Top 10 lines you will never hear

[Barry Redinger]

TOP 10 LINES YOU WILL NEVER HEAR ON X:WP

10. APHRODITE: Shhhh! OK, whatever, if I have to use the word, I'm
talking about S-E-X.

9. BLACK WOLF: Freedom schmeedom.

8. VELASCA: Gabrielle is the One True Amazon Queen, and Xena is her
Consort.

7. ARES: Can't everyone just get along?

6. RCXENITE: There is a number six.

5. CALLISTO: Xena! I missed you! Have you ever considered receiving
Zeus as your personal Lord and Savior?

4. SALMONEUS: If you can't count your money then you have enough.

3. JOXER: Alright girls, if that's the way you want it, you won't have
Joxer to kick around anymore.

2. GABRIELLE: Holy (fill in the blank), Xena!

1. XENA: Don't fight over me boys, there's plenty to go around.

RCXenite