SNL reruns this week (May 30 - Jun 5)
Frank Serpas III
Below, find this week's schedule of reruns of Saturday Night Live,
along with episode summaries taken from the SNL Episode Guide, which
is available at SATURDAY NET (http://www.io.com/~serpas/snl.html).
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The NBC episode for this Saturday night (30-May-09) is a rerun:
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08u Justin Timberlake / Ciara
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cold Timothy Geithner (WLF) reviews banks' cavalier answers to stress test
mono having done SNL thrice, singing host knows his way around backstage
COMM Mom-Celebrity Translator deciphers stars' names mangled by mothers
skit Target clerk's accident-prone friend Peg (host) is excited about a date
skit host's immigrant great-great-grandpa Cornelius (host) proves prescient
FILM "Motherlover"- (Susan Sarandon) & (Patricia Clarkson) get Dick In A Box
skit singing & dancing mascot supplants the promoter of a health club (WLF)
misc Jessica Biel [real] introduces musical guest
song musical guest & host perform "Love Sex Magic"
news David Paterson (FRA) & Eliot Spitzer (BIH) consider their prospects
news Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Leonard Nimoy [real] defend the new Star Trek
show The Barry Gibb (JIF) Talk Show- Nancy Pelosi (KRW) discusses the economy
skit shipping mixup arms Disney actors for a Pirates Of The Caribbean show
song musical guest performs "Never Ever"
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The following 60-minute versions of SNL episodes will air on E!; all times EDT:
Sa 30-May-09
9:00pm 03r Lindsay Lohan / Usher
10:00pm xxx Best of CHF
1:00am xxx Best of CHF
3:00am 05m Natalie Portman / Fall Out Boy
Su 31-May-09
2:00am 04k Paris Hilton / Keane
Mo 01-Jun-09
[none]
Tu 02-Jun-09
1:00am 00r Pierce Brosnan / Destiny's Child
We 03-Jun-09
[none]
Th 04-Jun-09
[none]
Fr 05-Jun-09
1:00am 99f Jennifer Aniston / Sting
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99f Jennifer Aniston / Sting
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cold: Donald Trump's (DAH) running mate is millionaire John Carpenter [real]
mono: host gets MOS, ANG, CHO, RAD to join her Catfight Club
show Pretty Living- joyologist Helen & horny self-esteem guru (musical guest)
skit: Nick Burns (JIF) condescends while giving tech support to officeworkers
comm: castaway Wayne Porter (CHP) wants to be reelected as leader of the island
comm (host) confuses co-workers by breaking fourth wall for genital herpes ad
show: Sex & The City- Carrie (host) recounts her rendezvous with Mr. Peepers
news: wired George W. Bush (WIF) plugs his book & fields COQ's questions
news: subtitles reveal the truth behind the polite race discussion of COQ & TRM
song: musical guest performs "Brand New Day"
skit: rented street urchins (host) & (RAD) entertain a family by begging
comm Wayne Porter's rival Kim Plunkett (WIF) counters with an attack ad
skit parents (DAH) & (host) are worried because their kid isn't into Pokemon
song musical guest & Cheb Mami [real] perform "Desert Rose"
skit Roberta ruins the family Thanksgiving dinner to which she invited herself
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00r Pierce Brosnan / Destiny's Child
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cold: George W. Bush (WIF) empathizes with daughter Jenna (Julia Stiles)
mono: host earns the grudging respect of vexatious Sean Connery (DAH)
COMM: Homocil {rerun}
show: Just Funnin'- Gemini's Twin welcomes expelled members (musical guest)
show: The Weakest Link- origin of Anne Robinson's (RAD) nastiness is revealed
skit: at Jeffrey's, style-challenged customers are made to feel inferior
song: musical guest performs "Survivor"
news: TRM thinks that he should be Lamont Bond, the first black 007
skit interviewee (host) is put off by (WIF)'s brutal treatment of employees
show The West Wing- episode content is influenced by Aaron Sorkin's drug use
FILM "Five Finger Discount" by Adam McKay- (MOS) shoplifts dogs for kicks
song musical guest performs "Emotion"
show: Bravery & Unity- WWII soldiers' combat memories comprise old stereotypes
skit casino daycare center treats kids to a Vegas-style floor show
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03r Lindsay Lohan / Usher
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cold: Dick Cheney (DAH) coaches George W. Bush (WLF) before 9/11 testimony
mono: host, Hilary Duff (RAD), Avril Lavigne (AMP) end their respective feuds
COMM: Turlington's (CHP) Lower Back Tattoo Remover erases age-discrepant art
show Jarret's Room- stoner (host) moves in & meets a weed-smoking robot
skit: Hermione's (host) newfound cleavage bewitches Harry Potter (RAD)
skit: erratic chauffeur Billy Joel (HOS) sings while driving recklessly
song: musical guest & Ludacris [real] perform "Yeah!"
