SNL reruns this week (Apr 6-12)

[Frank Serpas III]

Below, find this week's schedule of reruns of Saturday Night Live,
along with episode summaries taken from the SNL Episode Guide, which
is available at SATURDAY NET (http://www.prismnet.com/~serpas/snl.html).

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The NBC episode for this Saturday night (06-Apr-13) is new:

12q Melissa McCarthy / Phoenix


Earlier that night at 10pm, NBC will air a 60-minute version of:

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12e Bruno Mars
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cold undecided voters question debating Barack Obama (JAP) & Mitt Romney (JAS)
mono host sings his way from self-doubt to confidence about his SNL gig
COMM lack of a script explains Brad Pitt's (TAK) incoherent Chanel No. 5 spot
show Haters- twerking (BOM) & daughter (host) accuse audience of jealousy
COMM Brad Pitt (TAK) extols the merits of Taco Bell's Doritos Locos Tacos
skit intern (host) provides vocals after power outage at Pandora headquarters
FILM "Sad Mouse"- Times Square tourists ignore depressed (host) in rodent suit
misc Tom Hanks [real] introduces host
song host performs "Locked Out Of Heaven"
news Dos & Don'ts- SEM gives debating advice to presidential candidates
news most folks won't want to follow Stefon's freakish Halloween itinerary
skit (Tom Hanks) & fellow Merryville animatrons spook a haunted house ride
COMM Brad Pitt (TAK) recommends Franklin's Dog Condoms in lieu of castration
skit at Yeti Point, (JAS) & (VAB) doubt (BIH) was cryptozoologically molested
COMM Brad Pitt (TAK) touts the tattoo removal services of Dr. Jonathan Zizmor
misc Stefon introduces host
song host performs "Young Girls"
COMM Under-Underground Donkey Punch The Ballot! festival is vaguely political

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The following clip shows & 60-minute versions of episodes will air on VH1 &
VH1 Classic; all times EDT:

Sa 06-Apr-13
VH1 4:00pm xxx Best of CHF
VH1 5:00pm 07h Jonah Hill / Mariah Carey
VH1 6:00pm 07i Christopher Walken / Panic At The Disco

Su 07-Apr-13
[none]

Mo 08-Apr-13
VHC 7:00pm 99r John Goodman / Neil Young

Tu 09-Apr-13
VHC 2:00pm 99r John Goodman / Neil Young
VHC 7:00pm 10p Miley Cyrus / The Strokes

We 10-Apr-13
VHC 2:00pm 10p Miley Cyrus / The Strokes
VHC 7:00pm 09p Zach Galifianakis / Vampire Weekend

Th 11-Apr-13
VHC 2:00pm 09p Zach Galifianakis / Vampire Weekend
VHC 7:00pm 09m Jon Hamm / Michael Buble

Fr 12-Apr-13
VHC 2:00pm 09m Jon Hamm / Michael Buble


For the key to the three-letter castcodes used in the episode summaries,
see the Castmember Timeline at SATURDAY NET.


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99r John Goodman / Neil Young
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cold: Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?- Time Warner interrupts celebrity contest
mono: plastered host mistakenly thinks he acted in the Flintstones prequel
COMM: Gillette's Platinum Mach 14 razor is more advanced than the Triple-Trac
show: Wanna Be A VJ 3- Raymond (CHK) & Shannon (ANG) compete for a job at MTV
skit: co-workers endure office vamp Adele's (CHO) unsubtle sexual innuendo
TOON: "The Life of a Catchphrase" by RBS- "Yeah, That's The Ticket" is tracked
show: The Christopher Lowell (CHK) Show- fey panelists laud decorating ideas
song: musical guest performs "Razor Love"
news Kevin Brennan [real] downplays the value of familial relations
news lame duck Bill Clinton (DAH) tells Cuban-Americans to shut up
skit Jim Morrison impersonator (HOS) waits on diners at rock & roll restaurant
skit: troopers (host) & (TIM) administer sobriety test to the Bloater brothers
song musical guest performs "Silver & Gold"
comm Tek-co Mechanical Currency Masticator automates coin valuation via biting


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07h Jonah Hill / Mariah Carey
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cold: in private practice, Eliot Spitzer (BIH) will handle sex-related cases
mono: to combat his crude big-screen image, host sings about how he is fancy
SHOW: MacGruber- competency questions bring about a crisis of confidence
show: What's Your Situation?- emcee (host) thinks game show is a singles bar
skit: precocious 6 year-old Adam (host) treats Benihana like a Borscht Belt gig
SHOW: MacGruber- paranoia over backstabbers results in abdication
show The Suze Orman (KRW) Show- financial questions receive thrifty responses
FILM ANS is distressed to learn that his dad (JID) is going out with host
song: musical guest performs "Touch My Body"
news: incredulous SEM & AMP say "Really!?!" to Eliot Spitzer's whoring
news: TRM's electoral assessment- "black is the new president, bitch"
skit Target clerk advises daft fellow employee (host) on how to woo co-worker
show Brian Williams (WLF) presents evidence proving John McCain (DAH) is old
comm: (WLF) & (KRW) sing about spaceships, toddlers, Model T cars, jars of beer
song musical guest & T-Pain [real] perform "Migrate"
skit upon meeting in real life, (CAW) finds that (host) is an online liar


