*snerk*
Natalie
--
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ewwwww
Why not do what one of Hugh Grant's character's girlfriends did in
"Notting Hill"?
She would only eat fruits and veggies that fell off the tree or bush
naturally - not picked.
Hoo boy.
> Wickeddoll wrote:
>> Why not do what one of Hugh Grant's character's girlfriends did in
>> "Notting Hill"?
>>
>> She would only eat fruits and veggies that fell off the tree or bush
>> naturally - not picked.
>
>
> That would limit me to crab apples.
She claimed lots of fruits and veggies fell from the trees, vines, etc.
Of course she was so malnourished that she made Kate Moss look like
Rosie O'Donnell.
Not to mention being batshit crazy.
Yes, it's pretty ironic, indeed.
They are all wrong. The problem with eating beef is that a few cows
can take up a whole field. Just think of all the soybean that could
have been grown on that field. You can feed a lot more people with
tofu than beef. Seriously, mapo dofu (spicy tofu) is good with eggs
and rice and it's very very cheap. Asian people don't eat a lot of
meat, not for health reasons although there are a lot of vegetarians
here (devout Buddhists are vegetarians) but mainly because beef is so
expensive here: it has to be imported from the U.S., Australia or New
Zealand. Then there's the fear of mad cow disease. Seriously, people
in Taiwan like to eat "beef noodles" but it's really just noodles in a
beef flavoured gravy. Most people here don't even realise that
"hamburger" means "ground beef" because a lot of restaurants
substitute pork for beef for their burgers. I guess some foreigners
complained because suddenly they are being refered to as "pork
burgers". LOL.
Anyway, look, I'm sorry if you got offended when I said that you said
you weren't "attracted to 'kids'". But you can do the math yourself:
if your husband's grandmother were 52 just like you then that would
make your husband about 12. I suppose it would be okay if your
husband's *mother* were 52 because then he'd be about 32 but if you've
known him for more than a decade then it would still have made you a
cougar. LOL.
I didn't write ANY of this - did you totally delete my post? LOL
>
> Anyway, look, I'm sorry if you got offended when I said that you said
> you weren't "attracted to 'kids'". But you can do the math yourself:
> if your husband's grandmother were 52 just like you then that would
> make your husband about 12. I suppose it would be okay if your
> husband's *mother* were 52 because then he'd be about 32 but if you've
> known him for more than a decade then it would still have made you a
> cougar. LOL.
No, what I mean, is the same thing someone else in this thread said. A
chick has a kid when she's 15, kid might also have a kid as a teen, so
some grandmothers (Loretta Lynn, for one) were relatively really young
grandmas. Sadly, that's the case in my own family many times.
I think the main reason for the switch is that many people who have taken up
vegetarianism in recent years now have weakened immune systems. Also, soy
allergy is one of the most common food allergies. I read that Tyler Florence
has some great recipes for tofu.
W. Pooh (AKA Winnie P.)
> > Anyway, look, I'm sorry if you got offended when I said that you said
> > you weren't "attracted to 'kids'". But you can do the math yourself:
> > if your husband's grandmother were 52 just like you then that would
> > make your husband about 12. I suppose it would be okay if your
> > husband's *mother* were 52 because then he'd be about 32 but if you've
> > known him for more than a decade then it would still have made you a
> > cougar. LOL.
>
> No, what I mean, is the same thing someone else in this thread said. A
> chick has a kid when she's 15, kid might also have a kid as a teen, so
> some grandmothers (Loretta Lynn, for one) were relatively really young
> grandmas. Sadly, that's the case in my own family many times.
Fine. So assuming your husband is also 52, his grandmother could be
82. Maybe your husband looks young for his age so we could shave off
a few years from that estimate but it still doesn't change the fact
that his grandmother probably wouldn't still be using tampons. Nor
would his mother be likely to at 67.
Um...the tampon thing doesn't apply to me in my situation, but I only
wanted to point out that it *can* happen. More and more each year, sad
to say.
Hubby is 51, and his Polish-born grandmother died before he was born.
My grandma will be 93 in March. So no, it doesn't apply to us, but it
applies to some *others*
The original comment from someone (I forget who) was that a tampon-using
granny *is* possible - not that it was common. Further, that I *am* old
enough to have been a granny, yet still use them - even without having
been a teenage mother myself.
I'm sorry to hear about your husband's grandmother. Congratulations
to your own grandmother. Do you realise that if you soon do become a
grandmother then she'll be a great great grandmother? That's, well,
great, isn't it?
