Gabby MUST be destroyed!
Jerry Dallal
Who
keeps talking and can never shut up?
insists on telling stories whether or not any one wants
to listen?
has a face with a sickenly sweet smile plastered all
over it, whether it's appropriate for the occasion or not?
has no life except to meddle in others'?
does not handle criticism well?
dances poorly?
can't sing, either?
claims to love and only wants to be loved in return?
wears a purple and green costume?
has a human skeleton, according to x-rays?
has fawning fans who long for intimacy with the object
of their desire and have all the signs of brainwashing?
refuses to go away?
Is it "The Prince of Pestilence", "The Purple Pile of
Puke", "He Who Dances Poorly", the corruptor of children's
minds, that purple dinosaur, B*rney?
Or might it be "She-Who-Fights-Well-Only-When-the-Writers-
Can-Come-Up-With-No-Other-Way-of-Saving-the-Script", "That
Annoying Blonde(tm)", Xena's sidekick (and you can guess what
side of Xena she kicks from where everyone else feels their
pain when she's around), Gabby?
The answer is BOTH, and the reason is clear! The Purple
Sleezebag had to come from somewhere. PBS would have us
believe that he was a rare mutation that sprang from the loins
of Texas. But it is obvious that B*rney is the offspring of
an immoral union between Gabby and the spawn of hell, dictated
by the gods as punishment to a human race who would tolerate a
Gabby rather than put her to the stake!
The implications are clear . . .
In order to save the present, we must go back in time and
alter the course of history so that humanity can be saved.
"Gabby must be destroyed! All else, except for the
destruction of her mutant offspring B*rney is irrelevant!"
Lethosos
Jerry Dallal wrote:
>
> "Gabby must be destroyed! All else, except for the
> destruction of her mutant offspring B*rney is irrelevant!"
<spews Mt. Dew all over the vid-com screen>
Gaah!?! Gabby? Geez, you must be kidding. Besides, if Gabby was allowed
to hang around with Xena, then she's not that bad, right? (Yeesh,
where's a valid point when you need one?) Besides, the green and purple
she wears isn't offensive to the eye. Right, folks?
--
Scott "Lethosos" Pyros, Captain of the P.F.S.S. RYU-OH II
Psionic Mutant Half-Dragon
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gda...@world.std.com (Jerry Dallal) wrote:
>"That Annoying Blonde(tm)"
Ok, well...all I have to say is.... she's an *irritating* blonde....
::slinking back to my corner and slapping my hands for replying::
-Miss
Michael Martinez
On 2/1/97 5:31PM, in message <19970202003...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
Misschf 2 <miss...@aol.com> wrote:
> gda...@world.std.com (Jerry Dallal) wrote:
>
> >"That Annoying Blonde(tm)"
>
> Ok, well...all I have to say is.... she's an *irritating* blonde....
Ah, Jerry Dallal has come back to the group.
They ALL come back eventually....hehehehe.
Gabby's STILL a babe.
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In article E4xqo...@world.std.com,
gda...@world.std.com (Jerry Dallal) said:
<snipped>
I'm not sure if you were trying to be amusing or if you have a real problem with Gabrielle. If it was the former, you missed the mark. If it is the latter, I may have agreed with you once upon a time, but the character has grown and the show wouldn't be as good without her.
Lisa or Jeff
You can't destroy the goddess of love, peace, and everything beautiful
in the world.
Bryan P Chu
Lethosos (leth...@hotmail.com) wrote:
:
: Gaah!?! Gabby? Geez, you must be kidding. Besides, if Gabby was allowed
: where's a valid point when you need one?) Besides, the green and purple
: she wears isn't offensive to the eye. Right, folks?
Ooook, Gaby friend.
Me like Gaby, she goood.
She no offen..ofe.. baaaad.
:)
Bryan Chu
Reverting back to Uhg the Terrible temperarily
:
: --
Ron Murillo
Jerry Dallal wrote:
>
> Who
>
> keeps talking and can never shut up?"
JOXER! It's Joxer! Why do you want to destroy Gabrielle, who has grown
as a person over the course of the show, when that idiot Joxer is
running around?
Jerry Dallal
Ron Murillo (te...@uclink4.berkeley.edu) wrote:
Joxer is a nothing, a commedic distration of no import, to divert
you from the true horror in our midst.
C'mon, "Gabby", purple-and-green, stupid smile, irritating, never
shuts up, can't dance. The only ones who wouldn't be able to figure
it our are the spongies. 'Nuff said!
Jerry Dallal
Lisa or Jeff (hanc...@bbs.cpcn.com) wrote:
: You can't destroy the goddess of love, peace, and everything beautiful
: in the world.
Written like a true member of the sponge minions!
--------------
"Gabby must be destroyed! All else, except for the
destruction of her mutant offspring B*rney, is irrelevant!"
Scott "Lethosos" Pyros
Bryan P Chu wrote:
>
> Ooook, Gaby friend.
> Me like Gaby, she goood.
> She no offen..ofe.. baaaad.
> :)
<grins>
That's right, Uhg. She not bad. She good. She happy. She friend...
> Bryan Chu
> Reverting back to Uhg the Terrible temperarily
And I'm reverting back to the ol'RYU-OH II for a Mt. Dew. Care to join
me?
--
Scott "Lethosos" Pyros, Captain of the PFSS RYU-OH II
Bryan P Chu
Jerry Dallal (gda...@world.std.com) wrote:
:
: has fawning fans who long for intimacy with the object
: of their desire and have all the signs of brainwashing?
