SNL reruns this week (May 25-31)

[Frank Serpas III]

Below, find this week's schedule of reruns of Saturday Night Live,
along with episode summaries taken from the SNL Episode Guide, which
is available at SATURDAY NET (http://www.prismnet.com/~serpas/snl.html).

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The NBC episode for this Saturday night (25-May-13) is a rerun:

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12i Jamie Foxx / Ne-Yo
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cold Barack Obama (JAP) takes pity on GOP ostracism target John Boehner (BIH)
mono current events lead host to ask "How black is that?"; 2 Chainz cameo
show Bitch, What's The Answer?- (host) verbally abuses game show contestants
show J-Pop America Fun Time Now- sensei (host) is a fellow Japanophile
COMM Tyler Perry's (host) fusion of Alex Cross & Madea makes a mixed-up movie
song musical guest performs "Let Me Love You"
news sick of unromantic Santa, Mrs. Claus (AIB) is ready for some alone time
news Ding Dong (host) complains of unequal treatement relative to Twinkies
show game show contestants confuse Dermot Mulroney [real] with Dylan McDermott
FILM pimp Marcus Banks (KET) treats Christmas trees as if they were his hos
show Maine Justice- (Charlie Day) testifies in wacky Acadia-Acadiana courtroom
song musical guest performs "She Is"
comm vacuous former porn stars (VAB), (CES), (host) endorse Swarovski Crystals

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The following clip shows & 60-minute versions of episodes will air on VH1 &
VH1 Classic; all times EDT:

Sa 25-May-13
[none]

Su 26-May-13
[none]

Mo 27-May-13
[none]

Tu 28-May-13
VHC 7:00pm 04e Liam Neeson / Modest Mouse

We 29-May-13
VHC 2:00pm 04e Liam Neeson / Modest Mouse
VHC 7:00pm 04h Robert De Niro / Destiny's Child

Th 30-May-13
VHC 2:00pm 04h Robert De Niro / Destiny's Child
VHC 7:00pm 04l Jason Bateman / Kelly Clarkson

Fr 31-May-13
VHC 2:00pm 04l Jason Bateman / Kelly Clarkson
VH1 6:00pm 06s MOS / Linkin Park
VH1 7:00pm xxx Best of AMP


For the key to the three-letter castcodes used in the episode summaries,
see the Castmember Timeline at SATURDAY NET.


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04e Liam Neeson / Modest Mouse
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cold: victorious George W. Bush (WLF) covets John Kerry's (SEM) carefree life
mono: castmembers echo host's vow not to allow stereotypes into the show
skit: on the eve of her wedding, Star Jones (KET) takes phone calls
show: You Call This A House Do Ya?- squalid Irish home receives a makeover
COMM Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice {rerun}
skit (host)'s date with Phoebe (RAD) is disrupted by her large parrot (FRA)
show Wake Up San Diego- theme music entrances presenters (host) & (MAR)
song: musical guest performs "Float On"
news John Ashcroft (DAH) rues failure to implement more unconstitutional ideas
news TIF & AMP use Barbie dolls to re-create Tara Reid's wardrobe malfunction
news college student (SEM) makes excuses for missing presidential election
news: TIF & AMP perform their critically-panned song "The Party's Cancelled"
news: deaf comic Ritchie B's (FRA) interpreter (KET) nixes jokes about blacks
skit Appalachian Emergency Room- bumpkins explain origins of medical crises
skit: stoner (host) tries to persuade cop (CHP) to loan him a drug-sniffing dog
song musical guest performs "Ocean Breathes Salty"