news: list-loving Jorge Rodriguez (HOS) failed the GED test many times
skit: at Disney World, gloomy Debbie Downer (RAD) dispirits a family reunion
show Club Traxx- hook of young pop duo D.A.D.I. (RAD) & (host) is lesbianism
skit hyper preteen Kaitlin (AMP) welcomes sleepover veteran (host) to her home
song musical guest performs "Burn"
show 17th Annual Adult Movie Awards- fear of FCC produces truncated broadcast
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04k Paris Hilton / Keane
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cold: American Idol- awful contestants want to be the next William Hung
mono: KET brings Chihuahua Jose Cuervo to chat with host's dog Tinkerbell
COMM cheapkids.net offers shoddy kids items for parents who can't be bothered
skit in Switzerland, Donatella Versace (MAR) skis with host & Elton John (HOS)
skit (host) & Starkisha vie to buy purses that are out of their price ranges
COMM cheapkids.net says "When it comes to your children, why pay more?"
comm: Exclusive Connections- phone sex line caters to fantasy & sci-fi geeks
skit Donald Trump's (DAH) new wife Melania (host) meets his children
song: musical guest performs "Somewhere Only We Know"
news: Donovan McNabb's (FIM) mother (KET) makes Super Bowl predictions
news: (FRA)'s fellow munchkin (RAD) falls from the Weekend Update desk
news: hometown fans AMP & TIF do a Point-Counterpoint about Super Bowl matchup
skit: flashback shows cheerleader (host) nearly went to prom with Merv The Perv
COMM cheapkids.net sells expired children's medications at rock-bottom prices
comm Rafael Alonzo (FRA) can't overemphasize your need to learn computers
skit: vintage Barbie (AMP) catches Ken (WLF) cheating with a new Barbie (host)
song musical guest performs "Everybody's Changing"
skit: Pittsburghian (SEM) gets nowhere while trying to pick up (host) at a bar
FILM: "Bear City" by T. Sean Shannon- an anthropomorphic ursine buys cigarettes
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05m Natalie Portman / Fall Out Boy
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cold: shell-shocked George W. Bush (WLF) & Dick Cheney (DAH) make apologies
mono: host handles audience members' questions on Star Wars & The Professional
COMM: Nelson's Baby Toupees {rerun}
skit: hyper Jamba Juice employees (host), (HOS), (SEM) boost smoothies
show Larry King (FRA) Live- transsexuals (AMP), (WLF), (host) engender mix-ups
skit: fertility doctor (host) interviews prospective parents Sally & Dan
misc Belated Black History Moment- Dennis Haysbert [real] presents cartoons
TOON "Token Power" by RBS- black characters need to be surrounded by whites
TOON "The Hoke & Daisy Show" by RBS- tenuous Driving Miss Daisy sequel is zany
TOON "Ladysmith Black Mambazo In Outer Space" by RBS- vocalists are far afield
skit: Noonee (host) & boyfriend (JAS) visit home of her parents Noony & Nuni
song: musical guest performs "Dance, Dance"
news: Donald Trump (DAH) disparages Martha Stewart by pretending to be her
news: Sasha Cohen (host) nails her short joke program with a peanut witticism
news: LadyFat is KET's line of women's clothing for big male comedians of color
news Oscar winner AMP fails to thank TIF during her acceptance speech
news: Sasha Cohen (host) flubs The Aristocrats during her long joke program
skit Sheldon fails to reunite with ex-girlfriend (host) at his bar mitzvah
FILM: interviewer (CHP) elicits vulgar rap from (host) about her hardcore life
song musical guest performs "Sugar We're Going Down"
COMM Totally Rad Fire Alert 3000 {rerun}
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The NBC episode for this Saturday night (06-Jun-09) is a rerun:
