X-Ville: 'Phone Directory
alby...@aol.com
Posted this while AOL was mental, not sure if anyone read it.
What are the X-Ville 'phone numbers? Everybody post yours here and I'll create a directory on the X-Ville homepage...
Ok, I'll start
Alby Reid 555-2529 (555-ALBY)
Come on folks... Get in touch...
--
Alby Reid <Alby...@aol.com>
X-Ville's dysfunctional teenager...gotta go electrocute some cows...
Lt. 1st D.A.M.U.
Visit The Official X-Ville homepage at http://members.aol.com/AlbyReid/X-Ville
cust...@idt.net
On 3/13/97 3:46PM, in message <19970313204...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
alby...@aol.com wrote:
Ok I'll follow.
Kath 555-5284 (Kath)
Kath
X-Ville BabySitter
HouseKeeping Manager-HOME Asylum
Paul Wartenberg
cust...@idt.net wrote:
: On 3/13/97 3:46PM, in message <19970313204...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
: alby...@aol.com wrote:
: Ok I'll follow.
: Kath 555-5284 (Kath)
Hmm...
Paul
542-7279 (LIB-RARY)
X-Ville Librarian (I think)
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Flynn
On Mar 13, 1997 Paul Wartenberg wrote:
<snips>
>: >
>: > Alby Reid 555-2529 (555-ALBY)
>
>: Kath 555-5284 (Kath)
>
>: Kath
>: X-Ville BabySitter
>: HouseKeeping Manager-HOME Asylum
>
> Hmm...
> Paul
> 542-7279 (LIB-RARY)
> X-Ville Librarian (I think)
Tabernacle of Tattooing Terror 555-6431
Probably.
Flynn
XV Enigma/Tattooist? Who knows? Not me...
Proprietor of the Tabernacle of Tattooing Terror. Probably.
----------------------------------
J. P. Flynn
bru...@uk.pipeline.com
"People often say to me: ' What are you doing in my garden? ' "
Ann Avery Hunter
My number is 555-7335 (555-PEEK).
Miss Annie
Town Busybody
The Gables, X-Ville
--
Ann Avery Hunter
Richmond, Virginia
an...@erols.com
laura capozzola
Flynn wrote:
>
> On Mar 13, 1997 Paul Wartenberg wrote:
> <snips>
> >: > Ok, I'll start
> >: >
> >: > Alby Reid 555-2529 (555-ALBY)
> <snips>
> >: Ok I'll follow.
> >
> >: Kath 555-5284 (Kath)
> >
> >: Kath
> >: X-Ville BabySitter
> >: HouseKeeping Manager-HOME Asylum
> >
> > Hmm...
> > Paul
> > 542-7279 (LIB-RARY)
> > X-Ville Librarian (I think)
>
> Right-oh -
>
> Tabernacle of Tattooing Terror 555-6431
>
> Probably.
>
> Flynn
Mine is 555-4779 (ISPY)
-Laura-
Town Spy and Proprietor of Laura's and Cloneboy's X Why I Spy Store
#***#***#***#***#***#***#***#***#***#***#***#
"The truth, the truth.....there is no truth.
These men just make it up as they go along."
- Alex Krycek (Tunguska) -
#***#***#***#***#***#***#***#***#***#***#***#
Thurman Allen II
P Bozek wrote:
>
> Flynn (bru...@uk.pipeline.com) wrote:
> : >: >
> : >: > Alby Reid 555-2529 (555-ALBY)
> : >
> : >: Kath 555-5284 (Kath)
> : >
> : > 542-7279 (LIB-RARY)
> : > X-Ville Librarian (I think)
> :
> : Tabernacle of Tattooing Terror 555-6431
> :
>
> Okee Dokee, here we go...
>
> 733-4323
> red-head :)
>
> --
> Paulina the RedHead
> Semi-Permanent Occupant of the Second Stool From the End at Puffy's
> Proprietor of XVille's Shooting Range and Medieval Warfare Battlefield
> XV: the Musical's Dana Scully
> http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/7410
Friends -
Add my number to the list:
667-4637
(no shoes)
Bishop Thurman, Prebend of X-Ville
Founder, First Righteous Combined Church of X-Ville,
Chapel of the Cross Parish
Heavy
My number (and MOTW'S) is:
685337-263-728559-9455-343-8465368-256639-332847
(Mulder and Scully will die violent, bloody deaths)
Call anytime.
Word,
Heavy
Lead Screamer: Scream Moldy Bore
X-Ville's first and only death metal band
Son of Paddock, (A) Husband of Peacock
We'll kick your ass and eat the rest
Mandy Shekleton
In article <19970313204...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
alby...@aol.com says...
