This Is Who They Are!
Drumboys
and Shamtrek. They have entrusted this sacred list to my care
and asked me to apologize if anyone got left out.
===================================================
Steve is Kirk. He's a horndog with a moral compass that gives him a
sense of justice.
DJ is Odo. Outspoken, strict respect for the written law, knowledge of the
politics of a somewhat corrupt government, somewhat enigmatic, but with a
highly romantic side.
FIVEBAND is Reginald Barclay. He is a loner with a profoundly deep nature
and intelligence, but on the outside looking in. Given half a chance he
could prove himself in any arena of society and love. A true Renaissance man.
RobRey is Tom Paris. Both are big history buffs. Both are hotshot navy
types.
Both need to be controlled by strong women. <BG>
Shammie is Leeta, obviously. ;-)
Anita is Jadzia. Quirky sense of humor. Bluntly honest. Emotional side
that can be endearing. She'd also make a good Kira, given how jealous
she is about her freedom and her natural distrust of the establishment.
Aardvark is Quark. He'd probably prefer his "female" nude and chewing
his food for him. He also seems to have a caring nature under the facade.
Allie is Ezri. Short, sweet, cute, bubbly on the outside. Seems like an old
soul on the inside.
Bob is probably Boothby. He's the wise elder that people respect.
Amarna is Janeway. She just seems to understand Janway's POV
too well not to be able to identify with her on some level.
Dangermouse is some Starfleet bureaucrat that has the inside scoop
on all the stuff that happens behind the scenes. Someday he's gonna
write a book on this and serve it up on a dish. Dangermouse is also Sloane.
Deadly and very much on the inside.
SJ is Sisko. Outspoken when he wants to be, diplomatic peacemaker
when he needs to be. Wulf is SJ's Dukat/Kai Winn counterpart. Their
correspondence was similar to the cultural/political discussions between
Winn and Sisko, with everything eventually coming to a head in a "Waltz"
late March and early April. But have we seen the "Final Chapter"? <G>
Julianna is a cross between T'Pring (the one Kirk and Spock had to fight
to the death over) and T'Pel (sp?). She loves Tuvok with all her heart and is
a cold Vulcan to anyone who would deny him his chance (like T'Pring she'd
have no problem seeing them killed).
Ta is a young, beardless Will Riker, tall, good-looking, and eager to
prove himself.
Wave is Tom Riker. A bit more of a renegade, gets out of control easily
but charismatic because of it.
Nick Nukem is Nog, young and energetic, determined to be the best
he can.
The Flinx is a cross between Holodoc and Data, somewhat inscrutable at
times, then quite spontaneously amusing when you least expect it.
Lurker is Wesley's friend the Traveler, he shows up out of nowhere and
disappears again mysteriously.
Therese is a cross between Naomi Wildman, and Chakotay's woman in
"Timeless" because she is loyal and true blue to the end, as well as
having at times a fun-loving, little-girl temperament.
Stormie is a cross between Kira and Vash. Like Kira, she has a temper,
and like Vash, you just cannot control that adventurous spirit.
Erin is Beverly Crusher, not only brilliant in science and pretty to boot,
but a peacemaker in human relations.
Bozo the Proctologist is Dr Bashir, genetically enhanced spoilers.
No-brainer on this one. <g>
Fluffy Rain is Troi, sensitive and empathic, soft and feminine.
CrabbyKitten is a very young and sexy Moogie--no bullshit, and knows
how to get what she wants.
Chris is Worf, very honorable and bluntly honest without ever meaning
to insult. Direct and informed, secretly addicted to Blood Wine and
biting his women.
TC is a charismatic Pakled (so insists 5B).
415Man is Tuvok. Always logical and on-topic, no nonsense, probably
secretly a blues singer.
Mr Sexy is Vorik. Immature, annoying, and pops in every now and then
without much meaning or purpose.
=================================================
Sorry folks:
Seven is one of a kind and stands alone.
Harry is a sacred cow.
(Ouch! Quit poking me, Fiver, I said it, OK?!)
Are you mocking me?
Did we leave anyone out?
Oh yeah, and by the way:
Drumboys is a cross between Fiveband and Shamtrek. It's one of
Shammie's screen-names and we bounced it back and forth between us.
Hee heeeeeee!
Shamtrek
>Wow! I can't bear to snip any of this. A work of art!
Thank you! We are proud of it.
>Of course, I may be biased cuz you sweethearts associated me with my
>absolute favorite DS9 character, Jadzia! :-)
You were one of the ones we discussed last night, I have to give Fiver the
credit on that one, but I wholeheartedly agreed!
>- Vegas Annie
>
>ps: re: Drumboy, you two are so bad!
>
>
Wavemaker
truth in all of your choices. FIVEBAND does seem a bit like Barclay. And I
like D.J. as Odo. Steve as James Kirk is, of course, a no brainer. ;-) I
like your choices for Anita, SJ, Aardvark, and Amarna too. I guess I'm still
a little new around here, so I'll have to get to know some of the others to
see how they are like the characters you picked for them.
If I'm Tom Riker, I guess that makes me and Ta brothers. Hmm... I'll have to
think about that one for awhile. <g>
I think you've got something there about me getting out of control easily
(and, of course, being charismatic too). It's funny, I use to be really in
control of myself until I found this place. You folks have brought out the
renegade in me. ;-)
Congratulations on a job well done, Shamtrek and FIVEBAND.
Anita
Of course, I may be biased cuz you sweethearts associated me with my
absolute favorite DS9 character, Jadzia! :-)
- Vegas Annie
ps: re: Drumboy, you two are so bad!
Shamtrek
>If I'm Tom Riker, I guess that makes me and Ta brothers. Hmm... I'll have to
>think about that one for awhile. <g>
Twins, no less.
>I think you've got something there about me getting out of control easily
>(and, of course, being charismatic too). It's funny, I use to be really in
>control of myself until I found this place. You folks have brought out the
>renegade in me. ;-)
This place does have that "liberating" effect!
>Congratulations on a job well done, Shamtrek and FIVEBAND.
>Thanks, Wave!
Shamtrek
>ps: re: Drumboy, you two are so bad!
Heh, but...but...
Shamira is an angel, remember???
Anita
part:
> SJ is Sisko. Outspoken when he wants to be, diplomatic peacemaker
>when he needs to be. Wulf is SJ's Dukat/Kai Winn counterpart. Their
>correspondence was similar to the cultural/political discussions between
>Winn and Sisko, with everything eventually coming to a head in a "Waltz"
>late March and early April. But have we seen the "Final Chapter"? <G>
Oh, I forgot to highlight this in particular. Masterpiece of aptness.
Neither SJ nor Sisko tolerate bigots or bullies. And was SJ really a
preacher once? He has mentioned the collar hanging in the closet.
Our own emissary from the Prophets? :-)
My Trek choice for Tiny was also Dukat (though in all of literature, I
still think that Gollum comes closest). But yes, the Kai Winn angle
covers his pious persona. Winn represents herself most nobly, but you
always feel that something is just WRONG there.
- Vegas Annie, idly curious to see if there's a Next Chapter. He's
out there frothing a big one, I'm sure...
FIVEBAND
>I cannot tell a lie. It was Shamtrek's.
>
> I really had to twist your arm too!
>
>
Literally!
-Evil Troll
"It is imperative, for the future prospects of this nation,
that we respect the wisdom of the framers, comply with
their constitutional directives, and insist that our elected
representatives do the same."
Shamtrek
>Shamtrek wrote:
>
>>I cannot tell a lie. It was Shamtrek's.
>>
>> I really had to twist your arm too!
>>
>>
>
>Literally!
I was doing my "Seven on a date" imitation.
Shamtrek
>Shamtrek wrote:
>
>>>> I really had to twist your arm too!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>Literally!
>>
>>I was doing my "Seven on a date" imitation.
>
>ROFLOL!!!
I thought you'd like that, Reg.
>Hey, did you start packing yet?
I'm all packed. :-((((((
Our list is the only thing that kept me distracted enough tonight not to be
crying buckets.
FIVEBAND
>>Heh, but...but...
>>Shamira is an angel, remember???
>
>Heh. Actually, I suspect that Shamira is Seven -- and Fiver is Harry.
>
Well, I'm not sure if anyone here can
measure up to the title of #1 hero as
well as Harry Kim.
[thinking]
AHEM, what are you implying??
Anita
>>(Anita) wrote:
>
>>ps: re: Drumboy, you two are so bad!
>
>Heh, but...but...
>Shamira is an angel, remember???
Heh. Actually, I suspect that Shamira is Seven -- and Fiver is Harry.
- Vegas Annie
Erin C. Smith
Drumboys wrote: <snip>
> Erin is Beverly Crusher, not only brilliant in science and pretty to boot,
> but a peacemaker in human relations.
<blush> you like me! you really like me!
> <snip>
>
> Oh yeah, and by the way:
> Drumboys is a cross between Fiveband and Shamtrek. It's one of
> Shammie's screen-names and we bounced it back and forth between us.
