the REAL a.u.k Offical Ballot???
On Fri, 5 Oct 2012 03:14:41 +0000 (UTC), "Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar"

<ytjohn...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote in news:k4lgti$jo5$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

>> On Fri, 5 Oct 2012 02:38:24 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
>> Wrangler {One Of Four} <F...@altusenetkooks.co> wrote:

>>>So you say

>> Organization: X-Privat.Org NetNews site - Http://www.x-privat.org

>> tee hee

>Indeed, why ever has there been this change of host?

Dunno. [Tard] is not saying.

 
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From: Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 04 Oct 2012 22:20:42 -0500
Local: Thurs, Oct 4 2012 11:20 pm
Subject: Re: --> HELP!!! Which is the REAL a.u.k Offical Ballot???
On Fri, 5 Oct 2012 03:16:18 +0000 (UTC), "Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar"

Yes.  How terrible.

 
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From: Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 04 Oct 2012 22:22:52 -0500
Local: Thurs, Oct 4 2012 11:22 pm
Subject: Re: --> HELP!!! Which is the REAL a.u.k Offical Ballot???
On Thu, 04 Oct 2012 23:05:45 -0400, kensi

<kensi_kensing...@zoonoses.invalid> wrote:
>Astonishingly
>a likelihood of being visited by the police
>with a warrant to search your computer for kiddy smut very soon

How did that work out for you, outerfilthing piece of shit?

>The only thing that will clear the fog in *your* head away is an
>emergency injection of lead from a Colt .45

Ko0kThreat!

--

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ&feature=youtu.be

# 1 - "I'M NOT DERBYSHIRE!!!1!!
# 2 - "I AM [Sock A] NOT [Sock B]!!2!!
# 3 - "Proof?"
# 4 - "YOU'RE CHASING A GHOST!!4!!"
# 5 - "YOU'RE DRINKING THE MORPHY KOOL-AID!!5!!"
# 6 - "We've spanked you again - VICTOLLY IS OURS!!!6!!"
# 7 - "I'M WINNING, FOR FUCK' SAKE!!7!!" (from MID <jutal1$4u1$1@dont- email.me>)
# 8 - Point to the [Tard] Peg Boi's Palmjobs and call them 'evidence' or 'spanks'.
# 9 - Display mental retardation and insanity by regurgitating a Tholenism.
#10 - When spanked six ways to Sunday, reply to each sockpuppet diddling insane
      screed and call it 'Our So0pa Sekkkret Unkrackable Kode'.
#11 - When spanked, make a faux award nomination and second it by Holey Sock.  
#12 - PeeWee - vermin's big misadventure.
#13 - Swim deeply in denial.
#14 - MELT!  You fat retarded chimp!


 
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 More options Oct 4 2012, 11:30 pm
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From: Checkmate <LunaticFri...@The.Edge>
Date: Thu, 4 Oct 2012 20:30:24 -0700
Local: Thurs, Oct 4 2012 11:30 pm
Subject: Re: --> HELP!!! Which is the REAL a.u.k Offical Ballot???
Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

First, check out what Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
said:

Dude, you need a bib and a Xanax.

--
Checkmate
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AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001            
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved

____________________________________________________________________

A new revelation from David Keeting the Assworm:

"there's not much you can tell me about the boner that i don't know
already."

Message-ID: <JO6dnTGAR5mq6MPNnZ2dnUVZ_qKdn...@giganews.com>
____________________________________________________________________

Uncle Steve learns about pigs:

<US> How much money have you spent paying off the PIGS?

<CM> The pigs have no use for money.  They're content to eat table scraps
and forage for truffles.

<US> I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you.  I can't wait to piss on your grave.

Regards,
Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c80414-81...@gmail.com>
____________________________________________________________________

[tard] Phoenix swallows the hook, the line, the sinker, and half of the
pole:

<CM> Watch the stupid cunt ask what 1337 means...

<JD> That is exactly what I am expecting.

<CM> ROT 1337... it'll make you dizzy!

<Tard> Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*,
you Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  Even when we warned him first, he still fell for it!