> Posted this while AOL was mental, not sure if anyone read it.
>
> What are the X-Ville 'phone numbers? Everybody post yours here and I'll create a directory on the X-Ville homepage...
>
>
> Alby Reid 555-2529 (555-ALBY)
>
>
> --
> Alby Reid <Alby...@aol.com>
> X-Ville's dysfunctional teenager...gotta go electrocute some cows...
> Lt. 1st D.A.M.U.
> Visit The Official X-Ville homepage at http://members.aol.com/AlbyReid/X-Ville
>
pepper
--
Owner, X-Ville Newsstand/Videorama
High Priestess of the Cult of Tooms and co-captain,
Doug Hutchison Cheerleading Squad
First Fluke, X-Ville: The Musical
caretaker of the *real* Alex Krycek, Eve 7, and sometime-goth girl
Check it out, if you want: http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/6972
Michelle Lynne Ligda
cust...@idt.net speaketh from on high:
: >
: > Alby Reid 555-2529 (555-ALBY)
: >
: Kath 555-5284 (Kath)
chelle 555-3786 (drum)
:)
chelle
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lead Drummer and part-time lyricist: Scream Moldy Bore, X-Ville's premiere
death metal band
I am not the girl who is not the girl who is not who Meg is (not)?
Shoving my Pearl Export series down the toilet to appease the masses
Can you use Pro-Mark sticks as weapons?
P Bozek
Flynn (bru...@uk.pipeline.com) wrote:
: >: >
: >
: >: Kath 555-5284 (Kath)
Coleen Sullivan-Baier
gizzie
toll free 1-800-462-7588 (IMA-SLUT)
Michael Fortunato
Well, for those who have been relying on the psychic powers of those of
us at Yappizza (to no avail), our phone # is:
668-6742
(on topic)
My trailer has no phone #, and is slowly turning into a fortress. You'll
have ti catch me at MOTW's or Yappizza.
Ophelia Quickly - Ophe...@Hotmail.com
Assault Bassist/Occassional Banshee
Scream Moldy Bore; XVille's Premeire Death Metal Band
Proud Proprietor of Stupendous Yappizza
We Know What You Want Before You Call Us
ron...@aa.net
On 13 Mar 1997 23:56:26 GMT, bru...@uk.pipeline.com(Flynn) wrote:
>;->On Mar 13, 1997 Paul Wartenberg wrote:
>;-><snips>
>;->>: > Ok, I'll start
>;->>: >
>;->>: > Alby Reid 555-2529 (555-ALBY)
>;-><snips>
>;->>: Ok I'll follow.
>;->>
>;->>: Kath 555-5284 (Kath)
>;->>
>;->>: Kath
>;->>: X-Ville BabySitter
>;->>: HouseKeeping Manager-HOME Asylum
>;->>
>;->> Hmm...
>;->> Paul
>;->> 542-7279 (LIB-RARY)
>;->> X-Ville Librarian (I think)
>;->
>;->Right-oh -
>;->
>;->Tabernacle of Tattooing Terror 555-6431
>;->
>;->Probably.
>;->
>;->Flynn
my turn...... 826-7473
VAM-PIRE
HEY COME ON...... i thought it was cute.........
=( dang blasted server upload minimums )=
Ronin1
Most often found in ALT.TV.X-FILES
*****************************************************
ronin's exotic massage and casino parlour, located in a.t.v.x-f
The X-Ville Adult book store. <Cum> Coming soon to a Casino Near you
MSgt 1st Div. Anti-Troll Militia Unit....
The only Vampiric Sniper in town!!
Blood is thicker than water, and tastier
I am the person my mother warned me about.
*****************************************************
Mac Nooge
Thurman Allen II wrote:
> Friends -
>
> Add my number to the list:
>
> 667-4637
> (no shoes)
>
> Bishop Thurman, Prebend of X-Ville
> Founder, First Righteous Combined Church of X-Ville,
> Chapel of the Cross Parish
Prebend Thurman! You're back! Don't miss the Queequeg Memorial Service
and Wake...we will surely be in need of your wise words to help us
overcome our deep sorrow at the thought of little Furry One's untimely
demise!(Otherwise, we shan't feel like drinking those Muldermargaritas
afterwards...)
-Beagle
shadow
alby...@aol.com wrote:
>
> Posted this while AOL was mental, not sure if anyone read it.
>
> What are the X-Ville 'phone numbers? Everybody post yours here and I'll create a directory on the X-Ville homepage...
