Below, find this week's schedule of reruns of Saturday Night Live,
along with episode summaries taken from the SNL Episode Guide, which
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The NBC episode for this Saturday night (06-Oct-12) is new:
12c Daniel Craig / Muse
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The following clip shows & 60-minute versions of episodes will air on VH1;
all times EDT:
Sa 06-Oct-12
[none]
Su 07-Oct-12
3:00am 02n Queen Latifah / Ms. Dynamite
4:00am 02r Ashton Kutcher / 50 Cent & G-Unit
5:00am 02s Adrien Brody / Sean Paul, Wayne Wonder
Mo 08-Oct-12
[none]
Tu 09-Oct-12
[none]
We 10-Oct-12
[none]
Th 11-Oct-12
[none]
Fr 12-Oct-12
1:00am 10m Jesse Eisenberg / Nicki Minaj
2:00am 10n DAC / Linkin Park
3:00am 10o Russell Brand / Chris Brown
For the key to the three-letter castcodes used in the episode summaries,
see the Castmember Timeline at SATURDAY NET.
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02n Queen Latifah / Ms. Dynamite
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cold: Bill Clinton (DAH) & Bob Dole (DAA) do a Point-Counterpoint about Iraq
mono: Sir Mix-A-Lot (TRM) defends host's kingdom from other royal rappers
show: 106 & Park- Baby K & his producer (host) perform infantile hip-hop
show: Live With Regis (DAH) & Kelly (AMP)- Frenchie Davis (host) sings
COMM: Who Farted?- FOX reality show traps contestants in room with a gas passer
show Where Are They Now?- 60's girl group sought a follow-up dance craze hit
COMM I'm A Celebrity...Who Farted?!- ABC reality show has famous flatulence
news Khalid Shaikh Mohammed (HOS) is upset by picture taken just after capture
news: fresh from his Grammy gig, Dustin Hoffman (JER) stammers kudos for NYC
news: Trevor The Broadway Guy (CHP) emotes regarding musicians' strike
song: musical guest performs "Dy-na-mi-tee"
skit (WLF) pleads for peace via song when (host) & (AMP) fight over a ham
TOON "X-Presidents" by RBS- SpongeBob SquarePants rejects cartoon jingoism
show Profiles In Jazz- 20's singer's (host) lyrics didn't hide sexual content
comm overly-personal apothecary Don (HOS) drives business to Walgreens
misc HOS sings "You Are Special" to mark the passing of Mister Rogers
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02r Ashton Kutcher / 50 Cent & G-Unit
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cold: George W. Bush (CHP) polls returning sailors on future military action
mono: having forgotten to wear his pants, host attracts attention of MAR & CHP
COMM Count Chocula (JIF) Silver- elderly vampire promotes cereal for seniors
show: Jarret's Room- fan from Iceland (host) tries weed from Amsterdam
show: Dateline NBC- Matt Lauer (SEM) looks back on aging Madonna's (AMP) career
skit teacher (CHP) busts students who got their term papers from the Internet
song: musical guest performs "In Da Club"
news: Liza Minnelli (MAR) is excited about David Gest's (CHK) birthday party
news: TRM eats birthday cake meant for Saddam Hussein, states booty preference
news: Patrick & Gunther Kelly promote knowledge of SARS prevention with a song
skit animal companions of The Falconer & The Muskrateer (host) do battle
misc host tries to convince TRM, DEE, LOM that they won't be Punk'd
show Politics Today- high school dropouts ignorantly address issues of the day
song musical guest & Nate Dogg [real] perform "21 Questions"
skit death row inmates boo doo-wop group 50's Ent. (JIF), (FRA), (host), (CHK)
COMM Global Century Investments {rerun}
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02s Adrien Brody / Sean Paul, Wayne Wonder
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cold: American Idol- commercials & teases stretch out announcement of finalist
mono: host kisses MAR & HOS; his mom [real] urges him to cut the apron strings
comm Mom Jeans are made for women ready to embrace a post-childbirth physique
show: Brian Fellow's Safari Planet- hairless cat & toucan are anthropomorphized
skit (RAD)'s date's (CHK) apartment reveals him to be a self-involved weirdo
show: Live With Regis (DAH) & Kelly (AMP)- trip winner (host) amputated his arm
TOON "Saddam & Osama" by RBS- wanted duo evades USA forces in kids show
misc: rastaman Sean John (host) introduces Sean Paul
song: Sean Paul performs "Get Busy"
news: drooling mutant Q*terplx (RAD) was left out of the X-Men movie sequel
news: Elton John (HOS) reworks his greatest hits for upcoming vampire musical
skit at Lensmasters, (host) & (CHK) suggest high-concept glasses for (AMP)
skit ballroom dance instructor (host) coaches Vasquez, Gabe, Ruth, A.J.