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08o Bradley Cooper / TV On The Radio
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cold vengeful Nancy Pelosi (KRW) rejects Harry Reid's (FRA) bipartisanship
mono host demostrates evil bully acting techniques; James Lipton cameo
show Today- Kathie Lee Gifford (KRW) tests Hoda Kotb's (MIW) professionalism
show I'm Gonna Have Sex With Your Wife- emcee (host) cuckolds contestants
FILM "I'm On A Boat"- ANS & T-Pain [real] sing about their nautical exploits
skit "To Be With You" evokes awful tales by (host) & other icky reminiscers
song musical guest performs "Golden Age"
news Mark Spitz (ANS) hypes himself amidst Michael Phelps weed controversy
news a week after his Super Bowl TD, James Harrison (KET) is still winded
news incredulous SEM says "Really!?!" to criticism of Michael Phelps
news Bjork's (KRW) thoughts on Iceland's financial crisis are not helpful
skit in the locker room, only one hockey player (host) doesn't awe a boy (BOM)
show Bad Guys, Good Conversation- movie villains take up a few topics
skit squirt noises made by fluid pumpers (host) & (KRW) derail an intervention
song musical guest performs "Dancing Choose"
comm No Bruce! Let Me Finish!- Christian Bale (host) on a celebrity tirade DVD
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The following 60-minute versions of SNL episodes will air on E!; all times EDT:
Sa 06-Jun-09
10:00pm 04s WIF / Queens Of The Stone Age
1:00am 04s WIF / Queens Of The Stone Age
3:00am 04o Ashton Kutcher / Gwen Stefani
Su 07-Jun-09
[none]
Mo 08-Jun-09
1:30am 03i Jennifer Aniston / The Black Eyed Peas
Tu 09-Jun-09
1:30am 03t Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen / J-Kwon
We 10-Jun-09
[none]
Th 11-Jun-09
12:30am 03b Justin Timberlake
Fr 12-Jun-09
1:30am 04p Cameron Diaz / Green Day
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03b Justin Timberlake
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cold: Hardball- GOP apologists Karl Rove (JER) & Ann Coulter (AMP) on CIA leak
mono: host doesn't feel right serenading a teeny-bopper's dad (Steve Higgins)
song: host performs "Rock Your Body"
comm: Punk'd Barely Legal- extreme Ashton Kutcher (host) pranks compiled on DVD
skit in-over-his-head governor-elect Arnold Schwarzenegger (DAH) resigns
misc Nick Lachey (JIF) & Jessica Simpson (host) fail to dispel her ditzy image
skit: singing & dancing mascot (host) overshadows rival breakfast hawker (CHP)
COMM: Gary Busey (JER) preempts DIRECTV fan letter to praise booby channels
skit: Sully, Denise, her brother (host) misbehave in a swanky restaurant
song: host performs "Senorita"
news: TIF reciprocates privacy invasion of Kobe Bryant's lawyer Pamela Mackey
show The Sharon Osbourne (AMP) Show- shorn Michael Bolton (host) sings
misc: host & Kermit's Muppeteer (WLF) brawl during "Rainbow Connection" duet
misc Carl Weathers [real] aims to become third governor from cast of Predator
misc AMP comes on to decade-younger host during rehearsal in dressing room
song host performs "Cry Me A River"
show: The Barry Gibb (JIF) Talk Show- California politics & fulsome falsetto
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03i Jennifer Aniston / The Black Eyed Peas
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cold: Donald Trump (DAH) intends to bring his brand of class to other NBC shows
mono: Joey (HOS) gets suicidal when Rachel (host) spurns him in Friends finale
skit: (host) & fellow red carpet paparazza (AMP) pester celebs for photo poses
skit: Britney Spears (host) & Jason Allen Alexander (JIF) rush into marriage
COMM Gaystrogen {rerun}
comm: losing Democratic candidates tell voters that Howard Dean is unelectable
song: musical guest performs "Where Is The Love?"