>
> Ok, I'll start
>
> Alby Reid 555-2529 (555-ALBY)
>
> Come on folks... Get in touch...
>
> --
> Alby Reid <Alby...@aol.com>
> X-Ville's dysfunctional teenager...gotta go electrocute some cows...
> Lt. 1st D.A.M.U.
> Visit The Official X-Ville homepage at http://members.aol.com/AlbyReid/X-Ville
Here it goes...
Dial 647-4636
(mis-info)
for all your misinformation needs.
shadow
Real Government Employee and Preserver of the Conspiracy
sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
"Every breath you take, I'll be watching you". - The Police
"You can't handle the truth!" - "A Few Good Men"
sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Thurman Allen II
Mac Nooge wrote:
> Prebend Thurman! You're back! Don't miss the Queequeg Memorial Service
> and Wake...we will surely be in need of your wise words to help us
> overcome our deep sorrow at the thought of little Furry One's untimely
> demise!(Otherwise, we shan't feel like drinking those Muldermargaritas
> afterwards...)
>
> -Beagle
Beagle -
Ah, wasn't actually missing, just making sure all the brouhaha over the
wedding had died down (darned vows of celibacy!).
As Crunchy Frog has given a wonderful eulogy already, I figured I would
do my part by having the group sing a wonderful hymn to Queequeg. In
case you didn't see it, here it is again.
All Creatures of Our Moose and Squirrel
All creatures of our moose and squirrel
Lift up your voice, your praises hurl
Ohh, Queequeg, Ohh, Queequeg
Thou wondrous dog with fuzzy face
Thou canine full of truth and grace
Oh praise him! Oh praise him!
Little Queequeg! Little Queequeg! Little Queequeg!
Thou yapping dog that art so strong
Until a gator comes along
Ohh, Queequeg! Ohh Queequeg!
Ye went to help your poor Scully out
The gator opened wide its snout
Ooh Queequeg! Ohh Queequeg!
How could you go? How could you go? How could you go?
And all ye dogs of tender heart
Rememb'ring Queequeg, yap your part
Ohh, drink ye to Queequeg!
Ye who long pain and sorrow bear
Lift up your glass into the air
To Queequeg! To Queequeg!
How we miss thee! How we miss thee! How we miss thee!
Let all things their poor Queequeg bless
And sing of his Pomeranianess
Ohh, Queequeg! Ohh, Queequeg!
Praise, praise the object of our tears
For which we drink so many beers
How we miss him! How we miss him!
Our poor Queequeg! Our poor Queequeg! Our poor Queequeg!
(my sincerest apologies to St. Francis of Assisi)
Still working on the blessing of SPAM. Will have it to you sometime
soon. Save me a Muldermargarita (I usually don't partake, but when in
X-Ville . . .)
Bless you.
Bishop Thurman, Prebend of X-Ville
Founder, First Righteous Combined Church of X-Ville,
Chapel of the Cross Parish
"Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free." Matt
8:32
Punk Maneuverability
cust...@idt.net wrote:
>On 3/13/97 3:46PM, in message <19970313204...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
>alby...@aol.com wrote:
>> Posted this while AOL was mental, not sure if anyone read it.
>>
>> What are the X-Ville 'phone numbers? Everybody post yours here and I'll
>> create a directory on the X-Ville homepage...
Castle M really doesn't *have* (technically) a phone. . .but I *do*
have a cell phone, just don't tell the KRYCEKs they get jealous so
easily. . .plus they'll want to prank call Russia, I know them.
Reach me at
555-7865 (PUNK)
or *7865 for you X-Ville Cell Net callers
punk m
who can't wait to turn away from whomever she's talking to and pull
her cell phone out of her trechcoat pocket and answer impatiently,
"Punk M."
--
I live in the Castle
-==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-
Poet laureate of X-Ville
Inventor of "Die! Sig! Die!"
Marketing Genius and Owner of Wetwired Ad Agency--
Ask Us How to be ON-TOPIC!
-==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-
Alan Hurshman
Paul Wartenberg <z004...@bcfreenet.seflin.org> wrote in article
<5ga01c$e...@nntp.seflin.org>...
> cust...@idt.net wrote:
>
> Hmm...
> Paul
> 542-7279 (LIB-RARY)
> X-Ville Librarian (I think)
For me it will be 555-9999 (IAM-LAZY).
--
Alan Hurshman,
The Spa, X-Ville.
(Halifax, Nova Scotia)
Lisa DaFoe
Okay, me next.
