SNL reruns this week (Apr 13-19)

[Frank Serpas III]

Below, find this week's schedule of reruns of Saturday Night Live,
along with episode summaries taken from the SNL Episode Guide, which
is available at SATURDAY NET (http://www.prismnet.com/~serpas/snl.html).

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The NBC episode for this Saturday night (13-Apr-13) is new:

12r Vince Vaughn / Miguel


Earlier that night at 10pm, NBC will air a 60-minute version of:

12q Melissa McCarthy / Phoenix

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The following clip shows & 60-minute versions of episodes will air on VH1 &
VH1 Classic; all times EDT:

Sa 13-Apr-13
VH1 5:00pm 11i Katy Perry / Robyn
VH1 6:00pm 11b Melissa McCarthy / Lady Antebellum
VH1 7:00pm 11u WIF / Usher

Su 14-Apr-13
VH1 10:30am 11u WIF / Usher
VH1 11:30am 11o MAR / Sleigh Bells
VH1 12:30pm 11b Melissa McCarthy / Lady Antebellum
VH1 1:30pm 11p Lindsay Lohan / Jack White
VH1 2:30pm 11m Channing Tatum / Bon Iver
VH1 3:30pm 11i Katy Perry / Robyn

Mo 15-Apr-13
VHC 7:00pm 08n Steve Martin / Jason Mraz

Tu 16-Apr-13
VHC 2:00pm 08n Steve Martin / Jason Mraz
VHC 7:00pm 08h Paul Rudd / Beyonce

We 17-Apr-13
VHC 2:00pm 08h Paul Rudd / Beyonce
VHC 7:00pm 08g Ben Affleck / David Cook

Th 18-Apr-13
VHC 2:00pm 08g Ben Affleck / David Cook
VHC 7:00pm 07i Christopher Walken / Panic At The Disco

Fr 19-Apr-13
VHC 2:00pm 07i Christopher Walken / Panic At The Disco


For the key to the three-letter castcodes used in the episode summaries,
see the Castmember Timeline at SATURDAY NET.


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07i Christopher Walken / Panic At The Disco
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cold: media disclosure of their wealth bugs Bill (DAH) & Hillary (AMP) Clinton
mono: host has audience members ask him questions that he wrote
COMM Annuale {rerun}
skit: teacher (host) nonsensically bowdlerizes high school production of Grease
skit on his last day, (JAS) learns workplace acquaintance (host) is a stalker
FILM "Laser Cats! 3D"- LOM & Chris Dodd [real] watch feline sci-fi trilogy end
skit: Sue (KRW) can't contain her excitement over prospect of a surprise party
song: musical guest performs "Nine In The Afternoon"
news: pregnant man Thomas Beatie (ANS) invites SEM & AMP to his baby shower
skit: at the Walken family reunion, host greets kin with similar vocal patterns
skit: floraphobic (host) puts himself at ease by adding googly eyes to plants
show Top Chef- (host) can't cope with time constraints & limited ingredients
song musical guest performs "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
show Larry King (FRA) Live- Jimmy Carter (DAH) admits nobody reads his books


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08g Ben Affleck / David Cook
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cold: John & Cindy McCain [real] sell merchandise on QVC with Sarah Palin (TIF)
COMM Jar Glove {rerun}
show: The View- Elisabeth Hasselbeck (KRW) & Alec Baldwin (host) argue politics
show Countdown With Keith Olbermann (host)- egoism flavors indignant hyperbole
skit: UPS driver (host) wants to get romantically involved with Target clerk
FILM: "Giraffes!!"- follow-up to "Sloths!!" is equally zoologically inaccurate
song: musical guest performs "Light On"
news: John McCain [real] presents his last-ditch campaign strategy options
news: Patrick & Gunther Kelly explicate voting machine issues with a song
news: Aunt Linda has negative reactions to new television season's offerings
comm Night School Musical- middle-aged students sing about adult concerns
comm: Grady Wilson's (KET) sex DVD aims to Put The Fire Back In Your Marriage
skit: (host)'s queer brother Stefon (BIH) puts homoerotic spin on a movie pitch
song musical guest performs "Declaration"
comm Bierhoff Brothers' (FRA) & (host) coat for German tourists is overdone


