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Ubiquitous
Mar 20, 2012, 6:24:19 AM3/20/12
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From SPS:
IT'S CASH FOR GOLD
ON AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK" PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY,
MARCH 21 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL
New York, Monday, March 19, 2012 - Cartman starts his own gem
shopping channel on an all-new episode of "South Park" titled,
"Cash For Gold," premiering Wednesday, March 21 at 10:00 p.m.
ET/PT on Comedy Central.
Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very
lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece
of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile,
Cartman's lucrative new business preys upon an extremely
vunerable clientele.
--
"If Barack Obama isn't careful, he will become the Jimmy Carter of the
21st century."
IT'S CASH FOR GOLD
ON AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK" PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY,
MARCH 21 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL
New York, Monday, March 19, 2012 - Cartman starts his own gem
shopping channel on an all-new episode of "South Park" titled,
"Cash For Gold," premiering Wednesday, March 21 at 10:00 p.m.
ET/PT on Comedy Central.
Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very
lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece
of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile,
Cartman's lucrative new business preys upon an extremely
vunerable clientele.
--
"If Barack Obama isn't careful, he will become the Jimmy Carter of the
21st century."
Ubiquitous
Mar 26, 2012, 10:30:13 PM3/26/12
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From SPS:
Episode 1603 Faith Hilling Press Release From today's Comedy
Central Press Release:
TRENDS ARE DEVELOPING AND SHIFTING AT BREAKNECK SPEED
IN AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK" PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY
MARCH 28 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL
NEW YORK, March 26, 2012 - The boys are consumed with a
life-threatening phenomenon in an all-new episode of "South
Park" titled, "Faith Hilling," premiering Wednesday, March 28 at
disturbing pace. Concurrently, another species on the planet
is exhibiting the same drastic development. Eventually the two
species will battle to the death and "Faith Hilling" may be
humanitys only hope.
Episode 1603 Faith Hilling Press Release From today's Comedy
Central Press Release:
TRENDS ARE DEVELOPING AND SHIFTING AT BREAKNECK SPEED
IN AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK" PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY
MARCH 28 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL
NEW YORK, March 26, 2012 - The boys are consumed with a
life-threatening phenomenon in an all-new episode of "South
Park" titled, "Faith Hilling," premiering Wednesday, March 28 at
10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central.
Mankind's evolution begins to accelerate at a rapid and
disturbing pace. Concurrently, another species on the planet
is exhibiting the same drastic development. Eventually the two
species will battle to the death and "Faith Hilling" may be
humanitys only hope.
Jeßus
Apr 1, 2012, 7:34:24 PM4/1/12
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On Tue, 20 Mar 2012 06:24:19 -0400, Ubiquitous <web...@polaris.net>
wrote:
>From SPS:
>
> IT'S CASH FOR GOLD
> ON AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK" PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY,
> MARCH 21 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL
>
> New York, Monday, March 19, 2012 - Cartman starts his own gem
> shopping channel on an all-new episode of "South Park" titled,
> "Cash For Gold," premiering Wednesday, March 21 at 10:00 p.m.
> ET/PT on Comedy Central.
>
> Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very
> lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece
> of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile,
> Cartman's lucrative new business preys upon an extremely
> vunerable clientele.
I really enjoyed this episode... very well done.
wrote:
>From SPS:
>
> IT'S CASH FOR GOLD
> ON AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK" PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY,
> MARCH 21 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL
>
> New York, Monday, March 19, 2012 - Cartman starts his own gem
> shopping channel on an all-new episode of "South Park" titled,
> "Cash For Gold," premiering Wednesday, March 21 at 10:00 p.m.
> ET/PT on Comedy Central.
>
> Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a very
> lucrative business. Stan searches for the real value of a piece
> of jewelry that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile,
> Cartman's lucrative new business preys upon an extremely
> vunerable clientele.
Ubiquitous
Apr 2, 2012, 6:22:49 PM4/2/12
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From SPS:
Episode 1604 Jewpacabra Press Release
From today's Comedy Central Press Release:
IT'S GOING TO BE A MEMORABLE PASSOVER THIS YEAR
ON AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK" PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY,
APRIL 4 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL
New York, April 2, 2012 - Cartman searches for an elusive
creature in the forests surrounding the town in an all-new
episode of "South Park" titled, "Jewpacabra" premiering
Wednesday, April 4 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Centra.
South Park's big Easter egg hunt is in jeopardy when there
are rumors of a dangerous beast lurking in the woods nearby.
Cartman tries to warn everyone that their lives are at risk
if they participate in the egg hunt. No one believes him
until he produces video evidence of the mysterious being.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/411406/fun-and-safe
It sounds like they'll be mocking those Bigfoot hunting type shows.