776-6538 (Spooket)
--
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Lisa
Owner, Unruhe Cafe & M/K Matchmaker
The Fanfic is Out There
Niki Traxler
well most of our customers dont reach us by phone but .......
call us at 932-5326
(WE CLEAN)
nikitrax
X ville Dry Cleaning Establishment
Crystal City
Megadee406
This is fun...
1-462-688-2273
1-IMA-NUT-CASE
I am not who I am!
Meg
~~~~~~~~
*X-Ville's Resident Juvenile Delinquent & Part-Time WIB*
~Evil Music Director of X-Ville: The Musical~
*Castle M's Ghostly Mumbling Wanderer*
`Lover of all things Krycek- Visit the Lair Of The Rat!`
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/4226/
~~~~~~~~
Leigh A Vrabel
On 13 Mar 1997 alby...@aol.com wrote:
> Posted this while AOL was mental, not sure if anyone read it.
>
> What are the X-Ville 'phone numbers? Everybody post yours here and I'll create a directory on the X-Ville homepage...
>
> Ok, I'll start
>
> Alby Reid 555-2529 (555-ALBY)
>
> Come on folks... Get in touch...
>
> --
> Alby Reid <Alby...@aol.com>
> X-Ville's dysfunctional teenager...gotta go electrocute some cows...
> Lt. 1st D.A.M.U.
> Visit The Official X-Ville homepage at http://members.aol.com/AlbyReid/X-Ville
>
Wahoo! Cool idea...
Mark me down as 1-800-SPO-OOKY (hey, a production company deserves
its own 800 number...:} )
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Leigh Anne Vrabel, Head of 4/27 Productions, X-Ville
"Get off the cross. We need the wood." --Tori Amos
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Steve Ferencik
X-Presso 434-7663 (HEI-SONE)
--
Steve
Proprietor and Frothmeister
X-Ville X-Presso
Espresso Bar and Cyber Cafe
(Back Room Available for Meetings Large and Small)
S_C_W
japp...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca
: > Posted this while AOL was mental, not sure if anyone read it.
: >
: > What are the X-Ville 'phone numbers? Everybody post yours here and I'll
: > create a directory on the X-Ville homepage...
: >
: > Ok, I'll start
: >
: > Alby Reid 555-2529 (555-ALBY)
: >
: > Come on folks... Get in touch...
: >
: > --
: > Alby Reid <Alby...@aol.com>
: > X-Ville's dysfunctional teenager...gotta go electrocute some cows...
: > Lt. 1st D.A.M.U.
: > Visit The Official X-Ville homepage at http://members.aol.com/AlbyReid/X-Ville
: Ok I'll follow.
: Kath 555-5284 (Kath)
: Kath
: X-Ville BabySitter
: HouseKeeping Manager-HOME Asylum
To contact me, you have to go through the Base Switchboard (555-3268 or
1-888-555-3268) And my extension is 201. Most members of the 1st DAMU can
be reached through the Base Switchboard.
May the Truth Be With You...
(or was that the Force? Who cares? It's all 42 anyways. 8] )
Buster out.
Captain - X-Ville 1st Division Anti-Troll Militia Unit
A SubDivision of the United Nations PeaceKeeping Forces (Canada).
===============================================================================
Yet another transmission from Buster at Outpost 86...
===============================================================================
"I've been from one end of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot
of strange things. Too many to believe there couldn't be something like
this 'force'. Too many to think that there could be some such controlling
one's actions. *I determine my destiny -- not some half mystical energy
field." - Han Solo
"Smoke me a kipper, skipper, I'll be back before breakfast!" - Ace Rimmer
email: japp...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca // djap...@gpu.srv.ualberta.ca
MuldrsAngl
: > Posted this while AOL was mental, not sure if anyone read it.
: >
: > What are the X-Ville 'phone numbers? Everybody post yours here and
I'll
: > create a directory on the X-Ville homepage...
: >
: > Ok, I'll start
: >
: > Alby Reid 555-2529 (555-ALBY)
: >
: > Come on folks... Get in touch...
: >
: > --
: > Alby Reid <Alby...@aol.com>
: > X-Ville's dysfunctional teenager...gotta go electrocute some cows...
: > Lt. 1st D.A.M.U.
: > Visit The Official X-Ville homepage at
http://members.aol.com/AlbyReid/X-Ville
How about 1-588-987-4656 for the Institute (1-LUV-YUR-GOLM)....
Morgan
*********************
Director, Golem Institute for the Prevention of Cruelty to Soulless
Monsters
Keeper of Isaac
Moody Philanthropist and Philosohpher
*********************
THE WOLF
In article <33298D...@worldnet.att.net>, Lisa DaFoe
<lda...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>Me fallowing suit
877-8661 (trst no1) cell phone only of course
The wolf
Ma Jimenez
Oh boy!