Anyway, the point is that you told your husband that buying a tampon
is proof that he gets laid and someone objected saying that it could
be for his sister, mother or grandmother and I said, basically, no,
not really, at least not in the case of grandma and probably not for
mama either for that matter. Doesn't mean that somebody couldn't be a
grandma and still have menstrual periods. Hell, if my wife's daughter
were to get pregnant then I'd be married to a grandma and yet she'd
probably still continue to have menstruation. But that's not the
point: he should be waving those tampons around when he buys them
because nobody is going to think he's buying them for a parent or
grandparent.
Anyway, I think you get that. For some reason you're just being
stubborn. It's kind of insulting really because I never disputed the
fact that a woman could be a grandmother at forty (which is how old my
wife is) and I know women still commonly have menstruation at that
age. So let's just drop it.
> George Chen wrote:
> Wickeddoll
> >> http://www.newsweek.com/id/228720
> >
> > They are all wrong. The problem with eating beef is that a few cows
> > can take up a whole field. Just think of all the soybean that could
> > have been grown on that field. You can feed a lot more people with
> > tofu than beef. Seriously, mapo dofu (spicy tofu) is good with eggs
> > and rice and it's very very cheap. Asian people don't eat a lot of
> > meat, not for health reasons although there are a lot of vegetarians
> > here (devout Buddhists are vegetarians) but mainly because beef is so
> > expensive here: it has to be imported from the U.S., Australia or New
> > Zealand. Then there's the fear of mad cow disease. Seriously, people
> > in Taiwan like to eat "beef noodles" but it's really just noodles in a
> > beef flavoured gravy. Most people here don't even realise that
> > "hamburger" means "ground beef" because a lot of restaurants
> > substitute pork for beef for their burgers. I guess some foreigners
> > complained because suddenly they are being refered to as "pork
> > burgers". LOL.
>
> I didn't write ANY of this - did you totally delete my post? LOL
He doesn't eat enough beef, and his brain is suffering.
--
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His chosen event? The Broad Jump.
> Anyway, I think you get that. For some reason you're just being
> stubborn. It's kind of insulting
Yeah, Nat, stop being stubborn and insulting!
(ducks and runs)
She's already a great-great-*great* grandma! I told ya, some of my
family started young, and so did their children.
>
> Anyway, the point is that you told your husband that buying a tampon
> is proof that he gets laid and someone objected saying that it could
> be for his sister, mother or grandmother and I said, basically, no,
> not really, at least not in the case of grandma and probably not for
> mama either for that matter. Doesn't mean that somebody couldn't be a
> grandma and still have menstrual periods. Hell, if my wife's daughter
> were to get pregnant then I'd be married to a grandma and yet she'd
> probably still continue to have menstruation. But that's not the
> point: he should be waving those tampons around when he buys them
> because nobody is going to think he's buying them for a parent or
> grandparent.
>
> Anyway, I think you get that. For some reason you're just being
> stubborn. It's kind of insulting really because I never disputed the
> fact that a woman could be a grandmother at forty (which is how old my
> wife is) and I know women still commonly have menstruation at that
> age. So let's just drop it.
It must just be that I wasn't getting where you were coming from.
Looked like you were saying nobody would assume the tampons were for the
daughter or wife, but maybe that was the other person.
But I think we agree nobody would think they were for *him*.
And oh yeah - I AM stubborn.
Thanks, but I'd rather not - as a nurse I saw too many sad teen stories.
Actually, I think he was just replying to the link, not to me directly,
now that I look at it again.
Natalie, who had a steak that still had "USDA" stamped on it last night.
Just miscommunication. Ya know, I used to be pretty good at expressing
myself. Maybe I'm getting early Alzheimer's!
> Madlove wrote:
> > x-no-archive: yes
> >
> > Wickeddoll wrote:
> >> No, what I mean, is the same thing someone else in this thread said. A
> >> chick has a kid when she's 15, kid might also have a kid as a teen, so
> >> some grandmothers (Loretta Lynn, for one) were relatively really young
> >> grandmas. Sadly, that's the case in my own family many times.
> >
> >
> > Check these ages...
> > http://funlok.com/index.php/crazy-pics/when-stars-lost-their-virginity-16112
> > 009.html
> >
>
> Thanks, but I'd rather not - as a nurse I saw too many sad teen stories.
Angelina Jolie: Age 14
No doubt with a close blood relation
Brooke Shields: Age 22
Scumbag Dean Cain likes to brag about it
Johnny Depp: Age 13
Wouldn't name the guy, but he's in favor of old men drugging and raping
teenagers, so do the math
Kelly Osbourne: Age 13
Because men are pigs and will screw anything
Lil Wayne: Age 14
The site says (I am *not* making this up):
The same year she lost her virginity, "I convinced myself I was
pregnant.... " she has said. "I hadn't even gotten my period."