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04h Robert De Niro / Destiny's Child
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cold: Craig Fenson reads more naughty-sounding names of suspected terrorists
mono: host & Kermit (Steve Whitmire)- "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"
COMM Woomba- the automated feminine hygiene product enforces vaginal freshness
show Pranksters- (host) equates chainsaw dismemberment with wacky hijinks
skit: oblivious (host) wonders why his gay-acting son (SEM) hasn't yet married
show: Prince (FRA) Christmas Special- host, Star Jones (KET), Al Reynolds (FIM)
FILM by RBS- on Christmas, Santa skips red states to bitch with liberal celebs
skit: Donald Trump (DAH) tapes a Christmas-themed promo for The Apprentice
song: musical guest & Lil' Wayne [real] perform "Soldier"
news violent prayers of street preacher Leviticus (ROR) are off-putting
news Abe Scheinwald doesn't share grandson's (SEM) yen for cinematic subtlety
skit: mole (HOS) clumsily employs Italian stereotypes to infiltrate the mafia
song musical guest performs "Cater 2 U"
skit: Christmas With The Cat Lady (host) comprises one-sided chats with felines
FILM: "Bear City" by T. Sean Shannon- anthropomorphic ursines go caroling
misc HOS & Muppets Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, Animal perform happy Christmas ditty


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04l Jason Bateman / Kelly Clarkson
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cold: nuke-wielding Kim Jong Il (HOS) makes demands at fawning press conference
mono: host & AMP plug Arrested Development so that it won't be cancelled
COMM: me-Harmony.com matches narcissists with their opposite-sex alter egos
show: Monkeys Throwing Poop At Celebrities- Sean Connery (DAH) gets hit
MISC An Important Moment In Black History- Kenny Wilkins (FIM) nixes skydiving
comm: The Best of T.T. (MAR) & Mario (KET)- songs all refer to getting freaky
skit subway passenger (host) empties his wallet for pushy in-car performers
MISC An Important Moment In Black History- Kenny Wilkins nixes direct deposit
song: musical guest performs "Since You've Been Gone"
news: Prince Charles (SEM) thinks Camilla Parker Bowles (FRA) is quite a catch
news TIF & AMP sing "War Is All Around" in honor of Condoleezza Rice
news: not wanting to anger Bill Cosby, KET passes on a chance to denigrate him
show Gays In Space- homosexual rocketmen encounter sperm-seeking lesbians
skit: in the voiceover booth, Bill Kurtis (DAH) mixes graphic script & chitchat
MISC An Important Moment In Black History- Kenny Wilkins nixes sushi
song musical guest performs "Breakaway"
show Rap Night- Chubb Hotty sings a duet with his girlfriend (musical guest)
skit students at a public speaking workshop exhibit presentational defects


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06s MOS / Linkin Park
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cold: Mary Katherine Gallagher crashes American Idol & sings "Brass In Pocket"
MONO: '90s flashback shows MOS's crush on LOM ending with a broken heart
COMM Urigro {rerun}
skit: Penelope's competitive behavior alienates her neighbors at tenant meeting
skit Dan Rather (DAH) moderates debate of fringe presidential candidates
show: The Sopranos- Sally O'Malley auditions for dancer job at Bada Bing! Club
song: musical guest performs "What I've Done"
news: Comedy Cul-De-Sac- Jeannie Darcy does stand-up on her relationship woes
news: disorientation thwarts demonstration by blind barbecue expert Pep Walters
news: What's in a Word?- SEM & AMP debate the propriety of "panties" & "nipple"
skit Kaitlin's equally-hyper mom (MOS) misses performance at an old-folks home
SHOW: MacGruber- dirty bomb threat is eclipsed by urge to make a Bloody Mary
TOON "Tales From The Greatest Generation" by RBS- big-boobed Einstein is ogled
skit Charli Coffee shares the stage with fellow boozehound Toni Carlisle (MOS)
SHOW: MacGruber- drunken guitar playing takes precedence over hydrogen crisis
song musical guest performs "Bleed It Out"
comm Donald (DAH) & Melania (MOS) Trump pitch co-branded Sharper Image steaks
SHOW: MacGruber- shirtless hamburger-eating stupor mirrors David Hasselhoff



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