SNL reruns this week (Apr 20-26)

[Frank Serpas III]

Below, find this week's schedule of reruns of Saturday Night Live,
along with episode summaries taken from the SNL Episode Guide, which
is available at SATURDAY NET (http://www.prismnet.com/~serpas/snl.html).

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The NBC episode for this Saturday night (20-Apr-13) is a rerun:

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12n Christoph Waltz / Alabama Shakes
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cold Carnival Triumph crew members try to buoy spirits during dire cruise
mono host weathers German characters & sings "Smile, Darn Ya, Smile!" variant
show What Have You Become?- game show contestants win painful self-awareness
COMM Papal Securities gives Pope Benedict (host) exclusive retirement advice
skit at a party, Tippy (NAP) fails to get in sync with conversational rhythm
COMM Djesus (host) Unchained- Quentin Tarantino's latest has Biblical revenge
comm sexy singing sibling trio comprises (KET), (JAP), dorky & adopted (host)
song musical guest performs "Hold On"
news State Of The Union rebuttal redux finds Marco Rubio (TAK) still thirsty
news miserable Russian (KAM) wishes she'd been hit by the Chelyabinsk meteor
news Stephen A. Smith (JAP) claims personal insight into the Lakers' prospects
skit (host)'s off-putting new girlfriend Regine (FRA) is sensual & smug
show Fox & Friends- Barack Obama is panned while Ted Nugent (BIH) is acclaimed
song musical guest performs "Always Alright"
skit (CES) misses obvious signs co-worker (host) is her creepy secret admirer


Earlier that night at 10pm, NBC will air a 60-minute version of:

12r Vince Vaughn / Miguel

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The following clip shows & 60-minute versions of episodes will air on VH1 &
VH1 Classic; all times EDT:

Sa 20-Apr-13
VH1 2:30pm 11g Jason Segel / Florence + The Machine
VH1 3:30pm 11d Anna Faris / Drake

Su 21-Apr-13
VH1 10:30am 11d Anna Faris / Drake
VH1 11:30am 11a Alec Baldwin / Radiohead
VH1 12:30pm 11g Jason Segel / Florence + The Machine
VHC 1:00pm xxx Best of DAC
VH1 1:30pm 11r Sofia Vergara / One Direction
VH1 2:30pm 11v Mick Jagger
VHC 2:30pm 98n BIM / Lucinda Williams
VHC 3:30pm 01k Jack Black / The Strokes
VHC 4:30pm 06p Peyton Manning / Carrie Underwood
VHC 5:30pm 10s Helen Mirren / Foo Fighters
VHC 2:00am xxx Best of DAC

Mo 22-Apr-13
VHC 8:00am 98n BIM / Lucinda Williams
VHC 1:00pm 06p Peyton Manning / Carrie Underwood
VHC 2:00pm 01k Jack Black / The Strokes
VHC 4:00pm 10s Helen Mirren / Foo Fighters
VHC 1:00am 99g Christina Ricci / Beck

Tu 23-Apr-13
VHC 2:00pm 99g Christina Ricci / Beck

We 24-Apr-13
VHC 2:00pm 04r Johnny Knoxville / System Of A Down

Th 25-Apr-13
VHC 11:00am 04r Johnny Knoxville / System Of A Down
VHC 2:00pm 98a Cameron Diaz / The Smashing Pumpkins
VHC 1:00am 98a Cameron Diaz / The Smashing Pumpkins

Fr 26-Apr-13
VHC 2:00pm 05f Eva Longoria / Korn


For the key to the three-letter castcodes used in the episode summaries,
see the Castmember Timeline at SATURDAY NET.