Gabriel is good
Gabriel is all
Gabriel is my friend
All that I can wish for Gabriel is(and a spell checker)
All that I can wish to be Gabriel is
All that I can desire Gabriel has
I will dedicate myself to her cause
Her will is my will
Those who oppose her glory will be crushed to powder beneath our boots
:)
Uhg the Terrible
aka. Bryan Chu
:
: "Gabby must be destroyed! All else, except for the
: destruction of her mutant offspring B*rney is irrelevant!"
:
Patrick D. Rockwell
Hey, I think that both Joxer and Gabriel are COOL! Gabby is the perfect
sidekick for Xena, and Joxer is the perfect comic relief for them both.
-Patrick-
Glaurung
In article <E4xqo...@world.std.com>,
gda...@world.std.com (Jerry Dallal) wrote:
<SNIP an anti-gabrielle rant>
Don't get on Gabrielle for her clothes: it's obvious her costume
designer this season has lost her/his mind.
:"That Annoying Blonde(tm)", Xena's sidekick (and you can guess what
:side of Xena she kicks from where everyone else feels their
:pain when she's around), Gabby?
So you don't like her, fine. (Why is beyond my comprehension, but
never mind)
However, get it right please: she's a (pale) redhead.
-- Glaurung (Academic Dragon) -- bb0...@binghamton.edu --
finger: use bb0...@bingsuns.cc.binghamton.edu to see RW address
============================================================
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Moon...@bellsouth.net
Jerry Dallal wrote:
>
> Joxer is a nothing, a commedic distration of no import, to divert
> you from the true horror in our midst.
>
> C'mon, "Gabby", purple-and-green, stupid smile, irritating, never
> shuts up, can't dance. The only ones who wouldn't be able to figure
> it our are the spongies. 'Nuff said!
Is this guy another one of *those* like CB that we all love to hate?
Oh BTW, I happen to enjoy Gabriel's place in the show!
MoonStar
CANTOSIA
On Sat, 1 Feb 1997, Jerry Dallal wrote:
> Who
>
> keeps talking and can never shut up?
>
WEll, if Gabby doesn't talk much, what's there to make of Xena?
Tiger
> In order to save the present, we must go back in time and
> alter the course of history so that humanity can be saved.
>
> destruction of her mutant offspring B*rney is irrelevant!"
>
Rodney King, peacemaker & bad driver. Could have been
PBS fan ??????
Bruce Scott TOK
All Right Jerry!
[long list of MAXIMUM SACRELIGE snipped]
You have slighted the Goddess who would command Titans! The coolest,
quirkiest bullshit artist on the whole tube! I believe it will be
pistols at dawn, yung-un. :-)
--
Mach's gut!
Bruce The deadliest bullshit is
odorless and transparent
b...@ipp-garching.mpg.de -- W Gibson
Bryan P Chu
Scott \"Lethosos\" Pyros (leth...@hotmail.com) wrote:
: Bryan P Chu wrote:
: >
: > Ooook, Gaby friend.
: > Me like Gaby, she goood.
: > She no offen..ofe.. baaaad.
: > :)
:
: <grins>
:
: That's right, Uhg. She not bad. She good. She happy. She friend...
: And I'm reverting back to the ol'RYU-OH II for a Mt. Dew. Care to join
: me?
Mmmmmmmm.... Mt. Deeeeeeewwwwwwww.
Ahrungh? What RYU-OH II?
Uhg the Terrible
:
: --
Jerry Dallal
Bruce Scott TOK (b...@ipp-garching.mpg.de) wrote:
: You have slighted the Goddess who would command Titans! The coolest,
: quirkiest bullshit artist on the whole tube! I believe it will be
: pistols at dawn, yung-un. :-)
Please! How could a devotee of the Mother of the Purple Pile
advocate *violence*?! Xena not allow it!
--------------
"Gabby must be destroyed! All else, except for the
destruction of her mutant offspring B*rney, is irrelevant!"
Dowter
Renee O'Connor is a better actress than Lucy Lawless.
They can't replace O'Connor, and they've already replaced Lawless in an
episode, and the episode did fine.(Albeit the weird rationalizations to
substitue for an injured Lawless, were distracting.)
Dowter
Michael Martinez
On 2/2/97 1:16AM, in message <5d1ih3$c...@sjx-ixn6.ix.netcom.com>, Vaxen
<dmk...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> I'm not sure if you were trying to be amusing or if you have a real problem
> with Gabrielle. If it was the former, you missed the mark. If it is the
> latter, I may have agreed with you once upon a time, but the character has
> grown and the show wouldn't be as good without her.
Jerry Dallal really hates Gabby. There was a time when she was quite
unpopular and regularly trashed by people in this news group. He's an
Oldtimer who occasionally comes back.
We must all learn to be nice and tolerant of our fellow Xenites. :)
Kaosfury
> Or might it be "She-Who-Fights-Well-Only-When-the-Writers-
> Can-Come-Up-With-No-Other-Way-of-Saving-the-Script", "That
> Annoying Blonde(tm)", Xena's sidekick (and you can guess what
> side of Xena she kicks from where everyone else feels their
> pain when she's around), Gabby?
>
> The answer is BOTH, and the reason is clear! The Purple
> Sleezebag had to come from somewhere. PBS would have us
> believe that he was a rare mutation that sprang from the loins
> of Texas. But it is obvious that B*rney is the offspring of
> an immoral union between Gabby and the spawn of hell, dictated
> by the gods as punishment to a human race who would tolerate a
> Gabby rather than put her to the stake!
And I thought that you had a point. I happen to like Gabriel, thank
you. And what is this crap with Texas?! The Nagenta Nuisance has NO
FAMILY! Please try again later.
