SNL reruns this week (Apr 28 - May 4)

[Frank Serpas III]

Below, find this week's schedule of reruns of Saturday Night Live,
along with episode summaries taken from the SNL Episode Guide, which
is available at SATURDAY NET (http://www.prismnet.com/~serpas/snl.html).

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The NBC episode for this Saturday night (28-Apr-12) is a rerun:

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11m Channing Tatum / Bon Iver
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cold in 2014, triumphant Moon President Newt Gingrich (BOM) sees Earth explode
mono audience members deny having been customers of former stripper host
show Getting Freaky- Matthew McConaughey (host) & Colonel Nasty (BIH) counsel
COMM Spike TV promo for Downton Abbey is geared toward a young audience
skit NBC's Super Bowl coverage team utters eccentricities during a promo shoot
show Secret Word- Mindy Grayson & probed astronaut (host) are ineffectual
song musical guest performs "Holocene"
news Guy Fieri (BOM) presents some impractical Super Bowl party food ideas
news Lana Del Rey (KRW) addresses negative reaction to her performance on SNL
skit 22 year-old neighbor (host) dances dirty with (NAP) at her bat mitzvah
skit stocky Janet (BOM) hits on Tom Brady (host) on the eve of the Super Bowl
COMM (host) & (KRW) amateurishly endorse Go-Techs Flex oddball exercise system
song musical guest performs "Beth/Rest"
skit retiring strip club deejay Tommy intros hardly-sexy male dancers

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The following clip shows & 60-minute versions of episodes will air on VH1;
all times EDT:

Sa 28-Apr-12
[none]

Su 29-Apr-12
[none]

Mo 30-Apr-12
[none]

Tu 01-May-12
[none]

We 02-May-12
[none]

Th 03-May-12
[none]

Fr 04-May-12
2:00pm 02a Matt Damon / Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band
3:00pm 02b Sarah Michelle Gellar / Faith Hill
4:00pm xxx Best of JIF


For the key to the three-letter castcodes used in the episode summaries,
see the Castmember Timeline at SATURDAY NET.


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02a Matt Damon / Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band
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cold: Dick Cheney (DAH) rides a Tomahawk missle flying toward Baghdad
mono: feuding Justin Timberlake (host) & Britney Spears (AMP) stage a dance-off
COMM: the NRA says "happy hunting season" as the AFLAC duck is shot
show Brian Fellow's Safari Planet- porcupine & pot-bellied pig cause anxiety
COMM: the NRA says "take the safety off" as AT&T shill Carrot Top (SEM) is shot
skit: Denise misses her chance to go "Dancing In the Dark" with musical guest
COMM Nutri-Quick Meal On-The-Go suppositories anally nourish busy workers
comm Hannibal Lecter (host) Goes To Michigan State- cannibal in pre-prequel
song: musical guest performs "Lonesome Day"
news: Red Sox fans SEM & host give Yankee fans tips on how to cope with losing
news: Venezuelan comedian Fericito (FRA) says JIF should employ a catchphrase
skit: Dr. Matt Damon (CHP) complains to namesake host about being overshadowed
comm: Versace (MAR) Pockets- the extravagant way to enjoy a microwaveable meal
TOON "The Smurfette Show" by RBS- blue sprite behaves like Anna Nicole Smith
song musical guest performs "You're Missing"
skit (host)'s government-funded sex robot project has come to naught
comm Dr. Phil McGraw (JER) offers wacky counsel to guests on his show
COMM The War On Iraq- new reality series is coming soon to NBC


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02b Sarah Michelle Gellar / Faith Hill
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cold: George W. Bush (CHP) notifies Saddam Hussein of impending regime change
mono: vampires (CHK), (RAD), (AMP) are offended by host's joke about slaying
COMM Swiffer Sleepers- kids in dirt-collecting pajamas clean by sliding around
skit Be-Safe Gang's (FRA), (AMP), (host) supposed street smarts are bad advice
skit music enraptures inept romantic as he fantasizes about being a dentist
COMM: Trans American Airlines is proud to ensure security via racial profiling
COMM Corona drinker Craig (JIF) is full of beer & Miles Away From Sober
skit: Saddam Hussein (DAH) seeks self-preservation by sacrificing look-alikes
COMM: Corona drinker Craig once again throws a bottle into the ocean by mistake
song: musical guest performs "Cry"
news: Dell Computer dude Steven's (SEM) chipper demeanor belies his depression
news: TIF celebrates the blow dealt to the Jewish Federation Of Greater Seattle
news: Ramada sisters (MAR) & (host) describe life in the B-list celebrity scene
show: Making The Video- grimy Christina Aguilera (host) likes getting "Dirrty"
comm (host) watches Arli$$ to avoid laughter-induced loss of bladder control
misc TRM & LOM fail in their attempt to get host & musical guest to wrestle
song musical guest performs "Free"
misc: (MAR)'s dedication to offering herself to her man (TRM) overexcites him
COMM: police pursue Corona drinker Craig after he beans a waiter with a bottle
comm Americans' economic discontent is incongruously aimed at Saddam Hussein
skit loutish Merv The Perv (CHP) undermines goal of sexual harassment seminar



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