fuck me
Fiona Defreitas
Garp
Fiona Defreitas <fi...@fi5404.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
news:8l1tgo$k05$1...@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> anyone want cyber sex em@il me
LOL, as if that's going to happen..... dream on girlie.
--
Garp
"Man has his will, - but woman has her way."
- Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809 - 1894)
http://garp.homepage.com
BennyX
"Fiona Defreitas" <fi...@fi5404.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
news:8l1tgo$k05$1...@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> anyone want cyber sex em@il me
do you mind if I don't?
BOBOBOnoBO
Fiona Defreitas wrote:
> anyone want cyber sex em@il me
Only if we can stop at "heavy petting." I'm not a total slut, you know.
--
--Bryan http://www.thebonobos.com
http://www.art.com/Members/Guest.asp?GalleryID=269916
"'Do it becuase I said so,' does not contribute to the moral development
of a child."
"You say you got a friend, she's wilder than you
Well, why don't you bring her upstairs
If she's so wild she can join in too"
--Rolling Stones
For your safety and protection, this sig. file has been thoroughly
tested on laboratory animals.
Robert Sked
My name is Rob, and I would love to have cyber sex with you.
Mail me at ske...@tesco.net
*kisses*
Rob
"Fiona Defreitas" <fi...@fi5404.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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BennyX
"Robert Sked" <Ske...@tesco.net> wrote in message
news:8l251c$6l6$1...@epos.tesco.net...
> Ignor that moron Garp.
>
> My name is Rob, and I would love to have cyber sex with you.
>
> Mail me at ske...@tesco.net
>
> *kisses*
muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you are child molestory rory mcneal and I
claim my prize!
Joey Gambino
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"Robert Sked" <Ske...@tesco.net> wrote in message
news:8l251c$6l6$1...@epos.tesco.net...
> Ignor that moron Garp.
>
> My name is Rob, and I would love to have cyber sex with you.
>
> Mail me at ske...@tesco.net
>
> *kisses*
BennyX
"Joey Gambino" <should_be_MAC_beca...@alt-teens.org> wrote
in message news:xV0d5.427969$VR.54...@news5.giganews.com...
> LOL
also you should learn to reply to posts properly
BennyX
"Joey Gambino" <should_be_MAC_beca...@alt-teens.org> wrote
in message news:xV0d5.427969$VR.54...@news5.giganews.com...
> LOL
wow a 17 line sig, you deserve a slap on the wrists.
BOBOBOnoBO
Robert Sked wrote:
> Ignor that moron Garp.
>
> My name is Rob, and I would love to have cyber sex with you.
>
>
"Cyber sex" seems awfully silly. Are you really physically
unattractive? What is the appeal of "cyber sex"??? Why don't people
just go find another person to hook up with? I guess that some people
have much better computers and connections than I do, such that you can
have reasonably good real-time audio and video, but really, it still
seems more funny than erotic. I guess, "whatever floats your boat."
>
> Rob
Kenny Boy
Me me me !!
Joey Gambino
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
news:8l2dia$ft2$1...@plutonium.btinternet.com...
>
> "Joey Gambino" <should_be_MAC_beca...@alt-teens.org> wrote
> in message news:xV0d5.427969$VR.54...@news5.giganews.com...
> > LOL
>
I know how to respond to posts properly, that post didn't deserver a proper
reply.
And I like my sig.
=)
Kenny Boy
>
>also you should learn to reply to posts properly
I luv cross-posting and dressing (salad).
Kenny Boy
>
>wow a 17 line sig, you deserve a slap on the wrists.
Screw me, that sig is truely loooong. He deserves a slap on the cheek.
Kenny Boy
>
>My name is Rob, and I would love to have cyber sex with you.
>
Oh Rob you`re so sweeeet !! And soooo cute too !
Yer ugly fatso.
*pukes*
Kenny Boy
>
Yes I do mind. If a girl offers you flange, you give it to her. And I
do mean give it to her.
BennyX
"Kenny Boy" <l...@spammers.com> wrote in message
news:k8g9nskhcf6gk29aq...@4ax.com...
Kenny, next chat we have, I shall expalin fidelity to you
BennyX
> >> LOL
> >
> >wow a 17 line sig, you deserve a slap on the wrists.
>
> Screw me, that sig is truely loooong. He deserves a slap on the cheek.
maybe fiona bird wud do it
Doctor Bob (WM)
alt.uk.teens.london. I hope someday to read it, possibly even reply to
it.:
>Ignor that moron Garp.
>
>My name is Rob, and I would love to have cyber sex with you.
>
>Mail me at ske...@tesco.net
ske...@tesco.net it is, big boy! Eh?! Eh?!
Mong.
>*kisses*
>Rob
>"Fiona Defreitas" <fi...@fi5404.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:8l1tgo$k05$1...@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
>> anyone want cyber sex em@il me
>>
>>
>
>
--
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Kenny Boy
>> >
>>
>> Yes I do mind. If a girl offers you flange, you give it to her. And I
>> do mean give it to her.
>
>Kenny, next chat we have, I shall expalin fidelity to you
No I don`t mean you give her some, I mean you give it to `er.
Crys Pitre
Robert Sked wrote:
> Ignor that moron Garp.
>
> My name is Rob, and I would love to have cyber sex with you.
>
> Mail me at ske...@tesco.net
>
> *kisses*
> Rob
> "Fiona Defreitas" <fi...@fi5404.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:8l1tgo$k05$1...@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
BennyX
"Joey Gambino" <webm...@alt-teens.org> wrote in message
news:Tg3d5.345377$MB.54...@news6.giganews.com...
> "BennyX"
>
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
> smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:8l2dia$ft2$1...@plutonium.btinternet.com...
> >
> > "Joey Gambino" <should_be_MAC_beca...@alt-teens.org>
wrote
> > in message news:xV0d5.427969$VR.54...@news5.giganews.com...
> >
> > also you should learn to reply to posts properly
>
proper
> reply.
>
> And I like my sig.
>
> =)
shame no one else on the fucking net does, get a clue
Kenny Boy
>>Ignor that moron Garp.
>>
>>My name is Rob, and I would love to have cyber sex with you.
>>
>>Mail me at ske...@tesco.net
>
Hey ! Don`t diss Tescos extra value weirdos !
>Mong.
Kenny Boy
>
>> Ignor that moron Garp.
>>
>> My name is Rob, and I would love to have cyber sex with you.
>>
>>
>
>unattractive? What is the appeal of "cyber sex"??? Why don't people
>just go find another person to hook up with? I guess that some people
>have much better computers and connections than I do, such that you can
>have reasonably good real-time audio and video, but really, it still
>seems more funny than erotic. I guess, "whatever floats your boat."
Wanna CYBER big boy ?
Garp
BennyX
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
Good day to you Benny. Long time no see any posts. How are you doing?
BTW, leave joey alone. Theres a good chap.
katgirl
> >>Ignor that moron Garp.
> >>
> >>My name is Rob, and I would love to have cyber sex with you.
> >>
> >
> >ske...@tesco.net it is, big boy! Eh?! Eh?!
>
> Hey ! Don`t diss Tescos extra value weirdos !
*coughs*
Doctor Bob (WM)
alt.uk.teens.london. I hope someday to read it, possibly even reply to
it.:
>
aww. Katgirl = Value product. Maybe. Why did you cough?
Joey Gambino
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
news:8l2ns0$f3a$1...@uranium.btinternet.com...
>
> "Joey Gambino" <webm...@alt-teens.org> wrote in message
> news:Tg3d5.345377$MB.54...@news6.giganews.com...
> > "BennyX"
> >
>
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
> > smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:8l2dia$ft2$1...@plutonium.btinternet.com...
> > >
> > > "Joey Gambino" <should_be_MAC_beca...@alt-teens.org>
> wrote
> > > in message news:xV0d5.427969$VR.54...@news5.giganews.com...
> > > > LOL
> > >
> > > also you should learn to reply to posts properly
> >
> > I know how to respond to posts properly, that post didn't deserver a
> proper
> > reply.
> >
> > And I like my sig.
> >
> > =)
>
> shame no one else on the fucking net does, get a clue
*gets a clue*
Oh, look, my sig is still there? Damn....what the hell. I went and got a
clue, but nothing happened? Can you help me?
BennyX
"Garp" <garp_gray...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:963996967.16861.4...@news.demon.co.uk...