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08h Paul Rudd / Beyonce
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cold: blundering Joe Biden (JAS) promises to be as entertaining as Sarah Palin
mono: host is disappointed he missed all the election-related excitement at SNL
COMM: audible cue marks activation of Sproingo erectile dysfunction treatment
skit: Austin Vogelcheck's (host) over-affectionate family makes (ANS) uneasy
skit Lorenzo McIntosh's scare tactics fail to intimidate delinquent teens
FILM: "Everyone's A Critic"- host's nude portrait of ANS horrifies viewers
skit open mic song by (host) & (KRW) details minutiae of a package delivery
skit: "Garden Party" evokes yucky anecdotes by (host) & other icky reminiscers
song musical guest performs "If I Were A Boy"
news: Snagglepuss (BOM) & The Great Gazoo (WLF) lament gay marriage vote result
news: Justin Timberlake [real] recaps SNL episode he would've done next week
skit: male dancers (BOM), (ANS), (Justin Timberlake) muss musical guest's video
skit (WLF) & (BIH) try talking suicidal (host) off a ledge by saying "don't"
song: musical guest performs "Single Ladies"
skit: jokey (BIH) & (host) are in denial about their stake in same-sex marriage
FILM "Clearing The Air"- (BIH), (host), (FRA) reiterate relationship tangles


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08n Steve Martin / Jason Mraz
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cold amidst economic woe, Barack Obama (FRA) brings up happy pre-term memories
COMM Chewable Pampers short-circuit the food cycle in an eco-friendly manner
skit Neil, Jean, fellow uptight co-worker (host) view the Superbowl on Ecstacy
FILM "Laser Cats! 4 Ever"- host abets extension of the feline sci-fi franchise
show Issues- Clarence Jernigan's (KET) guests are insufficiently body-aware
skit Bernie Madoff (FRA) can't get anybody to come to his Superbowl party
misc the crush CAW, KRW, MIW, ABE have on host inspires them to sing about him
song musical guest performs "I'm Yours"
news unrepentant Rod Blagojevich (JAS) is on the way out but is still feisty
news Angelina Jolie (ABE) asks SEM if the Octomom might have any extra babies
news David Paterson (FRA) badmouths upstate New York & all of New Jersey
skit makeup salesman's (host) dumb wife Trina (KRW) bothers him while he works
song accompanied by his band, host plays banjo & sings "Late For School"
FILM old-time quarterback Billy The Gun (host) carried a firearm on the field
song musical guest & Colbie Caillat [real] perform "Lucky"


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11b Melissa McCarthy / Lady Antebellum
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cold: The Lawrence Welk (FRA) Show- Junice has a muscle-bound sister (host)
mono: supposed dance experts host & KRW never actually show off their steps
COMM Lil Poundcake- doll injects girls with human papilloma virus vaccine
skit: (host) generates no sparks during sexual harassment of co-worker (JAS)
FILM "Stomp"- percussive police station guns down Blue Man Group (FRA) & (PAB)
show The Comments Section- pathetic online loudmouths lose their anonymity
COMM: Rock's Way- Chris Rock (JAP) inserts his commentary into Broadway shows
song: musical guest performs "We Owned The Night"
news: Moammar Gaddafi's best friends reveal his character flaws via sotto voce
news Tyler Perry (KET) relishes being the highest-paid man in entertainment
skit: overeager (host) disrupts Hidden Valley Ranch salad dressing focus group
show: The Essentials- stairs-related injuries crippled Mae West knockoff (host)
song musical guest performs "Just A Kiss"
skit ex-lovers belie pickup artist's (ANS) claim of complaint-free intercourse


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11i Katy Perry / Robyn
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cold: On The Record- Donald Trump (DAH) attaches superlatives to his GOP debate
mono: sartorial inspirations for host's music videos like "I Kissed A Girl"
show: J-Pop America Fun Time Now!- (host) heads Hello Kitty appreciation club
COMM The Apocalypse- eschatological movie is a star-studded romantic comedy
show: Kalle (KRW)- host appears on Finnish talk show featuring extensive clips
FILM: "Best Friends"- ANS & host & addict (Matt Damon) & lunatic (Val Kilmer)
comm: Doggie Duty- star-laden soundtrack sidelines canine courtroom movie
song: musical guest performs "Call Your Girlfriend"
news: flirting expert Rebecca Larue (KRW) admits to SEM that she's just a slut
news: Alec Baldwin [real] excuses his plane event by posing as a penitent pilot
news: Stefon offers multiple unsuitable diversions for NYC holiday visitors
skit lineage-eager Queen Elizabeth (FRA) wants Kate Middleton (ABE) knocked up
show Politics Nation- Al Sharpton (KET) butchers words toward the wrong camera
song musical guest performs "Dancing On My Own"
skit at a piano bar, lonely (host) falls hard after meeting her soulmate (BOM)