Have a day. :|
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>>:"That Annoying Blonde(tm)", Xena's sidekick (and you can guess what
>>:side of Xena she kicks from where everyone else feels their
>>:pain when she's around), Gabby?
>So you don't like her, fine. (Why is beyond my comprehension, but
>never mind) However, get it right please: she's a (pale) redhead.
Psst...Glaurung...I *think* the blasphemer's trying to quote from the
show...y'know, the annoying line calling Gabrielle "that irritating
blonde"? I know, I know...it'd be a whole heck of alot more obvious if he
actually got the quote right, but what can you do?
::wink and a grin::
-Miss
0021...@ysub.ysu.edu
In article <5d2tmi$1k...@bingnews.binghamton.edu>
bb0...@binghamton.edu (Glaurung) writes:
>In article <E4xqo...@world.std.com>,
> gda...@world.std.com (Jerry Dallal) wrote:
><SNIP an anti-gabrielle rant>
>
>Don't get on Gabrielle for her clothes: it's obvious her costume
>designer this season has lost her/his mind.
>
>:side of Xena she kicks from where everyone else feels their
>:pain when she's around), Gabby?
>
>So you don't like her, fine. (Why is beyond my comprehension, but
>never mind)
>However, get it right please: she's a (pale) redhead.
>
people is a hero in my mind. Why you have a problem with Gabby is beyond me.
Bruce Scott TOK
I wrote:
|> : You have slighted the Goddess who would command Titans! The coolest,
|> : quirkiest bullshit artist on the whole tube! I believe it will be
|> : pistols at dawn, yung-un. :-)
and Jerry stammered:
|> Please! How could a devotee of the Mother of the Purple Pile
|> advocate *violence*?! Xena not allow it!
Sadly mistaken, my boy, not least for this bit 'o slander. That's what
that bloke who tried to do her in last week thought [*] -- Xena got a
wee bit testy!
Are you running away?
--
Mach's gut!
Bruce The deadliest bullshit is
odorless and transparent
b...@ipp-garching.mpg.de -- W Gibson
[*] This was the 'Sumerian treasure' caper, in which they all go off
after some Ambrosia, which rather looked like a large red pile of
offal:-)
Scott "Lethosos" Pyros
Bryan P Chu wrote:
>
> : > Ooook, Gaby friend.
> : > Me like Gaby, she goood.
> : > She no offen..ofe.. baaaad.
> : > :)
> :
> : <grins>
> :
> : That's right, Uhg. She not bad. She good. She happy. She friend...
> :
> : And I'm reverting back to the ol' RYU-OH II for a Mt. Dew. Care to
> : join me?
>
> Mmmmmmmm.... Mt. Deeeeeeewwwwwwww.
> Ahrungh? What RYU-OH II?
<Cavemanese>
Big float thing up over sky. Me ride in float thing. Me friends ride in
float thing. Lots Mt. Dew in float thing. Lots other fun things in float
thing. <grins>
</Cavemanese>
> Uhg the Terrible
Dug the Lucky <grin>
(I love this...)
Jerry Dallal
Misschf 2 (miss...@aol.com) wrote:
: Psst...Glaurung...I *think* the blasphemer's trying to quote from the
: show...y'know, the annoying line calling Gabrielle "that irritating
: blonde"? I know, I know...it'd be a whole heck of alot more obvious if he
: actually got the quote right, but what can you do?
Actually, if you check dejanews, you'll find she was "That Annoying
Blonde(tm)" long before she was ever "That Irritating Blonde(tm)".
It would be nice if people had a sense of history, but what can you do?
Gabby has that effect on people, just like the other purple and green
mind melter. :-)
Jerry Dallal
Kaosfury (Kaos...@concentric.net.no.spam) wrote:
: And what is this crap with Texas?!
: kaos...@concentric.net
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Glaurung (bb0...@binghamton.edu) wrote:
: However, get it right please: she's a (pale) redhead.
Sorry, I only parrot what Callisto tells me, "That Annoying Blonde(tm)"
Bill Boelema
: [*] This was the 'Sumerian treasure' caper, in which they all go off
: after some Ambrosia, which rather looked like a large red pile of
: offal:-)
Such a good description! I was LOL... I was wondering how to describe
that stuff...
--
Bill Boelema
Glaurung (bb0...@binghamton.edu) wrote:
:
: :"That Annoying Blonde(tm)", Xena's sidekick (and you can guess what
: :side of Xena she kicks from where everyone else feels their
: :pain when she's around), Gabby?
:
: So you don't like her, fine. (Why is beyond my comprehension, but
: never mind)
Glaurung baby- (I am imagining a little baby dragon right now because I'm
in the middle of an Anne McCaffrey novel...)
Ares called her the "irritating blonde" (Xena Scrolls). Joxer called her
an "annoying blonde" (in Callisto)...
I tend to think of her as a blonde, _maybe_ strawberry blonde (which may
be inaccurate because it seems to imply different shades than she has), or
reddish blonde. Depends on when she's last dyed her hair...
oh, yes, that Anne McCaffrey novel has been put on the back burner so
don't ask me about it
--
Paul Henderson
to be appetizing. Maybe that's why the gods are so ornery.
Paul
Jerry Dallal
Moon...@bellsouth.net wrote:
Well some say she's a *babe* and she seems to enjoy *bop*ping people
with her staff . . .
Susan & Ned Gladstone
Paul Henderson wrote:
> Now, now, Just because it's the Food of the Gods, doesn't mean it has
> to be appetizing. Maybe that's why the gods are so ornery.
Yep, I didn't know the Gods were so into Jell-O!