> Hee heeeeeee!
Very cool!I think you got just about everyone dead-on (even me :)
Its kinda neat to see how we all can relate to a character in ST...
as for Drumboys...well, I'll have to say I told ya DJ, it was Shammie (well, at
least part of the time...). Pretty cool stunt...who's idea was it?
FIVEBAND
>>> I really had to twist your arm too!
>>>
>>>
>>
>>Literally!
>
>I was doing my "Seven on a date" imitation.
ROFLOL!!!
Hey, did you start packing yet?
-Evil Troll
Shamtrek
>>>(Anita) wrote:
>>
>>>ps: re: Drumboy, you two are so bad!
>>
>>Heh, but...but...
>>Shamira is an angel, remember???
>
>Heh. Actually, I suspect that Shamira is Seven -- and Fiver is Harry.
Well, sure, in our dreams maybe!
>- Vegas Annie
>
>
>
>
>
>
FIVEBAND
>>Heh. Actually, I suspect that Shamira is Seven -- and Fiver is Harry.
>
>Well, sure, in our dreams maybe!
Naah. I'm content to admire Harry from afar...
Anita
replied:
>>>Heh, but...but...
>>>Shamira is an angel, remember???
>>
>>Heh. Actually, I suspect that Shamira is Seven -- and Fiver is Harry.
>>
>
>Well, I'm not sure if anyone here can
>measure up to the title of #1 hero as
>well as Harry Kim.
>
>[thinking]
>
>AHEM, what are you implying??
That like Harry, you are often self-deprecating and yet unshakable
when you're sure you're right; you're also sensitive to and wistful
about the women you lust after. :-)
- Vegas Annie
FIVEBAND
>as for Drumboys...well, I'll have to say I told ya DJ, it was Shammie (well,
>at
>least part of the time...). Pretty cool stunt...who's idea was it?
>
I cannot tell a lie. It was Shamtrek's.
-Evil Troll
Shamtrek
>Erin wrote:
>
>>as for Drumboys...well, I'll have to say I told ya DJ, it was Shammie (well,
>>at
>>least part of the time...). Pretty cool stunt...who's idea was it?
>>
>
>I cannot tell a lie. It was Shamtrek's.
I really had to twist your arm too!
>-Evil Troll
Shamtrek
drum...@aol.com (Drumboys) wrote in
>part:
>
>> SJ is Sisko. Outspoken when he wants to be, diplomatic peacemaker
>>when he needs to be. Wulf is SJ's Dukat/Kai Winn counterpart. Their
>>correspondence was similar to the cultural/political discussions between
>>Winn and Sisko, with everything eventually coming to a head in a "Waltz"
>>late March and early April. But have we seen the "Final Chapter"? <G>
>
>Oh, I forgot to highlight this in particular. Masterpiece of aptness.
I have to give credit to Fiver, that's his word-for-word, it was perfect as is,
I couldn't add a thing!
Shamtrek
It was inevitable that someone would get left out. So far we have discovered
LMB without a ST match. Sorry Louis. This is who you are:
LMB is a cross between Miles, Geordi, and Gowron. Miles because he likes to go
out on a limb and is constantly damaging himself in the process (all those torn
shoulders from too much rafting in the holosuites) plus he has that
wisecracking side to him Geordi, because he has a unique way of seeing things.
Gowron, because he is not afraid to boldly venture into anybody's face and take
no prisoners.
FIVEBAND
>>AHEM, what are you implying??
>
>That like Harry, you are often self-deprecating and yet unshakable
>when you're sure you're right;
You're just being nice, and you can't convince me otherwise.
>you're also sensitive to and wistful
>about the women you lust after. :-)
Oh no, I've been found out! Quick, hide me!
FIVEBAND
>>>I was doing my "Seven on a date" imitation.
>>
>>ROFLOL!!!
>
>I thought you'd like that, Reg.
You'll always be my empathic goddess. Care to pose for my
holo-imager?
>>Hey, did you start packing yet?
>
>I'm all packed. :-((((((
>
>Our list is the only thing that kept me distracted enough tonight not to be
>crying buckets.
Aw shucks, Shamtrek! We'll miss you too! Oh well, I'm sure this isn't
the last you'll be in So Cali. [knocking on wood]
Well if you get too bummed on the flight, just pig out on those Godivas.
What time's your plane leave?
Shamtrek
>Drumboys is Tuvix!!!!
We deserve that!
>Good job, guys. :-)
Thanks Steve!
Shamtrek
>You'll always be my empathic goddess. Care to pose for my
>holo-imager?
Sure, anytime, doc.
>>>Hey, did you start packing yet?
>>
>>I'm all packed. :-((((((
>>
>>Our list is the only thing that kept me distracted enough tonight not to be
>>crying buckets.
>
>Aw shucks, Shamtrek! We'll miss you too! Oh well, I'm sure this isn't
>the last you'll be in So Cali. [knocking on wood]
[knocking on my head]
>Well if you get too bummed on the flight, just pig out on those Godivas.
You mean, what's left of them....mmmmm
>What time's your plane leave?
3 PM. Roll into the east coast around 11:30 PM. Only a thirsty spider plant to
welcome me home. [string section, enter now]
FIVEBAND
>>Steve Christianson wrote:
>
>>Drumboys is Tuvix!!!!
>
>We deserve that!
Well, as long as we share genes and you don't monopolize.
FIVEBAND
>>Well, as long as we share genes and you don't monopolize.
>
>Now you get to try on all my bellydance costumes!
Uh oh, I didn't sign up for *that*!
Shamtrek
>>>Steve Christianson wrote:
>>
>>>Drumboys is Tuvix!!!!
>>
>>We deserve that!
>
>Well, as long as we share genes and you don't monopolize.
Now you get to try on all my bellydance costumes!
>-Evil Troll
FIVEBAND
>> FIVEBAND is Reginald Barclay. He is a loner with a profoundly deep
>nature
>> and intelligence, but on the outside looking in. Given half a chance he
>> could prove himself in any arena of society and love. A true Renaissance
>man.
>
>
>Actually Fiver would be a pretty good Harry Kim. Someone who's young, a
>decent and unpretentious guy, bright, open and friendly.
[blush]
Don't forget drop-dead gorgeous!
>> Shammie is Leeta, obviously. ;-)
>>
>> Anita is Jadzia. Quirky sense of humor. Bluntly honest. Emotional
>side
>> that can be endearing. She'd also make a good Kira, given how jealous
>> she is about her freedom and her natural distrust of the establishment.
>
>
>Kira. Or maybe Keylar (sp? Worf's mate).
>
Well, Anita does have the most amazing forehead...
>> SJ is Sisko. Outspoken when he wants to be, diplomatic peacemaker
>> when he needs to be. Wulf is SJ's Dukat/Kai Winn counterpart. Their
>> correspondence was similar to the cultural/political discussions between
>> Winn and Sisko, with everything eventually coming to a head in a "Waltz"
>> late March and early April. But have we seen the "Final Chapter"? <G>
>
>
>Hmmm...
Indeed!
>> Stormie is a cross between Kira and Vash. Like Kira, she has a temper,
>> and like Vash, you just cannot control that adventurous spirit.
>
>
>But can Stormie crack a walnut with her butt...
>
Well, she *is* going through all those hormonal changes...
>> Oh yeah, and by the way:
>> Drumboys is a cross between Fiveband and Shamtrek. It's one of
>> Shammie's screen-names and we bounced it back and forth between us.
>> Hee heeeeeee!
>
>
>Drumboys is Tuvix!!!!
>
Are you saying that Shammie and I have, ahem, "merged"? <G>
SkipHappy3
>>Aw shucks, Shamtrek! We'll miss you too! Oh well, I'm sure this isn't
>>the last you'll be in So Cali. [knocking on wood]
>
>[knocking on my head]
[chuckle]
>>Well if you get too bummed on the flight, just pig out on those Godivas.
>
>You mean, what's left of them....mmmmm
I'm glad you liked them. Or more like relieved, since I had no idea
what was in that box!
>>What time's your plane leave?
>
>3 PM. Roll into the east coast around 11:30 PM.
Wow, only 13 hours away. :(
>Only a thirsty spider plant to
>welcome me home. [string section, enter now]
Well, I hope that good weather welcomes you home at least.
Mr. Happy
Drumboys
>>>Well if you get too bummed on the flight, just pig out on those Godivas.
>>
>>You mean, what's left of them....mmmmm
>
>I'm glad you liked them. Or more like relieved, since I had no idea
>what was in that box!
All my favorite truffles!
>Well, I hope that good weather welcomes you home at least.
Thank you so much! Actually, it's very springlike there, only about 60 degrees,
but sunny and nice.
I will see you all soon!
(No, really, I'm coming to your town next, be very afraid.)
>Mr. Happy
>
>
>
>
>
>
Lurker@home
Drumboys wrote in message <19990512014337...@ng-fu1.aol.com>...