>
> BennyX
>
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
> smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:8l2ns0$f3a$1...@uranium.btinternet.com...
> >
> > "Joey Gambino" <webm...@alt-teens.org> wrote in message
> > news:Tg3d5.345377$MB.54...@news6.giganews.com...
> > > "BennyX"
> > >
> >
>
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
> > > smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > news:8l2dia$ft2$1...@plutonium.btinternet.com...
> > > >
> > > > "Joey Gambino" <should_be_MAC_beca...@alt-teens.org>
> > wrote
> > > > in message news:xV0d5.427969$VR.54...@news5.giganews.com...
> > > > > LOL
> > > >
> > > > also you should learn to reply to posts properly
> > >
> > > I know how to respond to posts properly, that post didn't deserver a
> > proper
> > > reply.
> > >
> > > And I like my sig.
> > >
> > > =)
> >
> > shame no one else on the fucking net does, get a clue
>
> BTW, leave joey alone. Theres a good chap.
I will do, when he STOPS FILLING NEWSGROUPS WITH PAGE LONG SIGS, dys?
Joey Gambino
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
So don't read my posts, I only replied to some idiots cross-post. You don't
want to see my sig, stop looking at my posts. It's called 'common sense'.
Bonehead.
Kenny Boy
>>> >>Ignor that moron Garp.
>>> >>
>>> >>My name is Rob, and I would love to have cyber sex with you.
>>> >>
>>> >>Mail me at ske...@tesco.net
>>> >
>>> >ske...@tesco.net it is, big boy! Eh?! Eh?!
>>>
>>> Hey ! Don`t diss Tescos extra value weirdos !
>>
>>*coughs*
>>
>
>aww. Katgirl = Value product. Maybe. Why did you cough?
Coz I was holding her bollocks.
BennyX
> > > > > >
> > > > > > also you should learn to reply to posts properly
> > > > >
> > > > > I know how to respond to posts properly, that post didn't deserver
a
> > > > proper
> > > > > reply.
> > > > >
> > > > > And I like my sig.
> > > > >
> > > > > =)
> > > >
> > > > shame no one else on the fucking net does, get a clue
> > >
> > > Good day to you Benny. Long time no see any posts. How are you
doing?
> > > BTW, leave joey alone. Theres a good chap.
> >
> > I will do, when he STOPS FILLING NEWSGROUPS WITH PAGE LONG SIGS, dys?
>
> So don't read my posts, I only replied to some idiots cross-post. You
don't
> want to see my sig, stop looking at my posts. It's called 'common sense'.
> Bonehead.
*sigh* it's not seeing your sigs that's the problem 'Bonehead' it's the
downloading them, perhaps you should go to a usenet site and read about
nettiquette, as you appear to be anti spam, shame you can't apply that to
yourself.
Joey Gambino
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
Then I will not add my signature when replying to your posts. Although when
I do reply, my posts do not go over 1k in size, 2k if there are a bunch of
other posts in the thread. My sig does not cause a slowdown in bandwidth,
unless you are running on a modem 14.4k or less. If you are running such an
ancient device, than you should either cancel your internet account, or
realize you need to do a little upgrading so you can efficiently download my
1k posts. Downloading a post that is no more than 2k in size is something
you will have to deal with on Usenet. I've been posting daily for years
now, as it is my job, so I know my Netiquette and I know complaining about a
plain text signature is just a bull excuse to stop something you don't like
because you don't have anything better to do. The size of ones signature is
not directly or indirectly attached to the proper definition of Spam by any
means.
--Joey
(with no sig here, but I doubt anyone will notice the difference in DL time
besides BennyX, and he won't notice until he reads this either)
Robert Sked
long sigs. Us people with slow connections and tight wads don't want to be
downloading some fucking clowns shit attempt at humour. Spelling, like we
give a fuck !
Damn, must get off this soap box.
Rob
Joey Gambino
news:8l51ni$qp4$1...@epos.tesco.net...
I don't remember what the post was about...someone asked for cybersex,
someone else agreed, I laughed, and then someone began attacking me because
of my beautiful 17 line signature. Ahhh...the joys of Usenet.
BennyX
thank you mr 'I would love to cyber *kiss*' shame you made exactly the same
point as me, still, all that not getting any sex must have damaged your
barin.
Joey Gambino
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
Speak for yourself, what's a barin? ;-)
Robert Sked
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
news:8l5363$ra2$1...@uranium.btinternet.com...
> thank you mr 'I would love to cyber *kiss*' shame you made exactly the
same
> point as me, still, all that not getting any sex must have damaged your
> barin.
>
My barin is working fine, but hey, it stopped the over guy being such a
mong.
Anyway, what happend to the original poster. Probly can't handle a real man.
BennyX
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > also you should learn to reply to posts properly
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I know how to respond to posts properly, that post didn't
> deserver
> > a
> > > > > > proper
> > > > > > > reply.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And I like my sig.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > =)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > shame no one else on the fucking net does, get a clue
> > > > >
> > > > > Good day to you Benny. Long time no see any posts. How are you
> > doing?
> > > > > BTW, leave joey alone. Theres a good chap.
> > > >
> > > > I will do, when he STOPS FILLING NEWSGROUPS WITH PAGE LONG SIGS,
dys?
> > >
> > > So don't read my posts, I only replied to some idiots cross-post. You
> > don't
> > > want to see my sig, stop looking at my posts. It's called 'common
> sense'.
> > > Bonehead.
> >
> > *sigh* it's not seeing your sigs that's the problem 'Bonehead' it's the
> > downloading them, perhaps you should go to a usenet site and read about
> > nettiquette, as you appear to be anti spam, shame you can't apply that
to
> > yourself.
>
when
> I do reply, my posts do not go over 1k in size, 2k if there are a bunch of
> other posts in the thread. My sig does not cause a slowdown in bandwidth,
> unless you are running on a modem 14.4k or less. If you are running such
an
> ancient device, than you should either cancel your internet account, or
> realize you need to do a little upgrading so you can efficiently download
my
> 1k posts. Downloading a post that is no more than 2k in size is something
> you will have to deal with on Usenet. I've been posting daily for years
> now, as it is my job, so I know my Netiquette and I know complaining about
a
> plain text signature is just a bull excuse to stop something you don't
like
> because you don't have anything better to do. The size of ones signature
is
> not directly or indirectly attached to the proper definition of Spam by
any
> means.
*sigh* do the maths, it's not only the dl time it's storing it. Also, you
very obviously know nothing about nettiquette, as you'd know the correct
line length for sigs. If it was 'your job' as you put it, I'd expect you to
know that, oh well, newbies abound.
BennyX
>
> > thank you mr 'I would love to cyber *kiss*' shame you made exactly the
> same
> > point as me, still, all that not getting any sex must have damaged your
> > barin.
> >
> My barin is working fine, but hey, it stopped the over guy being such a
> mong.
>
> Anyway, what happend to the original poster. Probly can't handle a real
man.
mehh, ok Mr Tesco
Damo L
>
> thank you mr 'I would love to cyber *kiss*' shame you made exactly the
same
> point as me, still, all that not getting any sex must have damaged your
> barin.
*sigh* can anyone cut??
Damo
Damo L
>
> Fiona Defreitas <fi...@fi5404.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:8l1tgo$k05$1...@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > anyone want cyber sex em@il me
Is this ever going to happen?
Kenny Boy
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > I know how to respond to posts properly, that post didn't
>> deserver
>> > a
>> > > > > > proper
>> > > > > > > reply.
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > And I like my sig.
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > =)
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > shame no one else on the fucking net does, get a clue
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Good day to you Benny. Long time no see any posts. How are you
>> > doing?
>> > > > > BTW, leave joey alone. Theres a good chap.
>> > > >
>> > > > I will do, when he STOPS FILLING NEWSGROUPS WITH PAGE LONG SIGS,
>dys?
>> > >
>> > > So don't read my posts, I only replied to some idiots cross-post. You
>> > don't
>> > > want to see my sig, stop looking at my posts. It's called 'common
>> sense'.
>> > > Bonehead.
>> >
>> > *sigh* it's not seeing your sigs that's the problem 'Bonehead' it's the
>> > downloading them, perhaps you should go to a usenet site and read about
>> > nettiquette, as you appear to be anti spam, shame you can't apply that
>to
>> > yourself.
>> >
>> >
>the
>> long sigs. Us people with slow connections and tight wads don't want to be
>> downloading some fucking clowns shit attempt at humour. Spelling, like we
>> give a fuck !