- Beltane
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SiliconDruid
Jerry Dallal wrote:
------a bunch of crap snipped------------
HEY gabby is my hero... she is weak yet she is the force that holds xena
togeather. The emotional one. i relate to her so much.
SiliconDruid
Jerry Dallal wrote:
> C'mon, "Gabby", purple-and-green, stupid smile, irritating, never
> shuts up, can't dance. The only ones who wouldn't be able to figure
> it our are the spongies. 'Nuff said!
hey... are you insulting those of us who still have tender feelings?
just because you had a bad childhood it doesnt mean you have to ruin it
for the rest of us.
spongie? explain the meaning.
Kaosfury
On Tue, 4 Feb 1997 23:48:23 GMT, gda...@world.std.com (Jerry Dallal)
wrote:
Why should I know? I don't live in or near Texas. Please explain
yourself, and leave Gabby alone. I like her.
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In article <N.020497....@pm5-14.swcp.com>, mich...@swcp.com
(Michael Martinez) writes:
>> I'm not sure if you were trying to be amusing or if you have a real
problem
>
>> with Gabrielle. If it was the former, you missed the mark. If it is
the
>> latter, I may have agreed with you once upon a time, but the character
has
>> grown and the show wouldn't be as good without her.
>
>Jerry Dallal really hates Gabby. There was a time when she was quite
>unpopular and regularly trashed by people in this news group. He's an
>Oldtimer who occasionally comes back.
>
>We must all learn to be nice and tolerant of our fellow Xenites. :)
>
>
Jerry belongs here. He's not a troll. He's really a nice guy if you
overlook his zealous problem with Gabrielle. <g> His posts can be a hoot
if you let him be who he is and don't hound him :::wink::: overmuch --
Good to see you, Jerry. I always did like your posts.
Bluesong
"You know sometimes if I listen real close
I can hear the dark side of the moon -- " -- M. Etheridge, "Watching
You"
Tim Pierce
In <5daeo3$r...@dfw-ixnews4.ix.netcom.com> paul...@ix.netcom.com(Paul
Henderson) writes:
>
>In <5d9lne$m...@bioserver.bio> wjbo...@mtu.edu (Bill Boelema) writes:
>>
>>Bruce Scott TOK (b...@ipp-garching.mpg.de) wrote:
>>:
>>:
>>: [*] This was the 'Sumerian treasure' caper, in which they all go
off
>>: after some Ambrosia, which rather looked like a large red pile
>of
>>: offal:-)
>>:
creatures that were froman old star trek episode, who nakme escapes me
now which flew around and attached themselves to spock causing Dr.
Mccoy to kill them by hitting them with bright light, but almost
blinding Mr. Spock in the process.
SiliconDruid
Jerry Dallal wrote:
>
> Kaosfury (Kaos...@concentric.net.no.spam) wrote:
>
> : Why should I know? I don't live in or near Texas. Please explain
> : yourself, and leave Gabby alone. I like her.
>
> Those who contend that the Purple Pile is just a guy in a suit
> say that the suit hangs on a hanger in TX.
well, if she is a guy, then she is quite good at hideing it, and i
still like her. hehehe but really, get real.
but anyway, my sister is going to cut me into little tiny pieces with a
used circut board if i dont go and unload the dishwasher
later
--------
i LIKE gabby. she's cool. and i bet im more annoying than her (and
more blond, as well ;)
Jerry Dallal
blue...@aol.com wrote:
: Jerry belongs here. He's not a troll.
Of course not. I troll posts something outrageous, gets people upset
and goes on to other things while everyone else wastes hours posting
long, detailed responses which the troll never reads. I'm certain I've
spent as much time as anyone on this thread. And why not? My cause is
pure. Look at the extent the writers have had to go to to distract
the typical spongified viewers from the horror among them. First
Callisto, then Joxer. What next?
: He's really a nice guy if you
: overlook his zealous problem with Gabrielle. <g>
Can Xena, Argo and I be the only ones who see what's going on?
Argo, like me, can speak openly. Xena recognizes that Gabby is
part of the punishment that the gods have dictated because of
her past sins and is trying to accept it by putting up with her.
The gods may be thwarted as Xena becomes more spongified with
each episode.
--------------
"Gabby must be destroyed! All else, except for the
destruction of her mutant offspring B*rney, is irrelevant!"
Jerry Dallal
Kaosfury (Kaos...@concentric.net.no.spam) wrote:
: Why should I know? I don't live in or near Texas. Please explain
: yourself, and leave Gabby alone. I like her.
The very first sightings of He-who-dances-poorly occurred in TX.
Those who contend that the Purple Pile is just a guy in a suit
say that the suit hangs on a hanger in TX.
Green-and-purple; inappropriate, sickeningly sweet smile; never shuts up;
dances poorly . . . compared to Xena, a *baby*, who *bops* people with a
staff . . . what part of the message are we not getting here?
Sekhmet209
Jerry said:
>Can Xena, Argo and I be the only ones who see what's going on?
>Argo, like me, can speak openly. Xena recognizes that Gabby is
>part of the punishment that the gods have dictated because of
>her past sins and is trying to accept it by putting up with her.
>The gods may be thwarted as Xena becomes more spongified with
>each episode.
