SNL reruns this week (Jul 26 - Aug 1)

[Frank Serpas III]

Below, find this week's schedule of reruns of Saturday Night Live,
along with episode summaries taken from the SNL Episode Guide, which
is available at SATURDAY NET (http://www.io.com/~serpas/snl.html).

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The NBC episode for this Saturday night (26-Jul-08) is a rerun:

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06n Rainn Wilson / Arcade Fire
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cold The Situation Room- Anna Nicole Smith coverage displaces hard news
mono castmembers & Karen (Rashida Jones) make backstage SNL like The Office
skit "Danny's Song" evokes icky reminiscing by (host), (BIH), (WLF), (JAS)
FILM (host) asks his motley employees to propose cuts to the corporate budget
skit (host) & (KRW) interview Noony & Nuni for Architectural Digest profile
skit peeper (host) imposes his voyeuristic mind-set upon a police lineup
song musical guest performs "Intervention"
news Anna Nicole Smith judge Larry Seidlin (FRA) weepily reads his reviews
news Aunt Linda has nothing nice to say about the crop of Oscar nominees
news the dangers of deployment to Iraq finally dawn on Prince Harry (ANS)
skit Neil & Jean orient their new fellow uptight co-worker Oliver (host)
comm White Possum Scream- (KET) chains (host) in Black Snake Moan knockoff
skit New Age musicians (FRA), (MAR), (host), (KET), (KRW) bicker in the studio
song musical guest performs "Keep The Car Running"

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The following 60-minute versions of SNL episodes will air on E!; all times EDT:

Sa 26-Jul-08
6:00pm 01l Britney Spears
10:00pm 05m Natalie Portman / Fall Out Boy
1:00am 05m Natalie Portman / Fall Out Boy

Su 27-Jul-08
[none]

Mo 28-Jul-08
[none]

Tu 29-Jul-08
[none]

We 30-Jul-08
[none]

Th 31-Jul-08
[none]

Fr 01-Aug-08
1:30am 03t Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen / J-Kwon

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01l Britney Spears
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cold: Mormons (DAA) & (WIF) proselytize during Olympian's (AMP) downhill run
mono: Justin Timberlake [real] learns he slept with host's doppelganger (CHK)
COMM Loose Bear {rerun}
show Brian Fellow's Safari Planet- rabbit & donkey don't cut their own hair
skit: Skipper (host) learns that she's Barbie's (AMP) daughter, not her sister
show: Jarret's Room- stoners Goby (HOS) & Summer (host) make a perfect couple
COMM international critics misjudge edenic Camp X-Ray, says Dick Cheney (DAH)
comm Martha Stewart (ANG) is rethinking her affiliation with bankrupt K-Mart
song: host performs "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman"
news: SEM awards a point to JIF for making a joke palindrome
news: Geraldo Rivera (DAH) claims to have found Osama bin Laden in Somalia
news: JIF plays guitar & sings pop-inspired songs about the Winter Olympics
news: Gay Hitler speedskates as Neil Diamond (WIF) performs "America"
show: Astronaut Jones (TRM)- sci-fi romp is a vanity project for its star
show HBO First Look- Gemini's Twin & latest member (host) in hip-hop epic film
show technical problems vex anchors (WIF) & (ANG) during morning news program
song host performs "Boys"
skit: The Leather Man (JIF) sells squeaky animal-skin attire to (host)

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03t Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen / J-Kwon
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cold: Hardball- John Kerry (SEM) chooses Al Sharpton (KET) as his running mate
mono: JIF & WLF help simulate the senior prom hosts are unable to attend
skit: (hosts) & fellow red carpet paparazza engineer marketable snapshots
COMM: Ashley & Mary-Kate fragrances purport to capture hosts' personalities
skit Joey Mack's shameless foolery gives listeners a poor opinion of hosts
show: The Swan- one-legged Amber loses makeover competition to Vicki (hosts)
comm: FOX newswoman (RAD) teases scare-inducing story slated for WNYW broadcast
song: musical guest performs "Tipsy"
news thinking of Brad Pitt causes JIF to slip into gayety during Troy review
news: Olympic stadium contractor (HOS) admits that Athens venue isn't ready
comm Pat (HOS) 'N Patti's (MAR) Backpack Shack- crackerjack sack flacks yak
show: Access Hollywood- Olsen triplet (FRA) was edited out of New York Minute
skit at a roller rink in 1979, Bloater brothers wilt when (hosts) get amorous
skit dad (CHP) uses camcorder to chronicle indoor Memorial Day family barbecue
FILM "The Adventures Of Harold" by T. Sean Shannon- bald 12 year-old at school
misc: castmembers' summer medley culminates in Grease-inspired JIF & TIF duet

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05m Natalie Portman / Fall Out Boy
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cold: shell-shocked George W. Bush (WLF) & Dick Cheney (DAH) make apologies
mono: host handles audience members' questions on Star Wars & The Professional
COMM: Nelson's Baby Toupees {rerun}
skit: hyper Jamba Juice employees (host), (HOS), (SEM) boost smoothies
show Larry King (FRA) Live- transsexuals (AMP), (WLF), (host) engender mix-ups
skit: fertility doctor (host) interviews prospective parents Sally & Dan
misc Belated Black History Moment- Dennis Haysbert [real] presents cartoons
TOON "Token Power" by RBS- black characters need to be surrounded by whites
TOON "The Hoke & Daisy Show" by RBS- tenuous Driving Miss Daisy sequel is zany
TOON "Ladysmith Black Mambazo In Outer Space" by RBS- vocalists are far afield
skit: Noonee (host) & boyfriend (JAS) visit home of her parents Noony & Nuni
song: musical guest performs "Dance, Dance"
news: Donald Trump (DAH) disparages Martha Stewart by pretending to be her
news: Sasha Cohen (host) nails her short joke program with a peanut witticism
news: LadyFat is KET's line of women's clothing for big male comedians of color
news Oscar winner AMP fails to thank TIF during her acceptance speech
news: Sasha Cohen (host) flubs The Aristocrats during her long joke program
skit Sheldon fails to reunite with ex-girlfriend (host) at his bar mitzvah
FILM: interviewer (CHP) elicits vulgar rap from (host) about her hardcore life
song musical guest performs "Sugar We're Going Down"
COMM Totally Rad Fire Alert 3000 {rerun}

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