>>
>> Damn, must get off this soap box.
>>
>
>I don't remember what the post was about...someone asked for cybersex,
>someone else agreed, I laughed, and then someone began attacking me because
>of my beautiful 17 line signature. Ahhh...the joys of Usenet.
You sad moron, theres no need to use that essay signature. Why don`t
you make a webpage with your details on like most people.
BennyX
> "BennyX"
>
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
> smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:8l5363$ra2$1...@uranium.btinternet.com...
> >
> same
> > point as me, still, all that not getting any sex must have damaged your
> > barin.
>
post modernistic irony
BennyX
"Damo L" <damianjloneragan@@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:8l5a9f$dha$1...@news5.svr.pol.co.uk...
>
> >
> > thank you mr 'I would love to cyber *kiss*' shame you made exactly the
> same
> > point as me, still, all that not getting any sex must have damaged your
> > barin.
>
>
not me sir
Garp
BennyX
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > also you should learn to reply to posts properly
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I know how to respond to posts properly, that post didn't
deserver
> a
> > > > > proper
> > > > > > reply.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > And I like my sig.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > =)
> > > > >
> > > > > shame no one else on the fucking net does, get a clue
> > > >
> > > > Good day to you Benny. Long time no see any posts. How are you
> doing?
> > > > BTW, leave joey alone. Theres a good chap.
> > >
> > > I will do, when he STOPS FILLING NEWSGROUPS WITH PAGE LONG SIGS, dys?
> >
> > So don't read my posts, I only replied to some idiots cross-post. You
> don't
> > want to see my sig, stop looking at my posts. It's called 'common
sense'.
> > Bonehead.
>
> *sigh* it's not seeing your sigs that's the problem 'Bonehead' it's the
> downloading them, perhaps you should go to a usenet site and read about
> nettiquette, as you appear to be anti spam, shame you can't apply that to
> yourself.
Seems you need to learn what spam is, before you go accusing people:
spam (spm)
n.
Unsolicited e-mail, of a commercial nature, sent indiscriminately to
multiple mailing lists, individuals, or newsgroups.
Garp
BennyX
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > "BennyX"
> >
>
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
> > smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > >
> > > "Robert Sked" <Ske...@tesco.net> wrote in message
> > > news:8l51ni$qp4$1...@epos.tesco.net...
> stop
> > > the
> > > > long sigs. Us people with slow connections and tight wads don't want
> to
> > be
> > > > downloading some fucking clowns shit attempt at humour. Spelling,
like
> > we
> > > > give a fuck !
> > > >
> > > > Damn, must get off this soap box.
> > >
> > same
> > > point as me, still, all that not getting any sex must have damaged
your
> > > barin.
> >
>
> post modernistic irony
>
Clever benny knows the new psychology buzz phrase.
Joey Gambino
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
I'm sorry you have a slow connection and ancient computer.
Can you send me the legal documents that state the proper length of a
signature?
If the law is as you claim, then I won't post my signature......to you.
Joey Gambino
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > "BennyX"
> >
>
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
> > smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > >
> > > "Robert Sked" <Ske...@tesco.net> wrote in message
> > > news:8l51ni$qp4$1...@epos.tesco.net...
> stop
> > > the
> > > > long sigs. Us people with slow connections and tight wads don't want
> to
> > be
> > > > downloading some fucking clowns shit attempt at humour. Spelling,
like
> > we
> > > > give a fuck !
> > > >
> > > > Damn, must get off this soap box.
> > >
> > > thank you mr 'I would love to cyber *kiss*' shame you made exactly the
> > same
> > > point as me, still, all that not getting any sex must have damaged
your
> > > barin.
> >
> > Speak for yourself, what's a barin? ;-)
>
> post modernistic irony
Funny, though.
Platinum Dragon
on...some...topic...whatever:
> Clever benny knows the new psychology buzz phrase.
The only buzz phrase you need is "fuck psychology".
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------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------
http://platdragon.cjb.net - my dusty corner of the WWW
katgirl
> > downloading them, perhaps you should go to a usenet site and read about
> > nettiquette, as you appear to be anti spam, shame you can't apply that
to
> > yourself.
>
when
> I do reply, my posts do not go over 1k in size, 2k if there are a bunch of
> other posts in the thread. My sig does not cause a slowdown in bandwidth,
> unless you are running on a modem 14.4k or less. If you are running such
an
> ancient device, than you should either cancel your internet account, or
> realize you need to do a little upgrading so you can efficiently download
my
> 1k posts. Downloading a post that is no more than 2k in size is something
> you will have to deal with on Usenet. I've been posting daily for years
> now, as it is my job, so I know my Netiquette and I know complaining about
a
> plain text signature is just a bull excuse to stop something you don't
like
> because you don't have anything better to do. The size of ones signature
is
> not directly or indirectly attached to the proper definition of Spam by
any
> means.
>
I actually have a modem slower than that does it make me a lesser person, a
poorer one maybe, but the internet is supposed to eliminate such class
boundaries, obviously not.
katgirl
> > > thank you mr 'I would love to cyber *kiss*' shame you made exactly the
> > same
> > > point as me, still, all that not getting any sex must have damaged
your
> > > barin.
> > >
> > mong.
> >
> > Anyway, what happend to the original poster. Probly can't handle a real
> man.
>
> mehh, ok Mr Tesco
stop dissing tesco!!!
BennyX
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > also you should learn to reply to posts properly
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I know how to respond to posts properly, that post didn't
> > > deserver
> > > > a
> > > > > > > > proper
> > > > > > > > > reply.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > And I like my sig.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > =)
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > shame no one else on the fucking net does, get a clue
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Good day to you Benny. Long time no see any posts. How are
you
> > > > doing?
> > > > > > > BTW, leave joey alone. Theres a good chap.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I will do, when he STOPS FILLING NEWSGROUPS WITH PAGE LONG SIGS,
> > dys?
> > > > >
> > > > > So don't read my posts, I only replied to some idiots cross-post.
> You
> > > > don't
> > > > > want to see my sig, stop looking at my posts. It's called 'common
> > > sense'.
> > > > > Bonehead.
> > > >
you
> > very obviously know nothing about nettiquette, as you'd know the correct
> > line length for sigs. If it was 'your job' as you put it, I'd expect you
> to
> > know that, oh well, newbies abound.
>
> I'm sorry you have a slow connection and ancient computer.
>
> Can you send me the legal documents that state the proper length of a
> signature?
>
> If the law is as you claim, then I won't post my signature......to you.
Just as it isn't illegal to send you spam, it's not illegal to have a many
line sig. Do try to keep up
BennyX
>
> BennyX
>
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
> smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:8l5gcb$3h7$1...@neptunium.btinternet.com...
> >
> > > "BennyX"
> > >
> >
>
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
> > > smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > news:8l5363$ra2$1...@uranium.btinternet.com...
> > > >
> > > > "Robert Sked" <Ske...@tesco.net> wrote in message
> > > > news:8l51ni$qp4$1...@epos.tesco.net...
And
> > stop
> > > > the
> > > > > long sigs. Us people with slow connections and tight wads don't
want
> > to
> > > be
> > > > > downloading some fucking clowns shit attempt at humour. Spelling,
> like
> > > we
> > > > > give a fuck !
> > > > >
> > > > > Damn, must get off this soap box.
> > > >
the
> > > same
> > > > point as me, still, all that not getting any sex must have damaged
> your
> > > > barin.
> > >
> >
> > post modernistic irony
> >
>
Clever benny knows the name of an album
BennyX
>
> BennyX
>
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
> smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > also you should learn to reply to posts properly
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I know how to respond to posts properly, that post didn't
> deserver
> > a
> > > > > > proper
> > > > > > > reply.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And I like my sig.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > =)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > shame no one else on the fucking net does, get a clue
> > > > >
> > > > > Good day to you Benny. Long time no see any posts. How are you
> > doing?
> > > > > BTW, leave joey alone. Theres a good chap.
> > > >
> > > > I will do, when he STOPS FILLING NEWSGROUPS WITH PAGE LONG SIGS,
dys?
> > >
> > > So don't read my posts, I only replied to some idiots cross-post. You
> > don't
> > > want to see my sig, stop looking at my posts. It's called 'common
> sense'.
> > > Bonehead.