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98a Cameron Diaz / The Smashing Pumpkins
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cold: Oprah (TIM) 2002- Linda Tripp (John Goodman) et al recall Lewinsky affair
mono: without provocation, host gets tough with audience member (Hugh Fink)
COMM MasterCard made possible the priceless aspect of the Lewinsky affair
show: The View- Mark McGwire (WIF); Debbie Matenopoulos (host) battles raccoon
COMM: Oops! I Crapped My Pants can withstand full blasts from seniors' bowels
show: The Ladies' Man- Leon & (host) act out scenes from the Starr Report
COMM The Best Of The First 20 Minutes Of SNL redefines straight-to-videotape
show The New Hollywood Squares- the game goes on despite collapse of the board
TOON "Fun With Real Audio" by RBS- Richard Nixon haunts Bill Clinton address
news COQ thinks it's time to stop obsessing over the Lewinsky affair
news: Dominican Lou wants $1,000,000 for a baseball vaguely tied to Sammy Sosa
song: musical guest performs "Perfect"
skit: at the Moomba Club, foxy (host) picks up Roxbury Guys, Festrunks
skit words fail odor of witches' brew; Jonathan Richman & Tommy Larkins cameos
COMM The Gap- "This is so easy" says sax-playing Bill Clinton (DAH)
show: Jingleheimer Junction- new castmember (WIF) spells disaster for kids show
COMM The Gap- "This is not easy" says electric guitarist Hillary Clinton (ANG)
comm Spice Girls (MOS), (CHO), (CHK), (host) give advice for pregnant mothers
TOON "Maakies" by Tony Millionaire- proletarian Drinky Crow deadens himself
COMM The Gap- "This is easy" says Kenneth Starr (CHP) as he jigs amid evidence


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98n BIM / Lucinda Williams
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cold: The Ladies' Man- Stephanie Seymour [real] helps Leon teach love lessons
mono: inspired by the Footloose musical, BIM sings & dances around the stage
skit: competitive couple (BIM) & (MOS) challenges dinner guests to Yahtzee
skit (BIM) leads fellow male Knicks City Dancers in front of unfriendly crowd
COMM: Swill {rerun}
comm: The Quotable Caddyshack- BIM & CHC explain the reference work's utility
show: Morning Latte- minor celebrity (BIM) engages Tom & Cass in vapid banter
news: wistful for coverage, Bill Clinton (DAH) asks media to dig for some dirt
news freshly snubbed by Academy nominators, BIM gives his Oscar picks
song: musical guest performs "Can't Let Go"
skit: because (HOS)'s parents were eaten by a bear, (CHP)'s party is ruined
skit (BIM) spouts gibberish while trying to pose as owner of mystic curio shop
song musical guest performs "Too Cool To Be Forgotten"
comm: Hollywood gynecologist (BIM) has casual attitude toward patients' privacy


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99g Christina Ricci / Beck
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cold: Bill Clinton (DAH) points out GOP presidential hopefuls' weaknesses
mono: host's twin sister Bettina (RAD) wishes they were still an acting team
skit: at holiday parade, (host) disses Craig & steals Arianna's boyfriend (JIF)
comm And So This Is Chanukah- star-packed special is vaguely Judaism-related
show: Who Wants To Eat?- Bosnian refugee (host) seeks sustenance on game show
show: Taxicab Confessions- stripper (host) distracts cabbie (TIM) with sex talk
TOON: "Fun With Real Audio" by RBS- the Friends are oblivious to the apocalypse
news WTO spokesman Jacob Silj (WIF) can't modulate the volume of his voice
song: musical guest performs "Mixed Bizness"
show Goth Talk- Circe, Baron Nocturna, (host) conduct Azrael's funeral
show: Sally Jessy Raphael (ANG) unsuccessfully tries to tame wild teen (host)
song musical guest performs "Sexx Laws"
MISC clip of Madeline Kahn's "I Feel Pretty" SNL performance marks her passing


