Kryptonesia

Ken from Chicago

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Feb 27, 2004, 6:43:05 AM2/27/04

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Now it all makes sense! Kryptonite is so widespread in Smallville, that the
entire populace probably breathe in trace amounts of kryptonite gas, leading
to brain damage, erractic, irrational behavior and eventually mass amnesia.
That would explain how Clark can be Superman without being recognized by
every Smallvillian.

I was kidding years ago when I suggested mass amnesia, but with kryptonite
popping everywhere around town, that's increasingly becoming a possibility.
Conceivably, the series could where they could have FEMA or the EPA uncover
some environment damage, blame it on LuthorCorp, and blame LC for causing a
wave of kryptonized animals attacking the town--of course it would be do to
a secret cabal of kryptonized humans leading the packs: Phase 1 for a plan
of world domination (natch, phase 1: Smallville, 2: Kansas, 3: USA, 4:
Northern Hemisphere, 5: Earth). Clark and friends save the day, but massive
exposure causes mass amnesia and "fuzzy memories".

Natch, at this point a bespectacled Clark leaves town for . . . METROPOLIS.

-- Ken from Chicago

Thomas Jefferson

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Feb 27, 2004, 4:07:24 PM2/27/04

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Great post, any chance it could cause uncontrollable lesbianism?

John W. Price

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Feb 27, 2004, 4:14:49 PM2/27/04

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Ken from Chicago wrote:
> I was kidding years ago when I suggested mass amnesia, but with kryptonite
> popping everywhere around town, that's increasingly becoming a possibility.
> Conceivably, the series could where they could have FEMA or the EPA uncover
> some environment damage, blame it on LuthorCorp, and blame LC for causing a
> wave of kryptonized animals attacking the town--of course it would be do to
> a secret cabal of kryptonized humans leading the packs: Phase 1 for a plan
> of world domination (natch, phase 1: Smallville, 2: Kansas, 3: USA, 4:
> Northern Hemisphere, 5: Earth). Clark and friends save the day, but massive
> exposure causes mass amnesia and "fuzzy memories".

It just occured to me -- have we seen any Kryptonized animals? Given
that the Kents live in a small town, on a farm no less, it stands to
reason that there would be several animals around who could receive
significant exposure...

John

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John Price *** ** ** *** pr...@physics.ucla.edu
Where there is no solution, there is no problem.
-- John G. Price (my father), ca. 1975.

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Dough

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Feb 27, 2004, 8:19:05 PM2/27/04

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"Ken from Chicago" <kwicker_era...@ameritech.net> wrote in message
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Guess it could be worse... there WAS that "New Krypton" arc in Lois & Clark
where Clark was outted in front of the entire Smallville population with no
explanation afterward.

Ken from Chicago

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Feb 28, 2004, 4:48:40 AM2/28/04

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"Thomas Jefferson" <Tom...@Independence.Org> wrote in message
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Not uncontrollable.

-- Ken from Chicago

Ken from Chicago

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Feb 28, 2004, 4:49:33 AM2/28/04

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"John W. Price" <pr...@physics.ucla.edu> wrote in message
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That's why it would humans controlling them--like Bee Girl from the first
season.

-- Ken from Chicago

The_Fist

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Mar 1, 2004, 6:11:35 PM3/1/04

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>...any chance it could cause uncontrollable lesbianism?

If Lana were to make it with Chloe, who'd be on top?

Thomas Jefferson

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Mar 1, 2004, 9:58:55 PM3/1/04

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On Mon, 01 Mar 2004 23:11:35 GMT, The_Fist <john...@hula.net> wrote:

>
>>...any chance it could cause uncontrollable lesbianism?
>
>If Lana were to make it with Chloe, who'd be on top?

Clark if he's smart.