> >
> > *sigh* it's not seeing your sigs that's the problem 'Bonehead' it's the
> > downloading them, perhaps you should go to a usenet site and read about
> > nettiquette, as you appear to be anti spam, shame you can't apply that
to
> > yourself.
>
>
> spam (spm)
> n.
>
> Unsolicited e-mail, of a commercial nature, sent indiscriminately to
> multiple mailing lists, individuals, or newsgroups.
I know what spam is. I was alluding to his taking of one part of
nettiquette; that 'Unsolicited e-mail, of a commercial nature, sent
indiscriminately to multiple mailing lists, individuals, or newsgroups' is
bad, but ignoring the part about multi line sigs, do keep up 'lover'
Joey Gambino
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
Spam *is* illegal. It wouldn't be in 99% of ISP's TOS's otherwise.
*smooch*
--Joey
Joey Gambino
message news:8l82tl$vpv$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...> news:B4od5.434554$VR.55...@news5.giganews.com...
> > "Robert Sked" <Ske...@tesco.net> wrote in message
> > news:8l51ni$qp4$1...@epos.tesco.net...
> > >
> > >
> >
>
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
> > > smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
stop
> > the
> > > long sigs. Us people with slow connections and tight wads don't want
to
> be
> > > downloading some fucking clowns shit attempt at humour. Spelling, like
> we
> > > give a fuck !
> > >
> > > Damn, must get off this soap box.
> > >
> >
> > I don't remember what the post was about...someone asked for cybersex,
> > someone else agreed, I laughed, and then someone began attacking me
> because
> > of my beautiful 17 line signature. Ahhh...the joys of Usenet.
> >
>
LOL! I didn't even notice it until I read through it all. It took me 1 sec
to DL it. I can deal. Please, keep sending them, I LOVE IT!!!
--Joey
Joey Gambino
message news:8l82ka$vlc$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...> news:Tg3d5.345377$MB.54...@news6.giganews.com...
> > "BennyX"
> >
>
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
> > smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > >
> > > "Joey Gambino" <should_be_MAC_beca...@alt-teens.org>
> wrote
> > > in message news:xV0d5.427969$VR.54...@news5.giganews.com...
> > > > LOL
> > >
> > > also you should learn to reply to posts properly
> >
> > I know how to respond to posts properly, that post didn't deserver a
> proper
> > reply.
> >
> > And I like my sig.
> >
>
> u really think anyone can be bothered to read it?
If nobody did, this thread would have never come up. ;-)
> so, u r anti-spam legislation, but u have a 17 line sig... hmm.....
> yeeeeeees.....
A sig does not indicate spam.....you big buncha weirdos.
--Joey
PencilCase
> "BennyX"
>
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
> smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > also you should learn to reply to posts properly
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I know how to respond to posts properly, that post didn't
> deserver
> > a
> > > > > > proper
> > > > > > > reply.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > And I like my sig.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > shame no one else on the fucking net does, get a clue
> > > > >
> > > > > Good day to you Benny. Long time no see any posts. How are you
> > doing?
> > > > > BTW, leave joey alone. Theres a good chap.
> > > >
> > > > I will do, when he STOPS FILLING NEWSGROUPS WITH PAGE LONG SIGS,
dys?
> > >
> > > So don't read my posts, I only replied to some idiots cross-post. You
> > don't
> > > want to see my sig, stop looking at my posts. It's called 'common
> sense'.
> > > Bonehead.
> >
> > *sigh* it's not seeing your sigs that's the problem 'Bonehead' it's the
> > downloading them, perhaps you should go to a usenet site and read about
> > nettiquette, as you appear to be anti spam, shame you can't apply that
to
> > yourself.
>
when
> I do reply, my posts do not go over 1k in size, 2k if there are a bunch of
> other posts in the thread. My sig does not cause a slowdown in bandwidth,
> unless you are running on a modem 14.4k or less.
or BT..... :-Ş
>If you are running such an
> ancient device
(or BT)
> , than you should either cancel your internet account, or
> realize you need to do a little upgrading so you can efficiently download
my
> 1k posts. Downloading a post that is no more than 2k in size is something
> you will have to deal with on Usenet. I've been posting daily for years
> now, as it is my job, so I know my Netiquette and I know complaining about
a
> plain text signature is just a bull excuse to stop something you don't
like
> because you don't have anything better to do. The size of ones signature
is
> not directly or indirectly attached to the proper definition of Spam by
any
> means.
i'm connected at 12000 atm..... it took me two years to download your sig...
>
> --Joey
>
> (with no sig here, but I doubt anyone will notice the difference in DL
time
> besides BennyX, and he won't notice until he reads this either)
>
>
PencilCase
> "Robert Sked" <Ske...@tesco.net> wrote in message
> news:8l51ni$qp4$1...@epos.tesco.net...
> >
> the
> > long sigs. Us people with slow connections and tight wads don't want to
be
> > downloading some fucking clowns shit attempt at humour. Spelling, like
we
> > give a fuck !
> >
> > Damn, must get off this soap box.
> >
> > Rob
>
> I don't remember what the post was about...someone asked for cybersex,
> someone else agreed, I laughed, and then someone began attacking me
because
> of my beautiful 17 line signature. Ahhh...the joys of Usenet.
>
fine... fuck you then
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
PencilCase
> "BennyX"
>
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
> smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> >
> > "Joey Gambino" <should_be_MAC_beca...@alt-teens.org>
wrote
> > in message news:xV0d5.427969$VR.54...@news5.giganews.com...
> > > LOL
> >
>
> I know how to respond to posts properly, that post didn't deserver a
proper
> reply.
>
> And I like my sig.
>
I don't.... it's smelly....
u really think anyone can be bothered to read it?
so, u r anti-spam legislation, but u have a 17 line sig... hmm.....
yeeeeeees.....
--
BennyX
"Platinum Dragon" <ab...@home.com> wrote in message
news:BgJd5.197806$7o1.4...@news2.rdc1.on.home.com...
> "Garp" <garp_gray...@hotmail.com> pontificated
> on...some...topic...whatever:
>
> > Clever benny knows the new psychology buzz phrase.
>
*sigh* 'geek code'
BennyX
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > also you should learn to reply to posts properly
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > I know how to respond to posts properly, that post
> didn't
> > > > > deserver
> > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > proper
> > > > > > > > > > > reply.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > And I like my sig.
> > > > > > > > > > >
> > Although
> > > > when
> > > > > I do reply, my posts do not go over 1k in size, 2k if there are a
> > bunch
> > > of
> > > > > other posts in the thread. My sig does not cause a slowdown in
> > > bandwidth,
running
> > > such
> > > > an
> > > > > ancient device, than you should either cancel your internet
account,
> > or
> > > > > realize you need to do a little upgrading so you can efficiently
> > > download
> > > > my
> > > > > 1k posts. Downloading a post that is no more than 2k in size is
> > > something
> > > > > you will have to deal with on Usenet. I've been posting daily for
> > years
> > > > > now, as it is my job, so I know my Netiquette and I know
complaining
> > > about
> > > > a
> > > > > plain text signature is just a bull excuse to stop something you
> don't
> > > > like
> > > > > because you don't have anything better to do. The size of ones
> > > signature
> > > > is
> > > > > not directly or indirectly attached to the proper definition of
Spam
> > by
> > > > any
> > > > > means.
> > > >
Also,
> > you
> > > > very obviously know nothing about nettiquette, as you'd know the
> correct
> > > > line length for sigs. If it was 'your job' as you put it, I'd expect
> you
> > > to
> > > > know that, oh well, newbies abound.
> > >
> > > I'm sorry you have a slow connection and ancient computer.
> > >
> > > Can you send me the legal documents that state the proper length of a
> > > signature?
> > >
> > > If the law is as you claim, then I won't post my signature......to
you.
> >
> > Just as it isn't illegal to send you spam, it's not illegal to have a
many
> > line sig. Do try to keep up
>
> Spam *is* illegal. It wouldn't be in 99% of ISP's TOS's otherwise.
>
> *smooch*
ISP's TOS = not law. The clue being that an ISP has to set this, if it was
law, it would be illegal to do this, and you would be taken to court for
doing so, law is something set by the government, so please don't attempt to
argue with me unless you know what you are talking about as I am a teaboy*
at a firm of solicitors
* a lie
BennyX
> > > > > LOL
> > > >
> > > > also you should learn to reply to posts properly
> > >
> > > I know how to respond to posts properly, that post didn't deserver a
> > proper
> > > reply.
