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When you think about it, the Simpsons really is stupid.

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Justin Pate

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May 10, 2006, 12:33:48 PM5/10/06
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Really, the Liberal writers come up with stupid plotlines that would
never happen in real life like "Whacking Day" in order to justify their
preaching and by having Lisa Simpson save the day on every episode.

Really, the day when there is an actual "Whacking Day" going on, then
I'll share Lisa's concern. Until then I am just going to assume the
Simpsons writing staff consists of nothing but paranoid liberals.

Uhro

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May 10, 2006, 2:11:25 PM5/10/06
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Justin Pate schreef:

And you're probably a paranoid neoconservative. Why would I think so?
Well, you obviously don't understand satire or probably don't *want* to
understand it (or did you really think the makers of The Simpsons want
us to believe that there is some kind of whacking day?), and someone who
doesn't share your meaning is a liberal. Classic point in case.


Am I a liberal? Hell no, I'm European ;)

--
U

Justin Pate

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May 10, 2006, 2:31:00 PM5/10/06
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Uhro wrote:
> And you're probably a paranoid neoconservative. Why would I think so?
> Well, you obviously don't understand satire or probably don't *want* to
> understand it (or did you really think the makers of The Simpsons want
> us to believe that there is some kind of whacking day?),

They make things up in order to promote an agenda.

Let's try some apolitical humor for once. Everything's so politicized
these days.

Be funny just for the sake of being funny. Don't try to change the
world with your comedy; it's not working anyway.

Spark...@gmail.com

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May 10, 2006, 3:54:48 PM5/10/06
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Republican Slogans:

We want what's worst for everyone
We're just plain evil

Democratic Slogans:

We hate life and ourselves
We can't govern

Uhro

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May 10, 2006, 4:44:18 PM5/10/06
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Justin Pate schreef:

Oh, I agree with you on that last point. But I like political humour
though.
You shouldn't take it so seriously anyway. Just that there may be a
political message in it, doesn't make it some kind of propaganda.

--
U

Sparky Spartacus

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May 10, 2006, 6:53:13 PM5/10/06
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Justin Pate wrote:

> Really, the Liberal writers

I got this far

<yawn>

James Dulaney

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May 10, 2006, 6:57:11 PM5/10/06
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"Justin Pate" <JP5...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Go back to the SCTV group and talk about how your life revolves around that
show, how TV isnt cheesy enough nowadays, and about how you have a crush on
Catherine O'Hara.

BTW, the plot of Whacking Day is based on the traditions of numerous small
American towns to have a festival to celebrate the beating of a species of
animal. Here in Pennsylvania a town called Higgens has a day each year
devoted to killing pigeons. I believe there actually is a Snake killing day
in Texas as well.

Captain Infinity

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May 10, 2006, 7:26:21 PM5/10/06
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Really?


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Daniel Dreibelbis

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May 10, 2006, 8:12:31 PM5/10/06
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In article <bdu8g.8658$lb.7...@news1.epix.net>,
"James Dulaney" <d...@epix.net> wrote:

> Go back to the SCTV group and talk about how your life revolves around that
> show, how TV isnt cheesy enough nowadays, and about how you have a crush on
> Catherine O'Hara.

hey now, I STILL have a crush on Catherine O'Hara. And her sister
Mary Margaret :)

--
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http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=121942
Current song - "Too Macho"

Justin Pate

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May 10, 2006, 8:35:09 PM5/10/06
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"Uhro" <elp...@postmaster.co.uk> wrote in message
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There wasn't a message that needed to be told. And a comedy show that is
supposed to have universal appeal should not be hijacked as a vehicle for a
writer's personal opinion. It should be entertainment. Go start a blog if
you want your view heard.


aaronhi...@yahoo.com

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May 11, 2006, 12:54:40 PM5/11/06
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My girlfriend and I celebrate "Whacking Day" all the time! In the back
seat of my Big Penis Car.

Aaron Space Museum

aaronhi...@yahoo.com

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May 11, 2006, 12:56:13 PM5/11/06
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No. I disagree. I actually find the constant use of malapropisms in
the show to be amusing and intellectually stimulating.

Aaron Space Museum

Xino Kiner

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May 11, 2006, 1:13:36 PM5/11/06
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> Really, the Liberal writers come up with stupid plotlines that would
> never happen in real life like "Whacking Day" in order to justify their
> preaching and by having Lisa Simpson save the day on every episode.

Yeah but don't forget that the writers sort of excused the "stupidity" by
having Kent state that the holiday was called distasteful and puerile by a
panel of hillbillies. Not exactly flattering words.


aaronhi...@yahoo.com

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May 11, 2006, 2:36:03 PM5/11/06
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Yeah, every hillbilly I know knows the meaning of the word "puerile".

Aaron Space Museum

James Dulaney

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May 11, 2006, 3:01:47 PM5/11/06
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"Daniel Dreibelbis" <dreib...@HOTsympaticoDEATH.caSPAMMERS> wrote in
message news:dreibelEAT-E03DE...@news.bellglobal.com...

