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The NBC episode for this Saturday night (13-Oct-12) is new:
12d Christina Applegate / Passion Pit
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The following clip shows & 60-minute versions of episodes will air on VH1 &
VH1 Classic; all times EDT:
Sa 13-Oct-12
VH1 1:00pm 10n DAC / Linkin Park
VH1 2:00pm 10o Russell Brand / Chris Brown
VH1 3:00pm 10m Jesse Eisenberg / Nicki Minaj
Su 14-Oct-12
VH1 3:00am 99f Jennifer Aniston / Sting
VH1 4:00am 99a Jerry Seinfeld / David Bowie
VH1 5:00am 99n Joshua Jackson / 'N Sync
Mo 15-Oct-12
VHC 10:00pm 01k Jack Black / The Strokes
Tu 16-Oct-12
VHC 4:00pm 01k Jack Black / The Strokes
We 17-Oct-12
VHC 10:30pm 98k James Van Der Beek / Everlast
Th 18-Oct-12
VHC 11:00am 98k James Van Der Beek / Everlast
VHC 10:00pm 02j Ray Liotta / The Donnas
Fr 19-Oct-12
VHC 4:00pm 02j Ray Liotta / The Donnas
VH1 7:30pm 08e Josh Brolin / Adele
VH1 8:30pm xxx Best of WIF, vol. II
For the key to the three-letter castcodes used in the episode summaries,
see the Castmember Timeline at SATURDAY NET.
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98k James Van Der Beek / Everlast
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cold: Bill Clinton (DAH) is honored to welcome Larry Flynt (HOS) to Oval Office
mono: disembodied voice of Don Pardo (DAH) expresses obsession with host
COMM: Teeny Weenies!- fertility drug kit abets reckless attitude to motherhood
show: spelling bee emcee (WIF) tries to improvise after losing the words
COMM weary Cats castmember (CHP) narrates video marking 11,000th performance
misc LOM steps in when Don Pardo's (DAH) voiceover lapses into host worship
show: Teen Pulse- sassy musical group 7 Degrees Celsius causes girls to swoon
show Dog Show- David Larry & Miss Colleen preside over a canine slumber party
news: COQ fingers senators trying to make names for themselves via impeachment
news foppish sports journalist Brian Fellow (TRM) uses tabloid-style reportage
song: musical guest performs "What It's Like"
skit: laser pointers of (host) & (TRM) ruin a Harry Connick, Jr. (JIF) concert
show The War Abroad & At Home- community college fumbles a WWII documentary
skit NBC exec (TIM) has created Frankenteen (host) to fill a programming niche
skit: Lou's lovely daughter Maria tries to corral a TV repairman (host)
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99a Jerry Seinfeld / David Bowie
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cold: Pat Buchanan (CHP) & Donald Trump (DAH) vie to be Reform Party candidate
mono: for host, a typical day in NYC involves watching cheesy TV reruns nonstop
COMM: slow-to-get-online investment firm got stuck with clownpenis.fart domain
show: Morning Latte- Cass' husband Eli (CHP) & fruit-meat diet doctor (host)
skit: Mary Katherine Gallagher falls for Jewish basketball star (host)
comm: trust Javis Home Security Systems to keep out freaks like diaperer (WIF)
show: Action8 News Watch- anchors (host) & (ANG) deliver alarmist teases
NEWS The Millennium- sharks were unaffected by the past 1000 years of history
news: host & Jerry Seinfeld (JIF) do a Point-Counterpoint about The Gap
song: musical guest performs "Thursday's Child"
SHOW: OZ- host brings Seinfeld sensibilities to a maximum security prison
skit (WIF) calls 1-800-EAT-SHIT in a futile attempt to report a bad driver
skit: TV execs give ...And A Pizza Place its own series; A.J. Benza cameo
song musical guest performs "Rebel Rebel"
skit thug (WIF) alternately interrogates (host) & nurses him back to health
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99f Jennifer Aniston / Sting
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cold: Donald Trump's (DAH) running mate is millionaire John Carpenter [real]
mono: host gets MOS, ANG, CHO, RAD to join her Catfight Club
show Pretty Living- joyologist Helen & horny self-esteem guru (musical guest)
skit: Nick Burns (JIF) condescends while giving tech support to officeworkers
comm: castaway Wayne Porter (CHP) wants to be reelected as leader of the island
comm (host) confuses co-workers by breaking fourth wall for genital herpes ad
show: Sex & The City- Carrie (host) recounts her rendezvous with Mr. Peepers
news: wired George W. Bush (WIF) plugs his book & fields COQ's questions
news: subtitles reveal the truth behind the polite race discussion of COQ & TRM
song: musical guest performs "Brand New Day"
skit: rented street urchins (host) & (RAD) entertain a family by begging
comm Wayne Porter's rival Kim Plunkett (WIF) counters with an attack ad
skit parents (DAH) & (host) are worried because their kid isn't into Pokemon
