XV--Castle PunkMstein Goth Ball
Punk Maneuverability
Welcome to the Goth Ball, let the GOLEMS take your wrap. Come in,
cross-post to alt.tv.x-files.x-ville and introduce yourself and, if
you have one, your date.
Flynn's dealing with some Real Life, so he'll be unable to come, and
he *was* the one with the guest list. . .and I'm at a loss--so feel
free to talk about yourself, your activities at the ball and your
activities with your date, or due to the recent Red Crow, Ophelia,
Buster, Paulina mess, your activities with *other* people's dates.
A summary will be posted, maybe, at the end of the sixth day--which
also happens to be Ronin's birthday where ever he is. And of course
on the seventh day, we'll rest and bury the dead.
Tonight to start off the festivites we are having a small ceremony auf
Deutsch (in GERMAN) asking for protection and the removal of our
UNRUHE so that we may party accordingly.
So enjoy some absinthe that we made with wormwood grown by the castle
waif, Morwenna herself.
The X-Ville Goth Ball April 4-9
Posters and T-shirts available at the Castle M Gift Shop--"I was at
the Goth Ball and I don't even remember how I got this stupid
T-shirt!" and "I want to believe that I didn't actually *do* that in
front of all of X-Ville" And last but not least, "What's good denying
everything when they've got *pictures*"
Mistress Punk M
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I live in Castle PunkMstein
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John J Martin (really Ann)
rma...@gladstone.uoregon.edu (Punk Maneuverability) wrote:
>Posters and T-shirts available at the Castle M Gift Shop--"I was at
>the Goth Ball and I don't even remember how I got this stupid
>T-shirt!" and "I want to believe that I didn't actually *do* that in
>front of all of X-Ville" And last but not least, "What's good denying
>everything when they've got *pictures*"
I'll take one of each...
Ann
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ron...@aa.net
On Sat, 05 Apr 1997 00:51:19 GMT, rma...@gladstone.uoregon.edu (Punk
Maneuverability) wrote:
I regret my self imposed absence...... i decided to go traveling to
get my head clear....... buster here are my orders signed by the
US CNC....... sorry about the late notice.... just another day
in the senate oversight comittee......
I finally recieved my discharge from U.S. Military Spec Ops Div.
(alby please update records and web page to reflect this), but at no
small loss.... the conditions of this discharge are to remain
classified for 50 to 100 years.... Buster, sorry, i am not allowed
to inform even you of these decisions...... ( I've got a secret....
nanananabooboo) => however...... if you see me standing in
the middle of the street screaming like heavy at MOTW's..... just
ignore me or hit me over the head with a LARGE 2x4......... just make
sure i dont have time to counter attack..... =>
now as to my travels..... i've been to paris, i've been to
france, didn't get into anyones underpants...... =>
paris.... theatre of the damned.......
new orleans...... louis is a good host but a little strange.....
chicago..... maccleod was fun, but kurgan showed up and cut our
vacation short......
california...... finally got my 2000000 sunblock and worked on my
tan..... met a guy talking about ufo's and a comet.... spent the
night and we did spritzers.... said good bye and heard 2 days later
that they were dead.... bummer.... they were ok people but they
had it a littl backwards.... the ufo is the comet....... oh
well.....
i brought everyone a little something......
Morwenna, please accept this gift as an appology for not letting you
in the castle..... a set of keys to the castle, maze casino and my
private offices.......... in case i am not there/here
leigh ann, a diamond necklace with the words "i will not kill the cast
today, i will NOT kill the cast TODAY"
meg.... a new conductors baton, with armor piercing projectiles( i
heard that cirque de soliel uses the same thing for its orchestra)
Beagle..... a neuro-helmet interface for your computer in case your
cockroach becomes ill.......
heavy...... i new mic for motw's......
v.creed..... welcome to the team, any hog you want you got it......
ophelia...... a RARE less paul bass, shaped like an ax, with
actual steel blade........
buster....... voice authorization software that the UNPKF said we
cant have.... and the new hover hummer all black with leather, cd, and
air.......
alby.... 10 gigawatt cattle prod.......
paulina.... a new set of fatigues/ all black and a personall shield
unit like in dune......
laura...... all the money you have lost in my casino.... plus 10%
rhiannon.... congratts on the joyous event.... 3 yrs supply of
diappers.....
pepper..... new cheerleading outfit........... =>
red crow....... a fresh supply of chocolate to fill your
desires......
If i have forgotten anyone please forgive me..... i mean no
offense..... just e-mail or post to ng and i will tell you what i
have for you....
its good to be back.... the rest of the world is so strange......
1st Sgt. Ronin1, 1st D.A.M.U.
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Ronin's Exotic Massage and Casino Parlour.
