SNL reruns this week (Jul 19-25)

[Frank Serpas III]

Below, find this week's schedule of reruns of Saturday Night Live,
along with episode summaries taken from the SNL Episode Guide, which
is available at SATURDAY NET (http://www.io.com/~serpas/snl.html).

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The NBC episode for this Saturday night (19-Jul-08) is a rerun:

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07i Christopher Walken / Panic At The Disco
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cold derisive Clintons (DAH) & (AMP) lament media's disclosure of their wealth
mono host has audience members ask him questions that he wrote
COMM Annuale {rerun}
skit teacher (host) nonsensically bowdlerizes high school production of Grease
skit on his last day, (JAS) learns workplace acquaintance (host) is a stalker
FILM "Laser Cats! 3D"- LOM & Chris Dodd [real] watch feline sci-fi trilogy end
skit (KRW) can't contain her excitement over the prospect of a surprise party
song musical guest performs "Nine In The Afternoon"
news pregnant man Thomas Beatie (ANS) invites SEM & AMP to his baby shower
skit at the Walken family reunion, host greets kin with similar vocal patterns
skit floraphobic (host) puts himself at ease by adding googly eyes to plants
show Top Chef- (host) can't cope with time constraints & limited ingredients
song musical guest performs "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
show Larry King (FRA) Live- Carter (DAH) admits that nobody reads his books

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The following 60-minute versions of SNL episodes will air on E!; all times EDT:

Sa 19-Jul-08
10:00pm 03q Janet Jackson
1:00am 03q Janet Jackson

Su 20-Jul-08
[none]

Mo 21-Jul-08
[none]

Tu 22-Jul-08
[none]

We 23-Jul-08
[none]

Th 24-Jul-08
12:30am 04o Ashton Kutcher / Gwen Stefani

Fr 25-Jul-08
[none]

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03q Janet Jackson
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cold: Dick Cheney (DAH) coaches Condoleezza Rice (host) to flash a boob
mono: host's home movies unconvincingly show she's from a normal family
show Brian Fellow's Safari Planet- (host) & flying squirrel are a distraction
skit: Starkisha balks at paying $250 for a ticket to a Janet Jackson concert
misc: HOS, CHK, TRM, JIF, Simon Cowell [real] perform a happy Christmas ditty
song: host performs "All Night"
news: off the record, Condoleezza Rice (MAR) outs co-workers' lack of diligence
news: maudlin Kevin Eubanks (FIM) laughs at TIF's lame joke
news: JIF sings the theme from nonexistent James Bond film "Jewel Eye"
show Prince (FRA) Show- Paula Abdul (host) & Steve Harvey (KET) visit
skit: (HOS) & (JIF) educate winery tourists on the art of soaking corks
song host performs "Strawberry Bounce"
show: Good Times- Florida Evans (KET) & kin persevere amidst urban tragedies
skit in the 1970's, cocaine sparks (CHP)'s interest in party game Boom Boomer

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04o Ashton Kutcher / Gwen Stefani
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cold: Hardball- Jose Canseco (HOS) & Mark McGwire (ROR) on steroids in baseball
mono: host & old-woman girlfriend Demi Moore [real] pooh-pooh age differential
COMM me-Harmony.com {rerun}
show: Oprah (MAR)- John Travolta (DAH) & Julia Roberts (host) bump victim (RAD)
skit (host)'s scheme to instigate an office push-up contest backfires on him
COMM: Kevin Federline (host) models his line of underwear in bed
show Gays In Space- crashed ship leads to encounter with studly (SEM) & (ROR)
song musical guest & Eve [real] perform "Rich Girl"
NEWS consumer advocate Henry Payne (KET) settles a complaint with violence
news: CHP's ostensible Demi Moore rap veers into his attraction to host
skit: at a black church, staid white guest preacher (host) gets into the spirit
show: fight between anchor (host) & weatherman (SEM) derails local newscast
song: musical guest performs "Holla Back Girl"
comm (AMP) uses Nebulzitol to cure her husband (WLF) of March Madness

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