Below, find this week's schedule of reruns of Saturday Night Live,
along with episode summaries taken from the SNL Episode Guide, which
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The NBC episode for this Saturday night (03-May-08) is a rerun:

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07h  Jonah Hill / Mariah Carey
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cold  in private practice, Eliot Spitzer (BIH) will handle sex-related cases
mono  to combat his crude big-screen image, host sings about how he is fancy
SHOW  MacGruber- competency questions bring about a crisis of confidence
show  What's Your Situation?- emcee (host) thinks game show is a singles bar
skit  precocious 6 year-old (host) treats Benihana meal like a Borscht Belt gig
SHOW  MacGruber- paranoia over backstabbers results in abdication
show  The Suze Orman (KRW) Show- financial questions receive thrifty responses
FILM  ANS is distressed to learn that his dad (JID) is going out with host
song  musical guest performs "Touch My Body"
news  incredulous SEM & AMP say "Really!?!" to Eliot Spitzer's whoring
news  TRM's electoral assessment- "black is the new president, bitch"
skit  Target clerk advises daft fellow employee (host) on how to woo co-worker
show  Brian Williams (WLF) presents evidence proving John McCain (DAH) is old
comm  (WLF) & (KRW) sing about spaceships, toddlers, Model T cars, jars of beer
song  musical guest & T-Pain [real] perform "Migrate"
skit  upon meeting in real life, (CAW) finds that (host) is an online liar

In addition, NBC will air a 90-minute clip show @8:30pm on Tu 06-May-08:

Best of MOS

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The following 60-minute versions of SNL episodes will air on E!; all times EDT:

Sa 03-May-08
10:00pm  05p  Lindsay Lohan / Pearl Jam
 1:00am  05p  Lindsay Lohan / Pearl Jam

Su 04-May-08
[none]

Mo 05-May-08
[none]

Tu 06-May-08
[none]

We 07-May-08
[none]

Th 08-May-08
[none]

Fr 09-May-08
 1:00am  04p  Cameron Diaz / Green Day

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04p  Cameron Diaz / Green Day
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cold: Cardinals & Al Sharpton (KET) campaign to become Pontiff in papal debate
mono: host claims that, like female castmembers, she was a dork in high school
show: Extreme Makeover Home Edition- wife's (host) illness is a boon for (CHP)
TOON  by RBS- glasses make Michael Jackson see Webster while dating Tara Reid
show: Robin Gibb (Justin Timberlake) & Ann Coulter (Drew Barrymore) on liberals
skit: new manager (CHP) wants to improve the rating of a seedy one-star hotel
song: musical guest performs "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams"
news  newlyweds Prince Charles (SEM) & Camilla Parker Bowles (FRA) try to kiss
news: TIF's ex JIF exercises visitation rights in Dramatic Weekend Update Play
comm  Woo! The Musical features scenes of collegians' spring break experiences
skit  deliverymen (KET) & (FIM) try to dissuade (host) from buying a sofa bed
song  musical guest performs "Holiday"
show  Spy Glass- Desperate Housewives correspondent (host) joins in the pun

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05p  Lindsay Lohan / Pearl Jam
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cold: The Situation Room- staff turnover yields presidential spokesteen (host)
mono: host lectures drunk Easter Bunny (KET) about his excessive partying
COMM: low-cut pants call for Neutrogena Coin Slot Cream buttcrack moisturizer
show  Deep House Dish- boring Tiara Zee (RAD) grooves to divas (AMP) & (host)
TOON  by RBS- kids' Journey To The Disney Vault reveals unsettling Walt secrets
show  The O'Reilly (DAH) Factor- Seymour Hersh (FRA) & Newt Gingrich (WLF)
skit: rich chocolate dessert stirs diners' (host), (JAS), (RAD), (FRA) emotions
FILM: "Laser Cats!"- ANS & BIH pitch low-budget feline sci-fi movie to LOM
song: musical guest performs "World Wide Suicide"
news: meteorologist Stormy Windbreaker (SEM) forecasts apocalyptic weather
news: American Idol contestant Taylor Hicks (JAS) is full of enthusiasm
skit: Debbie Downer deflates (host)'s Las Vegas strip club bachelorette party
skit: uptight co-workers Neil (WLF), Jean (KRW), (host) awkwardly get social
song  musical guest performs "Severed Hand"
show  Movie Archives- Ann-Margret (host) & Liberace (FRA) had no chemistry

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Frank Serpas III       ser...@io.com
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