Paris Hilton: Age 15
Yeah, right
I just bought mom a prime kobe ribeye on sale :)
That asshole has a steak named after him, too? What, did he buy the
dept. of agriculture a big diamond?
;-)
Natalie
Yup, that's what I mean.
Hubby gets cold sores when he's really nervous or stressed; I assure you
he doesn't have any sores anyplace else :-)
As for Kelly, I'm also sure being chased by paparazzi when you're just a
kid is stressful as hell. Not to mention being raised by a
drug-addicted head case like Ozzy. (I love his music, but let's face it
- he's a train wreck) None of this usually leads to a healthy lifestyle...
> x-no-archive: yes
>
> Anim8rFSK wrote:
> > Angelina Jolie: Age 14
> > No doubt with a close blood relation.
>
> Said she cut him afterwards, because she didn't feel anything.
> So can't be a relative...
She carries her brother's blood around; had to get it somehow.
>
>
> > Brooke Shields: Age 22
> > Scumbag Dean Cain likes to brag about it
>
> Really? Is he the one who did the nasty??? :-)
Yeah, saw him brag about it on Howard Stern.
> Heard he bagged Teri Hatcher, and she's frigid!
>
>
> > Johnny Depp: Age 13
> > Wouldn't name the guy, but he's in favor of old men drugging and raping
> > teenagers, so do the math
>
> The "guy"??? He's fruity???
Fruity, French, Tomato, Tomahto
>
>
> > Kelly Osbourne: Age 13
> > Because men are pigs and will screw anything
>
> KO is a pig, and she looks like she's been screwed by everything.
> She already has herpes marks on her lips, I saw the pic last year
> on the TMZ site.
>
>
> > Lil Wayne: Age 14
> > The site says (I am *not* making this up):
> > The same year she lost her virginity, "I convinced myself I was
> > pregnant.... " she has said. "I hadn't even gotten my period."
>
> A typo that refers to Kelly...
Yeah, but I still thought it was funny :D
>
>
> > Paris Hilton: Age 15
> > Yeah, right
>
> Cher's son told Howard Stern he bagged Valtrex girl...... also said he
> scrubbed himself afterwards with a kitchen cleanser. Paris was *not*
> happy to hear him say that in an interview.
hah!
>
> Cher's Son Scrubs After Sex With the Hilton Burger:
> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14485290/
Then you'd have to pass up a lot of people, because cold sores are very,
very common. Little kids, the elderly, *anyone* can pick that up.
>
>
>> As for Kelly, I'm also sure being chased by paparazzi when you're just
>> a kid is stressful as hell. Not to mention being raised by a
>> drug-addicted head case like Ozzy. (I love his music, but let's face
>> it - he's a train wreck). None of this usually leads to a healthy
>> lifestyle...
>
> Kelly actually looks pretty good when she cleans her act up (which is
> rare).
> She's still pretty fuq'd up tho, thanks to dear old (druggin') dad.
I thought I just said that! :-D
She's been looking pretty good lately, IMO. I hope she can overcome her
hereditary predilection for substance abuse.
> x-no-archive: yes
>
> Wickeddoll wrote:
> > Then you'd have to pass up a lot of people, because cold sores are very,
> > very common. Little kids, the elderly, *anyone* can pick that up.
>
> No problemo!!!
>
>
> > I thought I just said that! :-D
> >
> > She's been looking pretty good lately, IMO. I hope she can overcome her
> > hereditary predilection for substance abuse.
> >
> > Natalie
>
> And then she can overcome her genetic tendency to become a raging
> asshole. Also from dad's side of the (shallow) gene pool... :-D
Oh, I dunno, I think her Mom's got plenty of bad genetics to spare.
Gawd, Madlove, it's not like cold sores are a venereal disease!
>
>
>> I thought I just said that! :-D
>>
>> She's been looking pretty good lately, IMO. I hope she can overcome
>> her hereditary predilection for substance abuse.
>>
>> Natalie
>
> And then she can overcome her genetic tendency to become a raging
> asshole. Also from dad's side of the (shallow) gene pool... :-D
No, that's probably from Sharon's side.
Oh gawd, I'm *still* thinking like Anim8! I just said that in the
previous reply!
Natalie, really scared now
> Anim8rFSK wrote:
> > In article <F2e0n.58473$Db2.44991@edtnps83>,
> > Madlove <mad...@arkham.dc> wrote:
> >
> >> x-no-archive: yes
> >>
> >> Wickeddoll wrote:
> >
> *snip*
> >>>
> >>> She's been looking pretty good lately, IMO. I hope she can overcome her
> >>> hereditary predilection for substance abuse.
