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24, Day 6: Bauer, Kim Bauer, Special Agent for CTU

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Ken from Chicago

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May 23, 2006, 4:52:38 AM5/23/06
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"My name is Kimberly Bauer Edmunds. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

"Kim!"

"Dad? You're alive!"

"Look out, Kim!"

<BLAM><BLAM>

<Duck><Chop>

"OOF!" <Punch>

<Duck><BLAM!> "Chloe, it's Kim, I've found my father alive, he's in no
condition to run to the perimeter. We need an alternate escape route."

"Okay, I've already gotten a current live feed of the area. I've indicated a
truck that should do. I'll clear a path to you and Jack. Morris, keep an eye
on the live feed just in case."

"I'm on it, luv, we wouldn't want four of CTU's best agents getting lost in
China. I'll notify Curtis about the change in passenger list."

"Dad, it's okay. We'll get you out of here--even if it takes all day."

-- Ken from Chicago


Mark Nobles

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May 23, 2006, 9:27:50 AM5/23/06
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"Ken from Chicago" <kwicker1...@comcast.net> said:

> even if it takes all day."

Wonderful.

I'd bet this is better than what really happens, but I just don't care.

Ian J. Ball

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May 23, 2006, 11:58:39 AM5/23/06
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I *wish*!!

In article <2KKdned8mc7EUO_Z...@comcast.com>,


"Ken from Chicago" <kwicker1...@comcast.net> wrote:

> "My name is Kimberly Bauer Edmunds. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"
>
> "Kim!"
>
> "Dad? You're alive!"
>
> "Look out, Kim!"
>
> <BLAM><BLAM>
>
> <Duck><Chop>
>
> "OOF!" <Punch>
>
> <Duck><BLAM!> "Chloe, it's Kim, I've found my father alive, he's in no
> condition to run to the perimeter. We need an alternate escape route."

[Cut to CTU:]


> "Okay, I've already gotten a current live feed of the area. I've indicated a
> truck that should do. I'll clear a path to you and Jack. Morris, keep an eye
> on the live feed just in case."
>
> "I'm on it, luv, we wouldn't want four of CTU's best agents getting lost in
> China. I'll notify Curtis about the change in passenger list."

"...On second though, lemme call up Section One. There's a bird there I
know who might be able to help us out..."

[Cut back:]


> "Dad, it's okay. We'll get you out of here--even if it takes all day."

(pause)
"Oh, wait. Dad, that's a great handbag! Mind if we stop here for a
second so I can do a little intra-mission shopping?"

"Sure, Kim. I'll be fine. I'm the kind of guy that can clench through
the pain." <grunt>

"You think this is bad?! Try acting with Paris Hilton sometime!!"

--
"Read less. More TV." - Dr. Greg House, "House"
http://homepage.mac.com/ijball/TV-Blog/

Ken from Chicago

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May 23, 2006, 3:20:31 PM5/23/06
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"Ian J. Ball" <ijball***NO-SPAM***@mac.com.invalid> wrote in message
news:ijball***NO-SPAM***-A3FEE8.085...@news1.ucsd.edu...

>I *wish*!!
>
> In article <2KKdned8mc7EUO_Z...@comcast.com>,
> "Ken from Chicago" <kwicker1...@comcast.net> wrote:
>
>> "My name is Kimberly Bauer Edmunds. You killed my father. Prepare to
>> die!"
>>
>> "Kim!"
>>
>> "Dad? You're alive!"
>>
>> "Look out, Kim!"
>>
>> <BLAM><BLAM>
>>
>> <Duck><Chop>
>>
>> "OOF!" <Punch>
>>
>> <Duck><BLAM!> "Chloe, it's Kim, I've found my father alive, he's in no
>> condition to run to the perimeter. We need an alternate escape route."
>
> [Cut to CTU:]

Who said Chloe was at CTU?

