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Karen Schneider  
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 More options Oct 28 1992, 6:07 pm
Newsgroups: alt.usage.english
From: k...@panix.com (Karen Schneider)
Date: 29 Oct 92 03:45:08 GMT
Local: Wed, Oct 28 1992 10:45 pm
Subject: Re: He doesn't know jack-shit
In <1992Oct28.231414.16...@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu> jhosk...@magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu (James M Hoskins) writes:

>This was a potent insult reserved for special occasions when
>I was a child here in Ohio.  Sometimes people would say "She
>doesn't know jack" to decrease the intensity of the insult.  To
>go all the way with the insult you'd have to pronounce "jack"
>in just a certain abusive way.  If you know the etymology
>of jack-shit, let me know.  Thanks.
>JH

In the military (USAF), I often heard a wonderful variant, "he
{she} doesn't know shit from Shinola."  I presume that referred
to the shoe polish sold under that brand name?

Other militarisms (and they were legion) included "deep kim-chi"
(referring to the Korean comestible) and "in a heartbeat" (as in
"without hesitation").

I still use "jack-shit," though in some circles I replace it
with "diddly-squat" or "bupkas."  No,  didn't know THE Jack
:-).  He probably was PCS or TDY when I DEROS'ed his unit,
and I was probably in CBPO (pronounced CEE-BOH) when my squadron
was in his rear-view mirror.

And I wonder--

Did he have to suck rubber?  (That is, practice military exercises
while wearing a gas mask)

Did he ever eat bag nasties?  (Slang for MRE's--Meals Ready To
Eat--K Rats of the future, in plastic pouches)

Did he spit-shine his low-quarters?  Was he ever bedposted?  
Did he ever get called a sissy la-la?

If Jack answered two out of the three last questions--then Jack
is short for Jacqueline!  (Low-quarters are women's military
oxfords; a sissy la-la is a woman who acts wussy--that is, she
demurs from routine military activities, such as crawling under
barbed wire or diving into muddy holes.)

Shoot, I don't remember jack-shit...

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