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07i Christopher Walken / Panic At The Disco
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cold media disclosure of their wealth bugs Bill (DAH) & Hillary (AMP) Clinton
mono host has audience members ask him questions that he wrote
COMM Annuale {rerun}
skit teacher (host) nonsensically bowdlerizes high school production of Grease
skit on his last day, (JAS) learns workplace acquaintance (host) is a stalker
FILM "Laser Cats! 3D"- LOM & Chris Dodd [real] watch feline sci-fi trilogy end
skit Sue (KRW) can't contain her excitement over prospect of a surprise party
song musical guest performs "Nine In The Afternoon"
news pregnant man Thomas Beatie (ANS) invites SEM & AMP to his baby shower
skit at the Walken family reunion, host greets kin with similar vocal patterns
skit floraphobic (host) puts himself at ease by adding googly eyes to plants
show Top Chef- (host) can't cope with time constraints & limited ingredients
song musical guest performs "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"
show Larry King (FRA) Live- Jimmy Carter (DAH) admits nobody reads his books


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09m Jon Hamm / Michael Buble
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cold: Barack Obama (FRA) scapegoats Martha Coakley & lays out his policy agenda
mono: host channelled Don Draper in his TV appearances predating Mad Men
skit at a 1928 party, Lilia (KRW) contrives to sing but then fails to do so
FILM: "The Curse"- sexy shirtless saxman Sergio (host) haunts hexed (ANS)
skit: visions of alluring Scott Brown (host) scotch Democrats' strategy session
song: musical guest performs "Haven't Met You Yet"
news Sonia Sotomayor (NAP) laments the Supreme Court's lack of diversity
news: Snooki (BOM) has leveraged Jersey Shore's popularity into a new contract
show GameTime- alien Greg assimilates Frank Reich (host) & starts multiplying
comm: musical guest is host's unwilling partner in Hamm & Buble eatery venture
COMM Closet Organizer (WLF) doesn't really handle everything thrown at him
skit incompetent court stenographer Elinda Nade (FRA) interrupts proceedings
song musical guest & Sharon Jones [real] perform "Baby"
skit: in a bar, Closet Organizer bristles when patron (host) pigeonholes him
show American Enterprise- Barnes & Noble started with just homeless bathrooms


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09p Zach Galifianakis / Vampire Weekend
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cold: Barack Obama (FRA) thinks Harry Reid's (WLF) Senate seat is in jeopardy
mono: host plays piano & does stand-up on various topics
skit at a funeral, Vogelchecks grieve by kissing family members & mourners
skit: all of hotel guests' (host) & (KRW) questions are related to the bidet
FILM: "Zach Drops By The Set"- host has been crashing video shoots for years
show Today- wine-addicted Kathie Lee Gifford (KRW) helps host drop by the set
song: musical guest performs "Cousins"
news Mo'Nique (KET) won't limit her Oscar acceptance speech to 45 seconds
news: WLF is mad high schools won't buy his sketchy song about women's history
show: What Up With That?- Paul Rudd & Frank Rich [real] don't get to say much
show The Situation Room- unvetted viewer-submitted content is unjournalistic
song musical guest performs "Giving Up The Gun"
show: Pageant Talk- contestant (JES) has been coached by her queer dad (host)


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10p Miley Cyrus / The Strokes
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cold: Duh! Winning!- Charlie Sheen (BIH) celebrates fellow deluded trainwrecks
mono: mostly-irreproachable host sings "I'm Sorry That I'm Not Perfect"
COMM Baby Spanx {rerun}
show: Our Time!- Taboo (ANS) & apl.de.ap (KET) flee Fergie's (host) shadow
show: The Essentials- Hispanic stand-up (FRA) was cut from The Sound Of Music
COMM: Disney Channel Acting School- host & Raven Symone (KET) teach tropes
show: The Miley Cyrus (VAB) Show- Justin Bieber (host) is a male counterpart
song: musical guest performs "Under Cover Of Darkness"
news: SEM groups entities affected by Charlie Sheen into Winners & Losers
news: The Devil doesn't like the Westboro Baptist Church's anti-gay protests
news Anthony Crispino gets facts wrong about the Oscars, Libya, Charlie Sheen
show Les Jeunes De Paris- jealous (host) & "Tekitoi" spur French teen dancing
COMM Beastly- plot of movie starring host & (ANS) involves beauty & the dweeb
comm (KRW) & (host) sell facial cream & rockabilly CD only as a package deal
song musical guest performs "Life Is Simple In The Moonlight"
skit unhappy cruise ship performer (host) sings "You People Are Gross To Me"
COMM in March, expect to see even more dead bodies on CBS during Gurney Month



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