Message-ID: <k3ae35$pr...@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________


 
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 More options Oct 4 2012, 11:37 pm
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From: Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 04 Oct 2012 22:36:01 -0500
Local: Thurs, Oct 4 2012 11:36 pm
Subject: Re: In which Tom begins his AUK education
On Fri, 5 Oct 2012 03:13:59 +0000 (UTC), "Yours Truly,Johnny Dollar"

heh.  
--

October 2012 nominations:
http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/2012/10/october-2012-nominati...

http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/award-winners-1994-2012.html

http://fnvw.databasix.com (awards descriptions and more)

http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/afa-b-awards-in-exile.html


 
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Discussion subject changed to "In which Johnny Dipshit begins his schooling in how to win friends and influence people." by Nadegda
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 More options Oct 4 2012, 11:49 pm
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From: Nadegda <nad318b...@gmail.invalid>
Date: Fri, 5 Oct 2012 03:49:35 +0000 (UTC)
Local: Thurs, Oct 4 2012 11:49 pm
Subject: In which Johnny Dipshit begins his schooling in how to win friends and influence people.

You fail logic AND diplomacy forever.

See the above four lines of screed by you? Those are why your side is
doomed to fail.

<drubs Johnny Dipshit on the head a few times>

*Think*, McFly, *think*! Which side would *you* choose if you, as a n00b,
came here to nominate someone from your politics froup and got the sort
of warm reception exemplified by those four lines? The side that sounded
reasonable or the side that was rude, demanding, expressly disdainful of
the notion of ever having to actually *prove* anything, and when you
continued to not just jump immediately onto their bandwagon on their say-
so, started laying into you with vicious namecalling?

My guess is, not the side that insulted you. ;)

The beauty of this spanking of you is, you and the rest on your side will
continue making this mistake even after having been told exactly what
mistake it is *and* exactly why it *is* a mistake. Which will make every
single time you behave similarly in a similar circumstance in the future
into a *self*-spank.

SPNAK!

In fact, as I explained above it'll be the SPNAK that keeps on giving.

<snicker>

> you're stupid enough

SPNAK!

<snicker>

> you're really looking for is to have your ass handed to you

(How ironic.)

SPNAK!

<snicker>

See? The SPNAK that keeps on giving. I've now likely made it impossible
for you to reply to a Tom Swift, Sr. post ever again without your ass
hurting for hours afterwards, even if nobody actually follows up to your
post.

<snicker>


 
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Discussion subject changed to "blackhelicopternews Re: --> HELP!!! Which is the REAL a.u.k Offical Ballot???" by Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
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 More options Oct 4 2012, 11:51 pm
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From: Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four} <F...@altusenetkooks.co>
Date: Fri, 5 Oct 2012 03:51:50 +0000 (UTC)
Local: Thurs, Oct 4 2012 11:51 pm
Subject: Re: blackhelicopternews Re: --> HELP!!! Which is the REAL a.u.k Offical Ballot???
Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

An tSin Gorm, in
<news:chine.bleu-BA90E3.20383304102012@news.eternal-september.org> did
thusly write:

> In article <k4lhd7$jo...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
> The Drunken Goatfucking Hillbilly Pissbum Masquerading As
> FNVW (aka Fred Hall) <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote:

>> October 2012 nominations:
>> http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/2012/10/october-2012-nominati...

>> http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/award-winners-1994-2012.html

>> http://fnvw.databasix.com (awards descriptions and more)

>> http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/afa-b-awards-in-exile.html

> These are the real ones.

Those are the ones run by real kooks. So obsessed with their opponents
that they've tried (unsuccessfully) to take over AUK, have created two
websites concerning their obsessions, and are currently melting down
in such a manner as is seldom seen.

<snicker>

--

/\                  Properly known as James
  \    /\      The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
   \  /  \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
    \/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Kook Awards Official Voting Ballot:
Message-ID: <k4b1ce$j4k$2@news.mixmin.net>
http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=134906097300
https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/dd05de54d25966a4


 
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Discussion subject changed to "--> HELP!!! Which is the REAL a.u.k Offical Ballot???" by Nadegda
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 More options Oct 4 2012, 11:53 pm
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From: Nadegda <nad318b...@gmail.invalid>
Date: Fri, 5 Oct 2012 03:53:15 +0000 (UTC)
Local: Thurs, Oct 4 2012 11:53 pm
Subject: Re: --> HELP!!! Which is the REAL a.u.k Offical Ballot???

Hmm, perhaps Account Banned should have some competition for the South
Bass Island Lighthouse Keeper Award.

I think if Stalemate projects much more, he will.

<snicker>


 
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From: Nadegda <nad318b...@gmail.invalid>
Date: Fri, 5 Oct 2012 03:54:59 +0000 (UTC)
Local: Thurs, Oct 4 2012 11:54 pm
Subject: Re: --> HELP!!! Which is the REAL a.u.k Offical Ballot???

