SNL reruns this week (May 12-18)

[Frank Serpas III]

Below, find this week's schedule of reruns of Saturday Night Live,
along with episode summaries taken from the SNL Episode Guide, which
is available at SATURDAY NET (http://www.prismnet.com/~serpas/snl.html).

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The NBC episode for this Saturday night (12-May-12) is new:

11u WIF / Usher

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The following clip shows & 60-minute versions of episodes will air on VH1;
all times EDT:

Sa 12-May-12
[none]

Su 13-May-12
[none]

Mo 14-May-12
[none]

Tu 15-May-12
[none]

We 16-May-12
[none]

Th 17-May-12
[none]

Fr 18-May-12
4:00pm 02p Bernie Mac / Good Charlotte
5:00pm 02o Salma Hayek / Christina Aguilera
1:00am 02o Salma Hayek / Christina Aguilera
2:00am 02p Bernie Mac / Good Charlotte
3:00am 02s Adrien Brody / Sean Paul, Wayne Wonder


For the key to the three-letter castcodes used in the episode summaries,
see the Castmember Timeline at SATURDAY NET.


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02o Salma Hayek / Christina Aguilera
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cold: George W. Bush (CHP) fields softball questions barely related to Iraq
mono: 80's band comprising male castmembers & Edward Norton [real] bugs host
show: Top O' The Morning- Latina (host) & beau William toast St. Patrick's Day
TOON "Are You Hot?" by RBS- Lorenzo Lamas [real] assesses cartoon characters
show: Versace (MAR) Oscar Fashion Preview- musical guest picks up a dress
skit while stuck in a cardboard box, (WLF) confronts his cheating wife (host)
COMM: host badmouths Chicago while supporting Frida's bid for Academy Awards
song: musical guest performs "Beautiful"
news: Jimmy & Tina Yelling At America- JIF & TIF think USA needs self-criticism
news Fericito's wife & comedy partner Lupe (host) says JIF & TIF should marry
news punk wannabe Avril Lavigne (AMP) is mad for no particular reason
news: Gollum (CHK) is of two minds when it comes to making Oscar picks
news: JIF plays guitar & sings pop-inspired songs about St. Patrick's Day
skit (host) teaches seduction to Vasquez, Gabe (FRA), Ruth (RAD), A.J. (TRM)
COMM: host suggests that, unlike Frida, Chicago has links to terrorism
skit director's cut of original King Kong movie has the ape getting a hand job
song musical guest performs "Fighter"
COMM: host interrupts Chicago rebuttal to plug Frida once more


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02p Bernie Mac / Good Charlotte
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cold: George W. Bush (CHP) gives an update on the progress of war in Iraq
mono: host does stand-up about coping with the USA being on high alert
skit: on opening day at Fenway Park, Sully & Denise summon beer vendor (host)
show: Brain Busters- contestants' ignorance of Black History irks (host)
COMM: (host) & (MAR) salvage a bland party with Tabasco's Hot Sauce Carry Purse
skit The Pianist inspires moviegoers (host) & (TRM) to talk to the screen
song: musical guest performs "The Anthem"
news: embedded reporter Gene Shalit (HOS) offers puns related to war in Iraq
news: half-sunburned Drunk Girl talks about her Spring Break experiences
news: country song of U-S-AMEN (WLF) & (CHP) urges boycott of anti-war celebs
show fourth Stooge (host) beats up on Moe (CHP), Larry (CHK), Curly (JER)
skit hoarse bar patrons (host) & (AMP) complain about NYC's new no-smoking law
show Second Time Around- Glenda Goodwin is vexed by ex-husband Barry (host)
COMM Swiffer Sweepers {rerun}
skit Saddam Hussein's (HOS) advisers sugarcoat news about war with USA
song musical guest performs "Lifestyles Of The Rich & Famous"
comm: black stand-ups prefer Don Banks' (host) King of "Comedy" Suits


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02s Adrien Brody / Sean Paul, Wayne Wonder
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cold: American Idol- commercials & teases stretch out announcement of finalist
mono: host kisses MAR & HOS; his mom [real] urges him to cut the apron strings
comm Mom Jeans are made for women ready to embrace a post-childbirth physique
show: Brian Fellow's Safari Planet- hairless cat & toucan are anthropomorphized
skit (RAD)'s date's (CHK) apartment reveals him to be a self-involved weirdo
show: Live With Regis (DAH) & Kelly (AMP)- trip winner (host) amputated his arm
TOON "Saddam & Osama" by RBS- wanted duo evades USA forces in kids show
misc: rastaman Sean John (host) introduces Sean Paul
song: Sean Paul performs "Get Busy"
news: drooling mutant Q*terplx (RAD) was left out of the X-Men movie sequel
news: Elton John (HOS) reworks his greatest hits for upcoming vampire musical
skit at Lensmasters, (host) & (CHK) suggest high-concept glasses for (AMP)
skit ballroom dance instructor (host) coaches Vasquez, Gabe, Ruth, A.J.
song Wayne Wonder performs "No Letting Go"
skit (host), (CHP), (WLF) struggle to title gay porno version of The Pianist



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