Contest
Stacey Capps
tension. So I propose a silly contest.
I want to see who can come up with the absolute most ridiculous pairing.
I'm talking about an utterly farcical riot of an idea. Extra points if
the pairing in question calls up absurd imagery and/or meaningless puns.
The winner gets the title of Most Perverted.
That's it. Good luck.
Stacey
Cleanthes
Aphrodite and Tobias? [Surf and Turf]
Discord with a godemiche and one of the pies from `Punch Lines'? [A puff
muff]
Cleanthes (GGGHD)
"It would not be better if things happened to people just as they wish."
Heraclitus, fragments 106, 52
C. Banana
How exactly did she get so good with them to the point where she's better
with her sais than she is with her staff? Since Xena had lost her memory,
was in the same body, and was pregnant, Gabrielle was getting far less from
her (as well as the fact that she didn't want to sleep with Joxer). So my
theory is that she practiced the sais on herself in extremely kinky and fun
ways. Of course now that the pregnancy is over she now practices her sais
with Xena and Xena is very, very impressed.
I'll think up more later.
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C. Banana
- A member of TJASS - The Joxer Appreciation & Sympathy Society
- A member of the infamous "We didn't get to go to the Pasadena Con" club
- High Priest of the light and the Djinn
Xena: "Gabrielle, you were the best thing in my life."
Gabrielle: "I love you, Xena."
Marcus Seeck
sta...@dimensional.com (Stacey Capps) wrote:
> We have an unusually large group of posters right now, and too much
> tension. So I propose a silly contest.
>
> I want to see who can come up with the absolute most ridiculous
> pairing. I'm talking about an utterly farcical riot of an idea. Extra
> points if the pairing in question calls up absurd imagery and/or
> meaningless puns.
> The winner gets the title of Most Perverted.
>
Well, my first idea was Joxer/Lila.
But in fact this pairing seems neither ridiculous nor farcial to me,
and in fact I think they'd make a cute couple.
How about Joxer/Hope? <eg>
After all, he's so good at being stupid that Hope might've given up on
being evil out of sheer frustration <g>, and after all, Hope at least
looks like Gabby... ;-)
::grabs the "Most Perverted" trophy (1) and runs::
Marcus.
(1) Hey! How come it looks like a dildo? <vbg>
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body eats its tea, but people _live_ in worlds of their own
which orbit very handily around the centre of their heads.
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Before you buy.
Gail Futoran
> > We have an unusually large group of posters right now, and too much
> > tension. So I propose a silly contest.
> >
> > I want to see who can come up with the absolute most ridiculous
> > pairing. I'm talking about an utterly farcical riot of an idea. Extra
> > points if the pairing in question calls up absurd imagery and/or
> > meaningless puns.
> > The winner gets the title of Most Perverted.
Meg and Draco. He might try to kill her because she'd
drive him crazy, but she's learned enough moves from Xena
that she could probably avoid his more lethal attempts. And
I think they'd be a good match in bed.
Najara and Autolycus. He teaches her a new trade. I can see
her as an accomplished thief, and she'd keep Auto on his
toes. And I think they'd be a good match in bed.
Gail
Douglas Henderson
Eli and Alti. The mind boggles. It would also make a good ep, them
being in the spirit realm and all. Eli would probably keep on trying to
feed her throat lozanges.
--
Douglas Henderson
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Stacey Capps wrote in message ...
>We have an unusually large group of posters right now, and too much
>tension. So I propose a silly contest.
>
>I want to see who can come up with the absolute most ridiculous pairing.
Alti and Naima.
Make Haste, Sweet Thing (Naimas Refrain)
So 'tis diametrical
Nothing can compare as earth to air
The vision of lucky charms
Swirling, whirling over me
And my gal Al
Gail Futoran
> Eli and Alti. The mind boggles. It would also make a good ep, them
> being in the spirit realm and all. Eli would probably keep on trying to
> feed her throat lozanges.
And they'd be a good match in bed.
Hmmm. I think we all know what my particular criterion is
for this contest. <g>
Gail
Stacey Capps
> I am sure there is a fanfiction out there somewhere with this story line. I
> did see one about Joxer and Argo.
Which one was dominant?
*snicker*
Stacey
Lasse Makholm
Stacey Capps <sta...@dimensional.com> wrote in message
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> We have an unusually large group of posters right now, and too much
> tension. So I propose a silly contest.
>
> I want to see who can come up with the absolute most ridiculous pairing.
> the pairing in question calls up absurd imagery and/or meaningless puns.
> The winner gets the title of Most Perverted.
>
Minya & Solan... 'Nuff said... <eg>
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Lasse
- TJASS ,TWDGTGTPC, Whoosh-Counts, CRS, ICFEAA, funky Xena-moves, FOBT, MOB,
8^), etc, etc... You know the drill...
Raoul
>Stacey Capps <sta...@dimensional.com> wrote in message
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>> We have an unusually large group of posters right now, and too much
>> tension. So I propose a silly contest.
>>
>> I want to see who can come up with the absolute most ridiculous pairing.
In Callisto's underwear, Theodorus in the chair -- he can
be his own strong right arm.
"But *I*'m unarmed" says Perdicus, nicely turned out in a
simple shift, a looped feather boa at his hip.
Joxer bursts in: "I'm COMING".
Perd: "What can you possibly have been thinking?" (A little
disgenuous, if you ask me.)
Meanwhile, Theodorus has cut himself free with the boa.
"Follow meeeee," he cries. "Let's make sand castles!"
Eventually the tide turns in. "At last," they cry, splashing
about and giggling like big girls.
Ridiculous? I think not. Just trying to lift the tone.
Stacey Capps
> Ridiculous? I think not.
Yep, that about took the cake. Thanks, Raoul. :-)
Stacey