> > >
> > > And I like my sig.
> > >
> >
> > u really think anyone can be bothered to read it?
>
>
> > yeeeeeees.....
>
you fail to grasp the basic concept that you shouldn't spam because of
nettiquette and shouldn't have a 17 line sig, ALSO because of nettiquette,
you appear rather stupid because I have had to repeat this many times, are
you retarded? Most likely you are going to mention hitler now, as it's
standard usenet practice to escape loosing an argument.
Garp
BennyX
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > > also you should learn to reply to posts properly
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > I know how to respond to posts properly, that post
> > didn't
> > > > > > deserver
> > > > > > > a
> > > > > > > > > > > proper
> > > > > > > > > > > > reply.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > > > And I like my sig.
> > > > > > > > > > > >
You mis-read the post, what he said wasn't that because ISP's have it on
their TOSs it's illegal, he said that *because* it was illegal it was on the
ISP's TOSs. Check out http://www.cauce.org/newsletter/v4n1.shtml if you
doubt the legality of it. I've lost my favourites so I can't find the one
relating to British law, but what I do remember from it is that it
contravenes the Data Protection Act 1998 for anyone to be selling on
personal details with out the owners permission, i.e. e-mail address. The
spam is also potentially against the Trade Descriptions act, depending on
whether it matches the claims made.
--
Garp
"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then
wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised."
- Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)
http://garp.homepage.com
Garp
BennyX
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
>
> "Garp" <garp_gray...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:964083744.5404.0...@news.demon.co.uk...
> >
> >
>
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
> > smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> >
> > spam (spm)
> > n.
> >
> > Unsolicited e-mail, of a commercial nature, sent indiscriminately to
> > multiple mailing lists, individuals, or newsgroups.
>
> I know what spam is. I was alluding to his taking of one part of
> nettiquette; that 'Unsolicited e-mail, of a commercial nature, sent
> indiscriminately to multiple mailing lists, individuals, or newsgroups' is
> bad, but ignoring the part about multi line sigs, do keep up 'lover'
I kept up perfectly, you accused him of spamming, which he wasn't.
Joey Gambino
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
I said spamming was illegal, not everything in a TOS was law. That
particular part of the TOS *is* law.
Spam = Illegal
Get it?
Still, the size of ones' signature is not spam, nor illegal.
--
**************************************************
Joey "Il Generale" Gambino
Still, your friendly neighborhood lush.
============================================
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ICQ: 48844817-Gambino
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Joey Gambino
news:8l7onc$sb6$1...@uranium.btinternet.com...
>
> I actually have a modem slower than that does it make me a lesser person,
a
> poorer one maybe, but the internet is supposed to eliminate such class
> boundaries, obviously not.
You have a modem slower than a 14.4k? Firstly, I don't believe you.
Secondly, the post wasn't directed at you so what you have is irrelevant.
Thirdly, you weren't the one complaining about my sig, so you shouldn't take
things so personally. Fourthly, don't I know you from somewhere?
This entire thread is irrelevant anyway as you could have a 300 baud modem
and still be able to download and store my posts in under 5 seconds.
If you don't have 5 seconds to spare, Usenet isn't for you.
Joey Gambino
message news:8l82of$vn0$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...> news:Oznd5.434443$VR.55...@news5.giganews.com...
> > "BennyX"
> >
>
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
> > smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > also you should learn to reply to posts properly
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > I know how to respond to posts properly, that post didn't
> > deserver
> > > a
> > > > > > > proper
> > > > > > > > reply.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > And I like my sig.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > =)
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > shame no one else on the fucking net does, get a clue
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Good day to you Benny. Long time no see any posts. How are you
> > > doing?
> > > > > > BTW, leave joey alone. Theres a good chap.
> > > > >
> > > > > I will do, when he STOPS FILLING NEWSGROUPS WITH PAGE LONG SIGS,
> dys?
> > > >
> > > > So don't read my posts, I only replied to some idiots cross-post.
You
> > > don't
> > > > want to see my sig, stop looking at my posts. It's called 'common
> > sense'.
> > > > Bonehead.
> > >
the
> > > downloading them, perhaps you should go to a usenet site and read
about
> > > nettiquette, as you appear to be anti spam, shame you can't apply that
> to
> > > yourself.
> >
> > Then I will not add my signature when replying to your posts. Although
> when
> > I do reply, my posts do not go over 1k in size, 2k if there are a bunch
of
> > other posts in the thread. My sig does not cause a slowdown in
bandwidth,
> > unless you are running on a modem 14.4k or less.
>
>
> >If you are running such an
> > ancient device
>
>
> > , than you should either cancel your internet account, or
> > realize you need to do a little upgrading so you can efficiently
download
> my
> > 1k posts. Downloading a post that is no more than 2k in size is
something
> > you will have to deal with on Usenet. I've been posting daily for years
> > now, as it is my job, so I know my Netiquette and I know complaining
about
> a
> > plain text signature is just a bull excuse to stop something you don't
> like
> > because you don't have anything better to do. The size of ones
signature
> is
> > not directly or indirectly attached to the proper definition of Spam by
> any
> > means.
>
sig...
What is BT?
If it took you two years to download my sig.......I suggest you save up for
a faster modem.
Joey Gambino
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
>
> "Garp" <garp_gray...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:964083744.5404.0...@news.demon.co.uk...
> >
> >
> > spam (spm)
> > n.
> >
> > Unsolicited e-mail, of a commercial nature, sent indiscriminately to
> > multiple mailing lists, individuals, or newsgroups.
>
> I know what spam is. I was alluding to his taking of one part of
> nettiquette; that 'Unsolicited e-mail, of a commercial nature, sent
> indiscriminately to multiple mailing lists, individuals, or newsgroups' is
> bad, but ignoring the part about multi line sigs, do keep up 'lover'
If you know of such a part that complains against multi-line sigs, let me
see it.
Garp
> "PencilCase" <jona...@fishpersonREMOVETHIS.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in
> message news:8l82of$vn0$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
> >
British Telecom. The megalomaniacal monopoly otherwise known as a telephone
company.
Joey Gambino
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > > > > LOL
> > > > >
> > > > > also you should learn to reply to posts properly
> > > >
> > > > I know how to respond to posts properly, that post didn't deserver a
> > > proper
> > > > reply.
> > > >
> > > > And I like my sig.
> > > >
> > >
> > > u really think anyone can be bothered to read it?
> >
> > If nobody did, this thread would have never come up. ;-)
> >
> > > so, u r anti-spam legislation, but u have a 17 line sig... hmm.....
> > > yeeeeeees.....
> >
> > A sig does not indicate spam.....you big buncha weirdos.
>
> you fail to grasp the basic concept that you shouldn't spam because of
> nettiquette and shouldn't have a 17 line sig, ALSO because of nettiquette,
> you appear rather stupid because I have had to repeat this many times, are
> you retarded? Most likely you are going to mention hitler now, as it's
> standard usenet practice to escape loosing an argument.
Nah, Hitler was an asshole, I'm not retarded, and you can't spell the word
'losing'.
Do you find that everything in life is nice? Does everyone practice proper
etiquette wherever they go? I was unfortunate in being in one of the
newsgroups on the receiving end of an idiot newbie. As were you. In each
newsgroup everyone does things differently. In alt.teens, my .sig doesn't
bother anyone, and if it does, they don't say so. I seriously doubt anyone
cares. In closing......
.....live and let live, y'know?
--Joey
Garp
BennyX
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
news:8l8gui$23p$1...@neptunium.btinternet.com...
>
> "Joey Gambino" <webm...@alt-teens.org> wrote in message
> news:7bNd5.440898$VR.55...@news5.giganews.com...
> > > > > > LOL
> > > > >
> > > > > also you should learn to reply to posts properly
> > > >
> > > > I know how to respond to posts properly, that post didn't deserver a
> > > proper
> > > > reply.
> > > >
> > > > And I like my sig.
> > > >
> > >
> > > I don't.... it's smelly....
> > > u really think anyone can be bothered to read it?
> >
> > If nobody did, this thread would have never come up. ;-)
> >
> > > so, u r anti-spam legislation, but u have a 17 line sig... hmm.....
> > > yeeeeeees.....
> >
> > A sig does not indicate spam.....you big buncha weirdos.