HOW TO REACH A CANADIAN IN X-VILLE.
The Embassy --> 668-6843 (MOUNTIE)
Me the Ambassador's personal number --> 222-6825 (A CANUCK)
Inquiries about 'special duties' (including questions about
peacekeeping) of the Canadian Consulate -->
343-3466 (DIE DION)
Inquiries about The Gift Shop ---> 289-2727 (BUY CRAP)
--Claire [don't call unless you really mean it]
(Canadian Ambassador To X-Ville)
WE'RE IN THE YELLOW PAGES.
Claire Marie Kerr
Yeah, screwed it up *again*, sorry.
Next time the header will read "dork". Or at very least, "incompetent".
--Claire [who is never going to fiddle with computer forces beyond her
control again]
(Canadian Ambassador To X-Ville)
incom...@artsu2.watstar.uwaterloo.ca
John J Martin (really Ann)
926-6223 (wannabe)
But I'm thinking of changing it and I'm having fun:
974-4537 (X-philes)
373-2567 (freakos)
Ann
********************************************
When everything is said and done, it all
comes down to . . . Kevin Bacon.
********************************************
If you've seen the movie "The Lighthorsemen"
or you know anything about the actor Jon Blake,
please e-mail me.
Mac Nooge
Thurman Allen II wrote:
>
> Mac Nooge wrote:
>
> > Prebend Thurman! You're back! Don't miss the Queequeg Memorial Service
> > and Wake...we will surely be in need of your wise words to help us
> > overcome our deep sorrow at the thought of little Furry One's untimely
> > demise!(Otherwise, we shan't feel like drinking those Muldermargaritas
> > afterwards...)
> >
> > -Beagle
>
> Beagle -
>
> Ah, wasn't actually missing, just making sure all the brouhaha over the
> wedding had died down (darned vows of celibacy!).
>
> As Crunchy Frog has given a wonderful eulogy already, I figured I would
> do my part by having the group sing a wonderful hymn to Queequeg. In
> case you didn't see it, here it is again.
>
> All Creatures of Our Moose and Squirrel
>
> Bishop Thurman, Prebend of X-Ville
> Founder, First Righteous Combined Church of X-Ville,
> Chapel of the Cross Parish
>
>
Thank you, Prebend. (sniff) I got all choked up reading that.
Oh, excuse me, it was just a big ball of pomeranian hair....
-Beagle
Director, Queequeg Memorial SMall Yappy Dog Rest Home/Bait Shop
SUSAN LYNNE MALLET
In article <19970313204...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
<alby...@aol.com> wrote:
>Posted this while AOL was mental, not sure if anyone read it.
>
>What are the X-Ville 'phone numbers? Everybody post yours here and I'll create a directory on the X-Ville homepage...
>
>Ok, I'll start
>
>Alby Reid 555-2529 (555-ALBY)
>
>Come on folks... Get in touch...
>
>--
>Alby Reid <Alby...@aol.com>
>X-Ville's dysfunctional teenager...gotta go electrocute some cows...
>Lt. 1st D.A.M.U.
>Visit The Official X-Ville homepage at http://members.aol.com/AlbyReid/X-Ville
OK--
Neon Mulder's phone line is 555-neon and mine is 555-tish
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Mortisha -- X-Ville's curmudgeonly advisor to the Uneasy,
who publishes her column, "Hearts and Roses,"
whenever she damn well pleases.
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
Kitty
alby...@aol.com wrote:
>
> Posted this while AOL was mental, not sure if anyone read it.
>
> What are the X-Ville 'phone numbers? Everybody post yours here and I'll create a directory on the X-Ville homepage...
>
> Ok, I'll start
>
> Alby Reid 555-2529 (555-ALBY)
>
> Come on folks... Get in touch...
>
> --
Hope I'm not to late!
555-7877 (purr)
Kitty
X-ville CME and Saucy Barmaid
Heavy
I've already given my X-Ville phone number; here is my real life phone number:
79328-66-1 (Sweat No 1)
To swear someone is to have a crush on someone. For example, "Man, I LIKE
her!" translates into "Dude, I SWEAT her!"
Why do I choose to Sweat No 1? Because it's rugged.
Heavy
In article <5gi2a5$9...@camel4.mindspring.com>, mwli...@mindspring.com wrote:
>
>Please file under New Listings:
>
> 555-2265 (BANK) X-Ville National Bank
> 555-6746 (ORGN) X-Ville Organ Bank
>
Can I set up a direct link to the second one?