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01k Jack Black / The Strokes
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cold: pretzel took blame for Dick Cheney's (DAH) abuse of George W. Bush (WIF)
mono: narcissistic host sings of his place in comedy history; Kyle Gass cameo
COMM without one of Flenderson's huge bows, a gift car is sure to disappoint
show: stoner journalist (host) hazily investigates federal marijuana conspiracy
show Tales Of Valour- monster (host) would prefer a slut to virgin (AMP)
skit: at (host)'s ski lodge, Roger & Virginia unsettle (CHK) & (AMP)
COMM: in its seventh season, Friends is running out of character pairings
comm: Now That's What Actors Call Singing- album features stars' vanity bands
skit hype ensues when (WIF) challenges electric bass master (host) to a duel
news: TIF gives her thoughts on the absurdly awful Enron scandal
news: shy & adorable Amelie (CHK) visits Weekend Update
news: I Have An Opinion- JIF thinks Camp X-Ray living conditions are just fine
news: Tenacious D performs "Hornet's Nest" to comment on world politics
song: musical guest performs "Last Nite"
show America Undercover- gruff (host) & trashy white couple in love triangle
comm (host)'s gothic rock opera serves as a Happy Birthday Song alternative
MISC My Big Thick Novel by Jack Handey- sprung by a monkey in chapter 828
song musical guest performs "Hard To Explain"


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04r Johnny Knoxville / System Of A Down
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cold: Paula Abdul (AMP) is bedding American Idol contestants; Paula Abdul cameo
MONO: castmembers, Sophie Michaels [real], DOP prank host Jackass-style
COMM Mom Jeans {rerun}
skit: needlers Sally (AMP) & Dan (SEM) are The Couple That Should Be Divorced
skit: Donald Trump (DAH) tapes a commercial for Domino's cheeseburger pizza
show: Donatella Versace (MAR) visits her mom (RAD) in Italy on Mother's Day
skit abductee (WLF) learns science isn't motive for alien's (host) anal probes
song: musical guest performs "B.Y.O.B."
news: WLF sings a Mother's Day song to mom Patti [real] about her future death
news Ritchie B.'s interpreter doesn't appreciate his black stereotype jokes
news: TIF & AMP sing the theme song for cheap shoes bearing the Bobos brand
news: TIF & AMP mark the passing of Weekend Update founding editor Herb Sargent
skit transsexual (host), grandma (MAR), new mom (AMP) brunch on Mother's Day
skit: Andy disrupts a telethon by shouting "Oh no!" when callers try to pledge
skit Merv The Perv & brother Irv (host) disgust Victoria's Secret customers
misc Paula Abdul [real] introduces musical guest
song musical guest performs "Aerials"
show: extensive broadcast news team includes a clock factory arsonist (CHP)
FILM: "Bear City" by T. Sean Shannon- an anthropomorphic ursine leaves a bar
comm You Might Be A Gay Redneck If you're Jeff Foxworthy's half-brother (host)


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05f Eva Longoria / Korn
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cold: George W. Bush (WLF) is defensive during a press conference in China
mono: host matches narrator Mary Alice (KRW) with fellow disembodied voice DOP
COMM Totally Rad Fire Alert 3000 {rerun}
show: The Spammies- (CHP) & (host) win awards for sending unsolicited e-mail
show Deep House Dish- vocalists (AMP), (host), (FRA) & (BIH) perform on MTV4
COMM Morgan Stanley {rerun}
skit Sally & Dan bicker & have make-up sex at their 10-year college reunion
show: in 1958, stars irk Vincent Price (BIH) on his gothic Thanksgiving Special
comm: a box of Chesterfield cigarettes (AMP) boasts of doctors' approval
song: musical guest performs "Twisted Transistor"
news: congresswoman Jean Schmidt (RAD) digs a deeper hole with apology attempt
news: Steve Jobs (FRA) supplants obsolete iPods with increasingly tiny models
skit: Teri Hatcher (host) & other Desperate Housewives are divas at photo shoot
comm R. Kelly (FIM) adds bizarre cliffhangers in Trapped In The Closet sequel
comm fratricide influences lyrics but not tone of upbeat German family band
song musical guest performs "Freak On A Leash"
comm: Firmium- host uses sophomoric euphemisms in diarrhea medicine testimonial