".....those are our nominations for Post Of The Year, in the
Non-Topic-Driven category....
"And the winner is............."
Dangermouse
Drumboys <drum...@aol.com> wrote
> Dangermouse is some Starfleet bureaucrat that has the inside scoop
> on all the stuff that happens behind the scenes. Someday he's gonna
> write a book on this and serve it up on a dish.
Ah, so that's what you mean by Admiral Ross
> Dangermouse is also Sloane.
> Deadly and very much on the inside.
I think Sloane is a better comparison... (Not particularly answerable to
anyone directly...)
> Julianna is a cross between T'Pring (the one Kirk and Spock had to
fight
> to the death over) and T'Pel (sp?). She loves Tuvok with all her heart
and is
> a cold Vulcan to anyone who would deny him his chance (like T'Pring she'd
> have no problem seeing them killed).
I'd say she's Seven - cares for Tuvok, and is ruthlessly efficient about
it, with a massive database of Trek lore somewhere in her head.
--
"This path has been placed before you; the choice to take it is yours
alone"
Shamtrek
>Drumboys <drum...@aol.com> wrote
>> Dangermouse is some Starfleet bureaucrat that has the inside scoop
>> on all the stuff that happens behind the scenes. Someday he's gonna
>> write a book on this and serve it up on a dish.
>
>Ah, so that's what you mean by Admiral Ross
>
>> Dangermouse is also Sloane.
>> Deadly and very much on the inside.
>
>I think Sloane is a better comparison... (Not particularly answerable to
>anyone directly...)
You like "deadly?"
>> Julianna is a cross between T'Pring (the one Kirk and Spock had to
>fight
>> to the death over) and T'Pel (sp?). She loves Tuvok with all her heart
>and is
>> a cold Vulcan to anyone who would deny him his chance (like T'Pring she'd
>
>> have no problem seeing them killed).
.>I'd say she's Seven - cares for Tuvok, and is ruthlessly efficient about
>it, with a massive database of Trek lore somewhere in her head.
Well, if T'Pel is the right name we got for Tuvok's wife, I think she'd have
you killed for saying otherwise.
Shamtrek
>".....those are our nominations for Post Of The Year, in the
>Non-Topic-Driven category....
>
>"And the winner is............."
What?! Sputter...blow a gasket...Non-Topic?!?
Ahem:
Kirk, Odo, Barclay, Paris, Leeta, Jadzia, Quaark, Ezri, Boothby, Janeway,
Sloane, Starflleet, Sisko, "Waltz," Kai Winn, Dukat, "Final Chapter," T'Pring,
T'Pel, Tuvok, Will Riker, Tom Riker, Nog, Holodoc, Data, Wesley, the Taveler,
Naomi Wildman, Chakotay, "Timeless," Kira, Vash, Dr Crusher, Dr Bashir,
genetically enhanced, Deanna Troi, Moogie, Worf, Blood Wine, Pakled, Vorik,
Seven, Harry, Tuvix (Drumboys).
Hands on hips
What do you have to say for yourself now?
Personally, I feel covered for the next month to go as off-topic as my little
heart desires.
Nick Nukem
(just kidding) :-)
When will Nog get his chance?
Shamtrek
>Nog? Who did I piss off here anyway?
>(just kidding) :-)
I love Nog!!!!!
>
>When will Nog get his chance?
LOL!
Lurker@home
Shamtrek wrote in message <19990512122410...@ng-cn1.aol.com>...
The word is such a fickle mistress............The category is
Non-Topic-Driven, meaning driven by a topic. This post was driven by the
personalities of the people it referenced, not by a trekish topic per
se.......therefore, non-topic-driven. Faulously accurate and succinct,
therefore a candidate for Post Of The Year.... So accurate in fact , that
Lurker is seriously considering changing his ID to Traveler.........I told a
non-NG friend about it, and he laughed out loud -- "I don't know about the
rest of 'em, but they pegged you right on the nose," sez he.....
Stormstruck
Steve Christianson wrote in message <373937...@yahoo.com>...
>X-No-Archive: yes
>
>
>Drumboys wrote:
>>
>> Here it is and here is who you are as perceived by Fiveband
>> and Shamtrek. They have entrusted this sacred list to my care
>> and asked me to apologize if anyone got left out.
>> ===================================================
>>
>> Steve is Kirk. He's a horndog with a moral compass that gives him a
>> sense of justice.
>
>
>I like it! :-)
>
As do I, very apt ;o)
>
>> DJ is Odo. Outspoken, strict respect for the written law, knowledge
of the
>> politics of a somewhat corrupt government, somewhat enigmatic, but with a
>> highly romantic side.
>>
Definitely
>> FIVEBAND is Reginald Barclay. He is a loner with a profoundly deep
nature
>> and intelligence, but on the outside looking in. Given half a chance he
>> could prove himself in any arena of society and love. A true Renaissance
man.
>
Did Trollie-dearest write this paragraph? ;o)
>
>Actually Fiver would be a pretty good Harry Kim. Someone who's young, a
>decent and unpretentious guy, bright, open and friendly.
>
Hmm but wouldn't it be Narcissisism(sp?) for Trollie to be his own #1 fan?
>
>> RobRey is Tom Paris. Both are big history buffs. Both are hotshot
navy
>> types.
>> Both need to be controlled by strong women. <BG>
>
>
>Tom's so immature, though, which Rob isn't.
>
Tom has a bloody sexy arse, Rob send me a pic of your butt so I can judge it
fairly ;o)))))
>
>> Shammie is Leeta, obviously. ;-)
>>
I don't really know much about Leeta, but I agree ;o)
>> Anita is Jadzia. Quirky sense of humor. Bluntly honest. Emotional
side
>> that can be endearing. She'd also make a good Kira, given how jealous
>> she is about her freedom and her natural distrust of the establishment.
>
Yup
>
>Kira. Or maybe Keylar (sp? Worf's mate).
>
K'Ehlar kicked ass, shame they bopped her off ;o(
>
>> Aardvark is Quark. He'd probably prefer his "female" nude and chewing
>> his food for him. He also seems to have a caring nature under the facade.
>>
ROFL!!!
>> Allie is Ezri. Short, sweet, cute, bubbly on the outside. Seems like
an old
>> soul on the inside.
>>
Yup, shes put me in my place a couple of times, I'd say shes more of a
Curzon Dax than Ezri ;o)
>> Bob is probably Boothby. He's the wise elder that people respect.
>>
I don't know Bob very well (for which he is eternally grateful) hehehe
>> Amarna is Janeway. She just seems to understand Janway's POV
>> too well not to be able to identify with her on some level.
>>
Yup definitely
>> Dangermouse is some Starfleet bureaucrat that has the inside scoop
>> on all the stuff that happens behind the scenes. Someday he's gonna
>> write a book on this and serve it up on a dish. Dangermouse is also
Sloane.
>> Deadly and very much on the inside.
>>
Yup Mr Section 31 ;o)
>> SJ is Sisko. Outspoken when he wants to be, diplomatic peacemaker
>> when he needs to be. Wulf is SJ's Dukat/Kai Winn counterpart. Their
>> correspondence was similar to the cultural/political discussions between
>> Winn and Sisko, with everything eventually coming to a head in a "Waltz"
>> late March and early April. But have we seen the "Final Chapter"? <G>
>
>
>Hmmm...
Double Hmmm...
>
>
>> Julianna is a cross between T'Pring (the one Kirk and Spock had to
fight
>> to the death over) and T'Pel (sp?). She loves Tuvok with all her heart
and is
>> a cold Vulcan to anyone who would deny him his chance (like T'Pring she'd
>> have no problem seeing them killed).
>>
Ouch!
>> Ta is a young, beardless Will Riker, tall, good-looking, and eager to
>> prove himself.
>>
Ta is a guy?
>> Wave is Tom Riker. A bit more of a renegade, gets out of control
easily
>> but charismatic because of it.
>>
Heheh yup
>> Nick Nukem is Nog, young and energetic, determined to be the best
>> he can.
>>
ROFL I'm not sure Nick will thank you for this
>> The Flinx is a cross between Holodoc and Data, somewhat inscrutable at
>> times, then quite spontaneously amusing when you least expect it.
>>
Heheheh yes! perfect!!
>> Lurker is Wesley's friend the Traveler, he shows up out of nowhere and
>> disappears again mysteriously.
>>
Hehehehe 2 for 2
>> Therese is a cross between Naomi Wildman, and Chakotay's woman in
>> "Timeless" because she is loyal and true blue to the end, as well as
>> having at times a fun-loving, little-girl temperament.
>>
Ain't seen Timeless yet ;o(
>> Stormie is a cross between Kira and Vash. Like Kira, she has a temper,
>> and like Vash, you just cannot control that adventurous spirit.
>
>
>But can Stormie crack a walnut with her butt...
ROFL, no but come November I will be able to squeeze a rock melon sized
object out... (never mind you all get the idea ROFLMAO)
>
>
>> Erin is Beverly Crusher, not only brilliant in science and pretty to
boot,
>> but a peacemaker in human relations.
