You know, I am guilty of many things, but l no more lack irony than I
am too unassuming and reserved for my own good. "Pondian" is, of
course, ironic, via a path so well-grooved that the joke is now
completely clapped-out, but still, somehow, burns with what is now
merely the pilot light of that kind of humour which retains a vestige
of humour solely through being so hoary.
Now, when I suggest lakean, this chimes in with the already
established trope of calling a large sea a pond or, by extension, a
lake, which we can all agree is uproariously hilarious. So how does
doing that indicate that I am insensitive to irony - a complaint that
is frequently made of Americans, one of which I do not have the honour
of being.
If you were to take an hour or so to trawl through my posts of the
past year, you would find that, in the case of many of them, they
consist of little more than extended lampoons and satires, all ironic
and perhaps to a fault.
Hmmm...In ANOTHER thread I am being compared to Laura, and here I am
being told that I have no irony. Please, froupers, do not overload
the family neuron I have on loan just now. Call me obnoxious and
indecent, accuse me of being just a teensy little bit affected by
Tourette's (yes, it's true, but Tourette's lends itself to irony, it's
Asperger's which defeats it) call me a drunk, and rude, and crude, and
an Australian arsehole, and a sock puppet, and a troll. And a
loudmouth. Yes, say that I do not know my place and need a good
horsewhipping from one of your gentry, and yes, I never shut up, and
talk bullshit all day long, and I am off-topic, and there is a stack
of sins, red, red, red!! fellow froupers, crimson red sins. If there
was any justice, I would be drummed out of this hallowed froup.
So much have I to confess, and so heavily do my crimes weigh on me.
But what manner of new torture is this that Kickerbocker pronounces
upon me a sin of which I could no more be guilty than could a fish not
know the water in which he swims. Oh yes, I am all of these things,
and much more besides, but a "lack of irony" - concerning this, I must
plead my innocence.
myles [and perhaps the preceding pars will establish my case for you,
M'Luds] paulsen