>
> you fail to grasp the basic concept that you shouldn't spam because of
> nettiquette and shouldn't have a 17 line sig, ALSO because of nettiquette,
> you appear rather stupid because I have had to repeat this many times, are
> you retarded? Most likely you are going to mention hitler now, as it's
> standard usenet practice to escape loosing an argument.
Losing? He isn't losing, you're losing because you claim he is spamming, and
then when it's been proved he isn't spamming, you then backtrack as though
that wasn't what you said..... besides your the one that's brought Hitler
into the conversation. Following your logic that means that you are the one
that is losing. Do you see?
Garp, he's still as shit as ever, more so in fact as he appears to have a newsgroup full of shit cronies who know jack shit, but make a loud noise telling me this shit, *sigh* SHIT NEWBIES FUCK OFF AND DIE STRAIGHT FROM THE TOP OF MY DOME AS I ROCK ROCK
<SNIP>
> > > >
> > > > Just as it isn't illegal to send you spam, it's not illegal to have
a
> > many
> > > > line sig. Do try to keep up
> > >
> > > Spam *is* illegal. It wouldn't be in 99% of ISP's TOS's otherwise.
> > >
> > > *smooch*
> >
> > ISP's TOS = not law. The clue being that an ISP has to set this, if it
was
> > law, it would be illegal to do this, and you would be taken to court for
> > doing so, law is something set by the government, so please don't
attempt
> to
> > argue with me unless you know what you are talking about as I am a
teaboy*
> > at a firm of solicitors
>
> their TOSs it's illegal, he said that *because* it was illegal it was on
the
> ISP's TOSs. Check out http://www.cauce.org/newsletter/v4n1.shtml if you
> doubt the legality of it. I've lost my favourites so I can't find the one
> relating to British law, but what I do remember from it is that it
> contravenes the Data Protection Act 1998 for anyone to be selling on
> personal details with out the owners permission, i.e. e-mail address. The
> spam is also potentially against the Trade Descriptions act, depending on
> whether it matches the claims made.
No, I didn't say that or think that, GARP LESSON ONE TO AVOID BEING A SHIT
NEWBIE READ THE POSTS! Ok, now that's out of the way, maybe you'll stop
being so shit. Selling on personal details without the personal details is
illegal, IN THIS COUNTRY. Not in others. Also, SPAM as a definition contains
no mention of sold on details, so you are wrong there old bean, Secondly,
SPAM defined contains no mention of whether the goods are relavant to what
is offered, so no illegality there, sorry old chap, you appear to have been
shown to be wrong on 2 counts, ah, it's just like the old days, Garp's
still's shit, except this time he's got aparently a newsgroup of shit people
to back up his shitness *SIGH*
I CUSS YOU IF YOU INTEND TO ARGUE AT LEAST HAVE A FACKING CLUE FOR FUCKS
SAKE!
Garp, he's still as shit as ever, more so in fact as he appears to have a newsgroup full of shit cronies who know jack shit, but make a loud noise telling me this shit, *sigh* SHIT NEWBIES FUCK OFF AND DIE STRAIGHT FROM THE TOP OF MY DOME AS I ROCK ROCK
> > > > > > > > > > also you should learn to reply to posts properly
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > I know how to respond to posts properly, that post didn't
> > > deserver
> > > > a
> > > > > > > > proper
> > > > > > > > > reply.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > And I like my sig.
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > shame no one else on the fucking net does, get a clue
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Good day to you Benny. Long time no see any posts. How are
you
> > > > doing?
> > > > > > > BTW, leave joey alone. Theres a good chap.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I will do, when he STOPS FILLING NEWSGROUPS WITH PAGE LONG SIGS,
> > dys?
> > > > >
> > > > > So don't read my posts, I only replied to some idiots cross-post.
> You
> > > > don't
> > > > > want to see my sig, stop looking at my posts. It's called 'common
> > > sense'.
> > > > > Bonehead.
> > > >
> > > > *sigh* it's not seeing your sigs that's the problem 'Bonehead' it's
> the
> > > > downloading them, perhaps you should go to a usenet site and read
> about
> > > > nettiquette, as you appear to be anti spam, shame you can't apply
that
> > to
> > > > yourself.
> > >
> > >
> > > spam (spm)
> > > n.
> > >
> > > Unsolicited e-mail, of a commercial nature, sent indiscriminately to
> > > multiple mailing lists, individuals, or newsgroups.
> >
> > I know what spam is. I was alluding to his taking of one part of
> > nettiquette; that 'Unsolicited e-mail, of a commercial nature, sent
> > indiscriminately to multiple mailing lists, individuals, or newsgroups'
is
> > bad, but ignoring the part about multi line sigs, do keep up 'lover'
>
I didn't learn to read you dope, *sigh* now I remember why everyone hated
you in u.p.t
katgirl
>My sig does not cause a slowdown in
> bandwidth,
> such
> > an
> > > ancient device, than you should either cancel your internet account,
or
> > > realize you need to do a little upgrading so you can efficiently
> download
> > my
> > > 1k posts. Downloading a post that is no more than 2k in size is
> something
> > > you will have to deal with on Usenet. I've been posting daily for
years
> > > now, as it is my job, so I know my Netiquette and I know complaining
> about
> > a
> > > plain text signature is just a bull excuse to stop something you don't
> > like
> > > because you don't have anything better to do. The size of ones
> signature
> > is
> > > not directly or indirectly attached to the proper definition of Spam
by
> > any
> > > means.
> > >
> >
> > I actually have a modem slower than that does it make me a lesser
person,
> a
> > poorer one maybe, but the internet is supposed to eliminate such class
> > boundaries, obviously not.
>
> You have a modem slower than a 14.4k? Firstly, I don't believe you.
> Secondly, the post wasn't directed at you so what you have is irrelevant.
> Thirdly, you weren't the one complaining about my sig, so you shouldn't
take
> things so personally. Fourthly, don't I know you from somewhere?
>
> This entire thread is irrelevant anyway as you could have a 300 baud modem
> and still be able to download and store my posts in under 5 seconds.
>
> If you don't have 5 seconds to spare, Usenet isn't for you.
Firstly, well I do, Secondly, I downloaded the posts, I read the post, but I
cannot reply?, if you do not want other people to offer their opinions and
reactions to what you say then why dont you take it to e-mail, and if you
dont want other people to speak, then usenet isn't for you. thirdly.
Thirdly, I actually do notice the download time of your sigs, and dont say I
dont because I do, you were indirectly telling me that I shouldn't be on the
internet so it was kind of personal. Fourthly, I dunno, what newsgroups you
on?
Simon Jaffery
came from and leave us alone??
(although it can be quite funny watching u argue over a petty, ok a big sig)
Joey Gambino
How fast/slow, if you don't mind me asking?
> Secondly, I downloaded the posts, I read the post, but I
> cannot reply?
Of course you can, I didn't say you couldn't, I just stated that your modem
speed, not your post, was irrelevant.
> if you do not want other people to offer their opinions and
> reactions to what you say then why dont you take it to e-mail, and if you
> dont want other people to speak, then usenet isn't for you.
I didn't say you couldn't reply and state your opinion, I just said you
weren't the one complaining, so it was directed towards you, so you
shouldn't take it personal.
I didn't say you were slow, I said your modem was. I'm sure I didn't hurt
its feelings.
> thirdly.
> Thirdly, I actually do notice the download time of your sigs, and dont say
I
> dont because I do, you were indirectly telling me that I shouldn't be on
the
> internet so it was kind of personal.
No, I was directly telling him he should do some upgrading, I'm keeping up
with technology so I can handle everything out there. If someone else
isn't, it's not my fault, I'm still going to take advantage of the
technology I spent a lot of money on whether people like it or not. I could
understand if I had used HTML or pictures or Java or whatever, but in my
opinion if you're going to be in Usenet in this day and age you should have
the capability and the patience to download someone's plain text .sig.
> Fourthly, I dunno, what newsgroups you
> on?
You *might* be a different katgirl. I am a reg in alt.teens, and I used to
be a reg in alt.teens.16-18 ages ago.
Joey Gambino
news:B59E46D0.4356%sim...@mac.com...
I didn't start the thread, I simply replied to it like everyone else, I am
in alt.teens. As far as I can see, you are here, I am not there. When you
reply you can easily remove your group from the list being posted to. Not
my job. So you fuck off, and it'll work out just fine.
I didn't start the argument either, I am just defending. It was one of your
little friends, or someone in another NG in the list.