I'm not of the "Gabby must die" school, but I have to admit this was good
And I do resent her sometimes; just jealous, I guess :(
--Sekhmet
Misschf 2
::Visiting the NG on a day's pass from camp, the ROCswat's latest recruit
sees her first chance for glory. Reaching up, she swipes the offensive
words from the subject header, ripping them to tiny peices and scattering
them to the four winds. Standing back, she sees that her work here is
done, and the title now appropriately states the revered name of the
T.A.P. Picking up her staff, she continues on her merry way, determined
to remain oblivious to the various odd remarks and general trolling taking
place within this nefarious thread::
-Miss
rom...@aol.com
Gabby has absolutly nothing with the
I love you ; you love me
lets hang B***ney from a tree
B***ney is the mutant offspring of Godzuki the child of THE ONE, THE ONLY,
THE FABULOUS G-MAN HIMSELF GODZILLA KING OF THE MONSTERS
All that time in the radiation filled waters off nippon ruined his DNA
THE LEDGENDARY ROMAR V
Doing the best I can with what the Gods have given me to work with.
Misschf 2
"I know what the plan is... You're trying to drive me insane!"
-Miss, sneaking in to change that subject line again...
Kelly Giles i
>Green-and-purple; inappropriate, sickeningly sweet smile; never shuts up;
>dances poorly . . . compared to Xena, a *baby*, who *bops* people with a
>staff . . . what part of the message are we not getting here?
Hey now buddy, Gabrielle is NOT green and purple!
-Lamia Ledbetter
Misschf 2
Everyone, continue your posts...just the subject header police again...
-Miss
Misschf 2
Heck, I read it, I change it...that's my job...
-Miss, the annoying subject header changer
Jerry Dallal
Kelly Giles i (THR...@prodigy.com) wrote:
: >Green-and-purple; inappropriate, sickeningly sweet smile; never shuts up;
:
: >dances poorly . . . compared to Xena, a *baby*, who *bops* people with a
: >staff . . . what part of the message are we not getting here?
: Hey now buddy, Gabrielle is NOT green and purple!
Last time I checked she was, and in the same way the spongies would have
you believe the Purple Pile is green and purple--her costume.
How many hints must the writers drop before the truth unfolds itself? :-)
Paul Henderson
Just doin' what I can to help you out, Miss.
In <E5AG4...@world.std.com> gda...@world.std.com (Jerry Dallal)
writes:
Kelly Giles i
>>Last time I checked she was, and in the same way the spongies would
>have
>>you believe the Purple Pile is green and purple--her costume.
>>How many hints must the writers drop before the truth unfolds itself?
>:-)
Uh. . .could someone else please back me up here? Isn't Gabrielle's
costume gray and terra cotta? And her old outfit was blue and red, if I
remember correctly.
-Lamia Ledbetter
Misschf 2
>Just doin' what I can to help you out, Miss.
::Looking up at you from under my fan, batting my eyelashes::
::My best southern belle accent::
Why thank you sir...you know I've always relied upon the kindness of
strangers...
::wink, grin, giggle, slipping back into the shadows::
-Miss
rtg...@aol.com
In article <19970209192...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
miss...@aol.com (Misschf 2) writes:
>
>::wink, grin, giggle, slipping back into the shadows::
>-Miss
>
::reaching out:: Ah ha!! I caught ya.....wanna come and play with me,
sweet Miss??
--Gumbo (who is grinning wickedly)
Ray Radlein
Tim Pierce wrote:
>
> (Paul Henderson) writes:
> >
> >(Bill Boelema) writes:
> >>
> >>Bruce Scott TOK (b...@ipp-garching.mpg.de) wrote:
> >>:
> >>:
> >>: [*] This was the 'Sumerian treasure' caper, in which they all go
> >>: off after some Ambrosia, which rather looked like a large red
> >>: pile of offal:-)
> >>:
> It reminded me of a badly deformed jello mold, either that or those
> creatures that were froman old star trek episode, who nakme escapes me
> now which flew around and attached themselves to spock causing Dr.
> Mccoy to kill them by hitting them with bright light, but almost
> blinding Mr. Spock in the process.
"Operation: Anihilate!" or some such, if I recall correctly. Frankly, I
always just called those aliens "the fried eggs."
- Ray R.
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Dave Etheridge
In article <E57nJ...@world.std.com>, Jerry Dallal
<gda...@world.std.com> writes
>blue...@aol.com wrote:
>
>: Jerry belongs here. He's not a troll.
>
>Of course not. I troll posts something outrageous, gets people upset
>and goes on to other things while everyone else wastes hours posting
>long, detailed responses which the troll never reads. I'm certain I've
>spent as much time as anyone on this thread. And why not? My cause is
>pure. Look at the extent the writers have had to go to to distract
>the typical spongified viewers from the horror among them. First
>Callisto, then Joxer. What next?
>
>: He's really a nice guy if you
>: overlook his zealous problem with Gabrielle. <g>
>
>Argo, like me, can speak openly. Xena recognizes that Gabby is
>part of the punishment that the gods have dictated because of
>her past sins and is trying to accept it by putting up with her.
>The gods may be thwarted as Xena becomes more spongified with
>each episode.
>
>
> "Gabby must be destroyed! All else, except for the
> destruction of her mutant offspring B*rney, is irrelevant!"
>
The show wouldn't be half as good without Gabrielle. The show relies on
Xena's bravery and battle skills AND Gabrielle's sensible / emotional
views to make it the success that is currently X:WP. Gabrielle also
brings a mild humourous aspect to the show and the bond that has grown
between Xena and Gabrielle makes the whole show more watchable and
interesting.
Besides....she's cute!! :)
Hoggle
Misschf 2
Don't mind me folks...
::grin::
-Miss
Misschf 2
hullo....just me again :)
-Miss
Cyntheia Singleton
In article <19970207085...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, rom...@aol.com
wrote:
I love you...
You love me...
We're a disfunctional famiilly....!
P.S. Love your P.E.A. stuff!
--
Pax ad infinitum & Blessed Be. Two hearts, two lives, one love!