On Thu, 04 Oct 2012 23:05:45 -0400, kensi wrote:
> On 04/10/2012 10:37 PM, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of
> Four} wrote:
>> Time to spin up the kooks again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

>> Tom Swift Sr., in

<news:c8cfda08-83fb-4f0d-9b98-63fd3a38e78c@x14g2000yqh.googlegroups.com>

It's almost like Fat Freddie *wants* to be a laughingstock.

 
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Discussion subject changed to "In which Johnny Dipshit begins his schooling in how to win friends and influence people." by Fred Hall
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From: Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 04 Oct 2012 23:02:59 -0500
Local: Fri, Oct 5 2012 12:02 am
Subject: Re: In which Johnny Dipshit begins his schooling in how to win friends and influence people.
On Fri, 5 Oct 2012 03:49:35 +0000 (UTC), Nadegda

<nad318b...@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>a *self*-spank
> PING: Phoenix. Should this be forwarded to Serlet's employer and the
> police in his area of residence, do you think?

Ouch.
--

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ&feature=youtu.be

# 1 - "I'M NOT DERBYSHIRE!!!1!!
# 2 - "I AM [Sock A] NOT [Sock B]!!2!!
# 3 - "Proof?"
# 4 - "YOU'RE CHASING A GHOST!!4!!"
# 5 - "YOU'RE DRINKING THE MORPHY KOOL-AID!!5!!"
# 6 - "We've spanked you again - VICTOLLY IS OURS!!!6!!"
# 7 - "I'M WINNING, FOR FUCK' SAKE!!7!!" (from MID <jutal1$4u1$1@dont- email.me>)
# 8 - Point to the [Tard] Peg Boi's Palmjobs and call them 'evidence' or 'spanks'.
# 9 - Display mental retardation and insanity by regurgitating a Tholenism.
#10 - When spanked six ways to Sunday, reply to each sockpuppet diddling insane
      screed and call it 'Our So0pa Sekkkret Unkrackable Kode'.
#11 - When spanked, make a faux award nomination and second it by Holey Sock.  
#12 - PeeWee - vermin's big misadventure.
#13 - Swim deeply in denial.
#14 - MELT!  You fat retarded chimp!


 
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From: Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 04 Oct 2012 23:06:36 -0500
Local: Fri, Oct 5 2012 12:06 am
Subject: Re: --> HELP!!! Which is the REAL a.u.k Offical Ballot???
On Fri, 5 Oct 2012 03:54:59 +0000 (UTC), Nadegda

<nad318b...@gmail.invalid> wrote:
>a laughingstock
>You've gone a long way towards proving something there ... that you are an
>insane and ludicrous KOOK with the mindset of a GRADE-SCHOOL BOY. Probably
>a fucking BULLY who gets off on stealing the other kids' LUNCH MONEY, you
>MISERABLE LITTLE NUGGET OF SHIT THAT WON'T FLUSH!

<guffaw>
--

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ&feature=youtu.be

# 1 - "I'M NOT DERBYSHIRE!!!1!!
# 2 - "I AM [Sock A] NOT [Sock B]!!2!!
# 3 - "Proof?"
# 4 - "YOU'RE CHASING A GHOST!!4!!"
# 5 - "YOU'RE DRINKING THE MORPHY KOOL-AID!!5!!"
# 6 - "We've spanked you again - VICTOLLY IS OURS!!!6!!"
# 7 - "I'M WINNING, FOR FUCK' SAKE!!7!!" (from MID <jutal1$4u1$1@dont- email.me>)
# 8 - Point to the [Tard] Peg Boi's Palmjobs and call them 'evidence' or 'spanks'.
# 9 - Display mental retardation and insanity by regurgitating a Tholenism.
#10 - When spanked six ways to Sunday, reply to each sockpuppet diddling insane
      screed and call it 'Our So0pa Sekkkret Unkrackable Kode'.
#11 - When spanked, make a faux award nomination and second it by Holey Sock.  
#12 - PeeWee - vermin's big misadventure.
#13 - Swim deeply in denial.
#14 - MELT!  You fat retarded chimp!


 
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From: "%" <pers...@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 4 Oct 2012 21:15:10 -0700
Local: Fri, Oct 5 2012 12:15 am
Subject: Re: --> HELP!!! Which is the REAL a.u.k Offical Ballot???

Fred Hall wrote:
> On Fri, 5 Oct 2012 03:54:59 +0000 (UTC), Nadegda
> <nad318b...@gmail.invalid> wrote:

>> a laughingstock
>> You've gone a long way towards proving something there ... that you
>> are an insane and ludicrous KOOK with the mindset of a GRADE-SCHOOL
>> BOY. Probably a fucking BULLY who gets off on stealing the other
>> kids' LUNCH MONEY, you MISERABLE LITTLE NUGGET OF SHIT THAT WON'T
>> FLUSH!