song musical guest & Cheb Mami [real] perform "Desert Rose"
skit Roberta ruins the family Thanksgiving dinner to which she invited herself
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99n Joshua Jackson / 'N Sync
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cold: Ted Koppel (DAH), Tom Brokaw (CHP), Bernard Shaw (TIM) hate Bush vs. Gore
mono: host assures older generations that the show will be a good one
COMM: Hamburger Helper Antibacterial {rerun}
skit: Regis Philbin (DAH) interviews potential Kathie Lee Gifford replacements
skit: (WIF) & (HOS) ruin wedding reception by playing "Died In Your Arms"
show: 7 Degrees Celsius meets the press & unveils opening act (musical guest)
skit to frat boys' dismay, magic wish yields real-life lesbians (RAD) & (ANG)
news: Kevin Brennan [real] compares elites Al Gore & George W. Bush
song: musical guest performs "Bye Bye Bye"
show Let's Talk Books- experts consider works with naughty title-author combos
skit: Colette Reardon shows up at nephew's (host) school's Parents Day
FILM "Neil Armstrong, The Ohio Years" by Adam McKay- spaceman rests on laurels
song musical guest performs "I Thought She Knew"
skit Warren's attempt to draw lawnboy (host) into a menage-a-trois upsets Fran
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01k Jack Black / The Strokes
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cold: pretzel took blame for Dick Cheney's (DAH) abuse of George W. Bush (WIF)
mono: narcissistic host sings of his place in comedy history; Kyle Gass cameo
COMM without one of Flenderson's huge bows, a gift car is sure to disappoint
show: stoner journalist (host) hazily investigates federal marijuana conspiracy
show Tales Of Valour- monster (host) would prefer a slut to virgin (AMP)
skit: at (host)'s ski lodge, Roger & Virginia unsettle (CHK) & (AMP)
COMM: in its seventh season, Friends is running out of character pairings
comm: Now That's What Actors Call Singing- album features stars' vanity bands
skit hype ensues when (WIF) challenges electric bass master (host) to a duel
news: TIF gives her thoughts on the absurdly awful Enron scandal
news: shy & adorable Amelie (CHK) visits Weekend Update
news: I Have An Opinion- JIF thinks Camp X-Ray living conditions are just fine
news: Tenacious D performs "Hornet's Nest" to comment on world politics
song: musical guest performs "Last Nite"
show America Undercover- gruff (host) & trashy white couple in love triangle
comm (host)'s gothic rock opera serves as a Happy Birthday Song alternative
MISC My Big Thick Novel by Jack Handey- sprung by a monkey in chapter 828
song musical guest performs "Hard To Explain"
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02j Ray Liotta / The Donnas
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cold: Donald Rumsfeld (DAH) says "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'" over Iraq
mono: when host is "Getting To Know You," expect a mix of amicability & menace
show: Live With Regis (DAH) & Kelly (AMP)- rapport is poor; David Caruso (host)
skit: onset of puberty has made chesty (RAD) unsuitable for cast of kids show
skit: Donald attends a frat party while The Falconer is trapped under a log
COMM Global Century Investments representative (CHP) is upfront about deceit
skit Hannibal Lecter (DAH) & Paul (host) open an eat-your-own-brain restaurant
news: if elected president, Tim Calhoun will champion some peculiar policies
news for his own sake, TRM asks Condoleezza Rice to defend affirmative action
news: Weekend Update Joke Off- JIF & TIF riff on concept of a naked airline
song: musical guest performs "Take It Off"
skit to The Hangman (host), frontier justice requires sex with a grandma (RAD)
show Top O' The Morning- Gangs Of New York fires passions of Patrick & William
song musical guest performs "Who Invited You"
skit over-the-hill Vegas lounge comic Buddy Mills (CHK) does his geriatric act
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08e Josh Brolin / Adele
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cold: TIF yields press conference bit to Sarah Palin [real]; Alec Baldwin cameo
mono: host tells how he prepared to portray George W. Bush; Oliver Stone cameo
SHOW: MacGruber- unexpected stock portfolio collapse becomes a distraction
skit: at a restaurant, surprise-loving Sue spoils (host)'s marriage proposal
SHOW: MacGruber- mugging takes priority over escape from unstable mafia hideout
show The Suze Orman (KRW) Show- destitute (host) receives unhelpful advice
misc: in criticizing ANS's impression of him, Mark Wahlberg [real] confirms it
