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Jitze Couperus

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Sep 8, 2005, 1:01:16 PM9/8/05
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In which country might you expect not to find any stairs?

Jitze, KBM and Bar
Chief Dweil Flonker
Totally Official Rules Committee

Richard Maurer

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Sep 8, 2005, 1:01:24 PM9/8/05
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Panellorry Jitze wrote:
In which country might you expect not to find any stairs?

Flatland

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Philip Eden

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Sep 8, 2005, 1:26:02 PM9/8/05
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"Jitze Couperus" <couperus-e...@znet.com> wrote in message
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> In which country might you expect not to find any stairs?
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One might, incorrectly, expect not to find any stairs in Greenland.

Philip Eden


mark

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Sep 8, 2005, 2:05:35 PM9/8/05
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Legend tells of a time when the mysterious hermit Richard Maurer of
rcpb1_...@yahoo.com returned briefly from exile to say ...

> Panellorry Jitze wrote:
> In which country might you expect not to find any stairs?
>
> Flatland

That was quick!


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R H Draney

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Sep 8, 2005, 3:16:13 PM9/8/05
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Jitze Couperus filted:

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>In which country might you expect not to find any stairs?

Totally non-serious answers:

Laputa, because people descending them might fall off the island.
The former Yugoslavia, because it's just the same story over and over again.
Khyrghyzstan, because they have steppes instead.

....r

Pat Durkin

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Sep 8, 2005, 4:50:19 PM9/8/05
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"Jitze Couperus" <couperus-e...@znet.com> wrote in message
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> In which country might you expect not to find any stairs?
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In the Land of the Blind


Philip Eden

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"Jitze Couperus" <couperus-e...@znet.com> wrote in message
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> In which country might you expect not to find any stairs?
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Bungalovia, which my atlas shows me is a small Russian
republic between North Ossetia and Chechnia.

Philip Eden


Rich Ragan

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Sep 10, 2005, 12:22:24 PM9/10/05
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"Jitze Couperus" <couperus-e...@znet.com> wrote in message
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> In which country might you expect not to find any stairs?
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Denmark. The name derives from *dhen "low" or "flat" and Germanic "mark":
"border land" and/or "border forest"

Rich


Rich Ragan

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Sep 10, 2005, 12:31:27 PM9/10/05
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"Jitze Couperus" <couperus-e...@znet.com> wrote in message
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> In which country might you expect not to find any stairs?

Namibia. Namib means "area where there is nothing" in the Nama language.
This would, of course, mean no stairs either.

Rich


Robert Lieblich

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Sep 10, 2005, 12:56:39 PM9/10/05
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Whereas in Kazakhstan there are plenty of steppes.

--
Bob Lieblich
Missing the point again

Jitze Couperus

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Sep 10, 2005, 1:57:15 PM9/10/05
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At first I thought this might be a mear miss (or more correctly
a near hit) until I googled your answer and came to the
conclusion that you must be studying FSL (Finnish as a
Second Language)

Jitze

Rich Ragan

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"Jitze Couperus" <couperus-e...@znet.com> wrote in message
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I pondered sending this one earlier. FSL now prompts me to submit it.

Suomi (Finnish name), Soome (Estonian name), Sum' (Old Russian name): may
derive from the Finnish root suo for "marsh" or from the Baltic root zeme
for "land"

We know it as Finland, home of the wild vappu.

Rich


Mickwick

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Sep 10, 2005, 5:04:34 PM9/10/05
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In alt.usage.english, Jitze Couperus wrote:

>In which country might you expect not to find any stairs?

Burkina Faso, the Land of Dignity.

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Mickwick

Skitt

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Sep 10, 2005, 5:39:39 PM9/10/05
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Jitze Couperus wrote:

> In which country might you expect not to find any stairs?

Antarctica.
--
Skitt (in Hayward, California)
www.geocities.com/opus731/

Weatherlawyer

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Sep 10, 2005, 5:53:28 PM9/10/05
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Philip Eden wrote:
> "Jitze Couperus" <couperus-e...@znet.com> wrote in message
> > In which country might you expect not to find any stairs?

> One might, incorrectly, expect not to find any stairs in Greenland.

Come on Pip, sport; you aught to know the answer with credentials like
yours.

Weatherlawyer

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Sep 10, 2005, 6:04:15 PM9/10/05
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Not a few have been too specific to have submitted the correct answer.

Nyasaland and Lakeland might also be considered such.

Then there is the Pratchettesque stab at it:

"Ioffinge'yoffle." (Yourfingeryoufool.)

the Omrud

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Sep 10, 2005, 6:12:42 PM9/10/05
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Jitze Couperus spake thusly:

> In which country might you expect not to find any stairs?

Sealand.

However, having expected not to find any stairs, I see that I am
wrong:
http://www.havenco.com/photos/sealand.jpg
but that doesn't change the fact that I expected there to be none.