> >>>
> >>> Natalie
> >> And then she can overcome her genetic tendency to become a raging
> >> asshole. Also from dad's side of the (shallow) gene pool... :-D
> >
> > Oh, I dunno, I think her Mom's got plenty of bad genetics to spare.
> >
>
> Oh gawd, I'm *still* thinking like Anim8! I just said that in the
> previous reply!
>
> Natalie, really scared now
Jinx, you owe me a Kobe burger at the Monterey Bay burger bar with a
lobster topping!
YOU'RE the jinx, not me!
Besides, it sounds like I'd need a cosigner to pay for that!
Natalie
As I've said, you *can* get it from HSV I, but that's not the most
common way. You shouldn't have any contact with a sore on someone, no
matter what type it is. If it's a sore from their being burned or
injured, *you* could give *them* an infection in the sore. If it's
caused by something systemic (bacteria or virus), not only can you
further infect it, but you can catch it as well.
My point is that people from all walks of life have cold sores, through
no fault of their own. I don't kiss my hubby on the mouth when he has
one, but I sure as hell wouldn't have ditched him while we were dating,
if he'd developed one then. That's just totally unreasonable, IMO.
Further, you can't take any of those stories as fact. People don't want
to admit they got it the "usual" way. Plus, a person with HSV II is
already immunocompromised, therefore more susceptible to *any* other
bugs, including HSV I.
>
>
>>>> She's been looking pretty good lately, IMO. I hope she can overcome
>>>> her hereditary predilection for substance abuse.
>>>>
>>>> Natalie
>>>
>>> And then she can overcome her genetic tendency to become a raging
>>> asshole. Also from dad's side of the (shallow) gene pool... :-D
>>
>> No, that's probably from Sharon's side.
>
>
> Yes, you're right on that one. I forgot about the British beldam.
> Junkie + Bitch = KO! :-D
And Ozzy seems like a pretty easygoing train wreck anyway.
> Anim8rFSK wrote:
> >>> Madlove
> >>>> Wickeddoll wrote:
> >> *snip*
> >>>>> She's been looking pretty good lately, IMO. I hope she can overcome her
> >>>>> hereditary predilection for substance abuse.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Natalie
> >>>> And then she can overcome her genetic tendency to become a raging
> >>>> asshole. Also from dad's side of the (shallow) gene pool... :-D
> >>> Oh, I dunno, I think her Mom's got plenty of bad genetics to spare.
> >>>
> >> Oh gawd, I'm *still* thinking like Anim8! I just said that in the
> >> previous reply!
> >>
> >> Natalie, really scared now
> >
> > Jinx, you owe me a Kobe burger at the Monterey Bay burger bar with a
> > lobster topping!
> >
>
> YOU'RE the jinx, not me!
I said it first! And called you on it!
>
> Besides, it sounds like I'd need a cosigner to pay for that!
Okay, I'll pay for the toppings.
I call do-over!
>> Besides, it sounds like I'd need a cosigner to pay for that!
>
> Okay, I'll pay for the toppings.
>
Your generosity knows no bounds.
LOL probably!
Hey! The topping is LOBSTER.
http://www.usmenuguide.com/burgerbarmenu.htm
But...but.. I don't think they'll let you pay separately for the
lobster, dude.
I wondered what you meant when you said "Monterey Bay" - I only knew of
Mandalay.
OK, so you CAN pay separately for the topping. If you're ever in Vegas,
that's workable.
:-D
Yeah...my arteries sclerosed just reading that menu!
I schized - Star Trek 4, the Whale One, Monterey, North of San Francisco
at the base of the Golden Gate Bridge.
- I only knew of
> Mandalay.
>
> OK, so you CAN pay separately for the topping. If you're ever in Vegas,
> that's workable.
>
> :-D
>
> Natalie
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> x-no-archive: yes
>
> Wickeddoll wrote:
> >> http://www.usmenuguide.com/burgerbarmenu.htm
> >>
> >
> > I wondered what you meant when you said "Monterey Bay" - I only knew of
> > Mandalay.
> >
> > OK, so you CAN pay separately for the topping. If you're ever in Vegas,
> > that's workable.
>
>
> Like I said earlier, half the world dying from too much food! :-D
As Adam West as Bruce Wayne as Batman said in the second half of the
series pilot when Jill St. John as Molly as Robin as Molly fell into the
Batmobile's atomic pile: "What a way to go-go"