comm: I'm No Angel- pregnant barfly (AMP) embodies Gregg Allman's (WLF) perfume
SHOW MacGruber- anal ping-pong ball launch is a desperate money-raising act
song: musical guest performs "Chasing Pavements"
news presidential candidate Tim Calhoun extends his harebrained hustings
news: Jean K. Jean offers his perspective on European issues of the day
news: after Sarah Palin [real] demurs, AMP performs the prospective veep's rap
skit businessmen Carl (WLF), Jerry (BIH), Jim (host) fling "fart face" epithet
skit Narc School- (host), (KRW), (WLF), every other student is actually a cop
COMM: ReadiTrade.com is the online financial tool of choice for panic sellers
SHOW New York Underground- Trevor Dix (BIH) overhypes a ho-hum musician (FRA)
song musical guest performs "Cold Shoulder"
skit (host) can't interest former co-workers in a tour of the fall foliage
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10m Jesse Eisenberg / Nicki Minaj
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cold: Michele Bachmann's (KRW) State Of The Union response has technical gaffes
mono: Mark Zuckerberg [real] reacts to portrayals of him by host & ANS
COMM pre-op transsexuals like (BIH) use Estro-Maxx hormone replacement therapy
show: Mr. Wizard's (BIH) World- balloon-rubbing charges up teens (host) & (NAP)
show Don't Forget The Lyrics!- contestant's (host) mistakes are Freudian slips
show: Herb Welch gets defensive after botching college campus drug bust story
FILM: "The Creep"- (ANS) & (musical guest) are stalkerrific; John Waters cameo
song: musical guest performs "Right Through Me"
news: Hosni Mubarak (FRA) is oblivious to his culpability for Egypt's troubles
news fabulously successful Tyler Perry (KET) isn't put out by Oscar snubs
show: Blackenstein's (KET) Bride (musical guest) is Blaxploitatiously cheeky
show Skins- promiscuous druggie minors' product placements restore ad revenue
show Spa Talk- Tyla Yonders' (KRW) poo-based balms don't soothe family discord
song musical guest performs "Moment 4 Life"
comm: El Shrinko- (ANS) claims he needs to take a penis-reducing medication
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10n DAC / Linkin Park
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cold: Wayne's World- Winter's Bone dominates the Oscar picks of Wayne & Garth
mono: JOL backs up DAC's contention that their era's cast was SNL's best ever
COMM I-Sleep Pro {rerun}
show: Church Chat- Snooki (BOM) is exorcised & Justin Bieber [real] is tempting
show: Celebrity Teen Crisis Center- actors poorly answer youths' calls for help
COMM: Justin Bieber [real] & (ANS) in trailer for male version of The Roommate
song: musical guest performs "Waiting For The End"
news: SEM groups participants in Egypt's political unrest into Winners & Losers
news: multitasker James Franco (PAB) loves keeping busy doing a variety of jobs
news Angela Dixon's (KRW) meteorology is colored by her disco queen background
show: Live With Regis (DAC) & Kelly (NAP)- Kathie Lee Gifford (KRW) drops by
skit boy (ANS) competes in preteen girl pageant coordinated by (DAC) & (KET)
COMM Diedra Wurtz (ABE) delivers bad news with empty apologies & platitudes
misc JOL, MIM, DAC introduce musical guest
song musical guest performs "When They Come For Me"
skit New Wave band spoils Packer-fan Super Bowl party at nepotist's (TAK) bar
misc: at closing, DAC's sons Dex & Tom [real] join him on-stage
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10o Russell Brand / Chris Brown
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cold The O'Reilly (JAS) Factor- interview wastes Barack Obama's (FRA) time
mono host does stand-up about tight trousers, the Oscars, being married
COMM Frank Gublin (FRA) specializes in lawsuits related to Spider-Man musical
show Ultimate Vacation Giveaway- unenthusiastic winner (host) stumps Cheryl
COMM Don' You Go Runnin' Roun To Re Ro- impenetrable accents mark British noir
skit medieval king's (host) abuse of royal chef (BIH) dooms food taster (TAK)
song musical guest performs "Yeah 3x"
news Egypt's troubles fail to dampen Hosni Mubarak's (FRA) conviviality
news implicitly misogynistic Lil Wayne (JAP) & Eminem (TAK) lyrics are omitted
news Stefon is incapable of recommending normal Valentine's Day destinations
show Livin' Single- rebuffed by (VAB), (TAK) can't abide guest's (host) gropes
show A Spot Of Tea- temblors disrupt Pepperpots' (host), (ANS), (BIH) supping
song musical guest performs "No Bullshit"
skit time travel to the present day confuses violent George Washington (host)
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