> <guffaw>

316 results for fred hall guffaw

 
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From: Nadegda <nad318b...@gmail.invalid>
Date: Fri, 5 Oct 2012 04:30:22 +0000 (UTC)
Local: Fri, Oct 5 2012 12:30 am
Subject: Re: blackhelicopternews Re: --> HELP!!! Which is the REAL a.u.k Offical Ballot???

On Thu, 04 Oct 2012 20:38:33 -0700, An tSin Gorm wrote:
> In article <k4lhd7$jo...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
>  Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com> wrote:

>> October 2012 nominations:
>> http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/2012/10/october-2012-
nominations.html

>> http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/award-winners-1994-2012.html

>> http://fnvw.databasix.com (awards descriptions and more)

>> http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/afa-b-awards-in-exile.html

> These are the real ones.

Sez someone who was just the other day nominated for a kook award (Laki
Volcano).

 
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From: Checkmate <LunaticFri...@The.Edge>
Date: Thu, 4 Oct 2012 23:52:15 -0700
Local: Fri, Oct 5 2012 2:52 am
Subject: Re: blackhelicopternews Re: --> HELP!!! Which is the REAL a.u.k Offical Ballot???
Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

First, check out what Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
said:

Are you lawyered up yet?

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001            
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved

____________________________________________________________________

A new revelation from David Keeting the Assworm:

"there's not much you can tell me about the boner that i don't know
already."

Message-ID: <JO6dnTGAR5mq6MPNnZ2dnUVZ_qKdnZ2d@giganews.com>
____________________________________________________________________

Uncle Steve learns about pigs:

<US> How much money have you spent paying off the PIGS?

<CM> The pigs have no use for money.  They're content to eat table scraps
and forage for truffles.

<US> I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you.  I can't wait to piss on your grave.

Regards,
Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c80414-81...@gmail.com>
____________________________________________________________________

[tard] Phoenix swallows the hook, the line, the sinker, and half of the
pole:

<CM> Watch the stupid cunt ask what 1337 means...

<JD> That is exactly what I am expecting.

<CM> ROT 1337... it'll make you dizzy!

<Tard> Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*,
you Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  Even when we warned him first, he still fell for it!

Message-ID: <k3ae35$pr...@news.mixmin.net>
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Discussion subject changed to "--> HELP!!! Which is the REAL a.u.k Offical Ballot???" by pandora
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 More options Oct 5 2012, 1:33 pm
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From: pandora <pand...@peak.org>
Date: Fri, 05 Oct 2012 12:33:33 -0500
Local: Fri, Oct 5 2012 1:33 pm
Subject: Re: --> HELP!!! Which is the REAL a.u.k Offical Ballot???
On Fri, 05 Oct 2012 01:25:36 +0000, This account has been banned because
it violated the Google Groups Terms Of Use wrote:

Indeed.  

 
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From: pandora <pand...@peak.org>
Date: Fri, 05 Oct 2012 13:04:38 -0500
Local: Fri, Oct 5 2012 2:04 pm
Subject: Re: --> HELP!!! Which is the REAL a.u.k Offical Ballot???
On Fri, 05 Oct 2012 02:37:46 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

You're a liar through and through.  

 
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From: " Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <gregh...@home.fåke>
Date: Fri, 5 Oct 2012 14:09:21 -0400
Local: Fri, Oct 5 2012 2:09 pm
Subject: Re: --> HELP!!! Which is the REAL a.u.k Offical Ballot???
"pandora" <pand...@peak.org> wrote in message

news:e7KdnbcwLv6rvPLNnZ2dnUVZ_vadnZ2d@scnresearch.com...

> You're a liar through and through.

PKB. Everybody knows you lie when you claim to live in Seattle.

I'll take it back if you e-mail me a photo of you dressed in sexy black or
pink lingerie.

[alt.shiny added to make shiny so jealous]
[alt.checkmate added to give him a clue as to how heterosexuals operate]

--
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From: Checkmate <LunaticFri...@The.Edge>
Date: Fri, 5 Oct 2012 11:35:42 -0700
Local: Fri, Oct 5 2012 2:35 pm
Subject: Re: --> HELP!!! Which is the REAL a.u.k Offical Ballot???
Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

First, check out what    Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq. said:

I don't want to know anything more about your pickle-poaching ways,
Tinkerbell, and quit hitting on the ladies to try to convince us you're
not a fagula.

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001            
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved

____________________________________________________________________

A new revelation from David Keeting the Assworm:

"there's not much you can tell me about the boner that i don't know
already."

