Pierce Brosnan Review
Bartman454
to the skits if you dont mind
Skit 1- White House Skit- Hmm i sware they have got to find a new way to make
fun of GW, this bit made me laugh a couple of times but they gotta remember
Will cant do impressions as good as Hammond so they have to improve the jokes
to make up for the slight lack of realism, also what the hell was Julia Stiles
doing on the show, Pierce looked pretty smitten with her at the end credits eww
thats just creepy. Grade B-
Skit 2- Monologue- Hmm this was an interesting idea but for me it just didnt
seem to gel since it looked like both Darrell and Pierce were looking directly
at their cue cards, I did like it though when Pierce stopped Connery from
starting a musical number Grade: B
Skit 3- Destiny Child MTV crap- Eh this one sucked someone please fire Maya
Rudolph or whats the cool slang these days oh yeah vote her off. This bit was
rescued from a total F by some very funny Frankenstein stuff from Pierce Grade
D
Skit 4- Weakest Link- This one absolutely killed me Rachel Dratch's impression
was dead on perfect, "Fred Flinstone called he wants his head back", "I am not
the weakest link" and while totally unrelated "You are the weakest link
toodleoo"
Grade: A
Destiny's Child- Oh Steve Martin movies all over cable switching to those.
Skit 5-Weekend Update-This one was good but not great, Tracy's james bond thing
was relatively cool and i nearly bust a gut over the vampire dolphin joke.
Skit 6- Office Killer- This skit broke tradition by being a good 12:30ish skit,
nice to see tina starting to do some more than just anchor, and the way that
Will kept on stabbing that man with the trident for nearly a minute killed me
well and the other guy, only thing keeping me from giving this bit an A is the
fact Will needed more blood splattered but hey i am a perfectionist Grade:A-
Destiny Child-And even more Steve Martin
Skit 7-History Channel-lots of clever jokes here especially the one with the
submarines with screen doors, dang its a 12:40 sketch and i am still laughing
pretty hard Grade:B+
Skit 8- Casino kidcare-First off great job by the kids and second HOLY
SCHNEIKES i usually wouldnt write anything like this but dang Tina Fey(i think
its her) is hot and not in that huge boobs huge ass way its as though their is
just enough in every part of her body anyway back to the skit, the skit was
pretty good once pierce came out and started harrassing the kids "Give us our
plane back" "I just had me a shot of applejuice" I give this one a B+ it did
lag a tad here and their
Well overall good show especially the second half of the show which is
definitely a shock, also more fey was very nice for me, hmm next week Lara
Flynn Boyle well maybe theyll prove me wrong, Toodleoo
Tom
"The people have spoken, the bastards" 1976 concession speech from presidential
hopeful loser
MarkMarcMark
Run on sentences are fun!
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>Run on sentences are fun!
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LOL, I lost my breath just reading that to myself. Either he was on speed, or
he was on speed.
Kara
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> Worst... review... ever.
> Run on sentences are fun!
Oh my god, ITS THE NEVER ENDING SENTENCE! WHEN SHALL IT END!?
whitebred
same formulaic style we've seen used over and over again at SNL for years.
I'm really tired of SNL skits that basically cycle different cast members,
one after another, in front of a couple lead characters. You can see the
setup coming miles away, as each one in the cycle asks a really dumb
question (in the context of the skit), or is meant to look rediculous, and
then gets shot down. We saw this in the early-mid nineties, where every
other monologue saw various cast posing as really dumb audience members
asking silly questions to the host. Another typical example of this is the
"total bastard airline" skit (i.e. the "buh bye") skit, where a long line of
passengers is set up, and one by one we see them ask dumb questions only to
be told "buh bye", over and over. Last night was no different - the
"Weakest Link" skit totally relied on this formula, as did the skit with the
two flamboyant guys working in the high-tech hip fasion store, or whatever
that's supposed to be. SNL needs some decent writers and some fresh
material, desperately.
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Currant33
>Worst... review... ever.
>Run on sentences are fun!
>
Hey, man.... Don't bogart his, you know, creativity and shit by actually
expecting him to use decent written English, dude. <eyes roll to the back of
head, tongue blocks airway, thud>
MarkMarcMark
> Oh my god, ITS THE NEVER ENDING SENTENCE! WHEN SHALL IT END!?
Never.