Simon Jaffery
>> easy way to sort this....joey...fuck off back to a.teens or wherever you
>> came from and leave us alone??
>>
>> (although it can be quite funny watching u argue over a petty, ok a big
> sig)
>
> I didn't start the thread, I simply replied to it like everyone else, I am
> in alt.teens. As far as I can see, you are here, I am not there. When you
> reply you can easily remove your group from the list being posted to. Not
> my job. So you fuck off, and it'll work out just fine.
>
> I didn't start the argument either, I am just defending. It was one of your
> little friends, or someone in another NG in the list.
ok *fuck off* was a little harsh...but u dont need to keep replyng to
these..so just call it a day..end of thread
Bonobo
> 'losing'.
OH SHIT!!! Benny held his finger down for a nanosecond too long and caused
his computer to show two O's, fucking hell, someone should teach him a
lesson!
> Do you find that everything in life is nice? Does everyone practice
proper
> etiquette wherever they go?
No, they don't, but if they don't they get bollocked, that's what's
happening to you.
> In alt.teens, my .sig doesn't bother anyone, and if it does, they don't
say so.
You should have taken 'alt.uk.teens.london' out of your "Newsgroups:" line
if you didn't now how we function, you inconsiderare hypocritical buttmunch.
> .....live and let live, y'know?
... kill stupid fuckers, y'know?
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:o)
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and
> then when it's been proved he isn't spamming, you then backtrack as though
> that wasn't what you said..... besides your the one that's brought Hitler
> into the conversation. Following your logic that means that you are the
one
> that is losing. Do you see?
Shut it Garp. You are shit.
You don't understand much you anal-owl.
Bonobo
:o)
Bonobo
Bum-Tastic
> If it took you two years to download my sig.......I suggest you save up
for
> a faster modem.
You really are the funny one, aren't you?
Bonobo
:o)
Joey Gambino
news:ys1e5.66$b9.1...@nnrp4.clara.net...
> > Nah, Hitler was an asshole, I'm not retarded, and you can't spell the
word
> > 'losing'.
>
> OH SHIT!!! Benny held his finger down for a nanosecond too long and caused
> his computer to show two O's, fucking hell, someone should teach him a
> lesson!
Doubt it, that's a common mistake. He more than likely spelled it wrong,
and *thought* that's how it was spelled. He brought up Hitler for whatever
reason, I said he spelled a word incorrectly. I'd rather be corrected than
begin a conversation about a dictator nobody likes.
> > Do you find that everything in life is nice? Does everyone practice
> proper
> > etiquette wherever they go?
>
> No, they don't, but if they don't they get bollocked, that's what's
> happening to you.
How so?
> > In alt.teens, my .sig doesn't bother anyone, and if it does, they don't
> say so.
>
> You should have taken 'alt.uk.teens.london' out of your "Newsgroups:" line
> if you didn't now how we function, you inconsiderare hypocritical
buttmunch.
As I've stated many times, I didn't begin the thread, nor did I add the
newsgroups in the list. Why is it my responsibility to remove your
newsgroup? Are you helpless? If you want your newsgroup out, take it out
yourself. I couldn't care less, now anyway.
> > .....live and let live, y'know?
> ... kill stupid fuckers, y'know?
*kills you*
Nice sig BTW, entertaining if anything, somewhat dry though. Took me a
nanosecond to download. How long did it take you to so masterfully create?
Joey Gambino
> > What is BT?
>
> Bum-Tastic
To each his own, I say.
> > If it took you two years to download my sig.......I suggest you save up
> for
> > a faster modem.
>
> You really are the funny one, aren't you?
Thanks.
Joey Gambino
It's entertaining when I'm bored at work. I know I don't need to keep
replying, but neither do you, or Benny, or BoBo. But, since you seem to
have a little more sense than your peers in this issue, I'm removing
alt.teens from the list of cross-posted groups. You other groups can handle
removing your own yourselves as I cannot tell who is posting from where.
Have a day people, good arguing to you.
--Joey ;-)
Bonobo
line
> > if you didn't now how we function, you inconsiderare hypocritical
> buttmunch.
>
> As I've stated many times, I didn't begin the thread, nor did I add the
> newsgroups in the list. Why is it my responsibility to remove your
> newsgroup?
YES! You made the fucking post, it's your responsibility who you send it
to.
> Are you helpless? If you want your newsgroup out, take it out
> yourself.
I AM helpless in that instance. I CAN'T change the newsgroups you send it
to. If i had removed yours from MY post then you wouldn't be able to read
it... defeating the point of my post.
Bonobo
:o)
Simon Jaffery
>
> It's entertaining when I'm bored at work. I know I don't need to keep
> replying, but neither do you, or Benny, or BoBo. But, since you seem to
> have a little more sense than your peers in this issue, I'm removing
> alt.teens from the list of cross-posted groups. You other groups can handle
> removing your own yourselves as I cannot tell who is posting from where.
>
> Have a day people, good arguing to you.
will do - very amusing all the same
Joey Gambino
> > > You should have taken 'alt.uk.teens.london' out of your "Newsgroups:"
> line
> > > if you didn't now how we function, you inconsiderare hypocritical
> > buttmunch.
> >
> > As I've stated many times, I didn't begin the thread, nor did I add the
> > newsgroups in the list. Why is it my responsibility to remove your
> > newsgroup?
>
> YES! You made the fucking post, it's your responsibility who you send it
> to.
No bonehead. I am simply hitting the 'reply' button. I did not create the
original post that began the thread, therefore it is not my responsibility.
> > Are you helpless? If you want your newsgroup out, take it out
> > yourself.
>
> I AM helpless in that instance. I CAN'T change the newsgroups you send it
> to. If i had removed yours from MY post then you wouldn't be able to read
> it... defeating the point of my post.
You should learn to read. Let me say it again:
*If you want your newsgroup out, take it out yourself.*
Following that closely, you'll notice I said nothing about removing my
newsgroup, only yours. This, in turn, causing me to be able to read your
post, and your newsgroup no longer receiving the replies.
--Joey
katgirl
> >> easy way to sort this....joey...fuck off back to a.teens or wherever
you
> >> came from and leave us alone??
> >>
> >> (although it can be quite funny watching u argue over a petty, ok a big
> > sig)
> >
> > I didn't start the thread, I simply replied to it like everyone else, I
am
> > in alt.teens. As far as I can see, you are here, I am not there. When
you
> > reply you can easily remove your group from the list being posted to.
Not
> > my job. So you fuck off, and it'll work out just fine.
> >
> > I didn't start the argument either, I am just defending. It was one of
your
> > little friends, or someone in another NG in the list.
> alright fair enuff
> ok *fuck off* was a little harsh...but u dont need to keep replyng to
> these..so just call it a day..end of thread
katgirl
> > Secondly, I downloaded the posts, I read the post, but I
> > cannot reply?
>
> Of course you can, I didn't say you couldn't, I just stated that your
modem
> speed, not your post, was irrelevant.
>
You started talking about modem speeds not me!! I was just saying that just
becasue I have a slow modem I dont have less rights than you.
> > if you do not want other people to offer their opinions and
> > reactions to what you say then why dont you take it to e-mail, and if
you
> > dont want other people to speak, then usenet isn't for you.
>
> I didn't say you couldn't reply and state your opinion, I just said you
> weren't the one complaining, so it was directed towards you, so you
> shouldn't take it personal.
>
You said
"Secondly, the post wasn't directed at you so what you have is
irrelevant."
well not really, because whether I was arguing about it or not, I still have
to download your sig, so it is not irrelevant
> I didn't say you were slow, I said your modem was. I'm sure I didn't hurt
> its feelings.
>
My modem is *incredibly* sensitive , I'll have you know,
> > thirdly.
> > Thirdly, I actually do notice the download time of your sigs, and dont
say
> I
> > dont because I do, you were indirectly telling me that I shouldn't be on
> the
> > internet so it was kind of personal.
>
> No, I was directly telling him he should do some upgrading, I'm keeping up
> with technology so I can handle everything out there. If someone else
> isn't, it's not my fault, I'm still going to take advantage of the
> technology I spent a lot of money on whether people like it or not. I
could
> understand if I had used HTML or pictures or Java or whatever, but in my
> opinion if you're going to be in Usenet in this day and age you should
have
> the capability and the patience to download someone's plain text .sig.