Visit X-Villes Premier Adult Book Store,
Coming soon to a casino near you.
I am the person my mother warned me about.
X-Villes only Vampire/Sniper.
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<gratuitous ON TOPIC reference>
life, its like a box of chocolates, a cheap
thoughtless perfunctory gift that nobody ever
asks for, unreturnable because all you get back
is another box of chocolates. So your stuck
with this undefinable whipped mint crap that
you mindlessly wolf down and there's nothing
else left to eat. Sure once in a while there's
a peanut butter cup or an english toffee, but
they're gone to fast and the taste is fleeting,
so you end up with nothing but broken bits filled
with hardened jelly and teeth shattering nuts,
if you're desperate enough to eat those all you
got left is an empty box filled with useless
brown paper wrappers.
Morwenna
In article <5i47uo$1...@pith.uoregon.edu>, Punk Maneuverability
<rma...@gladstone.uoregon.edu> writes
>Welcome to the Goth Ball
April 4th:-
Had a wonderful night-
"Hey, Murphy, Make sure your Aluminium foil is in place, I'm not coming
with you if your wearing a teacup, you must understand, it would be too
difficult to waltz."
(For the ball Morwenna curled her blue hair and dyed it brown,
she put braces in, put a pair of bloomers and a black ginham baby doll
dress (like the one in Whale- hobo Humping Slobo Babe, but black, not
red) on and a big pair of boots.
Murphy wore aluminium foil. Around certain essential areas.
We waltzed a lot *grin*
I still can't find my cat or my Pendrell clone. :(
April 5th
This time I'm coming with my Krycek clone <Alexander, the one
armed one.>
He's dressed in Russian soldier attire as we discussed and I'm
wearing victorian bustle and blue dress, my hair color tonight is hmm..
Blonde I think... And put up in a nice victorian do.
We may retire from the ball early tonight, to the box tree maze
*grin*
April 6th
I think I may be too tired to attend tonight *whoo!* That box
tree maze is very, er... tiresome... in the dark...
And you should have seen wha Krycek#1 Had set up in the middle!
There was a circle of roses and candles, he's truely the romantic, he
had a picnic set out for me and everything, with champagne and
strawberries! And he put dance music on (which was, in fact, pointless,
because Tori was playing in the castle anyway, but it's the thought that
counts.) Then he started reading me Russian poetry (he's adamant that I
learn Russian *sigh*)
But I promised my other Krycek clone <Alexi> , so I *must* go, I
simply *must*... He even laid my clothes out ready for me, bless 'im...
A black satin costume dress with velvet cape and everthing, he's even
planned my make up and hair!
He brought me a box of chocolate liqueors too, a big box, in the
shape of a rose, a satin one... Isn't he sweet? And Lager, he brought me
lager, he didn't bring me champagne, he remembered I loved lager, oh,
he's too sweet sometimes (sometimes I wonder if there's a fault or
something...)
I'l return with more news soon...
(Oh, yeah, other sightings, Pepper in the pool room.. hmmm :o
Leigh and a clone in the courtyard with a bottle of absinthe.... oooh...
I think I might have made too much of that stuff...)
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Morwenna of Rohennas band of travelling entertainers.
X-Villes only gypsy with steelcapped boots, Castle
waif, Production assistant X Villes musical, Slightly
insane.
"Lord I'll miss you every day of your life
And oh you'll feel it too, you're not that strong,
you know I'm on to you,
Oh I'll miss you every day of your life
and maybe when I'm dead
I'll get some rest from holding on to you"
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Punk Maneuverability
(ron...@aa.net wrote a very heartwarming account of his time away from
us, but I snipped it)
Ronin! You're back *sob* I was beginning to think everyone had left
me!
Are you coming to the Ball? I extended it to the 9th just for your
birthday, and it looked like you weren't even going to come <pout>.
Make sure to announce yourself when you show up at the castle. The
KRYCEK that was acting as doorman took off and we haven't been able to
find him. I'll be hiding in my den, though. Ask one of the boys if
you're looking for me.
Mistress M
enjoy the ball and don't forget to pick up some souvenirs from the
Castle M Gift Shop--they're handmade in <squint> Kanada?
V. Creed
Bought time ya showed up, we got a A1 emergency that gonna be happening.
Tonight.
Looks like your going to get a chance to stretch your bat wings.
V. Creed
Welcome back, fang face
Morwenna
In article <33485ac4...@news.aa.net>, ron...@aa.net writes
>Morwenna, please accept this gift as an appology for not letting you
>in the castle..... a set of keys to the castle, maze casino and my
>private offices.......... in case i am not there/here
whohohoooo! Cool, you're forgivwn already (hugs)
japp...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca
Punk Maneuverability (rma...@gladstone.uoregon.edu) wrote:
: Welcome to the Goth Ball, let the GOLEMS take your wrap. Come in,
: cross-post to alt.tv.x-files.x-ville and introduce yourself and, if
: you have one, your date.