>>
Peacemaker in human relations? Bev Crusher? Did we watch the same series
of TNG?
>> Bozo the Proctologist is Dr Bashir, genetically enhanced spoilers.
>> No-brainer on this one. <g>
>>
ROFL
>> Fluffy Rain is Troi, sensitive and empathic, soft and feminine.
>>
Hence the nick Fluffy ;o)
>> CrabbyKitten is a very young and sexy Moogie--no bullshit, and knows
>> how to get what she wants.
>>
Moogie and sexy dont go in the same sentence... do they? I am sure CK is
young and sexy however
>> Chris is Worf, very honorable and bluntly honest without ever meaning
>> to insult. Direct and informed, secretly addicted to Blood Wine and
>> biting his women.
>>
Ouch!!!!!!
>> TC is a charismatic Pakled (so insists 5B).
>>
Heheh
>> 415Man is Tuvok. Always logical and on-topic, no nonsense, probably
>> secretly a blues singer.
>>
>> Mr Sexy is Vorik. Immature, annoying, and pops in every now and then
>> without much meaning or purpose.
>> =================================================
>> Sorry folks:
>> Seven is one of a kind and stands alone.
>
>
>True.
>
Hate to do it, but have to agree with Ol' Pervo here
>
>> Harry is a sacred cow.
>>
Stop whining and hand me some of RDM's rump...
>> (Ouch! Quit poking me, Fiver, I said it, OK?!)
>>
>> Are you mocking me?
>>
>> Did we leave anyone out?
>>
>> Oh yeah, and by the way:
>> Drumboys is a cross between Fiveband and Shamtrek. It's one of
>> Shammie's screen-names and we bounced it back and forth between us.
>> Hee heeeeeee!
>
>
>Drumboys is Tuvix!!!!
>
>Good job, guys. :-)
YAY guys!! nice one!!
FIVEBAND
>>Nick Nukem) wrote:
>
>>Nog? Who did I piss off here anyway?
>>(just kidding) :-)
>
>I love Nog!!!!!
Translation: Shamtrek loves you, Nick!
>>
>>When will Nog get his chance?
>
>LOL!
>
Translation: Very soon!
Stormstruck
temper,
>>> and like Vash, you just cannot control that adventurous spirit.
>>
>>
>>But can Stormie crack a walnut with her butt...
>>
>
>
Hey! ;o)
PS - W*lf Sucks
FIVEBAND
>The word is such a fickle mistress............The category is
>Non-Topic-Driven, meaning driven by a topic. This post was driven by the
>personalities of the people it referenced, not by a trekish topic per
>se.......therefore, non-topic-driven. Faulously accurate and succinct,
>therefore a candidate for Post Of The Year.... So accurate in fact , that
>Lurker is seriously considering changing his ID to Traveler.........I told a
>non-NG friend about it, and he laughed out loud -- "I don't know about the
>rest of 'em, but they pegged you right on the nose," sez he.....
Hmmm, does that mean your friend's name
is Wesley Crusher?
Stormstruck
>Nick Nukem wrote in message
<25642-37...@newsd-233.iap.bryant.webtv.net>...
>Nog? Who did I piss off here anyway?
>(just kidding) :-)
Heheheheh
>When will Nog get his chance?
When his leg grows back naturally!!
PS - W*lf Sucks
FIVEBAND
>>Actually Fiver would be a pretty good Harry Kim. Someone who's young, a
>>decent and unpretentious guy, bright, open and friendly.
>>
>
>Hmm but wouldn't it be Narcissisism(sp?) for Trollie to be his own #1 fan?
Well, I think that Harry is such a great man that no one on this NG
can live up to his standards.
>>> FIVEBAND is Reginald Barclay. He is a loner with a profoundly deep
>nature
>>> and intelligence, but on the outside looking in. Given half a chance he
>>> could prove himself in any arena of society and love. A true Renaissance
>man.
>>
>
>
>Did Trollie-dearest write this paragraph? ;o)
Nope. I was too embarrassed to make something here. I wrote for
Shammie, and she wrote for me.
>>> Ta is a young, beardless Will Riker, tall, good-looking, and eager to
>>> prove himself.
>>>
>
>Ta is a guy?
LOL! His real name is Steve.
>>> CrabbyKitten is a very young and sexy Moogie--no bullshit, and knows
>>> how to get what she wants.
>>>
>
>Moogie and sexy dont go in the same sentence... do they?
Are you kidding?? Moogie is a goddess!
>>Drumboys is Tuvix!!!!
>>
>>Good job, guys. :-)
>
>YAY guys!! nice one!!
Shammie deserves most of the credit. Her tireless devotion and
attention to detail is an inspiration to us all.
Stormstruck
FIVEBAND wrote in message <19990512153305...@ng-fg1.aol.com>...
>Stormstruck wrote:
>
>>>Actually Fiver would be a pretty good Harry Kim. Someone who's young, a
>>>decent and unpretentious guy, bright, open and friendly.
>>>
>>
>>Hmm but wouldn't it be Narcissisism(sp?) for Trollie to be his own #1 fan?
>
>can live up to his standards.
Yeah yeah but RDM still has a lovely arse.
>
>>>> FIVEBAND is Reginald Barclay. He is a loner with a profoundly deep
>>nature
>>>> and intelligence, but on the outside looking in. Given half a chance he
>>>> could prove himself in any arena of society and love. A true
Renaissance
>>man.
>>>
>>
>>
>>Did Trollie-dearest write this paragraph? ;o)
>
>Nope. I was too embarrassed to make something here. I wrote for
>Shammie, and she wrote for me.
>
Hehehhehe I wondered about that ;o)
>>>> Ta is a young, beardless Will Riker, tall, good-looking, and eager
to
>>>> prove himself.
>>>>
>>
>>Ta is a guy?
>
>LOL! His real name is Steve.
Oh shit, sorry.
Also, oh shit, not ANOTHER Steve!!! j/k ;o)
>
>>>> CrabbyKitten is a very young and sexy Moogie--no bullshit, and knows
>>>> how to get what she wants.
>>>>
>>
>>Moogie and sexy dont go in the same sentence... do they?
>
>Are you kidding?? Moogie is a goddess!
>
Oh man, you need to get out more LOL
>>>Drumboys is Tuvix!!!!
>>>
>>>Good job, guys. :-)
>>
>>YAY guys!! nice one!!
>
>Shammie deserves most of the credit. Her tireless devotion and
>attention to detail is an inspiration to us all.
>
Yeah, but it's nice to see we can all pull together and take piss out of
each other
Bozo the Proctologist
>Here it is and here is who you are as perceived by Fiveband
>and Shamtrek. They have entrusted this sacred list to my care
>and asked me to apologize if anyone got left out.
>===================================================
>
> Steve is Kirk. He's a horndog with a moral compass that gives him a
> sense of justice.
That also gives him an excuse to re-write the dress code so all his
interns have to wear miniskirts.
> DJ is Odo. Outspoken, strict respect for the written law, knowledge
of the
>politics of a somewhat corrupt government, somewhat enigmatic, but with
a
>highly romantic side.
And with a dryer sense of humor than he's given credit for.
> FIVEBAND is Reginald Barclay. He is a loner with a profoundly deep
nature
>and intelligence, but on the outside looking in. Given half a chance he
>could prove himself in any arena of society and love. A true Renaissance
man.
I think you're mistaking Barclay for the character Dwight Schultz played
on "A-Team."
> RobRey is Tom Paris. Both are big history buffs. Both are hotshot
navy
>types.
>Both need to be controlled by strong women. <BG>
So THAT'S why Paris was walking so funny after Mistress Janeway demoted
him???
> Shammie is Leeta, obviously. ;-)
So if you see her eyes glow green or go shiny, spooky black better duck
behind- oops, wrong Lyta.......
Never mind. <G>
> Anita is Jadzia. Quirky sense of humor. Bluntly honest. Emotional
side
>that can be endearing. She'd also make a good Kira, given how jealous
>she is about her freedom and her natural distrust of the establishment.
Yeah, but try calling Anita "Old Man" and see how many teeth she lest you
keep.
> Aardvark is Quark. He'd probably prefer his "female" nude and
chewing
>his food for him. He also seems to have a caring nature under the
facade.
I'll have an Aldebaron Sunspot...... shaken, not stirred.......
> Allie is Ezri. Short, sweet, cute, bubbly on the outside. Seems like
an old
>soul on the inside.
Except that people LIKE Allie.
> Bob is probably Boothby. He's the wise elder that people respect.
>
> Amarna is Janeway. She just seems to understand Janway's POV
>too well not to be able to identify with her on some level.
But Amarna's never beamed anything dangerous into the Newsgroup.
> Dangermouse is some Starfleet bureaucrat that has the inside scoop
>on all the stuff that happens behind the scenes. Someday he's gonna
>write a book on this and serve it up on a dish. Dangermouse is also
Sloane.