> In article <bdu8g.8658$lb.7...@news1.epix.net>,
> "James Dulaney" <d...@epix.net> wrote:
>
>> Go back to the SCTV group and talk about how your life revolves around
>> that
>> show, how TV isnt cheesy enough nowadays, and about how you have a crush
>> on
>> Catherine O'Hara.
>
> hey now, I STILL have a crush on Catherine O'Hara. And her sister
> Mary Margaret :)
>
I think both of them are really hot too (I've even posted about it in
alt.tv.sctv) but Justin just got kinda ridiculous.


Captain Infinity

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May 11, 2006, 8:16:18 PM5/11/06
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Once Upon A Time aaronhi...@yahoo.com wrote:

>Yeah, every hillbilly I know knows the meaning of the word "puerile".

Just how many hillbillies do you know?


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Paul Hyett

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May 12, 2006, 3:00:48 AM5/12/06
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In alt.tv.simpsons on Fri, 12 May 2006, Captain Infinity wrote :

>Once Upon A Time aaronhi...@yahoo.com wrote:
>
>>Yeah, every hillbilly I know knows the meaning of the word "puerile".
>
>Just how many hillbillies do you know?

Isn't the classic answer : 'Just two - a man, his wife & his sister.'
:)
--
Paul 'Charts Fan' Hyett

Nevada-tan is Natsumi Tsuji

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May 12, 2006, 3:21:47 AM5/12/06
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Uhro wrote:

> Am I a liberal? Hell no, I'm European ;)
>

Do they still have fox-hunts in the UK? That pretty much IS whacking day.

Sparky Spartacus

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May 12, 2006, 1:05:14 PM5/12/06
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aaronhi...@yahoo.com wrote:

This from the guy who hasn't had a date in 2 years - does your
girlfriend have a fitting for an inflation needle?

Spark...@gmail.com

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May 12, 2006, 3:31:18 PM5/12/06
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>Just how many hillbillies do you know?

I know several, but they prefer to be called son's of the soil.

Uhro

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May 13, 2006, 6:55:12 PM5/13/06
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Nevada-tan is Natsumi Tsuji schreef:

> Uhro wrote:
>
>> Am I a liberal? Hell no, I'm European ;)
>>
>
> Do they still have fox-hunts in the UK? That pretty much IS whacking day.

Don't know.. But I don't live in the UK, although my e-mailaddress says
different. I live on the other side of the North Sea, in The
Netherlands. Hunting has been forbidden a few years ago here.

--
U

Xino Kiner

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May 13, 2006, 11:56:01 PM5/13/06
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> Yeah, every hillbilly I know knows the meaning of the word "puerile".
>
> Aaron Space Museum
>

It's a CARTOON Aaron, it's not real.

Besides it doesn't really matter if hillbillies know the word, the point is
that the WRITERS know it and chose to use it in order to make THEIR point.

XINO


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Xino Kiner

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May 14, 2006, 9:48:11 PM5/14/06
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> Marge: Come on, Xino. Open the door for your mystery date.
> Xino: Ooh, the captain of the football team. He's a dreamboat. Don't wait
> up, Marge.

Butt out.


Xino Kiner

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May 14, 2006, 9:54:53 PM5/14/06
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I would like to hear from Mr. Pate regarding tonight's episode. [2F16]

XINO


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Justin Pate

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May 15, 2006, 10:08:57 AM5/15/06
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Xino Kiner wrote:
> I would like to hear from Mr. Pate regarding tonight's episode. [2F16]
>
> XINO

I turned it off as soon as I realized it was going to be another
politically-charged show.

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Justin Pate

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May 16, 2006, 9:31:13 AM5/16/06
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Lord Xenu wrote:
> X-No-Archive: Yes

>
> "Justin Pate" <JP5...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1147278828.0...@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com...
> > Really, the Liberal writers come up with stupid plotlines that would
> > never happen in real life like "Whacking Day" in order to justify their
> > preaching and by having Lisa Simpson save the day on every episode.
> >
> > Really, the day when there is an actual "Whacking Day" going on, then
> > I'll share Lisa's concern. Until then I am just going to assume the
> > Simpsons writing staff consists of nothing but paranoid liberals.
> >
>
> Hey, Justin, I am in posession of an amazing secret and I think you may be
> ready for it. I think that you will find it may greatly reduce the strain on
> your psyche caused by your exposure to ideals different than your own.
>
> Now, I don't want to freak you out but, here goes:
>
> It just a television show.
>
> Okay, you still with me? Come on now, stay with me. Focus!
>
> Like any other art form, high or low, it has a much or as little effect on
> you and your existence as you allow it.

Now if only you left wingers would respond in the same fashion to the
O'Reilly Factor....

Justin Pate

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May 16, 2006, 9:33:17 AM5/16/06
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Lord Xenu wrote:
> X-No-Archive: Yes
>
> "Justin Pate" <JP5...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1147702137.9...@j55g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Translation: It challeneged my right-nutter beliefs so I turned it off,
> stuck my fingers in my ears and screamed La-la-la-la-la-la! until I passed
> out.
>

And btw, if you are saying that the show is "challenging my right-wing
beliefs", you are hereby conceding that the show has a left-wing bias.

