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Life Imitates 'South Park'
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Ubiquitous
Jul 12, 2011, 5:27:17 AM7/12/11
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• "Cartman is furious when the school posts the kid's [sic] penis sizes
on the bulletin board."
--episode summary, "T.M.I.," aired May 18
on the bulletin board."
--episode summary, "T.M.I.," aired May 18
• "Oops! Email at Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department
Accidentally Revealed Bra Sizes of Cops"
--headline, Daily News (New York), July 10
Moby_Nick
Jul 14, 2011, 12:43:11 PM7/14/11
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> GUEST wrote:
> ￜ "Cartman is furious when the school posts the kid's [sic]
penis sizes
> on the bulletin board."
> --episode summary, "T.M.I.," aired May 18
>
> Accidentally Revealed Bra Sizes of Cops"
> --headline, Daily News (New York), July 10
> --headline, Daily News (New York), July 10
Th trk r jbbs!
Ubiquitous
Sep 19, 2011, 5:34:22 AM9/19/11
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• "The boys make plans to attend the official Chinpoko Mon camp, which is
actually a front for a recruit training boot camp designed by the
Japanese Government to train and brainwash the kids into becoming
soldiers for an upcoming attack on Pearl Harbor. As the adults start to
become aware of the scheme, the Japanese distract them by telling them
that Americans have 'huge penises' compared to the Japanese, a tactic
that works surprisingly well against the male characters."
--Wikipedia summary for "Chinpoko Mon," aired Nov. 3, 1999
• "Chinese Condoms Too Small for South Africans: Report"
--headline, Yahoo! News, Sept. 16, 2011
Ubiquitous
Sep 19, 2011, 5:34:22 AM9/19/11
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• "In a class presentation, Cartman delivers something that could be
considered a hate speech, arguing that 'Gingers'--people with red hair,
freckles, and pale skin--are disgusting, inhuman, unable to survive in
sunlight, and have no souls; all because of a condition called
'Gingervitis.' When Kyle points out that he too has red hair, Cartman
says that there is a second class of redheads, the 'daywalkers,' who have
red hair but not pale skin and freckles, and concludes that 'If you think
that the Ginger problem is not a serious one, think again!' while he
clicks through a clip, and stops on a picture of Carrot Top."
--Wikipedia summary for "Ginger Kids," aired Nov. 9, 2005
• "Sperm Bank Turns Down Redheads"
--headline, Daily Telegraph (London), Sept. 16
considered a hate speech, arguing that 'Gingers'--people with red hair,
freckles, and pale skin--are disgusting, inhuman, unable to survive in
sunlight, and have no souls; all because of a condition called
'Gingervitis.' When Kyle points out that he too has red hair, Cartman
says that there is a second class of redheads, the 'daywalkers,' who have
red hair but not pale skin and freckles, and concludes that 'If you think
that the Ginger problem is not a serious one, think again!' while he
clicks through a clip, and stops on a picture of Carrot Top."
--Wikipedia summary for "Ginger Kids," aired Nov. 9, 2005
• "Sperm Bank Turns Down Redheads"
--headline, Daily Telegraph (London), Sept. 16
Ubiquitous
Oct 21, 2011, 8:00:00 PM10/21/11
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• "Randy attempts to rectify his mistake by officially apologizing to Rev.
Jesse Jackson. Jackson only accepts after Randy kisses his buttocks, of which a
photo is published in several newspapers. Stan thinks everything is okay now,
but Token states that 'Jesse Jackson is not the emperor of black people!'
(despite Jackson apparently telling Randy that he was)."
--Wikipedia summary of "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson,"
aired March 7, 2007
• "Matthews: SC GOP 'Randy' to Block Black Voters"
--headline, Washington Examiner website, Oct. 20, 2011
Jesse Jackson. Jackson only accepts after Randy kisses his buttocks, of which a
photo is published in several newspapers. Stan thinks everything is okay now,
but Token states that 'Jesse Jackson is not the emperor of black people!'
(despite Jackson apparently telling Randy that he was)."