news: Steve Irwin (JER) may have just accidentally fed his baby to a crocodile
news: inspired by Pete Rose, O.J. Simpson (FIM) nearly confesses to murder
NEWS: from Baghdad, one-man mobile uplink unit ALF relays soldiers' messages
skit beleaguered Saddam Hussein (HOS) & Osama bin Laden (JIF) chat via phone
comm: Country Roses- feuding vocalists (host) & (MAR) featured on album
show Coco (MAR) & Matsui (FRA) Super Show- host interviews herself in Japan
song musical guest performs "Hey Mama"
skit: Appalachian Emergency Room- white trash patients present oddball injuries
skit phone sex operator's (host) G-rated terminology turns off callers
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03t Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen / J-Kwon
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cold: Hardball- John Kerry (SEM) chooses Al Sharpton (KET) as his running mate
mono: JIF & WLF help simulate the senior prom hosts are unable to attend
skit: (hosts) & fellow red carpet paparazza engineer marketable snapshots
COMM: Ashley & Mary-Kate fragrances purport to capture hosts' personalities
skit Joey Mack's shameless foolery gives listeners a poor opinion of hosts
show: The Swan- one-legged Amber loses makeover competition to Vicki (hosts)
comm: FOX newswoman (RAD) teases scare-inducing story slated for WNYW broadcast
song: musical guest performs "Tipsy"
news thinking of Brad Pitt causes JIF to slip into gayety during Troy review
news: Olympic stadium contractor (HOS) admits that Athens venue isn't ready
comm Pat (HOS) 'N Patti's (MAR) Backpack Shack- crackerjack sack flacks yak
show: Access Hollywood- Olsen triplet (FRA) was edited out of New York Minute
skit at a roller rink in 1979, Bloater brothers wilt when (hosts) get amorous
skit dad (CHP) uses camcorder to chronicle indoor Memorial Day family barbecue
FILM "The Adventures Of Harold" by T. Sean Shannon- bald 12 year-old at school
misc: castmembers' summer medley culminates in Grease-inspired JIF & TIF duet
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04o Ashton Kutcher / Gwen Stefani
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cold: Hardball- Jose Canseco (HOS) & Mark McGwire (ROR) on steroids in baseball
mono: host & old-woman girlfriend Demi Moore [real] pooh-pooh age differential
COMM me-Harmony.com {rerun}
show: Oprah (MAR)- John Travolta (DAH) & Julia Roberts (host) bump victim (RAD)
skit (host)'s scheme to instigate an office push-up contest backfires on him
COMM: Kevin Federline (host) models his line of underwear in bed
show Gays In Space- crashed ship leads to encounter with studly (SEM) & (ROR)
song musical guest & Eve [real] perform "Rich Girl"
NEWS consumer advocate Henry Payne (KET) settles a complaint with violence
news: CHP's ostensible Demi Moore rap veers into his attraction to host
skit: at a black church, staid white guest preacher (host) gets into the spirit
show: fight between anchor (host) & weatherman (SEM) derails local newscast
song: musical guest performs "Holla Back Girl"
comm (AMP) uses Nebulzitol to cure her husband (WLF) of March Madness
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04p Cameron Diaz / Green Day
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cold: Cardinals & Al Sharpton (KET) campaign to become Pontiff in papal debate
mono: host claims that, like female castmembers, she was a dork in high school
show: Extreme Makeover Home Edition- wife's (host) illness is a boon for (CHP)
TOON by RBS- glasses make Michael Jackson see Webster while dating Tara Reid
show: Robin Gibb (Justin Timberlake) & Ann Coulter (Drew Barrymore) on liberals
skit: new manager (CHP) wants to improve the rating of a seedy one-star hotel
song: musical guest performs "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams"
news newlyweds Prince Charles (SEM) & Camilla Parker Bowles (FRA) try to kiss
news: TIF's ex JIF exercises visitation rights in Dramatic Weekend Update Play
comm Woo! The Musical features scenes of collegians' spring break experiences
skit deliverymen (KET) & (FIM) try to dissuade (host) from buying a sofa bed
song musical guest performs "Holiday"
show Spy Glass- Desperate Housewives correspondent (host) joins in the pun
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04s WIF / Queens Of The Stone Age
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cold: backstage, WIF has awkward reunions with former castmates & LOM
mono: while singing "On A Clear Day," WIF pees his pants & ambles into audience
show: Jeopardy!- Bill Cosby (KET), Sharon Osbourne (AMP), Sean Connery (DAH)
skit: (WIF) emcees amateurish show for Oracle employees at annual conclave
COMM Para Tri-Cyclen is birth control option for promiscuous women like (AMP)
skit (SEM) & (RAD) meet Noonie (WIF), the childish adult son of Noony & Nuni
song: musical guest performs "Little Sister" with Gene Frenkle (WIF) on cowbell
news: apologistic John Bolton assistant (SEM) displays traits of battered wife
skit diner (WLF) employs pepper grinder to build character in waiter (WIF)
TOON "Shazzang!" by RBS- sadistic, psychotic, hegemonic genie is superpowerful
comm: Robert Goulet (WIF) plugs ringtones & cellphones shaped like his head
show Going 2 C Movies- Terrye Funck, Vasquez, (WIF) review Revenge Of The Sith
song musical guest performs "In My Head"
skit: in a bar, luxury-loving spy (WIF) thinks that (MAR) is his contact