>Martha
>President, XVNB
>Chief Inventory Officer, XVOB
mwli...@mindspring.com
>alby...@aol.com wrote:
>>
>> Posted this while AOL was mental, not sure if anyone read it.
>>
>> What are the X-Ville 'phone numbers? Everybody post yours here and I'll create a directory on the X-Ville homepage...
>>
>> Ok, I'll start
>>
>> Alby Reid 555-2529 (555-ALBY)
>>
>> Come on folks... Get in touch...
>>
>> --
Please file under New Listings:
555-2265 (BANK) X-Ville National Bank
555-6746 (ORGN) X-Ville Organ Bank
Martha
pwe...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca
: What are the X-Ville 'phone numbers? Everybody post yours here and I'll create a directory on the X-Ville homepage...
: Ok, I'll start
: Alby Reid 555-2529 (555-ALBY)
: Come on folks... Get in touch...
: --
: Alby Reid <Alby...@aol.com>
Here they are sir:
Home # 555-PAUL
Puffy's 555-LUSH
DAMU pager# GET-SOME
Cell phone Don't have one, I keep dropping the damn things!
--The Paulverizer
X-Ville's:
Owner/Bartender--Puffy's Saloon
Atheist Minister--Church conveniently located at the bar in Puffy's;
all are welcome
Rent-A-Cop--HOME Asylum
Sgt. and CSM of FOXtrot Company, 1st D.A.M.U.
My other .sig is a Rolls Royce
Pat Gonzales
I've been trying to figure out what kind of "job" I wanted in X Ville, and
the "phone directory" has stirred some creativity.
As keeper of the (real) FAQ I was always listed as a "librarian" in X
Ville. But it has dawned on me that the FAQ seems to be a covert document
that people are constantly searching for....so I'd like to be a PIB (Person
In Black), one of those mysterious government workers that has access to
all sorts of secret information that they will impart to the worthy. :-)
(Kinda lika a Marita character, but not her. Please.)
And, consequently, my phone number (digital cell phone, of course) would be
555-9327 (XFAQ) (okay, so there is no "Q" among phone numbers, so I picked
the one between P and R).
No guarantees that I will work for either side.
Pat G.
XV-PIB
Independently Owned and Operated
Alisand Swanson
X-Ville Obfuscator News Hotline 555-7667 (Dial 555-POOP).
Sandy
Editor, X-Ville Obfuscator
Chris Constantin
On March 17th, 1997, during the hours of 6:30 A.M, The paranoid little town of
X-ville was rudely awakened to the sound of an unmufflered 1956 Harley Davidson
Motorcycle. Those that looked outside would see a 6'8" individual of extremely heavy
musculature. However, Besides his massive physique, his body is almost completely
covered in dull yellow hair. He is wearing a Black leather Jacket over a Yellow and
Black Costume After driving down mainstreet at a speed of 120 mph, he then makes a
direct line towards the nunnary of Dinah Scully the (insert name here). After driving
the bike up the stairs, he then parks the bike directly in the middle of the latest
worship of Scully the and tosses the keys to one of the nuns. He then proceeds to the
nearest bar. If anyone wishes to respond to this, go right ahead. He will be drinking
at Puffy's for several hours. Even though he has been drinking for several hours, he is
not the slightest bit intoxicated.
Chris Constantin
Chris Constantin
Chris Constantin
P Bozek
Chris Constantin (c...@pop.srv.ualberta.ca) wrote:
: On March 17th, 1997, during the hours of 6:30 A.M, The paranoid little
Hey there Chris! (Yay! Another person from Edmonton! And from
the U of A, too!) Welcome to X-Ville. Have ya tried the green beer at
Puffy's yet? Better hurry, while it's still St. Patrick's Day (wait a
minute, this is X-Ville, the beer is _always_ green!) Oh, BTW, what job
will you be assuming in X-Ville? Will you be joining the 1st DAMU
perhaps? Or maybe you'll just be the town's biker? Hmmmm, interesting...
Oh and by the way, have you figured out a way to get
alt.tv.x-files.x-ville through the U of A news server yet? If you do, let
me know, please. Same goes for you, Buster! :)
--
Paulina the RedHead
Semi-Permanent Occupant of the Second Stool From the End at Puffy's
Proprietor of XVille's Shooting Range and Medieval Warfare Battlefield
XV: the Musical's Dana Scully
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/7410
Jason Tamez
pwe...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca () wrote:
PW>Cell phone Don't have one, I keep dropping the damn things!
Heh... wonder what Mulder's cellphone number is...
