Le 23/11/2011 19:47, MC a écrit :
> In article<
20111123223453.d...@gmail.com>,
> Anton Shepelev<
anto...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>>>>> 1. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
>>>>>> 2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink,
>>>>>> the bartender asks it to leave.
>>>>>> 3. A question mark walks into a bar?
>>>>>> 4. Two quotation marks "walk into" a bar.
>>>>>> 5. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, planning to drink.
>>>>>> 6. The bar was walked into by the passive voice.
>>>>>> 7. Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink.
>>>>>> They leave.
>>>>>> 8. A metathesis walks into a bra.
>>>>>> 9. A greengrocer walk's into a bar.
>>>>>> 10. A spoonerism balks into a war.
>>>>>> 11. An en dashes into a barn.
>>>>>> 12. A colon walks into a bar and evacuates.
>>>>>> 13. An exclamation point walks into a bar!
>>>>>> 14. An umlaut walks into a bar.
>>>>>> 15. A hyphen walks in-to a bar.
>>>>>> 16. Into a bar walks a chiasmus, and a chiasmus walks into a bar.
>>>>>> 17. A pair of parentheses walk (into a bar).
>>>>>> 18. A Chinese ballet pun woks into a barre.
>>>>>> 19. A lawyer walks into the bar and sues.
>>>>>> 20. A syllepsis walks into a bar and a brick wall.
>>>>>> 21. A hypallage walks into a topless bar.
>>>>>> 22. A line of Shakespeare's walk'd into an inn.
>>>>>> (And the surly innkeeper said: "A foutre for thee, whoreson that
>>>>>> thou art,
>>>>>> And for the jade on which thou didst ride in.")
>>>>>> 23: omg a TnAjrrr wks n2 a bar
>>>>>> 24. The double negative didn't walk into no bar.
>>>>>> 25. The reflexive pronoun walked into the bar itself.
>>>>>> 26. The missing vinculum was last seen walking into a bar.
>>>>>> 27. A reclusive verb walked into the bar and barred the door.
>>>>>>>> An anacoluthon walks into a bar, is how this joke starts.
>>>>>>>> An aposiopesis walks into a...
>>>>>>>> I'm not even going to tell you how a paraleipsis walks into a bar.
>>>>>>>> A surrealist walks into a bar papered with snowflakes and lightly
>>>>>>>> browned in snake oil.
>>>>>>>> A man de habla Spanglish camina into a cantina.
>>>>>>>> Un chevreau dans un Francais classe marche dans a une barre.
>>>>>>>> Miss Thistlebottom walks into a bar and asks whomever works there
>>>>>>>> quickly to serve her a mug of beer.
>>>>>>>> An eggcorn walks enter a bar.
>>>>>>>> A non-rhotic man walks into a bah.
>>>>>>>> Davy Crockett walks into a b'ar.
>>>>>>> Sometimes the man walks into the bar, and sometimes the bar walks
>>>>>>> into the man, Dude.
>>>>>
>>>>> A dangling participle walks into a bar, bartender says, "Why the long
>>>>> face?"
>>>>
>>>> A non sequitur sees a group going into a bar but doesn't go in.
>>>
>>> A superlative goes into a bar none.
>>
>> A paradox walked into a bar but didn't drink.
>>
>> A antonym walked out of the bar and headed for the
>> theatre.
>
> Essex man walks into a bar innit.
>
A Cockney walks into a Jack.
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Isabelle Cecchini