>Deadly and very much on the inside.
Somewhere between Sloane's character and Walter Mathou's character in
"Hopscotch."
> SJ is Sisko. Outspoken when he wants to be, diplomatic peacemaker
>when he needs to be. Wulf is SJ's Dukat/Kai Winn counterpart. Their
>correspondence was similar to the cultural/political discussions between
>Winn and Sisko, with everything eventually coming to a head in a
"Waltz"
>late March and early April. But have we seen the "Final Chapter"? <G>
So who is his Garak?
> Julianna is a cross between T'Pring (the one Kirk and Spock had to
fight
>to the death over) and T'Pel (sp?). She loves Tuvok with all her heart
and is
>a cold Vulcan to anyone who would deny him his chance (like T'Pring
she'd
>have no problem seeing them killed).
When will Dr. Selar finally get her chance?
> Ta is a young, beardless Will Riker, tall, good-looking, and eager to
>prove himself.
First-season Riker? Ewwwwwww.......
> Wave is Tom Riker. A bit more of a renegade, gets out of control
easily
>but charismatic because of it.
Fortunately we're still hearing from Wave, though.
> Nick Nukem is Nog, young and energetic, determined to be the best
>he can.
>
> The Flinx is a cross between Holodoc and Data, somewhat inscrutable
at
>times, then quite spontaneously amusing when you least expect it.
But Flinxx KNOWS when he makes a funny. Data's biggest laughs were when
he was unaware of the humor intrinsic to the situation.
> Lurker is Wesley's friend the Traveler, he shows up out of nowhere
and
>disappears again mysteriously.
Since the Traveler made Pestley disappear, he's EVERYONE'S friend!!
> Therese is a cross between Naomi Wildman, and Chakotay's woman in
>"Timeless" because she is loyal and true blue to the end, as well as
>having at times a fun-loving, little-girl temperament.
>
> Stormie is a cross between Kira and Vash. Like Kira, she has a
temper,
>and like Vash, you just cannot control that adventurous spirit.
And SJ must enjoy being a semi-religious personage to her...... <EG>
> Erin is Beverly Crusher, not only brilliant in science and pretty to
boot,
>but a peacemaker in human relations.
>
> Bozo the Proctologist is Dr Bashir, genetically enhanced spoilers.
>No-brainer on this one. <g>
I'll have you know I have the brain of a very highly-regarded
scientist...... in a jar on my desk.......
> Fluffy Rain is Troi, sensitive and empathic, soft and feminine.
>
> CrabbyKitten is a very young and sexy Moogie--no bullshit, and knows
> how to get what she wants.
I've never had a good end come from comparing a woman to a Ferengi.
> Chris is Worf, very honorable and bluntly honest without ever meaning
>to insult. Direct and informed, secretly addicted to Blood Wine and
>biting his women.
"Today is a good day to post!"
> TC is a charismatic Pakled (so insists 5B).
Ouch!
> 415Man is Tuvok. Always logical and on-topic, no nonsense, probably
>secretly a blues singer.
If you feel a suden chill in the air, RUN!!!!!!!!!
> Mr Sexy is Vorik. Immature, annoying, and pops in every now and then
>without much meaning or purpose.
That would make him a cross between Vorik and a Kazon.
> =================================================
>Sorry folks:
>Seven is one of a kind and stands alone.
Actually, she's two of a...... I mean, they're always walking just ahead
of her so she's never..... well, they DO look like they'd be good
company......
..... maybe this would be a good place to end that sentence.......
>Harry is a sacred cow.
Oh be nice! He hasn't put on THAT much weight!!
>Oh yeah, and by the way:
> Drumboys is a cross between Fiveband and Shamtrek. It's one of
>Shammie's screen-names and we bounced it back and forth between us.
>Hee heeeeeee!
Another one of those pesky transporter malfunctions, eh? Have you tried
reinitializing the starboard Heisenberg inertial coupling framistat? Or
remodulating the sideareal impulse tachyon emitter array? Or, if
treknobabble is insufficient to solve the problem, just kick the hell out
of the console until it surrenders and reboots?
He-Who-Wonders-Who-Garak-Was-Supposed-To-Be
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Therese Gray
from drum...@aol.com (Drumboys) contains these words:
> Here it is and here is who you are as perceived by Fiveband
> and Shamtrek. They have entrusted this sacred list to my care
> and asked me to apologize if anyone got left out.
> ===================================================
> Steve is Kirk. He's a horndog with a moral compass that gives him a
> sense of justice.
Said so! :)
> Therese is a cross between Naomi Wildman, and Chakotay's woman in
> "Timeless" because she is loyal and true blue to the end, as well as
> having at times a fun-loving, little-girl temperament.
>
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naomi I could maybe put up with on the grounds that it's just WEIRD...
....but that dead, brainless cow out of Timeless?!?!?!?!?!? :(
I never knew how much you both hated me!!!!!!
Sulk, sulk, sulk, sulk, sulk, sulk, sulk.........
:)
FIVEBAND
>>Well, I think that Harry is such a great man that no one on this NG
>>can live up to his standards.
>
>Yeah yeah but RDM still has a lovely arse.
Well, if you're into big ones...
>>>Ta is a guy?
>>
>>LOL! His real name is Steve.
>
>Oh shit, sorry.
>
>Also, oh shit, not ANOTHER Steve!!! j/k ;o)
Yep, which makes three.
>>>Moogie and sexy dont go in the same sentence... do they?
>>
>>Are you kidding?? Moogie is a goddess!
>>
>
>Oh man, you need to get out more LOL
Hey don't slam the goddess.
>>Shammie deserves most of the credit. Her tireless devotion and
>>attention to detail is an inspiration to us all.
>>
>
>Yeah, but it's nice to see we can all pull together and take piss out of
>each other
"Take piss out of each other"? I don't know that phrase.
FIVEBAND
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
>Not funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
>Naomi I could maybe put up with on the grounds that it's just WEIRD...
>
>
>....but that dead, brainless cow out of Timeless?!?!?!?!?!? :(
[grovel mode on]
I'm so sorry. Will you ever forgive me?
>I never knew how much you both hated me!!!!!!
>
>
>Sulk, sulk, sulk, sulk, sulk, sulk, sulk.........
Are you kidding? We love you! In fact, I was just telling Shamtrek
how much I want to be like you.
Wavemaker
Bozo the Proctologist wrote in message
<19990512.160130...@juno.com>...
<snip hilarious comments>
>> Wave is Tom Riker. A bit more of a renegade, gets out of control
>>easily but charismatic because of it.
>
>Fortunately we're still hearing from Wave, though.
Hey, thanks! Actually, I did escape from an Cardassian institution of sorts,
but that's another story.
<snip more hilarious comments. Great job!>
FIVEBAND
>ShamBAND doth write thus:
[chuckle]
>iven half a chance he
>>could prove himself in any arena of society and love. A true Renaissance
>man.
>
>I think you're mistaking Barclay for the character Dwight Schultz played
>on "A-Team."
Murdock? Actually, I'm more of a B.A. Baracus.
>Another one of those pesky transporter malfunctions, eh? Have you tried
>reinitializing the starboard Heisenberg inertial coupling framistat? Or
>remodulating the sideareal impulse tachyon emitter array? Or, if
>treknobabble is insufficient to solve the problem, just kick the hell out
>of the console until it surrenders and reboots?
>
We tried that, but we keep getting this blue screen saying that some
exception has occured...
Field Marshal D.J.
> DJ is Odo. Outspoken, strict respect for the written law, knowledge of
the
>politics of a somewhat corrupt government, somewhat enigmatic, but with a
>highly romantic side.
Oh, my.
> Allie is Ezri. Short, sweet, cute, bubbly on the outside. Seems like an
old
>soul on the inside.
With a mean streak, as of late... :-|
> Stormie is a cross between Kira and Vash. Like Kira, she has a temper,
>and like Vash, you just cannot control that adventurous spirit.
I am not the father !!
> Erin is Beverly Crusher, not only brilliant in science and pretty to
boot,
>but a peacemaker in human relations.
I'd rather she be closer to Seven...
>Sorry folks:
>Seven is one of a kind and stands alone.
Not to me. I hearby declare Erin to be Seven ! :-)
>Harry is a sacred cow.
Fiver like's playing with Harry's udders !
Guten Nachmittag,
--The Field Marshal D.J. (Angry 1/2 Odo)
Field Marshal D.J.
>as for Drumboys...well, I'll have to say I told ya DJ, it was Shammie
(well, at
>least part of the time...). Pretty cool stunt...who's idea was it?
That's not nice, though... What if a few of us got together and merged
personalities (hey, I am Odo, y'know).
Excuse me while I go morph myself into a Laz-Y-Boy...
Guten Nachmittag,
--The Field Marshal D.J. (Smitten 1/2 German)
thre...@webtv.net
Therese Gray
from five...@aol.comLaLaLand (FIVEBAND) contains these words:
> Therese wrote:
> >WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >
> >
> >Not funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >
> >
> >Naomi I could maybe put up with on the grounds that it's just WEIRD...