My opinions and thoughts no matter how loosely formed and verbose are my own :P They are not the opinions of my employers, my friends or my fiance. In fact considering some of my opinions, I'm surprised that I have any of these things!
Please feel free to cc me as well, since my server has a bad lag time
Misschf 2
The ugly thread that refused to die!!!
arg...
-miss
John A Holbrook
Misschf 2 (miss...@aol.com) wrote:
: hullo....just me again :)
: -Miss
::laughing:: Miss, what are you DOING??? I know! You're trying to drive
me insane!!! :)
Alex
"vivamus atque amemus"
John A Holbrook
Misschf 2 (miss...@aol.com) wrote:
: >Just doin' what I can to help you out, Miss.
: ::Looking up at you from under my fan, batting my eyelashes::
: ::My best southern belle accent::
: Why thank you sir...you know I've always relied upon the kindness of
: strangers...
Hey, let's play "Lines from Into The Woods" :) Only act 1 though cause
otherwise it's not fair ;) U can help me memorize my lines! You know
what my favorite is so far?
Jack's mother: "Someday you'll have a real pet Jack."
Jack: "A PIGGY???"
We did that scene last night and the director went "Okay, let's do the
Real Pet scene again so Alex can do that thing with her eyes when she
says 'A piggy??'" :) Apparently they go wide as saucers. I didna even
know :)
: ::wink, grin, giggle, slipping back into the
shadows::
NO! Come back here!!!
Alex
"vivamus atque amemus"
Peach
Lethosos (leth...@hotmail.com) wrote:
: Jerry Dallal wrote:
: >
: > "Gabby must be destroyed! All else, except for the
: > destruction of her mutant offspring B*rney is irrelevant!"
: <spews Mt. Dew all over the vid-com screen>
: Gaah!?! Gabby? Geez, you must be kidding. Besides, if Gabby was allowed
: to hang around with Xena, then she's not that bad, right? (Yeesh,
: where's a valid point when you need one?) Besides, the green and purple
: she wears isn't offensive to the eye. Right, folks?
n any case who's looking at the green and purple stuff anyway, it's the flesh inbetween that attracts the eye.
Bill Boelema
Peach (mfo...@osprey.unf.edu) wrote:
Not everybody. Personally I watch to see the person. The fact that she
looks find doesn't bother me though - and if I could I would get her
something besides the green sports bra, something that covers a little
more. She doesn't look all that comfortable.
I personally think the show would be just as good or better without the
skin. The high quality episodes lately have made me think that... even
Miss Amphipolis, with the skin - that was part of the farce and the
apparent contradiction in the whole show.
Bill
--
Misschf 2
Pay me no mind, jest rollin' along...
-Miss
Misschf 2
>Hey, let's play "Lines from Into The Woods" :) Only act 1 though cause
>otherwise it's not fair ;)
::laughing softly:: Well now you've gone and done it lass, I've got to
delurk to play wi' ye... Lines from Into the Woods, act 1.... Just
Jack's lines? Hmm...lemme think
::tap tap tapping my forehead::
Well...I don't know how much help I'll be with your lines, all I know are
the songs...but one of my favorite's from Jack:
'I guess this is goodbye old pal,
You've been a perfect friend.
I hate to see us part old pal,
Someday I'll buy you back!
I'll see you soon again,
I hope that when I do
It won't be on a plate...'
-Miss
P.S.-- no fair, you've got the script :P
John A Holbrook
Misschf 2 (miss...@aol.com) wrote:
: >Hey, let's play "Lines from Into The Woods" :) Only act 1 though cause
: ::laughing softly:: Well now you've gone and done it lass, I've got to
: delurk to play wi' ye...
Eee-hee-hee-hee :)
"There are giants in the sky!
There are big tall terrible (titans) in the sky!
When you're in a cave
And you read a scroll
And the ground begins
To shake and roll
And suddenly you're Exalted One
Instead of Gabrielle..."
:) Oops. Did I get that wrong?? ::innocent smile::
: 'I guess this is goodbye old pal,
: You've been a perfect friend.
: I hate to see us part old pal,
: Someday I'll buy you back!
: I'll see you soon again,
: I hope that when I do
: It won't be on a plate...'
<applause>
: -Miss
: P.S.-- no fair, you've got the script :P
Eee-hee-hee-hee <evil laugh> too bad the director doesn't want us to USE
them :) I love playing Jack - he is a complete and total moron for most
of the thing :)
Alex
"vivamus atque amemus"
vicki...@aol.com
>Pay me no mind, jest rollin' along...
>
>-Miss
>
>
Is this a private Gabrielle party, or can anyone join in?
Vicki
rom...@aol.com
>Pay me no mind, jest rollin' along...
well roll me one
Benjamin Massey
Bryan P Chu <ez02...@rocky.ucdavis.edu> wrote in article
<5d1vg1$ri7$6...@mark.ucdavis.edu>...
> Lethosos (leth...@hotmail.com) wrote:
> :
> : Gaah!?! Gabby? Geez, you must be kidding. Besides, if Gabby was allowed
> : to hang around with Xena, then she's not that bad, right? (Yeesh,
> : where's a valid point when you need one?) Besides, the green and
purple
> : she wears isn't offensive to the eye. Right, folks?
>
> Ooook, Gaby friend.
> Me like Gaby, she goood.
> She no offen..ofe.. baaaad.
You sound like B'habbi B'hopp. Green dino puke is always harder to clean up
then purple stuff.
(draws flamethrower)
Nah.
(replaces flamethrower)
(draws heavy-duty firebomb launcher)
YEAH!
(green dinopuke flys everywhere)
Someone get the janitor over hear! Dead B'habbi B'hopp impressionist!