Episode 1604 Jewpacabra Press Release
From today's Comedy Central Press Release:
ON AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK" PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY,
APRIL 4 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL
New York, April 2, 2012 - Cartman searches for an elusive
creature in the forests surrounding the town in an all-new
episode of "South Park" titled, "Jewpacabra" premiering
Wednesday, April 4 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Centra.
South Park's big Easter egg hunt is in jeopardy when there
are rumors of a dangerous beast lurking in the woods nearby.
Cartman tries to warn everyone that their lives are at risk
if they participate in the egg hunt. No one believes him
until he produces video evidence of the mysterious being.
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/411406/fun-and-safe
It sounds like they'll be mocking those Bigfoot hunting type shows.
Ubiquitous
Apr 11, 2012, 5:04:58 AM4/11/12
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From SPS:
BUTTERS FALLS VICTIM TO AN UNLIKELY BULLY
Bullying has become a national health epidemic and South Park
Elementary is not immune in an all-new episode of "South Park"
titled, "Butterballs," premiering Wednesday, April 11 at
10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central.
Stan wants to raise awareness about the dangers of bullying by
shooting a big dance video. Will he able to handle the pressure
that goes along with the notoriety of taking on such a worthy
cause?
BUTTERS FALLS VICTIM TO AN UNLIKELY BULLY
ON AN ALL-NEW "SOUTH PARK" PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY,
APRIL 11 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL
Bullying has become a national health epidemic and South Park
Elementary is not immune in an all-new episode of "South Park"
titled, "Butterballs," premiering Wednesday, April 11 at
10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central.
Stan wants to raise awareness about the dangers of bullying by
shooting a big dance video. Will he able to handle the pressure
that goes along with the notoriety of taking on such a worthy
cause?
Ubiquitous
Apr 18, 2012, 5:08:14 PM4/18/12
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From SPS:
Episode 1606 I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining.
Ziplining sounds like a good idea
on an all-new south park premiering on wednesday,
april 18 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central
Spring Break won't last forever and the kids want to make
the last day count.
The boys are excited to spend a day ziplining in the Colorado
Mountains. But high in the Rockies, far from their families,
their trip takes a bad turn. Chances of survival are slim.
All they can do is wait to be rescued. But will help come
to late?
Episode 1606 I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining.
Ziplining sounds like a good idea
on an all-new south park premiering on wednesday,
april 18 at 10:00 p.m. on Comedy Central
Spring Break won't last forever and the kids want to make
the last day count.
The boys are excited to spend a day ziplining in the Colorado
Mountains. But high in the Rockies, far from their families,
their trip takes a bad turn. Chances of survival are slim.
All they can do is wait to be rescued. But will help come
to late?
Ubiquitous
Oct 9, 2012, 4:23:57 AM10/9/12
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from SPS.com:
HOW MUCH IS YOUR FAMILY�S SAFETY WORTH? ON AN ALL NEW SOUTH
PARK PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY,
OCTOBER 10 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL
NEW YORK, October 8, 2012 - Kyle is convinced that his mom is
having an affair with the UPS delivery man in an all-new episode
of "South Park" titled, "INSECURITY," premiering Wednesday,
October 10 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central.
The man who visits all the homes in South Park every day is
now under suspicion. The luxury of having packages delivered
to your doorstep is suddenly a threat to every family in the
neighborhood. Cartman takes matters into his own hands and
signs up for a home security system.
--
"Re-electing Obama is like backing The Titanic up and hitting the
iceberg a second time."
HOW MUCH IS YOUR FAMILY�S SAFETY WORTH? ON AN ALL NEW SOUTH
PARK PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY,
OCTOBER 10 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL
NEW YORK, October 8, 2012 - Kyle is convinced that his mom is
having an affair with the UPS delivery man in an all-new episode
of "South Park" titled, "INSECURITY," premiering Wednesday,
October 10 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central.
The man who visits all the homes in South Park every day is
now under suspicion. The luxury of having packages delivered
to your doorstep is suddenly a threat to every family in the
neighborhood. Cartman takes matters into his own hands and
signs up for a home security system.
--
"Re-electing Obama is like backing The Titanic up and hitting the
iceberg a second time."
dominate...@mail4themasses.com
Oct 10, 2012, 11:23:57 PM10/10/12
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In article <k56075$q6m$1...@dont-email.me>, web...@polaris.net wrote:
>from SPS.com:
>
> HOW MUCH IS YOUR FAMILY�S SAFETY WORTH? ON AN ALL NEW SOUTH
> PARK PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY,
>
> OCTOBER 10 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL
>
> NEW YORK, October 8, 2012 - Kyle is convinced that his mom is
> having an affair with the UPS delivery man in an all-new episode
> of "South Park" titled, "INSECURITY," premiering Wednesday,
> October 10 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central.