: Flynn's dealing with some Real Life, so he'll be unable to come, and
: he *was* the one with the guest list. . .and I'm at a loss--so feel
: free to talk about yourself, your activities at the ball and your
: activities with your date, or due to the recent Red Crow, Ophelia,
: Buster, Paulina mess, your activities with *other* people's dates.
Buster wanders in, a duster jacket over his tux. He looks around...
"Kinda *dead in here..."
He wanders off in search of amusement. When no-one is looking, he drops a
large quantity of *something in the various punch bowls... He grins evilly
and wanders off again.
--
May the Truth Be With You...
(or was that the Force? Who cares? It's all 42 anyways. 8] )
Buster out.
Captain - X-Ville 1st Division Anti-Troll Militia Unit
A SubDivision of the United Nations PeaceKeeping Forces (Canada).
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of strange things. Too many to believe there couldn't be something like
this 'force'. Too many to think that there could be some such controlling
one's actions. *I determine my destiny -- not some half mystical energy
field." - Han Solo
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Heavy
In article <33485ac4...@news.aa.net>, ron...@aa.net wrote:
>On Sat, 05 Apr 1997 00:51:19 GMT, rma...@gladstone.uoregon.edu (Punk
>Maneuverability) wrote:
>
>
>heavy...... i new mic for motw's......
>
Thank you, Ronin. Every mic helps, especially because mic's have an average
life expectancly of 7 seconds during our sets.
Hey, btw, you're a vampire, aren't you. Why don't you come down to MOTW'S
sometime. We've got blood on tap, all types. (Personally, I think the type O
negative can't be beaten.
>
>1st Sgt. Ronin1, 1st D.A.M.U.
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>Ronin's Exotic Massage and Casino Parlour.
>Visit X-Villes Premier Adult Book Store,
>Coming soon to a casino near you.
>I am the person my mother warned me about.
>X-Villes only Vampire/Sniper.
>******************************************************
><gratuitous ON TOPIC reference>
>life, its like a box of chocolates, a cheap
>thoughtless perfunctory gift that nobody ever
>asks for, unreturnable because all you get back
>is another box of chocolates. So your stuck
>with this undefinable whipped mint crap that
>you mindlessly wolf down and there's nothing
>else left to eat. Sure once in a while there's
>a peanut butter cup or an english toffee, but
>they're gone to fast and the taste is fleeting,
>so you end up with nothing but broken bits filled
Stay Brutal,
Heavy
Lead Screamer: Scream Moldy Bore
X-Ville's first and only death metal band
Son of Paddock, (A) Husband of Peacock
We'll kick your ass and eat the rest
japp...@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca
ron...@aa.net wrote:
<singing: We're SNIP-o-maniacs...>
: I regret my self imposed absence...... i decided to go traveling to
: get my head clear....... buster here are my orders signed by the
: US CNC....... sorry about the late notice.... just another day
: in the senate oversight comittee......
Thanx Ronnie. Welcome back...
: I finally recieved my discharge from U.S. Military Spec Ops Div.
: (alby please update records and web page to reflect this), but at no
: small loss.... the conditions of this discharge are to remain
: classified for 50 to 100 years.... Buster, sorry, i am not allowed
: to inform even you of these decisions...... ( I've got a secret....
: nanananabooboo) => however...... if you see me standing in
: the middle of the street screaming like heavy at MOTW's..... just
: ignore me or hit me over the head with a LARGE 2x4......... just make
: sure i dont have time to counter attack..... =>
Secrets? We all have 'em... No prob, but watch out for this "Annie"
character... she could be a problem...
Screaming in the street? At the rate things are going old man, I'd
probably join ya. Howlin' like a coyote at the stars....
: now as to my travels..... i've been to paris, i've been to
: france, didn't get into anyones underpants...... =>
: paris.... theatre of the damned.......
: new orleans...... louis is a good host but a little strange.....
: chicago..... maccleod was fun, but kurgan showed up and cut our
: vacation short......
: california...... finally got my 2000000 sunblock and worked on my
: tan..... met a guy talking about ufo's and a comet.... spent the
: night and we did spritzers.... said good bye and heard 2 days later
: that they were dead.... bummer.... they were ok people but they
: had it a littl backwards.... the ufo is the comet....... oh
: well.....
Sounds like a fun trip... =)
: i brought everyone a little something......
: buster....... voice authorization software that the UNPKF said we
: cant have.... and the new hover hummer all black with leather, cd, and
: air.......
Thanks mate! You really shouldn't have. =)
: its good to be back.... the rest of the world is so strange......
It's good to have you back, Bubba...