LET ME GO
538-6346
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472-8489
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743-2733
HAVE NO GRIP
428-366-4747
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Chris Constantin
Claire Marie Kerr wrote:
> If this guy is riding a motorcycle, he had better watch out for Kiefer
> and his Lost Boys. It seems that they are constantly tempting the
> occasional passing-through-onna-Harley type to drive out to the cliff at
> the edge of X-Ville and well, mangled wrecks usually ensue. Maybe it's
> some territorial thing, but the site of another 'cycled punk in leather
> is irresistible to the young vamps of this town. Sure, many who have
> come before have thought they could handle a few stray teens, but
> really, once they see these guys rip the roofs offa couple cars they
> generally realize that toughness is one thing, and keeping all precious
> body bits together is a much better thing.
> So my advice to this dude is to "just say no" if confronted by flying
> motorcyclists who seem friendly at first, but definitely might make him
> eat maggots and drink blood....unless, of course, he's into that.
>
> --Claire [not responsible for the actions of other Canadians]
> (Canadian Ambassador To X-Ville)
> "Nothing's dead down here.
> It's just a little tired."
> --The Hip (of course. Gordie rocks in a most definitive manner.)
"Hey babe, thanks for the advice, but how did ya know I was a fellow Canucklehead. If
those bunch of puny wimps think they can take *The Man*, let them come. Besides, I got
some buddies in town too. Maybe you know the geeks with the blue patches with the big
guns. If you don't believe me, check with the Captain, he knows more then he told you."
<evil laugh>
"Hey buddy gimme another Brewski, Canadian if you got it"
"Oh ya, whatcha doing tonight, babe?"
Out
Claire Marie Kerr
Chris Constantin wrote:
>
> On March 17th, 1997, during the hours of 6:30 A.M, The paranoid little town of
> X-ville was rudely awakened to the sound of an unmufflered 1956 Harley Davidson
> Motorcycle. Those that looked outside would see a 6'8" individual of extremely heavy
> musculature. However, Besides his massive physique, his body is almost completely
> covered in dull yellow hair. He is wearing a Black leather Jacket over a Yellow and
> Black Costume After driving down mainstreet at a speed of 120 mph, he then makes a
> direct line towards the nunnary of Dinah Scully the (insert name here). After driving
> the bike up the stairs, he then parks the bike directly in the middle of the latest
> worship of Scully the and tosses the keys to one of the nuns. He then proceeds to the
> nearest bar. If anyone wishes to respond to this, go right ahead. He will be drinking
> at Puffy's for several hours. Even though he has been drinking for several hours, he is
> not the slightest bit intoxicated.
If this guy is riding a motorcycle, he had better watch out for Kiefer
P Bozek
Chris Constantin (c...@pop.srv.ualberta.ca) wrote:
: "Hey babe, thanks for the advice, but how did ya know I was a fellow
Canucklehead. If
: those bunch of puny wimps think they can take *The Man*, let them come.
Besides, I got
: some buddies in town too. Maybe you know the geeks with the blue
patches with the big
: guns. If you don't believe me, check with the Captain, he knows more
then he told you."
:
:
: <evil laugh>
:
: "Hey buddy gimme another Brewski, Canadian if you got it"
:
: "Oh ya, whatcha doing tonight, babe?"
:
: Out
Chris, please, PLEASE make sure you format your text to 80
columns, otherwise it wraps around ugly and is very hard to read...
Thanks.
Claire Marie Kerr
Chris Constantin wrote:
>
> Claire Marie Kerr wrote:
>
> > If this guy is riding a motorcycle, he had better watch out for Kiefer
> > and his Lost Boys. It seems that they are constantly tempting the
> > occasional passing-through-onna-Harley type to drive out to the cliff at
> > the edge of X-Ville and well, mangled wrecks usually ensue. Maybe it's
> > some territorial thing, but the site of another 'cycled punk in leather
> > is irresistible to the young vamps of this town. Sure, many who have
> > come before have thought they could handle a few stray teens, but
> > really, once they see these guys rip the roofs offa couple cars they
> > generally realize that toughness is one thing, and keeping all precious
> > body bits together is a much better thing.
> > So my advice to this dude is to "just say no" if confronted by flying
> > motorcyclists who seem friendly at first, but definitely might make him
> > eat maggots and drink blood....unless, of course, he's into that.
> >
> > --Claire [not responsible for the actions of other Canadians]
> > (Canadian Ambassador To X-Ville)
> > "Nothing's dead down here.
> > It's just a little tired."
> > --The Hip (of course. Gordie rocks in a most definitive manner.)