--Wikipedia summary of "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson,"
aired March 7, 2007
• "Matthews: SC GOP 'Randy' to Block Black Voters"
--headline, Washington Examiner website, Oct. 20, 2011
Ubiquitous
Nov 14, 2011, 5:41:07 AM11/14/11
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• "Initially peaceful, Cartman's movement quickly becomes violent and
Nazi-esque in tone, arguing that Gingers are a 'great race,' though when he
tries to name a successful "ginger," the GSR [Ginger Separatist Revolution] are
forced to simply declare themselves as being like "Ron Howard . . . and
others." He and his organization start holding protests, including beating up a
brunette who played Annie, for playing a redhead but not actually being one.
Eventually, Cartman, using the sentiment that "The only way to fight hate . . .
is with MORE hate!" convinces the Ginger kids to decide to kill all the town's
non-gingers."
--Wikipedia.org summary of "Ginger Kids," aired Nov. 9, 2005
• "Pippi Longstocking Books Deemed Racist"
--headline, TheLocal.de, Nov. 8, 2011
Ubiquitous
Apr 11, 2012, 4:37:24 AM4/11/12
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• "Mrs. Garrison tries to get back together with her ex-boyfriend Mr.
Slave, but finds out that he is going to marry Big Gay Al after the
governor of Colorado legalizes same-sex marriage in the state. Garrison,
furious, goes to the governor and tells him that if same-sex couples get
married, they will have the right to raise children, which she believes
same-sex couples are incapable of doing, and so decides to use a class
project as a way to get the governor to change his mind."
--Wikipedia.org page for "Follow That Egg!," aired Nov. 2, 2005
• "Gay Couple Uses Egg Roll as Stage"
--headline, Politico.com, April 6, 2012
Slave, but finds out that he is going to marry Big Gay Al after the
governor of Colorado legalizes same-sex marriage in the state. Garrison,
furious, goes to the governor and tells him that if same-sex couples get
married, they will have the right to raise children, which she believes
same-sex couples are incapable of doing, and so decides to use a class
project as a way to get the governor to change his mind."
--Wikipedia.org page for "Follow That Egg!," aired Nov. 2, 2005
• "Gay Couple Uses Egg Roll as Stage"
--headline, Politico.com, April 6, 2012
Ubiquitous
Aug 21, 2012, 5:00:37 PM8/21/12
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� "After seeing the 'saddest commercial ever' presented by Sarah
McLachlan about crack babies, Kyle goes to help volunteer at the
hospital, but finds Cartman already volunteering there. Suspicious, Kyle
follows Cartman and finds that he, Craig, Clyde and Butters have gathered
together to form a new business called the 'Crack Baby Athletic
Association.' in which they induce crack-addicted babies to fight each
other for a ball filled with crack, with the fights being broadcast on
the Internet."
--Wikipedia.org summary of "Crack Baby Athletic Association,"
aired May 25, 2011
� "Three Delaware day care employees have been accused of encouraging
toddlers to fight each other while the children were under their care. .
. . Tiana Harris, 19, Lisa Parker, 47, and Estefania Myers, 21, employees
of the Hands of Our Future Daycare in Dover, were arrested after a
cellphone video emerged of them allegedly encouraging two 3-year-olds to
fight in an organized battle. Police said in the video one child is heard
yelling, 'He's pinching me!' A day care worker allegedly responded, 'No
pinching, only punching.' "
--FoxNews.com, Aug. 21, 2012
McLachlan about crack babies, Kyle goes to help volunteer at the
hospital, but finds Cartman already volunteering there. Suspicious, Kyle
follows Cartman and finds that he, Craig, Clyde and Butters have gathered
together to form a new business called the 'Crack Baby Athletic
Association.' in which they induce crack-addicted babies to fight each
other for a ball filled with crack, with the fights being broadcast on
the Internet."
--Wikipedia.org summary of "Crack Baby Athletic Association,"
aired May 25, 2011
� "Three Delaware day care employees have been accused of encouraging
toddlers to fight each other while the children were under their care. .
. . Tiana Harris, 19, Lisa Parker, 47, and Estefania Myers, 21, employees
of the Hands of Our Future Daycare in Dover, were arrested after a
cellphone video emerged of them allegedly encouraging two 3-year-olds to
fight in an organized battle. Police said in the video one child is heard
yelling, 'He's pinching me!' A day care worker allegedly responded, 'No
pinching, only punching.' "
--FoxNews.com, Aug. 21, 2012
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