>> "Okay, I've already gotten a current live feed of the area. I've
>> indicated a
>> truck that should do. I'll clear a path to you and Jack. Morris, keep an
>> eye
>> on the live feed just in case."

Kinda hard for Chloe to clear a path from a truck to Kim and Jack remotely.

>> "I'm on it, luv, we wouldn't want four of CTU's best agents getting lost
>> in
>> China. I'll notify Curtis about the change in passenger list."

Four agents: Kim, Jack, Curtis and ... Rookie Field Agent Chloe O'Brien.

> "...On second though, lemme call up Section One. There's a bird there I
> know who might be able to help us out..."
>
> [Cut back:]
>> "Dad, it's okay. We'll get you out of here--even if it takes all day."
>
> (pause)
> "Oh, wait. Dad, that's a great handbag! Mind if we stop here for a
> second so I can do a little intra-mission shopping?"
>
> "Sure, Kim. I'll be fine. I'm the kind of guy that can clench through
> the pain." <grunt>
>
> "You think this is bad?! Try acting with Paris Hilton sometime!!"
>
> --
> "Read less. More TV." - Dr. Greg House, "House"
> http://homepage.mac.com/ijball/TV-Blog/

-- Ken from Chicago


Quiet Desperation

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May 24, 2006, 12:48:07 AM5/24/06
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Only if they partner her up with the mountain lion.

http://www.ancestralvoice.org/mountain%20lion%2001.jpg

"She's the hot, tough daughter of a federal agent!"

"He's a California Mountain Lion with a grudge!"

"Together they are Kimmy & Kitty!"

Zombie Elvis

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May 24, 2006, 1:46:48 AM5/24/06
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When they reach the truck, they find Curtis dead with his throat
slashed. After a chase through the streets of Shanghai, Chloe is
killed by an errant bullet. Morris takes a swig of bottled water and
keels over -- he's been poisoned. Jack and Kim reach the plane but Kim
shoots him in the shoulder before they board.

"Why, Kim, why?"

<Tears well up in Kim's eyes.>

"I'm sorry dad but everyone around me dies. That's how it works and I
can't change that."

Kim shoots Jack in the head.
--
"Actually, the Medium Point Bic Round Stick is the preferred
pen for emergency tracheotomies."
-- ER Doctor in Wonderfalls

Roberto Castillo
roberto...@ameritech.net
http://www.freewebs.com/robertocastillo/

Ken from Chicago

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May 24, 2006, 4:24:59 AM5/24/06
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"Quiet Desperation" <x...@x.com> wrote in message
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Worked for Sheena.

-- Ken from Chicago


Ken from Chicago

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May 24, 2006, 4:26:38 AM5/24/06
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"Zombie Elvis" <DELETE-ME-2-REPL...@ameritech.net> wrote in
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You mean Kim is the REAL mastermind behind all the deaths Jack has dealt
with since Day 2 or maybe Day 3?

-- Ken from Chicago


Ian J. Ball

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May 24, 2006, 11:48:36 AM5/24/06
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In article <ods7729p1afk6j59l...@4ax.com>,
Zombie Elvis <DELETE-ME-2-REPL...@ameritech.net> wrote:

Best. Series. Finale. Ever.

Mark Nobles

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May 24, 2006, 6:25:22 PM5/24/06
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Tune in next week for the premiere of "24: The Next Generation: Kim vs.
Mandy". On Fox.

David B

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May 24, 2006, 7:06:51 PM5/24/06
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"Ian J. Ball" wrote:

Kim gets naked. Best. Series. Finale. Ever.

Ken from Chicago

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May 25, 2006, 3:01:34 AM5/25/06
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"Mark Nobles" <cmn-n...@houston.rr.com> wrote in message
news:200605241725228930-cmnnospam@houstonrrcom...

> "Ian J. Ball" <ijball***SPAM-No***@mac.com.invalid> said:

<snip>

> Tune in next week for the premiere of "24: The Next Generation: Kim vs.
> Mandy". On Fox.

Works for me.

-- Ken from Chicago


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