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Dorkless Von Heinybeiter

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Jun 18, 2007, 10:18:20 AM6/18/07
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This is my nomination for Atlas Bugged, AKA Charles Novins in the Looney
Maroon of the Month award, in the alt.usenet.kooks monthly voting.
Charles's posts, while humorous, are quite interesting. He feels he has the
right to dictate usenet behaviour, while breaking usenet etiquette himself
by posting FAQs for some groups, to irrelevant newsgroups. (ie: the
alt.firefly FAQ to the battlestar galactica and stargate groups). This, in
itself, is not the highlight of his kookery; that, is his fierce devotion
to his TRB (troll/rat bastard page) found at
http://home.comcast.net/~abcc/trb.htm

Here he has listed just about anyone that has disagreed with him as being a
troll AND a criminal, states that he has a gun and will defend himself, and
to be removed off the list you must email him with your full real name. He
also thinks because he is a lawyer, that he has the right to dictate what
can and can not be done.

http://groups.google.com/groups?as_q=&num=100&scoring=r&hl=en&as_epq=&as_oq
=&as_eq=&as_ugroup=alt.battlestar-
galactica&as_usubject=&as_uauthors=Atlas+Bugged&lr=&as_qdr=&as_drrb=b&as_mi
nd=1&as_minm=1&as_miny=2006&as_maxd=18&as_maxm=6&as_maxy=2007&safe=off

or for those who are wrap-impaired http://tinyurl.com/32q3zu

And now some small samples from his posts

--------------- 06/16/07
How interesting this week looks to be in the troll/rat scene.
This miserable little teen-ager whose been polluting these groups with spam
posts, all off-topic, wretching over "Atlas Bugged," appears to have
misstepped and allowed some evidence of he/she/its identity to be released.
I have posted a web page about how and why that likely happened.

In short, "anonymous" complaints aren't what they used to be, and
attempting
to assault me outside Usenet required giving up some ID info or at least
getting your IP recorded. Here's my advice if there's anyone else who
wants
to be a piece of shit when they grow up, or just continue to be one - I
hope
to someday trace Flipper Shithead, for example: Don't play around with
someone who can use legal process and who, unlike you, doesn't need to hide
like...well...like a rat. As I've previously said...

"It's a free country and an unmoderated newsgroup, but I do what I say,
say
what I'll do, simple. I'm not influenced at all, either, by anything said
or done by any...well...petaQ."

I am on the offensive now, and only because the shitheads wouldn't go away.
Now, failing to do as I've asked - and what I've asked is for
he/she/it/them
to do *nothing* - is going to get expensive."


----------------- 06/16/07

Instead of bothering a respected attorney, let's have a look at some
immature shithead:
http://snipurl.com/kweer
Could this be our Ambassador Kweer?
Oh, look, is this the little man-child's scary homepage? Looks like it?
http://profiles.yahoo.com/ambassadorkweeg

-----------------

Dorkless Von Heinybeiter

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Jun 18, 2007, 10:19:23 AM6/18/07
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Dorkless Von Heinybeiter <guar...@oftheflame.com> wrote in
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> This is my nomination for Atlas Bugged,

This nomination does need to be seconded for Bugged to be put on the
ballot, anyone want to second it?

Kadaitcha Man

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Jun 18, 2007, 10:25:51 AM6/18/07
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Dorkless Von Heinybeiter <guar...@oftheflame.com> Thou milksop. It is
fit that I commit offence to my inferiors. Ye prattled:

> This is my nomination for Atlas Bugged, AKA Charles Novins in the
> Looney Maroon of the Month award, in the alt.usenet.kooks monthly
> voting. Charles's posts, while humorous, are quite interesting. He

> feels he has the right to dictate usenet behaviour<BITCHSLAP>

You have the right to ignore it.

> while breaking usenet etiquette<BITCHSLAP>

There are no rules.

--
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"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

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Lio Convoy

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Jun 18, 2007, 10:33:16 AM6/18/07
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Nomination Seconded

> This is my nomination for Atlas Bugged, AKA Charles Novins in the

Kadaitcha Man

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Jun 18, 2007, 10:44:21 AM6/18/07
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Lio Convoy <lioc...@iwonttellyou.com> Thou most simple clown. I think
upon it, I think, I smelled, O villainy. Ye inveigled:

> Nomination Seconded

Not much piont to that. It doesn't appear to meet the criteria for a Looney
Maroon, nevertheless the FNVW will decide that point.

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Lio Convoy

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Jun 18, 2007, 10:59:21 AM6/18/07
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"Kadaitcha Man" <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote in
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>> Nomination Seconded
>
> Not much piont to that. It doesn't appear to meet the criteria for a
> Looney Maroon, nevertheless the FNVW will decide that point.

Personally, I think it's funny that he got nominated, because he's the
first one to call a person a troll or kook.

Kadaitcha Man

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Jun 18, 2007, 11:12:30 AM6/18/07
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Lio Convoy <lioc...@iwonttellyou.com> Thou confirmer of false
reckonings. Thou inept, hedge-born irregulous devil. Ye shouted:
> "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp...@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:f565o7$17c$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>>> Nomination Seconded
>>
>> Not much piont to that. It doesn't appear to meet the criteria for a
>> Looney Maroon, nevertheless the FNVW will decide that point.
>
> Personally<BITCHSLAP>

Keep your hands to yourself, you pervert.

--
alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

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Wat ben jij een kibbelende klootzakkende stoepsnol.