> >
> >
> >....but that dead, brainless cow out of Timeless?!?!?!?!?!? :(
> [grovel mode on]
> I'm so sorry. Will you ever forgive me?
> >I never knew how much you both hated me!!!!!!
> >
> >
> >Sulk, sulk, sulk, sulk, sulk, sulk, sulk.........
> Are you kidding? We love you! In fact, I was just telling Shamtrek
> how much I want to be like you.
You want to be like a cross between Naomi and Tessa? You are a sick
man, Fiveband! :)
Anita
wrote in part:
>> Therese is a cross between Naomi Wildman, and Chakotay's woman in
>> "Timeless" because she is loyal and true blue to the end, as well as
>> having at times a fun-loving, little-girl temperament.
>>
>
>
>
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
>Not funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
>Naomi I could maybe put up with on the grounds that it's just WEIRD...
>
>
>....but that dead, brainless cow out of Timeless?!?!?!?!?!? :(
>
>
>I never knew how much you both hated me!!!!!!
>
>
>Sulk, sulk, sulk, sulk, sulk, sulk, sulk.........
>
>
>:)
>
So how about Leah Brahms for Theresa? Very matter of fact and
accurate, and then suddenly a smile that reveals a warm woman behind
the intellect. Hmm?
- Vegas Annie
FIVEBAND
>> Allie is Ezri. Short, sweet, cute, bubbly on the outside. Seems like an
>old
>>soul on the inside.
>
>
>With a mean streak, as of late... :-|
It's just the Curzon in her. ;-)
>>Sorry folks:
>>Seven is one of a kind and stands alone.
>
>
>Not to me. I hearby declare Erin to be Seven ! :-)
I forbid it.
>>Harry is a sacred cow.
>
>
>Fiver like's playing with Harry's udders !
>
Whynot swallow yer own tongue?
FIVEBAND
>Pretty cool stunt...who's idea was it?
>
>
>That's not nice, though... What if a few of us got together and merged
>personalities (hey, I am Odo, y'know).
I'd love to see a DJ/Bozo combo, actually.
FIVEBAND
>threevok is Doctor Sevrin :-)
WHo?
Therese Gray
from Steven Collins (don't ask!!) contains these words:
> Therese threw a wee bit of a tanty :-) when she wrote:
>
> > The message <19990512014337...@ng-fu1.aol.com>
> > from drum...@aol.com (Drumboys) contains these words:
> >
> > > Therese is a cross between Naomi Wildman, and Chakotay's woman in
> > > "Timeless" because she is loyal and true blue to the end, as well as
> > > having at times a fun-loving, little-girl temperament.
> > >
> >
> > WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >
> > Not funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >
> > Naomi I could maybe put up with on the grounds that it's just WEIRD...
> >
> > ....but that dead, brainless cow out of Timeless?!?!?!?!?!? :(
> >
> > I never knew how much you both hated me!!!!!!
>
> > Sulk, sulk, sulk, sulk, sulk, sulk, sulk.........
> Oh, stop :-)
> Actually I see you as more of a Beverly Crusher type. Professional but
> with a sense of humor, and that bizarre Beltran fetish is a bit like
> Beverly's past with tap dancing. :-)
THAT'S EVEN *WORSE*!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd far rather be Naomi than Beverly Crusher!
I mean, Naomi's got a bit of life about her, but Beverly....
...she didn't even get off with Jean Luc, mon dieu! :)
*GHASTLY!!!!*
Therese Gray
from five...@aol.comLaLaLand (FIVEBAND) contains these words:
> DJ wrote:
> >> Allie is Ezri. Short, sweet, cute, bubbly on the outside. Seems like an
> >old
> >>soul on the inside.
> >
> >
> >With a mean streak, as of late... :-|
> It's just the Curzon in her. ;-)
Allie! You contain a cinema? I'm impressed!!!! :)
FIVEBAND
>> Are you kidding? We love you! In fact, I was just telling Shamtrek
>> how much I want to be like you.
>
>
>You want to be like a cross between Naomi and Tessa? You are a sick
>man, Fiveband! :)
>
Are you mocking me?
Ta'teria
> If I'm Tom Riker, I guess that makes me and Ta brothers. Hmm... I'll
have to
> think about that one for awhile. <g>
>
hmmm...just remember, I'm the young sexy one...
--
Ta'teria
--------
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Erin C. Smith
> > Actually I see you as more of a Beverly Crusher type. Professional but
> > with a sense of humor, and that bizarre Beltran fetish is a bit like
> > Beverly's past with tap dancing. :-)
>
> THAT'S EVEN *WORSE*!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> I'd far rather be Naomi than Beverly Crusher!
>
> I mean, Naomi's got a bit of life about her, but Beverly....
>
> ...she didn't even get off with Jean Luc, mon dieu! :)
>
> *GHASTLY!!!!*
...wait a minute...should I be taking offense to this?
j/k :-)
FIVEBAND
>I'd far rather be Naomi than Beverly Crusher!
>
>I mean, Naomi's got a bit of life about her, but Beverly....
>
>
>...she didn't even get off with Jean Luc, mon dieu! :)
>
>
>*GHASTLY!!!!*
So you're into bald men too? That does it, I'm
shaving my head. Besides, I might as well
since I'm balding in the front anyways.
BTW, want my pic?
Therese Gray
from Steve Christianson <stevechr...@yahoo.com> contains these words:
> Oh, stop :-)
> Actually I see you as more of a Beverly Crusher type. Professional but
> with a sense of humor, and that bizarre Beltran fetish is a bit like
> Beverly's past with tap dancing. :-)
Thanks. :)
I think I've adjusted to being the Naomi of the group now:
...inexplicably intelligent, wise beyond her years, gets to save the
ship every other week, charming and spunky, irritates the hell out of
a number of people on the NG......
...and still hasn't had a scene with Chakotay...
Sounds spot on actually, doesn't it...???? :)
Not too sure about those spikes on her head though....
......she hasn't got nearly as many as I have.....
Therese Gray
from five...@aol.comLaLaLand (FIVEBAND) contains these words:
> Therese wrote:
> >> Are you kidding? We love you! In fact, I was just telling Shamtrek
> >> how much I want to be like you.
> >
> >
> >You want to be like a cross between Naomi and Tessa? You are a sick
> >man, Fiveband! :)
> >
> Are you mocking me?
Excuse me?
Shouldn't I be asking *you* that? :)
FIVEBAND
>> >You want to be like a cross between Naomi and Tessa? You are a sick
>> >man, Fiveband! :)
>> >
>
>> Are you mocking me?
>
>Excuse me?
>
>Shouldn't I be asking *you* that? :)
No. That's my line.
FIVEBAND
>> >Shouldn't I be asking *you* that? :)
>
>> No. That's my line.
>
>
>Yes - but it's my *question*... :)
>
I forbid you from asking that question. I'm the boss of you.
Hey did you check your email?
FIVEBAND
>> So you're into bald men too? That does it, I'm
>> shaving my head. Besides, I might as well
>> since I'm balding in the front anyways.
>
>
>Well no, not especially, but it's an insult about Beverly which I
>thought was amongst the more *suitable* in mixed company... :)
>
Oh.
>> BTW, want my pic?
>
>
>I told you once! Pay attention!!!! :)
[poke]
Check your email again.
Wavemaker
Ta'teria wrote in message <7hd14j$oi$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
>
>
>> If I'm Tom Riker, I guess that makes me and Ta brothers. Hmm... I'll
>have to
>> think about that one for awhile. <g>
>>
>hmmm...just remember, I'm the young sexy one...
Alright Bro.
And don't forget that I'm locked up in this Cardassian labor camp. Remember,
you said you'd send me that cake with the hack saw in it.
FIVEBAND
>> >Yes - but it's my *question*... :)
>> >
>
>> I forbid you from asking that question. I'm the boss of you.
>
>
>No you're not!
Yes I am!
>> Hey did you check your email?
>
>
>Yes! You know that!
>
>Anyone who has Fiveband's pic - please send it to me! My computer
>doesn't like e-mails from FB. :(
>
>
That's censorship!
FIVEBAND
>> >Well no, not especially, but it's an insult about Beverly which I
>> >thought was amongst the more *suitable* in mixed company... :)
>> >
>
>> Oh.
>
>
>"Oh, indeed." (TM, Tuvok, 2458, or whatever...)
[chuckle]
I'm telling Julianna on you.
>> >I told you once! Pay attention!!!! :)
>
>> [poke]
>
>
>Hey! Anyone who compares me to *Tessa* definitely doesn't get to
>POKE *ME* !!!!!!
>
That was Shamtrek's fault. She made me do it!
>> Check your email again.
>
>
>I did. :(
>
>Still haven't seen these famous teeth! :(
>
Wavemaker, LMB, Chris W, Steve C, and Nick Nukem all have it.