song Wayne Wonder performs "No Letting Go"
skit (host), (CHP), (WLF) struggle to title gay porno version of The Pianist
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10m Jesse Eisenberg / Nicki Minaj
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cold: Michele Bachmann's (KRW) State Of The Union response has technical gaffes
mono: Mark Zuckerberg [real] reacts to portrayals of him by host & ANS
COMM pre-op transsexuals like (BIH) use Estro-Maxx hormone replacement therapy
show: Mr. Wizard's (BIH) World- balloon-rubbing charges up teens (host) & (NAP)
show Don't Forget The Lyrics!- contestant's (host) mistakes are Freudian slips
show: Herb Welch gets defensive after botching college campus drug bust story
FILM: "The Creep"- (ANS) & (musical guest) are stalkerrific; John Waters cameo
song: musical guest performs "Right Through Me"
news: Hosni Mubarak (FRA) is oblivious to his culpability for Egypt's troubles
news fabulously successful Tyler Perry (KET) isn't put out by Oscar snubs
show: Blackenstein's (KET) Bride (musical guest) is Blaxploitatiously cheeky
show Skins- promiscuous druggie minors' product placements restore ad revenue
show Spa Talk- Tyla Yonders' (KRW) poo-based balms don't soothe family discord
song musical guest performs "Moment 4 Life"
comm: El Shrinko- (ANS) claims he needs to take a penis-reducing medication
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10n DAC / Linkin Park
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cold: Wayne's World- Winter's Bone dominates the Oscar picks of Wayne & Garth
mono: JOL backs up DAC's contention that their era's cast was SNL's best ever
COMM I-Sleep Pro {rerun}
show: Church Chat- Snooki (BOM) is exorcised & Justin Bieber [real] is tempting
show: Celebrity Teen Crisis Center- actors poorly answer youths' calls for help
COMM: Justin Bieber [real] & (ANS) in trailer for male version of The Roommate
song: musical guest performs "Waiting For The End"
news: SEM groups participants in Egypt's political unrest into Winners & Losers
news: multitasker James Franco (PAB) loves keeping busy doing a variety of jobs
news Angela Dixon's (KRW) meteorology is colored by her disco queen background
show: Live With Regis (DAC) & Kelly (NAP)- Kathie Lee Gifford (KRW) drops by
skit boy (ANS) competes in preteen girl pageant coordinated by (DAC) & (KET)
COMM Diedra Wurtz (ABE) delivers bad news with empty apologies & platitudes
misc JOL, MIM, DAC introduce musical guest
song musical guest performs "When They Come For Me"
skit New Wave band spoils Packer-fan Super Bowl party at nepotist's (TAK) bar
misc: at closing, DAC's sons Dex & Tom [real] join him on-stage
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10o Russell Brand / Chris Brown
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cold The O'Reilly (JAS) Factor- interview wastes Barack Obama's (FRA) time
mono host does stand-up about tight trousers, the Oscars, being married
COMM Frank Gublin (FRA) specializes in lawsuits related to Spider-Man musical
show Ultimate Vacation Giveaway- unenthusiastic winner (host) stumps Cheryl
COMM Don' You Go Runnin' Roun To Re Ro- impenetrable accents mark British noir
skit medieval king's (host) abuse of royal chef (BIH) dooms food taster (TAK)
song musical guest performs "Yeah 3x"
news Egypt's troubles fail to dampen Hosni Mubarak's (FRA) conviviality
news implicitly misogynistic Lil Wayne (JAP) & Eminem (TAK) lyrics are omitted
news Stefon is incapable of recommending normal Valentine's Day destinations
show Livin' Single- rebuffed by (VAB), (TAK) can't abide guest's (host) gropes
show A Spot Of Tea- temblors disrupt Pepperpots' (host), (ANS), (BIH) supping
song musical guest performs "No Bullshit"
skit time travel to the present day confuses violent George Washington (host)
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Frank Serpas III ser...@prismnet.com
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