>
> The man who visits all the homes in South Park every day is
> now under suspicion. The luxury of having packages delivered
> to your doorstep is suddenly a threat to every family in the
> neighborhood. Cartman takes matters into his own hands and
> signs up for a home security system.
So...South Park can show actual sex now. But it was with Kyle's mom & dad,
>from SPS.com:
>
> HOW MUCH IS YOUR FAMILY�S SAFETY WORTH? ON AN ALL NEW SOUTH
> PARK PREMIERING ON WEDNESDAY,
>
> OCTOBER 10 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY CENTRAL
>
> NEW YORK, October 8, 2012 - Kyle is convinced that his mom is
> having an affair with the UPS delivery man in an all-new episode
> of "South Park" titled, "INSECURITY," premiering Wednesday,
> October 10 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central.
>
> The man who visits all the homes in South Park every day is
> now under suspicion. The luxury of having packages delivered
> to your doorstep is suddenly a threat to every family in the
> neighborhood. Cartman takes matters into his own hands and
> signs up for a home security system.
so...hooray?
I used to work for UPS, so I got a huge kick out of this plot. Ike's a
little kid, only natural that he'd think the man in the UPS uniform was
actually the UPS guy and not his dad. I loved that Cartman ordered a
security system to keep the "UPS Guy" out, but it was obvious that he wanted
it to keep out Kyle. Really liked the detail of the camera zooming in like
in the commercial whenever they showed the operator.
So, the men of South Park go after the UPS Guy (and later, the In-Security
Guy) by dressing up as Bane. All of them, Bane. Even Cartman. Loved it.
Lewis Carroll
Oct 10, 2012, 11:24:00 PM10/10/12
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>So...South Park can show actual sex now. But it was with Kyle's mom & dad,
>so...hooray?
>
>I used to work for UPS, so I got a huge kick out of this plot. Ike's a
>little kid, only natural that he'd think the man in the UPS uniform was
>actually the UPS guy and not his dad. I loved that Cartman ordered a
>security system to keep the "UPS Guy" out, but it was obvious that he wanted
>it to keep out Kyle. Really liked the detail of the camera zooming in like
>in the commercial whenever they showed the operator.
>
>So, the men of South Park go after the UPS Guy (and later, the In-Security
>Guy) by dressing up as Bane. All of them, Bane. Even Cartman. Loved it.
can remember is Mrs. Garrison with the atheist guy in the Go God Go episodes.
I'm pretty sure we've seen Cartman's mom having sex many times, though the
level of graphic detail and amount of skin shown has probably varied over the
years.
I highly enjoyed this one, and I have worked for UPS and Amazon. Why indeed do
so many people need so much stuff from Amazon? Of course, so they can have sex
with the UPS guy!.
I loved Cartman blowing the guy's mind by pointing out that he could have been
merely faking his outrage over the outsourced call center in order to stall the
police while he was busy raping his mom or stealing his stuff. So did the
police ever come, or did that guy Cartman hired actually rape his mom? Thinking
about that too much could be quite disturbing, so I'm sure South Park would
rather us believe that Mrs. Cartman never says no to anyone, so he wouldn't
have had to rape her...right?
Hugo Weaving
Oct 10, 2012, 11:25:00 PM10/10/12
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In article <k5619g$c82$1...@ymail.org>, eo...@ymail.com wrote:
>I loved Cartman blowing the guy's mind by pointing out that he could have
>been merely faking his outrage over the outsourced call center in order to
>stall the police while he was busy raping his mom or stealing his stuff.
>So did the police ever come, or did that guy Cartman hired actually rape
>his mom? Thinking about that too much could be quite disturbing, so I'm
>sure South Park would rather us believe that Mrs. Cartman never says no
>to anyone, so he wouldn't have had to rape her...right?
Whose to say although Matt and Trey sure do love their rape jokes. My guess
>I loved Cartman blowing the guy's mind by pointing out that he could have
>been merely faking his outrage over the outsourced call center in order to
>stall the police while he was busy raping his mom or stealing his stuff.
>So did the police ever come, or did that guy Cartman hired actually rape
>his mom? Thinking about that too much could be quite disturbing, so I'm
>sure South Park would rather us believe that Mrs. Cartman never says no
>to anyone, so he wouldn't have had to rape her...right?
is he came into Cartman's mom's bedroom and they both decided to have sex.
Bane voice...I love the Bane voice. Hilarious.
This was a very fun and funny episode. I'm liking the way the season has
begun so far.
Ubiquitous
Oct 17, 2012, 6:38:51 PM10/17/12
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from SPS.com:
Episode 1611 Press ReleaseFrom tomorrow's Comedy Central
Press Release:
NEW YORK, October 15, 2012 - Butters' outrageous behavior is
a sign. It's time for him to begin a journey where he will
follow in the path of his ancestors on an all-new episode of
"South Park" titled "Going Native," premiering Wednesday,
October 17 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central.
