SNL reruns this week (May 5-11)

[Frank Serpas III]

Below, find this week's schedule of reruns of Saturday Night Live,
along with episode summaries taken from the SNL Episode Guide, which
is available at SATURDAY NET (http://www.prismnet.com/~serpas/snl.html).

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The NBC episode for this Saturday night (05-May-12) is new:

11t Eli Manning / Rihanna

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The following clip shows & 60-minute versions of episodes will air on VH1;
all times EDT:

Sa 05-May-12
11:00am 02b Sarah Michelle Gellar / Faith Hill
noon xxx Best of JIF

Su 06-May-12
[none]

Mo 07-May-12
[none]

Tu 08-May-12
[none]

We 09-May-12
[none]

Th 10-May-12
[none]

Fr 11-May-12
4:00pm 02l Jennifer Garner / Beck
5:00pm 02m Christopher Walken / Foo Fighters


For the key to the three-letter castcodes used in the episode summaries,
see the Castmember Timeline at SATURDAY NET.


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02b Sarah Michelle Gellar / Faith Hill
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cold: George W. Bush (CHP) notifies Saddam Hussein of impending regime change
mono: vampires (CHK), (RAD), (AMP) are offended by host's joke about slaying
COMM Swiffer Sleepers- kids in dirt-collecting pajamas clean by sliding around
skit Be-Safe Gang's (FRA), (AMP), (host) supposed street smarts are bad advice
skit music enraptures inept romantic as he fantasizes about being a dentist
COMM: Trans American Airlines is proud to ensure security via racial profiling
COMM Corona drinker Craig (JIF) is full of beer & Miles Away From Sober
skit: Saddam Hussein (DAH) seeks self-preservation by sacrificing look-alikes
COMM: Corona drinker Craig once again throws a bottle into the ocean by mistake
song: musical guest performs "Cry"
news: Dell Computer dude Steven's (SEM) chipper demeanor belies his depression
news: TIF celebrates the blow dealt to the Jewish Federation Of Greater Seattle
news: Ramada sisters (MAR) & (host) describe life in the B-list celebrity scene
show: Making The Video- grimy Christina Aguilera (host) likes getting "Dirrty"
comm (host) watches Arli$$ to avoid laughter-induced loss of bladder control
misc TRM & LOM fail in their attempt to get host & musical guest to wrestle
song musical guest performs "Free"
misc: (MAR)'s dedication to offering herself to her man (TRM) overexcites him
COMM: police pursue Corona drinker Craig after he beans a waiter with a bottle
comm Americans' economic discontent is incongruously aimed at Saddam Hussein
skit loutish Merv The Perv (CHP) undermines goal of sexual harassment seminar


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02l Jennifer Garner / Beck
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cold: George W. Bush (CHP) doesn't care if Iraq has weapons of mass destruction
mono: host sings "My Funny Valentine" to the male castmembers wooing her
COMM Clappin'!- musical generates applause via nonstop on-stage hand slapping
skit: (JIF)'s bar pick-up (host) morphs into homely (FRA) when the lights go up
show: Wake Up Wakefield!- at Valentine's Day dance, (host) has crush on Sheldon
skit: Saddam Hussein (HOS) phones Osama bin Laden (JIF) to ask for some slack
skit soap opera actress (host) attempts passionate scene with effeminate (CHK)
skit (CHK) is disappointed to be paired with (host)'s ugly Siamese twin (RAD)
news: rhyming Burt Bacharach (JER) doesn't back an attack on Iraq
news: TRM's advocacy of an all-out race war is preempted by NBC
news: CHP performs a rap about how he & host couple up for espionage & sex
song: musical guest performs "Lost Cause"
skit Michael Jackson (AMP) In A Tree- Elizabeth Taylor (RAD) gives counsel
song musical guest performs "Guess I'm Doing Fine"
skit greeters (AMP) & (host) marvel at the vast geography of their Wal-Mart
MISC My Big Thick Novel by Jack Handey- deadly germs are dead in chapter 490


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02m Christopher Walken / Foo Fighters
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cold: Hardball- French foreign minister (host) enjoys nettling USA over Iraq
mono: host sings "Exactly Like You" & brings on some dancing girls
show Pranksters- to (host), murder by tire iron is a hilarious practical joke
show: The Continental pursues a spokesmodel for his line of beauty products
skit after losing his ship, incompetent captain (host) leads liferaft to ruin
MISC: the first African-American to yell at a movie screen (TRM) is honored
skit: after the Civil War, arrival of Colonel Angus (host) has oral sex subtext
news: TIF shows Department Of Homeland Security's alarming warning signs
news: Christina Aguilera (MAR) vocalizes her emotions regarding the Grammys
news: Steve Martin cameo
news: having quit showbiz, WIF now lives on a farm with Britney Spears [real]
song: musical guest performs "All My Life"
skit (MAR) wants no part of Dr. Walter's lusty exploits with Roger & Virginia
song musical guest performs "Times Like These"; Jim Carrey cameo
skit act of Buddy Mills & fellow lounge comic (host) has an air of pathos



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