Well, gentlemen?
Nick Nukem
FIVEBAND wrote:
>Wavemaker, LMB, Chris W, Steve C, and Nick
>Nukem all have it. Well, gentlemen?
I haven't seen it yet! Seriously.
When will Nog get his chance?
Wavemaker
FIVEBAND wrote in message <19990512195203...@ng-xa1.aol.com>...
>Wavemaker, LMB, Chris W, Steve C, and Nick Nukem all have it.
>Well, gentlemen?
Unfortunately, I lost it. FIVEBAND, if you can send me another copy, I'd
appreciate it. And I'll pass it along to Therese for you.
Wavemaker
FIVEBAND wrote in message <19990512213210...@ng-fp1.aol.com>...
>Just because I send a picture of myself to someone doesn't mean I'm
>in love with that person.
You've broken all of our hearts.
Nick Nukem
>Nick wrote:
>When will Nog get his chance?
>What's with the screwy new .sig??
Just a joke. We both know Harry is the only one for Seven of Nine. It
will be gone tomorrow.
BTW, I got your picture. You are definitely a lady killer! <g> What
are you holding in the picture?
I'm gonna get back to DS9 now. See ya later.
Aardvark
> Here it is and here is who you are as perceived by Fiveband
> and Shamtrek. They have entrusted this sacred list to my care
> and asked me to apologize if anyone got left out.
> ===================================================
> Steve is Kirk. He's a horndog with a moral compass that gives him a
> sense of justice.
Just watch them calories Steve! <thighmaster in da mail>
> DJ is Odo. Outspoken, strict respect for the written law, knowledge of
the
> politics of a somewhat corrupt government, somewhat enigmatic, but with a
> highly romantic side.
Put that way... good match. DJ would make a good security chief. I think
pants would be required though.
> FIVEBAND is Reginald Barclay. He is a loner with a profoundly deep nature
> and intelligence, but on the outside looking in. Given half a chance he
> could prove himself in any arena of society and love. A true Renaissance
man.
Yep that's how I see him. Fiver seems to be the 'reflective' type.
> RobRey is Tom Paris. Both are big history buffs. Both are hotshot navy
> types. Both need to be controlled by strong women. <BG>
I dunno Rob, Them's some big britches to fill. (Tom's big arse and all).
<g>
> Shammie is Leeta, obviously. ;-)
Yes! They are *both* truly fine to behold (Not those you perverts!)
> Anita is Jadzia. Quirky sense of humor. Bluntly honest. Emotional side
> that can be endearing. She'd also make a good Kira, given how jealous
> she is about her freedom and her natural distrust of the establishment.
Anita=Jadzia, you're right! Here's one I'd let do my thinkin' for me.
> Aardvark is Quark. He'd probably prefer his "female" nude and chewing
> his food for him. He also seems to have a caring nature under the facade.
Oh yeah? What else do Ferengi women 'chew' on?
> Allie is Ezri. Short, sweet, cute, bubbly on the outside. Seems like an
old
> soul on the inside.
Young, beautiful and very wise indeed (sigh). If only she could bait a hook.
<g>
> Bob is probably Boothby. He's the wise elder that people respect.
da Big Daddy. :)
> Amarna is Janeway. She just seems to understand Janway's POV
> too well not to be able to identify with her on some level.
Right on target.... this is gettin' eerie folks.
> Dangermouse is some Starfleet bureaucrat that has the inside scoop
> on all the stuff that happens behind the scenes. Someday he's gonna
> write a book on this and serve it up on a dish. Dangermouse is also
Sloane.
> Deadly and very much on the inside.
AND he probably get's all the babes too.
> SJ is Sisko. Outspoken when he wants to be, diplomatic peacemaker
> when he needs to be. Wulf is SJ's Dukat/Kai Winn counterpart. Their
> correspondence was similar to the cultural/political discussions between
> Winn and Sisko, with everything eventually coming to a head in a "Waltz"
> late March and early April. But have we seen the "Final Chapter"? <G>
Bingo. He will have that woman! (Kai Winn?). <g>
> Julianna is a cross between T'Pring (the one Kirk and Spock had to
fight
> to the death over) and T'Pel (sp?). She loves Tuvok with all her heart and
is
> a cold Vulcan to anyone who would deny him his chance (like T'Pring she'd
> have no problem seeing them killed).
Ohhh... well done. She's gonna like this. :)
> Ta is a young, beardless Will Riker, tall, good-looking, and eager to
> prove himself.
Greetings #1! Aintcha' you glad you're not #2?... i.e. "Make it so
sh*thead!" <BG>
> Wave is Tom Riker. A bit more of a renegade, gets out of control easily
> but charismatic because of it.
I could kick Wave's ass with one hand tied... <running away>
> Nick Nukem is Nog, young and energetic, determined to be the best
> he can.
Keep yer hands off *my* dabo babes Nick!
> The Flinx is a cross between Holodoc and Data, somewhat inscrutable at
> times, then quite spontaneously amusing when you least expect it.
LOL! He *does* get ornery real quick don't he?
> Lurker is Wesley's friend the Traveler, he shows up out of nowhere and
> disappears again mysteriously.
Hmmm.... clever. Good one.
> Therese is a cross between Naomi Wildman, and Chakotay's woman in
> "Timeless" because she is loyal and true blue to the end, as well as
> having at times a fun-loving, little-girl temperament.
"Loyal" is an understatement... Sticks to her guns this one does.
> Stormie is a cross between Kira and Vash. Like Kira, she has a temper,
> and like Vash, you just cannot control that adventurous spirit.
True! (Never piss off them's who is pregnant ). <g>
> Erin is Beverly Crusher, not only brilliant in science and pretty to
boot,
> but a peacemaker in human relations.
Hmmm... Never thought of that. And so true, quite the diplomat she is.
> Bozo the Proctologist is Dr Bashir, genetically enhanced spoilers.
> No-brainer on this one. <g>
LOL! He-who-pictures-Bozo-wearing-rubber-gloves-whilst-he-spoils. :)
> Fluffy Rain is Troi, sensitive and empathic, soft and feminine.
psssst... hey Fluff.... you gotz a lovely bunch o' coconuts. :)
> CrabbyKitten is a very young and sexy Moogie--no bullshit, and knows
> how to get what she wants.
Hi mom! <smootch> [slap] <g>
> Chris is Worf, very honorable and bluntly honest without ever meaning
> to insult. Direct and informed, secretly addicted to Blood Wine and
> biting his women.
Animal! <g>
> TC is a charismatic Pakled (so insists 5B).
What's a Pakled? It better be something nice or TC's gonna kick Fiver's...
:)
> 415Man is Tuvok. Always logical and on-topic, no nonsense, probably
> secretly a blues singer.
AND like Tuvok, a cop to boot!
> Seven is one of a kind and stands alone.
<kneeling and humble> Ok.
> Harry is a sacred cow.
<kneeling an puking>
> Oh yeah, and by the way:
> Drumboys is a cross between Fiveband and Shamtrek.
> It's one of Shammie's screen-names
> Hee heeeeeee!
Nicely played you two! And thanks for all the work you guys put in on this
one!
Wavemaker
say it again, he's really a very striking fellow. Try not to be overcome
when you see it. And if for some reason it doesn't get to you, let me know.
Therese Gray
from five...@aol.comLaLaLand (FIVEBAND) contains these words:
> Therese wrote:
> >> >You want to be like a cross between Naomi and Tessa? You are a sick
> >> >man, Fiveband! :)
> >> >
> >
> >> Are you mocking me?
> >
> >Excuse me?
> >
> >Shouldn't I be asking *you* that? :)
> No. That's my line.
Yes - but it's my *question*... :)
Therese Gray
from five...@aol.comLaLaLand (FIVEBAND) contains these words:
> Therese wrote:
> >I'd far rather be Naomi than Beverly Crusher!
> >
> >I mean, Naomi's got a bit of life about her, but Beverly....
> >
> >
> >...she didn't even get off with Jean Luc, mon dieu! :)
> >
> >
> >*GHASTLY!!!!*
> So you're into bald men too? That does it, I'm
> shaving my head. Besides, I might as well
> since I'm balding in the front anyways.
Well no, not especially, but it's an insult about Beverly which I
thought was amongst the more *suitable* in mixed company... :)
> BTW, want my pic?
I told you once! Pay attention!!!! :)
Therese Gray
from five...@aol.comLaLaLand (FIVEBAND) contains these words:
> Therese wrote:
> >> >Shouldn't I be asking *you* that? :)
> >
> >> No. That's my line.
> >
> >
> >Yes - but it's my *question*... :)
> >
> I forbid you from asking that question. I'm the boss of you.
No you're not!
> Hey did you check your email?
Yes! You know that!
Anyone who has Fiveband's pic - please send it to me! My computer
doesn't like e-mails from FB. :(
Therese Gray
from five...@aol.comLaLaLand (FIVEBAND) contains these words:
> Therese wrote:
> >> So you're into bald men too? That does it, I'm
> >> shaving my head. Besides, I might as well
> >> since I'm balding in the front anyways.