When Butters starts acting out at school, his parents realize
it's time to tell him why he's not like all of the other kids.
He must travel to a foreign place to learn the ways of his
people. It will be a difficult trip for a young boy to make
alone so Butters chooses Kenny to travel with him to the
distant and secluded island of Hawaii.
Butters and Kenny together? Hmm, that should be interesting!
Episode 1611 Press ReleaseFrom tomorrow's Comedy Central
Press Release:
NEW YORK, October 15, 2012 - Butters' outrageous behavior is
a sign. It's time for him to begin a journey where he will
follow in the path of his ancestors on an all-new episode of
"South Park" titled "Going Native," premiering Wednesday,
October 17 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central.
When Butters starts acting out at school, his parents realize
it's time to tell him why he's not like all of the other kids.
He must travel to a foreign place to learn the ways of his
people. It will be a difficult trip for a young boy to make
alone so Butters chooses Kenny to travel with him to the
distant and secluded island of Hawaii.
Butters and Kenny together? Hmm, that should be interesting!
Drewdove
Oct 18, 2012, 5:40:50 PM10/18/12
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How many of you who moved to California kinda relate to this? I moved here
in 1981 at 17 and feel I'm a native Californian, kind of. Back then I found
out the number of people actually born in the state was a small minority (at
least in the OC).
I just know after living back east for seven years (2003-2010) I'll never
leave CA again.
Drewdove
Oct 18, 2012, 5:42:14 PM10/18/12
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Reaper G
Oct 19, 2012, 9:37:15 AM10/19/12
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On Oct 17, 3:41 pm, Ubiquitous <web...@polaris.net> wrote:
> from SPS.com:
>
> Episode 1611 Press ReleaseFrom tomorrow's Comedy Central
> Press Release:
>
> NEW YORK, October 15, 2012 - Butters' outrageous behavior is
> a sign. It's time for him to begin a journey where he will
> follow in the path of his ancestors on an all-new episode of
> "South Park" titled "Going Native," premiering Wednesday,
> October 17 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central.
>
> When Butters starts acting out at school, his parents realize
> it's time to tell him why he's not like all of the other kids.
> He must travel to a foreign place to learn the ways of his
> people. It will be a difficult trip for a young boy to make
> alone so Butters chooses Kenny to travel with him to the
> distant and secluded island of Hawaii.
>
> Butters and Kenny together? Hmm, that should be interesting!
Kenny's eloquent letters were the best part.
> from SPS.com:
>
> Episode 1611 Press ReleaseFrom tomorrow's Comedy Central
> Press Release:
>
> NEW YORK, October 15, 2012 - Butters' outrageous behavior is
> a sign. It's time for him to begin a journey where he will
> follow in the path of his ancestors on an all-new episode of
> "South Park" titled "Going Native," premiering Wednesday,
> October 17 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central.
>
> When Butters starts acting out at school, his parents realize
> it's time to tell him why he's not like all of the other kids.
> He must travel to a foreign place to learn the ways of his
> people. It will be a difficult trip for a young boy to make
> alone so Butters chooses Kenny to travel with him to the
> distant and secluded island of Hawaii.
>
> Butters and Kenny together? Hmm, that should be interesting!
--
Reaper G
Pest, Foodie, MSTie, G-fan, Wrestlemaniac, and geek-at-large
http://reaper_g.livejournal.com
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Ubiquitous
Oct 23, 2012, 4:40:23 PM10/23/12
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AN ALL NEW SOUTH PARK HALLOWEEN SPECIAL
PREMIERES ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 24 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY
CENTRAL
NEW YORK, October 22, 2012 - Randy keeps Stan from trick or
treating on an all-new episode of "South Park" titled "A
Nightmare on Facetime," premiering Wednesday, October 24 at
the Avengers, for Halloween. After months of planning their
costumes, at the last minute Randy tells Stan he can’t go trick
or treating with his friends. Instead, Stan has to pitch in
and help his father with a new business venture.
AN ALL NEW SOUTH PARK HALLOWEEN SPECIAL
PREMIERES ON WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 24 AT 10:00 P.M. ON COMEDY
CENTRAL
NEW YORK, October 22, 2012 - Randy keeps Stan from trick or
treating on an all-new episode of "South Park" titled "A
Nightmare on Facetime," premiering Wednesday, October 24 at
10:00 p.m. ET/PT on Comedy Central.
The boys are all ready to dress up as their favorite foursome,
the Avengers, for Halloween. After months of planning their
costumes, at the last minute Randy tells Stan he can’t go trick
or treating with his friends. Instead, Stan has to pitch in
and help his father with a new business venture.
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