Love,
Wavy G
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"If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
--Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
(PS: Apologies to Mimus.)
> What gives, TV? Don Pardo's 195th birthday celebration was cut
> short for--guess what?--a freaking commercial. He wasn't even
> half-way finished blowing out the candles. This is an outrage!
The most annoying part is that they'd have had plenty of time for the
closing credits if they'd just axed the "Lady Business" sketch.
Just might take a while... I mean, I think it took, what, 15 years for the
musical number at the end of Chevy Chase/Jr. Walker (April 1981) to run
uncut?
"David Levy" <d_l...@lifeisunfair.net> wrote in message
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I was at the taping. It was quite nice to see them present the cake to
Don. I am sorry to hear it was cut off in the middle.
The lady business skit sucked and was not neccessary.
In my opinon, the show was ok, not great. Thought the best thing in
the show was Carrie Underwood.
My friend and I had pretty good seats which allowed us to see most of
the sets.
20 mts before the show Don Pardo came out and said a few words, then
jason did some standup, and then fred on guitar w/kristin wigg on
vocals did a decent version of Blondies one way or another.
My friend and I also saw steve martin earlier in the evening so we
knew he was going to be on the show.
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I thought it was very good -- probably one of the top five of the last
few years. Even the last half hour -- with the "There Will Be Blood"
parody -- was solid.
My only criticism throughout the entire show was Seth's joke about
Liberia. I thought it was totally inappropriate, and the live audience
seemed to agree.
Pope Benedict XVXIIXSTDII has this whole religious thing going on
which makes me wonder: were his parents Catholics?
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It comes across better while watching the television. Seeing the show
live is a completely different animal. Top Five?, Ttats your opinion,
and I thinking it was just ok was my opinion. Nothing wrong or
inccorect with either one of our opinions. I thought the last show
before the strike, the Brian williams show, was much funnier.
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Overall, the show was pretty good, probably because of Tina.
The "I Drink Your Milkshake" skit was one of the worst ever. Didn't
the producers see that?
Who was the frontrunner for the Dora the Explorer movie on WU? It
looked like Fred Armisson.
Is Maya gone for good?
One more thing: The impersonation of Rachael Ray was REALLY bad. Why
did they leave that in?
Unfortunately, my famous brother passed me over for his idiot son,
Fidel W. Castro =(
> The "I Drink Your Milkshake" skit was one of the worst ever. Didn't
> the producers see that?
To each his own. I thought the skit -- notably the impression of
Daniel Day-Lewis -- was brilliant.
You probably didn't like Alec Baldwin's "Always Be Cobbling" skit
either, did you?
No. My dad wanted to go to "Woodstock," but my grandma wouldn't let
him.
>On Feb 24, 4:09 pm, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Dear, "Slipped Moebius": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
>> ) NO:
>>
>> >On Feb 24, 1:07 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> What gives, TV? Don Pardo's 195th birthday celebration was cut short
>> >> for--guess what?--a freaking commercial. He wasn't even half-way
>> >> finished blowing out the candles. This is an outrage! I call for an
>> >> all-out boycott on all TV writers, or whatever it is that we have to do,
>> >> due to this attrocity. Who's with me?
>>
>> >You have this whole passive-aggressive activist thing going on which
>> >makes me wonder: were your parents hippies?
>>
>> No. My dad wanted to go to "Woodstock," but my grandma wouldn't let
>> him.
>> --
>> "If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
>> --Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
>> (PS: Apologies to Mimus.)
>
>
>Who was the frontrunner for the Dora the Explorer movie on WU? It
>looked like Fred Armisson.
Huh? He was playing that dude Javier Bardem from that moving picture
"The No Country for Old Men" that's going to win all the "Oscar" awards
tonight. (Oh, yeah. You heard me. Mark my words, bitches.)
>
>Is Maya gone for good?
I do not know. I just recently just saw her in "Idiocracy" which is a
beautiful and funny picture. It will make you think, and it will also
make you laugh. I have never tried Indian food.
you should come over. id cook some goooood indian curry. very
different from thai curry. trust me. i wouldnt lie to teh wavy g.