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11m Channing Tatum / Bon Iver
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cold: in 2014, triumphant Moon President Newt Gingrich (BOM) sees Earth explode
mono: audience members deny having been customers of former stripper host
show: Getting Freaky- Matthew McConaughey (host) & Colonel Nasty (BIH) counsel
COMM Spike TV promo for Downton Abbey is geared toward a young audience
skit: NBC's Super Bowl coverage team utters eccentricities during a promo shoot
show Secret Word- Mindy Grayson & probed astronaut (host) are ineffectual
song: musical guest performs "Holocene"
news: Guy Fieri (BOM) presents some impractical Super Bowl party food ideas
news Lana Del Rey (KRW) addresses negative reaction to her performance on SNL
skit 22 year-old neighbor (host) dances dirty with (NAP) at her bat mitzvah
skit stocky Janet (BOM) hits on Tom Brady (host) on the eve of the Super Bowl
COMM (host) & (KRW) amateurishly endorse Go-Techs Flex oddball exercise system
song musical guest performs "Beth/Rest"
skit: retiring strip club deejay Tommy intros hardly-sexy male dancers


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11o MAR / Sleigh Bells
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cold: New York Sports Now- Asian stereotype puns inspired by Jeremy Lin are OK
mono: MAR sings "Do You Want To Funk?" to conquests including Paul Simon [real]
show: Bronx Beat- crewmembers (ANS) & (Justin Timberlake) reciprocate flirting
COMM I Know Why The Caged Bird Laughs!- Maya Angelou (MAR) has a prank show
skit: Prince (FRA) & other celebs visit new parents Jay-Z (JAP) & Beyonce (MAR)
song: musical guest performs "Comeback Kid"
news: incredulous SEM & AMP say "Really!?!" to reactionary birth control talk
show What Up With That?- Bill O'Reilly & Kate Upton [real] for Presidents' Day
show: Super Showcase- game show models (KRW) & (MAR) present prizes not won
show The Obama Show- Barack (FRA) & Michelle (MAR) copy Cosby to fight obesity
song musical guest performs "End Of The Line"
show How's He Doing?- black voters will unconditionally support Barack Obama


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11p Lindsay Lohan / Jack White
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cold: Fox Report- Shepard Smith (BIH) checks in with Mitt Romney (JAS) & sons
mono: despite JIF's reassurance of trust in host, Jon Hamm [real] is on standby
COMM: The Real Housewives Of Disney- Belle (ABE) & other princesses misbehave
show: In Memoriam reel at Psychic Awards honors not-yet-deceased clarivoyants
skit: Lorenzo McIntosh & host present teens with unpleasant prison scenarios
song: musical guest performs "Love Interruption"
news: James Carville (BIH) disparages Rush Limbaugh, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich
news: Snooki (BOM) may have been impregnated by Jon Hamm [real]
skit in a movie, delinquent girl (FRA) dances in the street & gets hit by cars
FILM: "Afros"- a couple (ANS) & (KRW) shares large hair & wedding announcement
skit morning deejays Richard (TAK) & Buffalo (BOM) mask pathos with enthusiasm
COMM smoker (KRW) exhibits homicidal urges & other side effects of Chantix
skit the mysterious phone calls terrorizing (KRW) are coming from her own butt
COMM Verizon {rerun}
song musical guest performs "Sixteen Saltines"
skit Rude Buddha (ANS) insults & harasses his disciples behind their backs
MISC Weird Guy By A Fire (JAS) yearns for a collection of music from the '70s
MISC: Weird Guy By A Fire burns his hand when the fireplace flares up


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11u WIF / Usher
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cold: petulant Joe Biden (JAS) commiserates with his buddy George W. Bush (WIF)
mono: for Mother's Day, WIF goes script-free to express love for his mom [real]
COMM: (KRW) hopes Nasaflu will put an end her husband's (WIF) sneeze-yells
skit: Marty & Bobbi perform a medley at a lesbian-gay-bisexual-transgender prom
show: Pete Twinkle & Greg Stink cover female golfers during O.J. Simpson chase
FILM: ANS & Justin Bieber [real] celebrate greatest hits of 100 Digital Shorts
song: musical guest performs "Scream"
news: incredulous SEM says "Really!?!" to Time Magazine breastfeeding cover
news: Nicolas Cage (ANS) pictures himself in Liam Neeson's [real] movie roles
skit 2012 Funkytown Debate- groovy mayoral candidates (KET) & (WIF) face off
show Broadway Sizzle- (WIF) accidentally sings women's parts on cable access
song musical guest performs "Climax"
skit Hamilton & other unwanted toasters mar a 25th wedding anniversary party
COMM Almost Pizza {rerun}



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