> >
> >
> >Well no, not especially, but it's an insult about Beverly which I
> >thought was amongst the more *suitable* in mixed company... :)
> >
> Oh.
"Oh, indeed." (TM, Tuvok, 2458, or whatever...)
> >> BTW, want my pic?
> >
> >
> >I told you once! Pay attention!!!! :)
> [poke]
Hey! Anyone who compares me to *Tessa* definitely doesn't get to
POKE *ME* !!!!!!
> Check your email again.
I did. :(
Still haven't seen these famous teeth! :(
Therese Gray
from five...@aol.comLaLaLand (FIVEBAND) contains these words:
> Therese Gray wrote:
> >> >Well no, not especially, but it's an insult about Beverly which I
> >> >thought was amongst the more *suitable* in mixed company... :)
> >> >
> >
> >> Oh.
> >
> >
> >"Oh, indeed." (TM, Tuvok, 2458, or whatever...)
> [chuckle]
> I'm telling Julianna on you.
Julianna is my friend now. :)
> >> >I told you once! Pay attention!!!! :)
> >
> >> [poke]
> >
> >
> >Hey! Anyone who compares me to *Tessa* definitely doesn't get to
> >POKE *ME* !!!!!!
> >
> That was Shamtrek's fault. She made me do it!
Well I didn't notice you poking me. I guess you must be a really
typical guy, huh? :)
> >> Check your email again.
> >
> >
> >I did. :(
> >
> >Still haven't seen these famous teeth! :(
> >
> Wavemaker, LMB, Chris W, Steve C, and Nick Nukem all have it.
> Well, gentlemen?
Err... at the risk of sounding like DJ (Odo forbid!).....
...why have you only sent your picture to MEN... ????? :)
Therese Gray
from five...@aol.comLaLaLand (FIVEBAND) contains these words:
> Therese wrote:
> >> >Yes - but it's my *question*... :)
> >> >
> >
> >> I forbid you from asking that question. I'm the boss of you.
> >
> >
> >No you're not!
> Yes I am!
You US imperialist, you!!! :)
> >> Hey did you check your email?
> >
> >
> >Yes! You know that!
> >
> >Anyone who has Fiveband's pic - please send it to me! My computer
> >doesn't like e-mails from FB. :(
> >
> >
> That's censorship!
No. My computer just has am imperialism filter. :)
Field Marshal D.J.
D.J.
>>That's not nice, though... What if a few of us got together and merged
>>personalities (hey, I am Odo, y'know).
5B
>I'd love to see a DJ/Bozo combo, actually.
Perhaps it's time for Dr. Hans von Butfischt to make his appearance...
Guten Abend,
--The Field Marshal D.J. (Angry 1/2 German)
Field Marshal D.J.
>>> Allie is Ezri. Short, sweet, cute, bubbly on the outside. Seems like
an
>>old soul on the inside.
>>With a mean streak, as of late... :-|
5B
>It's just the Curzon in her. ;-)
I would think it's that lump of coal lodged south of the border...
D.J.
>>Not to me. I hearby declare Erin to be Seven ! :-)
5B
>I forbid it.
I'm overriding you, Flo.
5B
>>>Harry is a sacred cow.
D.J.
>>Fiver likes playing with Harry's udders !
5B
>Why not swallow yer own tongue?
I'd rather swallow somebody else's uh, oh, nevermind...
FIVEBAND
>>>Not to me. I hearby declare Erin to be Seven ! :-)
>5B
>>I forbid it.
>
>
>I'm overriding you, Flo.
>
I'm not Flo. That's why they call me FIVEBAND.
>>>>Harry is a sacred cow.
>D.J.
>>>Fiver likes playing with Harry's udders !
>5B
>>Why not swallow yer own tongue?
>
>
>I'd rather swallow somebody else's uh, oh, nevermind...
Sicko Republican.
FIVEBAND
self-contradictory for the GOP to have an
affirmative action program?
FIVEBAND
>> >No you're not!
>
>> Yes I am!
>
>
>You US imperialist, you!!! :)
I prefer to be called "jingoist", personally. It just sounds more musical...
>> >Anyone who has Fiveband's pic - please send it to me! My computer
>> >doesn't like e-mails from FB. :(
>> >
>> >
>
>> That's censorship!
>
>
>No. My computer just has am imperialism filter. :)
[poke]
FIVEBAND
>When will Nog get his chance?
What's with the screwy new .sig??
-Evil Troll
FIVEBAND
>> >"Oh, indeed." (TM, Tuvok, 2458, or whatever...)
>
>> [chuckle]
>
>> I'm telling Julianna on you.
>
>
>Julianna is my friend now. :)
So did you tell her I'm sorry?
>> >Hey! Anyone who compares me to *Tessa* definitely doesn't get to
>> >POKE *ME* !!!!!!
>> >
>
>> That was Shamtrek's fault. She made me do it!
>
>
>Well I didn't notice you poking me. I guess you must be a really
>typical guy, huh? :)
Haw haw.
>> Wavemaker, LMB, Chris W, Steve C, and Nick Nukem all have it.
>> Well, gentlemen?
>
>
>Err... at the risk of sounding like DJ (Odo forbid!).....
>
>...why have you only sent your picture to MEN... ?????
[poke]
Just because I send a picture of myself to someone doesn't mean I'm
in love with that person. Are you mocking me?
FluffyRain
for the flattering comparison to Troi - and for thinking of me at all! I can't
think of a character I'd rather be associated with.
And thanks, Fiveband, for letting me know to read this thread. :)
*Fluffy Rain*
FIVEBAND
>And thanks, Fiveband, for letting me know to read this thread. :)
>
You're very welcome!
FIVEBAND
>>Just because I send a picture of myself to someone doesn't mean I'm
>>in love with that person.
>
>You've broken all of our hearts.
Oh.
FIVEBAND
>> I would think it's that lump of coal lodged south of the border...
>
>
><AHEM> Don't bug Allie. Why don't you go pester Erin? :-)
Because Erin's my girlfriend.
FIVEBAND
>
>>What's with the screwy new .sig??
>
>Just a joke. We both know Harry is the only one for Seven of Nine. It
>will be gone tomorrow.
Good.
>
>BTW, I got your picture. You are definitely a lady killer! <g> What
>are you holding in the picture?
It's a farming tool used in rice harvesting. I
had that picture taken when I was abroad on
an exchange program. I was helping a friend
of mine at his home.
TC
Drumboys wrote in message <19990512014337...@ng-fu1.aol.com>...
>Here it is and here is who you are as perceived by Fiveband
>and Shamtrek. They have entrusted this sacred list to my care
>and asked me to apologize if anyone got left out.
>===================================================
> TC is a charismatic Pakled (so insists 5B).
???an unnamed alien??? Before I decide how truly offended I am, please
refresh my memory. Were the Pakleds the short, dumpy, bald, jowly arrogant
SOBs who were coasting on a reputation of being master strategists who
hadn't been challenged for centuries because of that reputation and it turns
out they were mostly hot air? Or were they the short, dumpy, bald, jowly
idiots who kidnapped Geordi because he was smart and could make them strong?
I really have got to work on my image. I am NOT short!!!
TC
FIVEBAND
>> FIVEBAND is Reginald Barclay. He is a loner with a profoundly deep nature
>> and intelligence, but on the outside looking in. Given half a chance he
>> could prove himself in any arena of society and love. A true Renaissance
>man.
>
>Yep that's how I see him. Fiver seems to be the 'reflective' type.
Are you mocking me?
>> Aardvark is Quark. He'd probably prefer his "female" nude and chewing
>> his food for him. He also seems to have a caring nature under the facade.
>
>Oh yeah? What else do Ferengi women 'chew' on?
Sicko Midwesterner.
>> TC is a charismatic Pakled (so insists 5B).
>
>What's a Pakled?
Remember those fat, stupid aliens that stunned Geordi several times
after he fixed their stolen ship?
>It better be something nice or TC's gonna kick Fiver's...
>:)
He ain't nothin'. I'm a real macho man.
>> Harry is a sacred cow.
>
><kneeling an puking>
[poke]
>Nicely played you two! And thanks for all the work you guys put in on this
>one!
>
It was mostly Shamtrek. She deserves a round of applause!
FIVEBAND
>> TC is a charismatic Pakled (so insists 5B).
>
>
>???an unnamed alien??? Before I decide how truly offended I am, please
>refresh my memory. Were the Pakleds the short, dumpy, bald, jowly arrogant
>SOBs who were coasting on a reputation of being master strategists who
>hadn't been challenged for centuries because of that reputation and it turns
>out they were mostly hot air? Or were they the short, dumpy, bald, jowly
>idiots who kidnapped Geordi because he was smart and could make them strong?
>I really have got to work on my image. I am NOT short!!!
Yeppers. Well, aren't you going to thank me for such high
praise? <G>