On 19/11/12 3:01 AM, Mark Brader wrote:
> Gordon Davie:
>>>>> And of course "How do you do?" and "What do you do?" are entirely
>>>>> different questions.
>
>>>>> (Arguably the first one isn't even a question, as the correct response
>>>>> is to say "How do you do?" in return, not to tell the person your
>>>>> current state of health.)
>
> R.H. Draney:
>> Analogy would demand the following response:
>>
>> Policeman: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
>> Motorist: "Do *you* know how fast I was going?"
>>
>> Frankly, I wouldn't recommend it.
>
> You mean:
>
> Policeman: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
> Motorist: "Do you know how fast *you* was going?"
>
> I wouldn't recommend that either.
>
Me (many years ago): "Fair cop. I was doing 130".
(This is a metric country, so that is kph, not mph.)
Policeman: "I had to do 160 to catch you up."
(I was about to point out that he would have had to travel faster than I
was going if he was going to catch me up, but decided it was wiser to
keep silent)
Policeman (after much writing) "I'm giving you this caution not because
it's Christmas Eve, but because you're the first person I've stopped
today that hasn't called me a lying bastard".
o o O o o
I should have mentioned that the policeman's first words were "Didn't
you see me hiding behind those trees?"
- This was on the Nullarbor Plain.
--
Robert Bannister