Sparky Spartacus

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May 16, 2006, 10:58:58 AM5/16/06
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Justin Pate wrote:

Not at all, Your Blind Stupidity, all it means is that the show didn't
conform to your rightwingnut view of the universe, thus, making it "left
wing" to your way of thinking; but that doesn't make something "left
wing" in real life.

Justin Pate

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May 16, 2006, 11:09:52 AM5/16/06
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All right, I challenge you this: Find one right-winger that you know
and ask them if they like Lisa's preachiness and vegetarianism.

Since you are claiming that the show isn't left-wing, it's just that
I'm supposedly deluded somehow, right-wingers everywhere (with the
exception of me, of course) ought to love the Lisa character and think
that she's just peachy.

According to your point of view, that is.

Justin Pate

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May 16, 2006, 11:11:42 AM5/16/06
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And also, I'd like to know what you think my view of the universe is,
since you're so presumptuous.

That Guy

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May 16, 2006, 12:31:32 PM5/16/06
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"Uhro" <elp...@postmaster.co.uk> wrote in message
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All hunting is forbidden there? Why?


That Guy

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May 16, 2006, 12:36:19 PM5/16/06
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"Justin Pate" <JP5...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Really, the Liberal writers

If you're a brainwashed neocon, the writers are obviously liberal leftists.
If you're a far-left wacko, the writers are blatantly staunch right-wing
conservatives.

When you express opinions, you're expressing yourself. You aren't actually
saying anything about the subject. But I have to agree with your point that
the show does get stupidly preachy at times.


Sparky Spartacus

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May 16, 2006, 1:06:05 PM5/16/06
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BZZZZZTTT! 2 back to back replies to the same post: TILT!

Paul Bartram

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May 16, 2006, 8:51:59 PM5/16/06
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> "That Guy" <7...@f.com> wrote

> > Nevada-tan is Natsumi Tsuji schreef:

> > Don't know.. But I don't live in the UK, although my e-mailaddress says


> > different. I live on the other side of the North Sea, in The
> > Netherlands. Hunting has been forbidden a few years ago here.

> All hunting is forbidden there? Why?

If I lived in a country that was largely below sea level, surrounded by
dykes, I wouldn't want people firing guns all over the place either :-)

Paul


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That Guy

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"Paul Bartram" <p.bartram AT OR NEAR optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
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LOL!


Xino Kiner

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May 18, 2006, 2:12:23 PM5/18/06
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> > You asked for my opinion, and you should not be so rude in response.

> > If you didn't want to hear the truth, you shouldn't have asked the
> > question.
>
> See above, genius.
>
> > And go fuck yourself.

What the hell is up with all the flaming, Xenu? Mr. Pate turned on The
Simpsons for the simple purpose to laugh. When he realized that he would
not be laughing, he shut it off. He didn't shut it off because he is close
minded!!!

Some people get offended way to quickly.

XINO


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R Flowers

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May 19, 2006, 11:53:55 AM5/19/06
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"Lord Xenu" <xenu.o...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Another metal midget heard from...
>

"Metal midget!" That has got to be SO much funnier than what you intended.

-- R Flowers


OD

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May 19, 2006, 12:18:13 PM5/19/06
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>>
>
> There wasn't a message that needed to be told. And a comedy show that is
> supposed to have universal appeal should not be hijacked as a vehicle for a
> writer's personal opinion. It should be entertainment. Go start a blog if
> you want your view heard.

The show does have very universal appeal and is quite intelligent.
However, the problem with intelligent shows is that a certain
percentage of the population won't get it. You're obviously just not
ready for it yet. Why not try Family Guy? It's like Simpsons, only for
"slow" people.

;-)

Xino Kiner

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May 19, 2006, 1:14:40 PM5/19/06
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> > Another metal midget heard from...
> >
>
> "Metal midget!" That has got to be SO much funnier than what you intended.

I don't get it.


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R Flowers

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"Lord Xenu" <xenu.o...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Xino Kiner" <isal...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> God, you're still such a screaming douche-bag...
>
> It is nice to see that some things never change...
>

Actually, Xino just produced a self-referential posting that is this
newsgroup's equivalent of a Zen koan.

-- R Flowers
---- Maybe *Xino* knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried...


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Sparky Spartacus

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May 21, 2006, 6:17:12 PM5/21/06
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R Flowers wrote:

> "Lord Xenu" <xenu.o...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>
>>X-No-Archive: Yes
>>
>>"Xino Kiner" <isal...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>news:126rv85...@news.supernews.com...
>>
>>>>>Another metal midget heard from...
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>"Metal midget!" That has got to be SO much funnier than what you
>>>>intended.
>>>
>>>I don't get it.
>>
>>God, you're still such a screaming douche-bag...
>>
>>It is nice to see that some things never change...
>
> Actually, Xino just produced a self-referential posting that is this
> newsgroup's equivalent of a Zen koan.

Is that the pastry with the cinnamon & apple filling? I love them!

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