Sanitation Alert!
Gabby, mother of B'harnii, is genune evil at its second-worst. TRUE evil is
in, of course, B'harnii, but hes not the topic of discussion of this post.
As for that pathetic B'habbi B'hopp impressionist, this post better be your
last. I mean,
(holds up fully-loaded firebomb launcher)
I didn't even squeeze the trigger!
> :)
>
>
> Bryan Chu
> Reverting back to Uhg the Terrible temperarily
>
> :
> : --
> : Scott "Lethosos" Pyros, Captain of the P.F.S.S. RYU-OH II
> : Psionic Mutant Half-Dragon
> : Fighter Pilot of POSIDON FORCE (The Seven Deadly Fins)
> : Owner of HaloTech, Inc.
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>
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Bryan P Chu
Misschf 2 (miss...@aol.com) wrote:
: >Hey, let's play "Lines from Into The Woods" :) Only act 1 though cause
: >otherwise it's not fair ;)
:
: You've been a perfect friend.
: I hate to see us part old pal,
: Someday I'll buy you back!
: I'll see you soon again,
: I hope that when I do
: It won't be on a plate...'
: -Miss
There are Giants in the Sky
Big Bad terrible Giants in the Sky...
(something I forgot)
And She'll give you food and She'll give you rest
And hold you close to her Giant breast
And you'll know things now that you never knew before...
(some other line)
Bryan Chu
:
MIDCOM CORPORATION
mich...@swcp.com (Michael Martinez) wrote:
>On 2/1/97 5:31PM, in message <19970202003...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
>Misschf 2 <miss...@aol.com> wrote:
>> gda...@world.std.com (Jerry Dallal) wrote:
>>
>> >"That Annoying Blonde(tm)"
>>
>> Ok, well...all I have to say is.... she's an *irritating* blonde....
>Ah, Jerry Dallal has come back to the group.
>They ALL come back eventually....hehehehe.
>Gabby's STILL a babe.
Nope, nope, nope.
The greatest offender is Joxur (sp?).
Okay, he was kinda charming as the multi-lingual geek on Sea Quest.
But this boy has just got to GO!
DOWN WITH NEPOTISM!
(Raimi's giving Raimi's pity jobs... feh!)
Jerry Dallal
MIDCOM CORPORATION (ch...@midcom.com) wrote:
: The greatest offender is Joxur (sp?).
: Okay, he was kinda charming as the multi-lingual geek on Sea Quest.
: But this boy has just got to GO!
Joxer is but a distraction.
First things first!
--------------
"Gabby must be destroyed! All else, except for the
destruction of her mutant offspring B*rney, is irrelevant!"
that irritating blond
MIDCOM CORPORATION wrote:
>
> mich...@swcp.com (Michael Martinez) wrote:
>
> >On 2/1/97 5:31PM, in message <19970202003...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
> >Misschf 2 <miss...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> >> gda...@world.std.com (Jerry Dallal) wrote:
> >>
> >> >"That Annoying Blonde(tm)"
> >>
> >> Ok, well...all I have to say is.... she's an *irritating* blonde....
>
> >Ah, Jerry Dallal has come back to the group.
>
> >They ALL come back eventually....hehehehe.
>
> >Gabby's STILL a babe.
>
> Nope, nope, nope.
>
>
> Okay, he was kinda charming as the multi-lingual geek on Sea Quest.
>
> But this boy has just got to GO!
>
>
> (Raimi's giving Raimi's pity jobs... feh!)
well. But as a worrior, even as a geeky worrior he gets annoying. I
soppose he is ok every now and then, but any more than once a month gets
old.
--
There are only four questions of importance in life.
What is sacred, of what is the spirit made, what
is worth living for, and what is worth dying for.
The answer to all of them is the same...
Only love.
-Juan de Marco
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http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/3867/
Mythweaver
It is a fine and glorious day to see a fellow ROCSwatter upholding the
honor of our Lady!! I am only sorry I was late to the battle. To the
Cups!!!!
Mythweaver
Proud ROCSwatter
"I vow to defend Great Goddess Gabrielle and all that she stands for and
protect her name when others dismiss it."
DErardy
Jerry Dallal wrote:
------a bunch of crap snipped------------
HEY gabby is my hero... she is weak yet she is the force that holds xena
togeather. The emotional one. i relate to her so much.
I'm with you 100%
RTJoby
Destroy Gabby??? Who said that????!!!
Well, actually Xena did survive many years before Gabby
came along......
But that was back when she was out kicking ole Hercules butt.
I don't think the show would do that good without her.
list all
Misschf 2
Oh ack, I ve been away too long, the offensive thread title has once again
reared its ugly head...
here's another one for the ROCSwatters, long may they fight the good
fight...
To the cups!!
-Miss
Gary Graham
In article <19970221020...@ladder02.news.aol.com>,
der...@aol.com (DErardy) wrote:
I didn't like her either, but now that she are Xena are into each other -
it's kind of fun.
--
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Misschf 2
Just runnin through, changing the *still* lingering offensive subject
header...
-Miss
XrUcKuS
you are all insane
Cash Rendar
Batgirl
XrUcKuS wrote:
>
> you are all insane
>
> Cash Rendar
Duh. We're obsessing about a TV show, for pete's sake. But we are also
thoughtful, funny and for the most part, pretty likeable, as well.
Long live ATX!!
Batgirl
____________________________________________________
They cannot take away our self-respect if we do not
give it to them 宥handi
bat...@iquest.net http://www.iquest.net/~batgirl/index.html
Mike :FX: Morrey
> > you are all insane
>
> Duh. We're obsessing about a TV show, for pete's sake. But we are also
> thoughtful, funny and for the most part, pretty likeable, as well.