Message-ID: <JO6dnTGAR5mq6MPNnZ2dnUVZ_qKdnZ2d@giganews.com>
____________________________________________________________________

Uncle Steve learns about pigs:

<US> How much money have you spent paying off the PIGS?

<CM> The pigs have no use for money.  They're content to eat table scraps
and forage for truffles.

<US> I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you.  I can't wait to piss on your grave.

Regards,
Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c80414-81a44@gmail.com>
____________________________________________________________________

[tard] Phoenix swallows the hook, the line, the sinker, and half of the
pole:

<CM> Watch the stupid cunt ask what 1337 means...

<JD> That is exactly what I am expecting.

<CM> ROT 1337... it'll make you dizzy!

<Tard> Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*,
you Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  Even when we warned him first, he still fell for it!

Message-ID: <k3ae35$pr...@news.mixmin.net>
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From: Respondant <Circlej...@emmett.invalid>
Date: Fri, 05 Oct 2012 15:25:39 -0400
Local: Fri, Oct 5 2012 3:25 pm
Subject: Re: --> HELP!!! Which is the REAL a.u.k Offical Ballot???
On 10/5/2012 2:04 PM, pandora wrote:

I've been around AUK a long time.  Ever since the days AOL carried
newsgroups.  From there I went Giganews (via Comcast) and for the past 5
or 6(?) years I've been using this same free server because Comcast
ditched Giga.

Anyway.  I don't see any lies above.  Care to point it/them out?  Be
specific.

Do you even *know* who the last "official" FNVW was before Novins turned
AUK into a smoking crater for years* until Ferd decided to pick up the
slack and appoint himself the new one?

Bill
--

*Something the stAUKers like to pretend never happened, yet can't
explain WHY there's a years-long HOLE in their "awards".  Oh wait.  I
forgot.  Lamb, Osterwald, Cannon, etc. all just happened to go on
vacation at around the same time Novins filed suit, and haven't been
heard from since.  Quite a coincidence, indeed.


 
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Discussion subject changed to "In which Tom begins his AUK education" by pandora
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From: pandora <pand...@peak.org>
Date: Fri, 05 Oct 2012 14:26:04 -0500
Local: Fri, Oct 5 2012 3:26 pm
Subject: Re: In which Tom begins his AUK education

Very nicely said.

 
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Discussion subject changed to "--> HELP!!! Which is the REAL a.u.k Offical Ballot???" by Fred Hall
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From: Fred Hall <fkh...@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 05 Oct 2012 14:38:12 -0500
Local: Fri, Oct 5 2012 3:38 pm
Subject: Re: --> HELP!!! Which is the REAL a.u.k Offical Ballot???
On Fri, 05 Oct 2012 15:25:39 -0400, Respondant

AUK Vote Wranglers
Fred Hall (January 2012 - Present) 8 Ballots
Unknown Vote Wrangler (November - December 2011) 0 Ballots
Bob Larter (Lionel Laurer)(Acting FNVW May 2009 ballot)
Pinku-Sensei (2006-2008)
Sean Monaghan (2006-2007)
Peter J Ross (January 2004- December 2005) 24 ballots
Phoenix (May 1998- August 1998)(April 1999 - August 2001)(September
2002 - December 2003) 49 ballots + 4 revotes
Robbie Honerkamp (July 1997- March1998)(September 1998 - December
1998) 9 ballots
Killfile Daemons - Tim Skirvin (November 1996 - January 1997) 1 ballot
+ 1 abandoned
Matthew Legare (January 1995- August 1996)(May 1997 - June 1997) 18
ballots + 2 abandoned
Craig Dickson (April 1994- November1994) 7 ballots + 1 abandoned

http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/

hth, "Bill"

>Bill

--

October 2012 nominations:
http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/2012/10/october-2012-nominati...

http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/award-winners-1994-2012.html

http://fnvw.databasix.com (awards descriptions and more)

http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/afa-b-awards-in-exile.html


 
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 More options Oct 5 2012, 3:56 pm
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From: Respondant <Circlej...@emmett.invalid>
Date: Fri, 05 Oct 2012 15:56:20 -0400
Local: Fri, Oct 5 2012 3:56 pm
Subject: Re: --> HELP!!! Which is the REAL a.u.k Offical Ballot???
On 10/5/2012 3:38 PM, Fred Hall wrote:

> On Fri, 05 Oct 2012 15:25:39 -0400, Respondant
> <Circlej...@emmett.invalid> wrote:

<snip>

So you're a pandora sock, Ferd?  Good to know.  Indeed.

 
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