Peter Moylan:
> It's bad enough that we can no longer find anyone to ask where the
> gherkins have been moved to. One of these days I'm going to phone
> someone in head office to say "I can't find any free-range eggs, and
> there's nobody here to ask. Which aisle are they in?"
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