> Long live ATX!!
Yes! :>
Mike "This has been another *WHAM!* Usless Post." Morrey...
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- Yup, had to rename it.. Again. :>
Pangolin
On Sun, 23 Feb 1997 20:05:41 +0000, Batgirl <bat...@iquest.net> wrote:
> XrUcKuS wrote:
> > you are all insane
> Duh. We're obsessing about a TV show, for pete's sake. But we are also
> thoughtful, funny and for the most part, pretty likeable, as well.
Well, aceept for me.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
PGP-Key: finger -l pang...@teleport.com
Adrian Penalo
Oh, come on! "Kicking Hercule's butt"?!?! How can you say a mortal woman
like Xena can ever beat a semi-god like Hercules. In the first episodes
of Hercules, when Xena was evil, when ever she could hit a punch to
Hercules was because he didn't want to hit a woman. She always took
advantage of that, even helself knows she cannot beat the son of Zeus!!
Not only because it is physically impossible for her (he has superhuman
strenght), but because she also loves him too!!! Now, if you mention
somebody like Atlanta (Cory Everson), that would be different. And not
quite, since Hercules is a lot stronger than her.
--
Adrian Penalo Department of Telecommunications (DOT)
Computer Engineering Florida International University (FIU)
Miami, FL (USA) http://www.fiu.edu/~adrian
Cyntheia Singleton
In article <19970222043...@ladder02.news.aol.com>,
xru...@aol.com (XrUcKuS) wrote:
> you are all insane
> Cash Rendar
Yeah so.......
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"
--
Pax ad infinitum & Blessed Be. Two hearts, two lives, one love!
My opinions and thoughts no matter how loosely formed and verbose are my own :P They are not the opinions of my employers, my friends or my husband. In fact considering some of my opinions, I'm surprised that I have any of these things!
Please feel free to cc me as well, since my server has a bad lag time
Misschf 2
now that's a subject header...
-Miss
XeniteJSC
Misschf 2 wrote:
>
> now that's a subject header...
>
> -Miss
>
You go girl! <two snaps!>
Jeanne
--
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"Are you sure it wasn't a 'girlie' screem, Mulder? - Agent Scully
(X-Files)
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to...@fred.net
XeniteJSC (xen...@inetdirect.com) wrote:
: Misschf 2 wrote:
: >
: > now that's a subject header...
: >
: > -Miss
: >
:
: You go girl! <two snaps!>
Will putting a Mousketeer hat on a quarterstaff do as a start for the
Relics of Gabrielle? :D :D :D
To...@Fred.Net
http://www.fred.net/tomr
"I have lived through a Joxer episode, and I now fear no one."
Glaurung
In article <halma1-2102...@pa4dsp17.lex.infi.net>,
hal...@lex.infi.net (Gary Graham) wrote:
:In article <19970221020...@ladder02.news.aol.com>,
<editing...>
:> >"Gabby must be praised and worshipped! All else, except for the
:> >destruction of J---- and the burning of the BGSB parasite is
:> >irrelevant!"
There! how's that, Miss?
-- Glaurung (Academic Dragon) -- bb0...@binghamton.edu --
RW address: finger -l bb0...@bingsuns.cc.binghamton.edu
===========================================================
"The most massive and brutal attempts to deny the existence
of an analytic category occur with respect to class."
-- Lillian Robinson
Misschf 2
the good dragon did write:
:> >"Gabby must be praised and worshipped! All else, except for the
:> >destruction of J---- and the burning of the BGSB parasite is
:> >irrelevant!"
>There! how's that, Miss?
::grinning from ear to ear::
Oh, I'm just likin' it more and more...
-Miss
Jerry Dallal
Misschf 2 (miss...@aol.com) wrote:
Oh, if only you knew what you were saying! I haven't forgotten. Things
were hectic this week. The true nature of Gabby is soon to be
revealed for all to revile!
XeniteJSC
Barbara Foster wrote:
>
> Of course, this subject brings up one question........
>
> If Gabrielle is to be worshipped: Who volunteers to be sacrificed to her?
> :-)
>
> Karl
> "You knew the job was dangerous when you took it."
> -Henry Cabot Henhouse, III
Depends on what's involved. :-}
Barbara Foster
Dave Etheridge
In article <01bc283a$c1225c40$088293cf@default>, Barbara Foster
<ntwad...@worldnet.att.net> writes
--
Dave
Paranoia is out to get YOU!
Glaurung
In article <01bc283a$c1225c40$088293cf@default>,
"Barbara Foster" <ntwad...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
:Of course, this subject brings up one question........
:
:If Gabrielle is to be worshipped: Who volunteers to be sacrificed to her?
::-)
:
:Karl
Volunteers?! Who ever said anything about volunteers?
All human sacrifices to the divine Gabrielle are 100%
INvoluntary.
As to who...
Jerry Dillal, of course.
And then College Coward,
J----, natch
and, oh, I have a little list here...
Of society offenders who would be better off underground
-- in five pieces.
Don't worry, none of them will be missed. ;}
(just trying to reclaim a really offensive, racist, and sexist
Gilbert and Sullivan Song as one of the new hymns to the
great goddess Xena and her prophet Gabrielle.)
-- Glaurung (Academic Dragon) -- bb0...@binghamton.edu --
USPS address: finger -l bb0...@bingsuns.cc.binghamton.edu
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Q: How would you change Callisto's character if you could?
A: I think I'd like more clothes. --Hudson Leike at the Xena con.
(I like her. But somebody *must* feed her before she vanishes)