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Hey dave is this you:
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The food looks similar.
nono. that is a picture of me cooking cajun spice injected deep fried
turkey. food of the gods. oh, those were the days...
It goes beyond that. I didn't want to say it before, but I have a
*severe* phobia of Indian food. I am really messed up because of it.
Here's the deal: I used to do a lot of cleaning work in my teenage days.
My local "church" used to rent out their hall for parties, and every
Saturday they seemed to have "Indian" parties (I don't really know what
to call them, but they were parties for which only Indian people
attended).
I usually showed up at the end of the night to clean up for them. The
smell was ungodly (but then again, so are they, LOL? I think I've used
that joke before, so forgive me). Lots of stagnant Indian food was
leftover when I got there. (I don't know what Indians eat, but I swear
I smelled roasted goat.) They had these yellow beans or something that
got everywhere and stained the linoleum, and this white sauce that was
spilled all over the place and looked like the aftermath of a "bukkake"
party. And the smell of "curry" saturated the entire room. I had to
clean up the entire place--all the spills and stains--and it was really
disgusting. It really made me sick. And week after week, it began to
get to me.
They could have been anywon, but they happened to be Indians. If they
were Greeks or Norwegians, I probably would have had the same result.
Don't get me wrong. They were really friendly, they always paid me
well, but the more I had to clean up the food, the more it just got to
me. To this day, I can't imagine the concept of Indian food without
thinking about scrubbing up those yellow stains and disinfecting all
that roasted goat and curry smells.
I never really realised the full impact of this event in my life, until
a few years ago. See, I work for a small "grocery" chain in Cincinnati,
and we often get food samples to try out before we decide to sell them.
I was given a free supply of a new brand of microwave "noodle" meals,
and I decided to try won out. It said it was "Mediterranean spice" or
something like that. I was hungry, and I had nothing else to eat, so I
decided to give it a try. I opened it up, and smelled it, and it
smelled pretty good. I was going to go heat it up to eat it, but just
as I was sticking it in the "microwave," I read the ingredients on the
box, and it listed things like "curry" and "cumin" and I suddenly got
chills down my back. In a panic, I quickly carried the contents of the
container over to the trashcan and dumped it out. I was truly scared.
Of *Indian food*. And I even thought it smelled *good*! What has
happened to me?
I'm sorry it had to come to this. I love all people of the world, and I
long for the day when all races and nationalities across the world can
hold hands and sing in harmony, but I just don't want to think of those
godless Indians and the horrid deathlike stink of their regular diet.
I'm sorry you had to hear this. Sorry. I'm so sorry.
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>>On Feb 24, 4:09 pm, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> Dear, "Slipped Moebius": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
>>> ) NO:
>>>
>>> >On Feb 24, 1:07 am, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> >> What gives, TV? Don Pardo's 195th birthday celebration was cut short
>>> >> for--guess what?--a freaking commercial. He wasn't even half-way
>>> >> finished blowing out the candles. This is an outrage! I call for an
>>> >> all-out boycott on all TV writers, or whatever it is that we have to do,
>>> >> due to this attrocity. Who's with me?
>>>
>>> >You have this whole passive-aggressive activist thing going on which
>>> >makes me wonder: were your parents hippies?
>>>
>>> No. My dad wanted to go to "Woodstock," but my grandma wouldn't let
>>> him.
>>> --
>>> "If you don't get slapped, you're not doing it right."
>>> --Tim Weaver gives me the best dating advice I've ever had.
>>> (PS: Apologies to Mimus.)
>>
>>
>>Who was the frontrunner for the Dora the Explorer movie on WU? It
>>looked like Fred Armisson.
>
>Huh? He was playing that dude Javier Bardem from that moving picture
>"The No Country for Old Men" that's going to win all the "Oscar" awards
>tonight. (Oh, yeah. You heard me. Mark my words, bitches.)
PS: AAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!@!@!!!@@! i WAS RIGHT@!!!!