--
David
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Philip Eden

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Sep 10, 2005, 6:45:01 PM9/10/05
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"Jitze Couperus" <couperus-e...@znet.com> wrote in message
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Ah, well, if my weak little joke briefly excited your interest, the
answer must be Bangladesh or "Free Bengal", the home of
the bungalow or "bangla house".

Philip Eden


Jitze Couperus

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Sep 10, 2005, 7:03:46 PM9/10/05
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On Sat, 10 Sep 2005 18:12:10 GMT, "Rich Ragan" <r...@dontmailme.com>
wrote:

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>"Jitze Couperus" <couperus-e...@znet.com> wrote in message
>news:43231df4.2052965671@news.znet.com...
>> On Sat, 10 Sep 2005 13:17:35 +0100, "Philip Eden"
>> <philipATweatherHYPHENukDOTcom> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >"Jitze Couperus" <couperus-e...@znet.com> wrote in message
>> >news:43206e3c....@news.znet.com...
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> In which country might you expect not to find any stairs?
>> >>
>> >Bungalovia, which my atlas shows me is a small Russian
>> >republic between North Ossetia and Chechnia.
>> >
>>
>> At first I thought this might be a mear miss (or more correctly
>> a near hit) until I googled your answer and came to the
>> conclusion that you must be studying FSL (Finnish as a
>> Second Language)
>>
>> Jitze
>
>I pondered sending this one earlier. FSL now prompts me to submit it.
>
> Suomi (Finnish name), Soome (Estonian name), Sum' (Old Russian name): may
>derive from the Finnish root suo for "marsh" or from the Baltic root zeme
>for "land"
>
>We know it as Finland, home of the wild vappu.
>

Clearly thinking ouside the box that contains no cigars.

But that gives me a chance to debunk the supposed
etymology of the cry for help "mayday!"

Some think it comes from the Froggish "M'aider" but
in fact it has it origins with what started out as gleefull
cries in Finland - Mayday! A call to celebrate.

But that subsides into a chastened whimper of
"mayday" the next morning when the guy pulls you
out of the gutter in the main square of town, and asks what
happened.

Vappu, verb, intransitive. To become totally legless.

Jitze

Jitze Couperus

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Sep 10, 2005, 7:07:44 PM9/10/05
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On Sat, 10 Sep 2005 23:45:01 +0100, "Philip Eden"
<philipATweatherHYPHENukDOTcom> wrote:

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>"Jitze Couperus" <couperus-e...@znet.com> wrote in message
>news:43231df4.2052965671@news.znet.com...
>> On Sat, 10 Sep 2005 13:17:35 +0100, "Philip Eden"
>> <philipATweatherHYPHENukDOTcom> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"Jitze Couperus" <couperus-e...@znet.com> wrote in message
>>>news:43206e3c....@news.znet.com...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> In which country might you expect not to find any stairs?
>>>>
>>>Bungalovia, which my atlas shows me is a small Russian
>>>republic between North Ossetia and Chechnia.
>>>
>>
>> At first I thought this might be a mear miss (or more correctly
>> a near hit) until I googled your answer and came to the
>> conclusion that you must be studying FSL (Finnish as a
>> Second Language)
>>
>Ah, well, if my weak little joke briefly excited your interest, the
>answer must be Bangladesh or "Free Bengal", the home of
>the bungalow or "bangla house".
>

Oh Indeedy! Thank You!

Sheepmeister - over here!

(And no - I haven't figured out how the slug line relates either)

Jitze

Weatherlawyer

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Sep 10, 2005, 7:14:01 PM9/10/05
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Jitze Couperus wrote:
> In which country ...

For some reason I read that as: "what type of country".

Cloud country. Mind you, it is still true until you realise that such
places are less than ethereal and not quite so Therial.

Philip Eden

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Sep 10, 2005, 7:21:14 PM9/10/05
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"Jitze Couperus" <couperus-e...@znet.com> wrote in message >
> (And no - I haven't figured out how the slug line relates either)
>
Oh, I had no problem with that. Stannah is a company
which makes stair-lifts. Their TV ads used to top and
tail "Countdown" on Ch4, a sadly addictive programme
which counts among its audience a large proportion of
that generation which might have a particular need for a
chair-lift. Plus a few hereabouts who probably don't.

Philip Eden


Areff

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Sep 10, 2005, 8:01:32 PM9/10/05
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Jitze Couperus wrote:
> In which country might you expect not to find any stairs?

Greece.


Rick Wotnaz

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Sep 10, 2005, 11:52:57 PM9/10/05
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couperus-e...@znet.com (Jitze Couperus) wrote in
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> In which country might you expect not to find any stairs?
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I don't know if this really works, but: Goa.

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rzed

Jerry Friedman

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Sep 12, 2005, 1:36:51 PM9/12/05
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Another Cormo, Philip! Will your growing flock appear on a weather
broadcast? They're fluffy, but they're not pink.

--
Jerry Friedman, T.O. Sheepwrangler

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