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06p Peyton Manning / Carrie Underwood
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cold: Alberto Gonzalez (FRA) is uneasy despite George W. Bush's (JAS) support
mono: host tells a joke & introduces dad Archie, brother Eli, mom Olivia [real]
COMM: host is a poor role model for kids during a United Way activity
show Bronx Beat- Betty & Jodi are impressed by the size of zookeeper (host)
show: lucky (AMP)'s girly rationales produced a perfect NCAA basketball bracket
skit: at a party, Penelope (KRW) compulsively one-ups guests' small talk
TOON "Maraka" by RBS- multilingual explorer poses myriad questions to viewers
skit: "Casino Royale Theme" inspires terpsichorean basketball coach (WLF)
song: musical guest performs "Before He Cheats"
news: presidential candidate Tim Calhoun lays out his scattershot platform
news Zoo News- SEM considers the fate of Knut the polar bear cub
news: Sanjaya Malakar's (ANS) version of "You Really Got Me" moves DAA to tears
skit while filming 300, (host) fails to smash boulder onto fellow actor (FRA)
song musical guest performs "Wasted"
skit: daft & indiscreet (host) & (KRW) sip coffee on a pleasant spring evening
COMM: the oven-equipped Mercedes 550 is the car for meatloaf lovers like host
COMM awful basketball players don't need Nike Air Force One shoes
misc: at closing, host's brothers Eli & Cooper [real] give him a birthday cake


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10s Helen Mirren / Foo Fighters
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cold: Barack Obama (FRA) lists compromises made to avoid government shutdown
mono: host is "Nothing Like A Dame," sing sailors BOM, KET, ANS, PAB, TAK, BIH
skit: Mort Mort Feingold prepares income tax returns for various celebrities
FILM: "Helen Mirren's Magic Bosom"- host's breasts transport NAP to nirvana
show Fox & Friends- misinformed scaremongering fuels anti-Obama sentiment
skit Mary Shelley's (host) landlord Frank Stein (FRA) inspired novel's monster
song: musical guest performs "Rope"
news: James Carville (BIH) recalls the federal government shutdown of 1995
news: airborne plane disintegration is still affecting flight attendant (KRW)
news: Jean K. Jean does stand-up about artisanal cheeses, mimes, Belgian girls
show The Best Of Both Worlds- Hugh Jackman (ANS) greets celebs with two sides
COMM: Under-Underground Crunk-Ass Easter Festival resurrects music & danger
comm The Roosevelts- another historically-bogus miniseries hits Reelz Channel
COMM: Perspectives Photo Studios augment your penis for purposes of sexting
song musical guest performs "Walk"
skit: retiring strip club deejay Tommy (JAS) intros hardly-sexy female dancers


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11a Alec Baldwin / Radiohead
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cold: Mitt Romney (JAS) & Rick Perry (host) get top billing at GOP debate
mono: drug test certifies host's 16th SNL gig; Steve Martin & Seth Rogen cameos
COMM: Red Flag- a whiff of warning pervades (KRW)'s perfume & background
skit melodramatic crew members reveal secrets at All My Children wrap party
show satellite delay impedes warning TV reporter (KRW) of rain forest animals
song: musical guest performs "Lotus Flower"
news: Tony Bennett's (host) cinema commentary drifts to long-ago stars & movies
show: Who's On Top?- game show contestants mull hypothetical gay male couplings
COMM: Top Gun 25th anniversary DVD extras include unsuccessful screen tests
skit child psychologist's (host) daughter (NAP) tests theories & (VAB)'s will
song musical guest performs "Staircase"
skit: (TAK) fields mortally-wounded soldiers' final message delivery requests


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11d Anna Faris / Drake
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cold one-percenter Michael Bloomberg (FRA) ducks Occupy Wall Street protesters
mono in Hannah Garris (ABE), host finds a familiar face in the audience
show The Manuel Ortiz Show- Latin beats saturate philandering sting operation
show What's Wrong With Tanya?!- game show tests Lifetime Original Movie moms
FILM "Drake Interview"- ANS gets brief, close, sarcastic with musical guest
skit debating GOP presidential hopefuls are realistically cynical about future
song musical guest performs "Headlines"
news Anthony Crispino spreads falsehoods about Walgreens & Courteney Cox
news (JAP) & (musical guest) do a rap about jacking kids' Halloween candy bags
skit (VAB)'s friends advocate lying for dating success with "Tell Him" variant
show J-Pop America Fun Time Now!- Midwestern weeaboos (TAK) & (VAB) love Japan
song musical guest & Nicki Minaj [real] perform "Make Me Proud"
skit cavalier dandy Cecil (PAB) meets his girlfriend's (host) family
skit (KRW) & (host) ogle untraditionally-handsome Ferrari calendar models