>
> those bunch of puny wimps think they can take *The Man*, let them come. Besides, I got
> some buddies in town too. Maybe you know the geeks with the blue patches with the big
> guns. If you don't believe me, check with the Captain, he knows more then he told you."
>
> <evil laugh>
>
> "Hey buddy gimme another Brewski, Canadian if you got it"
>
> "Oh ya, whatcha doing tonight, babe?"
>
> Out
Hey again --I knew you were Canadian because your posting identified
your "organization" as University of Alberta. No doubt you are familiar
with Captain Buster, peacekeeper at large (nice Canadian boy him) and
when you say that he can help you handle the local ruffians I don't
doubt it! But in the interests of your own safety I have to urge that
you don't underestimate the 'cycled vamps around here -- I mean, when
they want their own way, they are likely to cry and you'd be surprised
how many men don't know how to handle that (that's when the two vampires
you didn't see swoop in from the sides and tear your throat out --
urrgh, nasty business, that!).
'Course it would teach the little scamps a lessons to get an
old-fashioned butt-kicking, but someone far nastier than gentle little
me would have to take care of that...(if Kiefer comes back to the
embassy with more than a black eye and a bloody nose I'll be annoyed,
mind)
I ought to keep in touch with our Cdn. peacekeeping contingent more,
but then, that would probably require Xtra work on my behalf. As far as
I'm concerned, in my reports to Ottawa, the peacekeepers here are nice,
well-behaved troops with a rifle apiece that they've NEVER had to fire,
and a cute little orphan puppy that follows them around....this is, I
know, a little far from the actual truth. Was that a truck of ICBMs I
saw downtown or am I getting that screwed up with the security grid for
DAMU's strategetic defense system again?
--Claire [who, by the way, will be sitting quietly by an open window
tonight waiting for nothing in particular to happen]
(Canadian Ambassador To X-Ville)
japp...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca
Claire Marie Kerr (CM3...@ARTSU2.Watstar.UWaterloo.CA) wrote:
<singing: We're SNIP-o-maniacs...>
: Hey again --I knew you were Canadian because your posting identified
: your "organization" as University of Alberta. No doubt you are familiar
: with Captain Buster, peacekeeper at large (nice Canadian boy him) and
: when you say that he can help you handle the local ruffians I don't
: doubt it! But in the interests of your own safety I have to urge that
: you don't underestimate the 'cycled vamps around here -- I mean, when
: they want their own way, they are likely to cry and you'd be surprised
: how many men don't know how to handle that (that's when the two vampires
: you didn't see swoop in from the sides and tear your throat out --
: urrgh, nasty business, that!).
A "nice Canadian boy"? Moi? Surely thou dost jest, Your Ambassadorship!
Seriously though, I don't think he's going to have too much trouble with
Vampires... He's the kind of guy who follows the policy of "Shoot first.
The answers weren't that important anyways." <eg>
: 'Course it would teach the little scamps a lessons to get an
: old-fashioned butt-kicking, but someone far nastier than gentle little
: me would have to take care of that...(if Kiefer comes back to the
: embassy with more than a black eye and a bloody nose I'll be annoyed,
: mind)
If you're worried about ol' Kief getting banged around, you had better
keep him on a pretty short chain, or Mr. Creed here will eat him like a
light afternoon snack.
: I ought to keep in touch with our Cdn. peacekeeping contingent more,
: but then, that would probably require Xtra work on my behalf. As far as
: I'm concerned, in my reports to Ottawa, the peacekeepers here are nice,
: well-behaved troops with a rifle apiece that they've NEVER had to fire,
: and a cute little orphan puppy that follows them around....this is, I
: know, a little far from the actual truth. Was that a truck of ICBMs I
: saw downtown or am I getting that screwed up with the security grid for
: DAMU's strategetic defense system again?
Be warned, Your Ambassadorship. Ottawa is on to your policy of slacking
off on the reports. They have integrated agents into your squads of
Clones. Big Benny is watching you....
: --Claire [who, by the way, will be sitting quietly by an open window
: tonight waiting for nothing in particular to happen]
: (Canadian Ambassador To X-Ville)
--
May the Truth Be With You...
(or was that the Force? Who cares? It's all 42 anyways. 8] )
Buster out.
Captain - X-Ville 1st Division Anti-Troll Militia Unit
A SubDivision of the United Nations PeaceKeeping Forces (Canada).
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Yet another transmission from Buster at Outpost 86...
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"I've been from one end of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot
of strange things. Too many to believe there couldn't be something like
this 'force'. Too many to think that there could be some such controlling
one's actions. *I determine my destiny -- not some half mystical energy
field." - Han Solo
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