By talking to one person with a slow modem are you not talking to us all,
and you said that i should buy a new modem or "cancel your internet account"
as I have better things to spend my money on, (well ok they are better to
me, like the new coldplay album which is actually quite samey which is
annoying, but it's still pretty good) then you said I shouldn't be on the
internet, all because I have a slow modem, no offence but you sound kind of
stuck up
katgirl
> > > What is BT?
> >
> > Bum-Tastic
>
> To each his own, I say.
I thought it was each to his own
katgirl
I love bonobo
PencilCase
> LOL! I didn't even notice it until I read through it all. It took me 1
sec
> to DL it. I can deal. Please, keep sending them, I LOVE IT!!!
>
> --Joey
if you insist
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http://www.pencilcase.org
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http://www.17linesignature.com
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http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
--
I am the Pencil Case
"Pencil wasn't the first word I thought of...." - some smartass in Croydon
NG
this is my ridiculously long
*******************************
signature just to piss off
----------------
some bloke
----------------
*******************************
ohwell.... I am the pencil case
http://www.pencilcase.org
http://www.pencilcase.co.uk
http://www.17linesignature.com
*******************************
http://www.freehornyderekfromprison.com
*******************************
BASKET
(sorry guys... had to be done.....)
BennyX
> "BennyX"
>
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
> smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > > Although
> > > > > > when
> > > > > > > I do reply, my posts do not go over 1k in size, 2k if there
are
> a
> > > > bunch
> > > > > of
> > Also,
> > > > you
> > > > > > very obviously know nothing about nettiquette, as you'd know the
> > > correct
> > > > > > line length for sigs. If it was 'your job' as you put it, I'd
> expect
> > > you
> > > > > to
> > > > > > know that, oh well, newbies abound.
> > > > >
> > > > > I'm sorry you have a slow connection and ancient computer.
> > > > >
> > > > > Can you send me the legal documents that state the proper length
of
> a
> > > > > signature?
> > > > >
> > > > > If the law is as you claim, then I won't post my signature......to
> > you.
> > > >
> > > > Just as it isn't illegal to send you spam, it's not illegal to have
a
> > many
> > > > line sig. Do try to keep up
> > >
> > > Spam *is* illegal. It wouldn't be in 99% of ISP's TOS's otherwise.
> > >
> > > *smooch*
> >
> > ISP's TOS = not law. The clue being that an ISP has to set this, if it
was
> > law, it would be illegal to do this, and you would be taken to court for
> > doing so, law is something set by the government, so please don't
attempt
> to
> > argue with me unless you know what you are talking about as I am a
teaboy*
> > at a firm of solicitors
> >
>
> I said spamming was illegal, not everything in a TOS was law. That
> particular part of the TOS *is* law.
>
> Spam = Illegal
>
> Get it?
>
> Still, the size of ones' signature is not spam, nor illegal.
*sigh*, you fucking muppet, SPAM is not illegal
BennyX
> > > Nah, Hitler was an asshole, I'm not retarded, and you can't spell the
> word
> > > 'losing'.
> >
> > OH SHIT!!! Benny held his finger down for a nanosecond too long and
caused
> > his computer to show two O's, fucking hell, someone should teach him a
> > lesson!
>
> Doubt it, that's a common mistake. He more than likely spelled it wrong,
> and *thought* that's how it was spelled. He brought up Hitler for
whatever
> reason, I said he spelled a word incorrectly. I'd rather be corrected
than
> begin a conversation about a dictator nobody likes.
*sigh* muppet, once again, learn no read
> > > Do you find that everything in life is nice? Does everyone practice
> > proper
> > > etiquette wherever they go?
> >
> > No, they don't, but if they don't they get bollocked, that's what's
> > happening to you.
>
> How so?
HAVE YOU NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION?
> > > In alt.teens, my .sig doesn't bother anyone, and if it does, they
don't
> > say so.
> >
> > You should have taken 'alt.uk.teens.london' out of your "Newsgroups:"
line
> > if you didn't now how we function, you inconsiderare hypocritical
> buttmunch.
>
> As I've stated many times, I didn't begin the thread, nor did I add the
> newsgroups in the list. Why is it my responsibility to remove your
> newsgroup? Are you helpless? If you want your newsgroup out, take it out
> yourself. I couldn't care less, now anyway.
>
> > > .....live and let live, y'know?
> > ... kill stupid fuckers, y'know?
>
> *kills you*
>
> Nice sig BTW, entertaining if anything, somewhat dry though. Took me a
> nanosecond to download. How long did it take you to so masterfully
create?
the point is not the time it takes to download, the point is nettiquette,
something you have told me you 'know' about, yet continue to show ignorance
of.
BennyX
>
> BennyX
>
<benSPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMisBADDDDDDDD@spamnospambadspam
> smith126.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > > > > > > LOL
> > > > > >
> > > > > > also you should learn to reply to posts properly
> > > > >
> > > > > I know how to respond to posts properly, that post didn't deserver
a
> > > > proper
> > > > > reply.
> > > > >
> > > > > And I like my sig.
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > u really think anyone can be bothered to read it?
> > >
> > > If nobody did, this thread would have never come up. ;-)
> > >
> > > > so, u r anti-spam legislation, but u have a 17 line sig... hmm.....
> > > > yeeeeeees.....
> > >
> > > A sig does not indicate spam.....you big buncha weirdos.
> >
> > you fail to grasp the basic concept that you shouldn't spam because of
> > nettiquette and shouldn't have a 17 line sig, ALSO because of
nettiquette,
> > you appear rather stupid because I have had to repeat this many times,
are
> > you retarded? Most likely you are going to mention hitler now, as it's
> > standard usenet practice to escape loosing an argument.
>
and
> then when it's been proved he isn't spamming, you then backtrack as though
> that wasn't what you said..... besides your the one that's brought Hitler
> into the conversation. Following your logic that means that you are the
one
> that is losing. Do you see?
*sigh* Still as fucking shit as ever huh Garp?
I didn't claim he was spamming, never did so, you are holding onto this in
the desperate hope that you will appear NOT SHIT, sadly you have failed, I
have said FUCKING REPEATEDLY sigs longer than 6 lines are bad nettiquette,
NOT SPAM, which part of this is your brain having difficulty getting hold
of? I have not backtracked, I've never fucking said it, you have made up an
entire argument in your head and tried to win it, WAKE UP YOU BLOODY SHIT
HAWK.
BennyX
<SNIP>
> >
> > I know what spam is. I was alluding to his taking of one part of
> > nettiquette; that 'Unsolicited e-mail, of a commercial nature, sent
> > indiscriminately to multiple mailing lists, individuals, or newsgroups'
is
> > bad, but ignoring the part about multi line sigs, do keep up 'lover'
>
> see it.
ok, references;
"When you see the range of .sig's on the Internet you will be surprised at
the ingenuity of some, and exasperated at the length of others (violating
the nettiquette four line maximum ). "
Taken from the BAA Computing section guide to it
http://www.ast.cam.ac.uk/~baa/baac05.html
"Please keep your signatures concise, as people do not appreciate seeing
lengthy
signatures, nor paying the phone bills to repeatedly transmit them. 2
or 3 lines are usually plenty. Sometimes it is also appropriate to
add another line or two for addresses on other major networks where
you can be reached (e.g., CompuServ, Bitnet). Long signatures are
definitely frowned upon"
Taken from a guide for posting to usenet
http://www.faqs.org/faqs/usenet/posting-rules/part1/
"If you include a signature keep it short. Rule of thumb is no longer than
4 lines. Remember that many people pay for connectivity by the minute, and
the longer your message is, the more they pay."
Taken from the Network working group guide to nettiquette
http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc1855.txt
do you want me to post more?
CalPup
Shut it Garp. You are shit.
> You don't understand much you anal-owl.
> Bonobo
> :o)
Ah... still winning friends and influencing people through cross posting, I see.
You really haven't a clue, do you?
Just an opinion,
© Cal CheckMate Pup ®
_AltTeener Emeritus________________
http://www.geocities.com/calpup_2000
Bonobo
>
> *If you want your newsgroup out, take it out yourself.*
>
> Following that closely, you'll notice I said nothing about removing my
> newsgroup, only yours. This, in turn, causing me to be able to read your
> post, and your newsgroup no longer receiving the replies.
But then i wouldn't be able to fucking read your fucking posts because i'm
fucking not fucking subscribed to your fucking newsgroup and have no fucking
interest in doing so for fuck's sake!
Bonobo
:o)