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11g Jason Segel / Florence + The Machine
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cold: even the "raw & unleashed" Mitt Romney (JAS) is stiff & uncontroversial
mono: host tells Muppets that, despite their SNL heritage, this is his solo gig
COMM Red Flag {rerun}
skit: Kelly Ripa (NAP) auditions potential replacements for Regis Philbin
COMM: (host)'s Kemper-Pedic mattress is for isolation of masturbation vibration
skit: Austin Vogelcheck joins his brother (host) & family for Thanksgiving
song: musical guest performs "Shake It Out"
news Jon Huntsman [real] butters up voters from New Hampshire, like SEM
news: incredulous SEM & Kermit say "Really!?!" to school pizza as a vegetable
skit at (FRA)'s retirement party, (host) hints at a big secret to be revealed
comm A New Jack Thanksgiving- obscure artists fuse hip-hop with rhythm & blues
FILM "Seducing Women Through Chess"- (Olivia Wilde) proves (ANS) has no game
skit in an ice cream parlor, Andre The Giant (host) chooses a flavor
song musical guest performs "No Light, No Light"
skit: local band charms townsfolk with rendition of "Massachusetts Afternoon"


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11r Sofia Vergara / One Direction
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cold: Mitt Romney's (JAS) pandering fails to sway special interest audiences
mono: host relishes her success in America & introduces her son Manolo [real]
COMM Just Friends booty shorts belie guys' protestations of heterosexuality
show: Bein' Quirky- Drew Barrymore (KRW) & Fran Drescher (host) are eccentric
comm: Mayim Bialik (ANS) & Joey Lawrence (FRA) promote Old Navy
COMM: Almost Pizza- (BIH) is suspicious of pseudofood hyped by his wife (KRW)
skit: moronic (FRA) can't execute simple turn during TV news team promo shoot
skit Gilly antagonizes sex ed teacher (host) & foresees her own demise
song: musical guest performs "What Makes You Beautfiul"
news: Drunk Uncle isn't looking forward to spending Easter with his family
show: The Manuel Ortiz Show- Latin rhythm engulfs (host)'s family reunion
COMM Lil Poundcake {rerun}
show Watch What Happens Live- Andy Cohen (TAK) chats with Desmond Tutu (KET)
song musical guest performs "One Thing"
skit: Penelope Cruz (KAM) is given tricky words in Pantene commercial with host
show reporter (host) interviews Katniss (ABE) & other Hunger Games tributes


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11v Mick Jagger
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cold: The Lawrence Welk (FRA) Show- Italian singer (Jon Hamm) falls for Junice
mono: host answers questions that he is frequently asked about his career
show Secret Word- Mindy Grayson & fey tough-guy actor (host) blab the answers
skit: Mick Jagger karaoke mimicry wows all insurance conventioneers but (host)
FILM: "Lazy Sunday 2"- CHP & ANS rap about a trip to see the Sister Act musical
show Politics Nation- Al Sharpton (KET) muddles coverage of economic issues
song host & Arcade Fire [real] perform "The Last Time"
news: Stefon's summer entertainment advice is characteristically off-the-mark
show So You Think You Can Dance At An Outdoor Music Festival- grungies groove
song: host & Foo Fighters [real] perform "19th Nervous Breakdown"
song: host & Foo Fighters [real] perform "It's Only Rock 'n Roll"
show: The Californians- long-lost father (host) & amnesiac (Steve Martin) slur
song host sings presidential election blues with Jeff Beck [real] & SNL Band
misc: castmembers & LOM dance with departing KRW to "She's A Rainbow"
misc: at closing, CHK, AMP, RAD, CHP sing "Ruby Tuesday" with castmembers



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