Atlas Bugged

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Jun 18, 2007, 11:38:12 AM6/18/07
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"Lio Convoy" <lioc...@iwonttellyou.com> wrote in message
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Lio is easily the dumbest troll that ever lived. Here's the headers from
the "nomination" post, check it out:
<http://groups.google.com/group/alt.tv.stargate-atlantis/msg/998c2d2be9bdaaae?dmode=source&hl=en>

"NOMINATION" HEADERS:
Path:
g2news1.google.com!news1.google.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nx01.iad01.newshosting.com!newshosting.com!130.81.64.211.MISMATCH!cycny01.gnilink.net!hwmnpeer01.lga!news.highwinds-media.com!hw-filter.lga!newsfe06.lga.POSTED!53ab2750!not-for-mail
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Subject: Nomination-Looney Maroon of the month-Atlas Bugged
From: Dorkless Von Heinybeiter <guard...@oftheflame.com>
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NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:18:20 MST
Date: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 14:18:20 GMT

This is my nomination for Atlas Bugged, AKA Charles Novins in the Looney
Maroon of the Month award, in the alt.usenet.kooks monthly voting. Charles's

posts, while humorous, are quite interesting....
----------
And wouldn't you know, Lio wrote in and gave us a second opinion!
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.tv.stargate-atlantis/msg/6255f36af269db40?dmode=source&hl=en

NOMINATION IS HEREWITH SECONDED BY SOME OTHER GUY, "LIO:"
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Subject: Re: Nomination-Looney Maroon of the month-Atlas Bugged
From: Lio Convoy <liocon...@iwonttellyou.com>
References: <Xns99535F618DE...@69.28.186.121>
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NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:33:16 MST
Date: Mon, 18 Jun 2007 14:33:16 GMT

Nomination Seconded

-----------
In another post, Lio shows he got a post through - with his usual forged
headers. Therefore, ipso facto, his ISP, which shuts everyone down in
advance of any investigation (Nice, huh?) could not possibly be
investigating him.

I'm telling you, I firmly believe that Lio is the most ingenious troll
ever - even performing as a monkey is not beneath him since it entices fools
like me to point and laugh. I feel like I just exposed professional
wrestling.

I suppose if there wasn't a Lio, some of us might need to invent him.

Atlas Bugged, 6/18/2007 11:38:46 AM
--
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links down temporarily..."
BEST BINARY NEWS INTERFACE:
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TROLL/RATS:
http://snipurl.com/TRB_PG "Referenced guide to stinkers that hide; was
updated often, but..."
THE TRB SAGA CONCLUDES, GROUP POLLUTION TO REDUCE:
http://snipurl.com/finale "Back to actually discussing science fiction!"


Opici Barberone

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Jun 18, 2007, 12:57:54 PM6/18/07
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Atlas Bugged wrote:


(__于_)

Lio Convoy

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Jun 18, 2007, 6:37:52 PM6/18/07
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Opici Barberone <Mike...@AOL.com> wrote in
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>
> (__于_)

Mike...@AOL.com

aka Flipper Mike, as noted by his obsession of stalking Eva.

Lio Convoy

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Jun 18, 2007, 6:54:50 PM6/18/07
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Opici Barberone <Mike...@AOL.com> wrote in
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>> Lio is easily the dumbest troll that ever lived. Here's the headers


>> from the "nomination" post, check it out:

Hey bugged, is this the same theory as everyone who uses Google is the same
person; the same theory you used on Kweeg and other regulars in
alt.battlestar?

Pinku-Sensei

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Jun 19, 2007, 12:59:19 AM6/19/07
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Lio Convoy <lioc...@iwonttellyou.com> wrote in
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> Nomination Seconded

Nomination refused--see below.

> Dorkless Von Heinybeiter <guar...@oftheflame.com> wrote in
> news:Xns99535F618DE...@69.28.186.121:

>> This is my nomination for Atlas Bugged, AKA Charles Novins in the
>> Looney Maroon of the Month award, in the alt.usenet.kooks monthly
>> voting. Charles's posts, while humorous, are quite interesting. He
>> feels he has the right to dictate usenet behaviour, while breaking
>> usenet etiquette himself by posting FAQs for some groups, to
>> irrelevant newsgroups. (ie: the alt.firefly FAQ to the battlestar
>> galactica and stargate groups). This, in itself, is not the highlight
>> of his kookery; that, is his fierce devotion to his TRB (troll/rat
>> bastard page) found at http://home.comcast.net/~abcc/trb.htm
>>
>> Here he has listed just about anyone that has disagreed with him as
>> being a troll AND a criminal, states that he has a gun and will
>> defend himself, and to be removed off the list you must email him
>> with your full real name. He also thinks because he is a lawyer, that
>> he has the right to dictate what can and can not be done.

Gawdawful fugly link deleted.

>> or for those who are wrap-impaired http://tinyurl.com/32q3zu
>>

>> And now some small samples from his posts <snip>

Also deleted. He's kooky, but he's not qualified for the Looney Maroon
award, so the nomination is refused on the basis of insufficient
evidence. It's also refused because it looks as if the same person
seconded it as made the nomination. Tsk, tsk, someone forgot to read
the FAQ. The same someone will also be unable to nominate, second, or
vote until after July 8th, because I'm suspending the franchise of
"Dorkless Von Heinybeiter", "Lio Convoy", and anyone else posting from
69.28.186.121 until after the June AUK Awards ballot.

Sucks to be you.
Next time, read the FAQ!
--
Pinku-Sensei
Co-FNVW of AUK
Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps
http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html

Opici Barberone

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Jun 21, 2007, 11:51:41 AM6/21/07
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Lio Convoy wrote:

Seconded......

Lio Convoy

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Jun 21, 2007, 6:11:04 PM6/21/07
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Opici Barberone <Mike...@AOL.com> wrote in
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Coming from the guy who stalks Eva 24/7, that's funny.

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